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>there are people on /biz who don't know that the gox coins are being given back in Q1 next year.

>> No.11809950

>>11809868
How has this fat kike not been assassinated after this whole debacle?

>> No.11810012

>>11809950
R U N D O W N

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>>11809950

Because an estimated 92% of all beetcon at the time had touched his exchange, and he'd directly - sometimes also indirectly - managed to depress the whole market.

No one had the funds necessary to do anything about him. The few that had any money left blew it on trips to Nippon to sit outside his shitty office with WHERE'S MUH MONEY signs.

>> No.11810071

>>11809950
Under samurai protection. He evaded extradition to the US.

>> No.11810102

imagine their frustration, here they thought everything's bottomed out and now nobody knows how far low it'll go

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I love bitcoin. It shows low-IQ people, libertarians, and greedy idiots at their very best.

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This guy is probably the highest IQ person in the whole space.

>clone bitcoin.
>attract an even dumber cult than bitcon 1.1.
>run an exchange.
>nestle your way into security development of all the big exchanges.
>gradually take them all over with your middleware.
>shift to a management position when none of them can fire you.
>sell your own clone coin bags to your cult.
>promise them they'll all make it to Jerusalem.
>dazzle your lord with your hodl, and you shall know him. You shall know Jerusalem!
>they still defend him to this day.

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>bro, like, I'm the real Slim Satoshi.
>there are people who actually believed him in 2014.
>there are people who actually still believed him in 2015.
>there are people who legit still believed him in 2016.
>these same people unironically legit still believed him in 2017.
>these actual for real unironically low-IQ retarded cargo cultists legit still believe him through 2018, and crashed all their fucking money to fuel an australian meth addict's insane ramblings and delusions.

How are you this dumb?

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>you can't cash out.
>why can't I cash out?
>because I say you can't. Funds are saifu.
>mfw people legit believe him, and don't press charges, don't get any financial regulation involved, don't even have the balls necessary to camp outside his office's shitty doors, like the beta numales did during the GOXening.
>mfw bitcoin investors are swayed by chinese huckster manlets.

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>>11810108
imagine being such a retard that you kept your bitcoins on mtgox. I bought thousands of them back in the day and I never left them on that nip scam shithole more than 5 minutes

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I'll leave you with this bit of ancient wisdom.

My only regret during all these years of crypto meme farming is that I didn't get in on the scam, and steal all your money with my own ICO.