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Transcend humanity edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11784606

>> No.11805961

ok gamers let's get this bread

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oops real last thread is >>11797904

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Buy FNGU, seriously

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The carnage

>> No.11805994

>>11805950
Absolute garbage picture.

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>>11805973
>>11805985
AHHHHHHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

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>>11805961
rise up gamers jesus needs you to reverse this red day by buying my bags.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.11806009

>>11806000
wait no i actually have puts

REVERSAL CANCELLED BULLS GO HOME

>> No.11806010
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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

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>>11805994
You can fuck right off you (((intergalatic moloch worshiping pedophile)))

>> No.11806032

>>11805996
Oh boy.. just gunna shit up this thread with your lame ass portfolio again?

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>>11806010

>> No.11806038

>>11806010
i get my year end bonus which is around 9K and my cap gains and dividends which is around 8K from my mutual funds in December. If the market stays around here, cheapies for me in December

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greenpill pls save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11806041

>>11806032
you shit up every thread with every single post you make

>> No.11806046

>>11806010
VZ never stops winning.

>> No.11806049

>>11805996
>>11806032
Don't give LCIFag (you)s, he's never posted his portfolio because he's a giant larp.
In reality, he has maybe $100 of LCI and $25 of HMNY still

>> No.11806054

>>11806010
when will it end

>> No.11806055
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11806055

What do you guys think about Luther Burbank? Made a small purchase yesterday, thinking about putting more into it in the coming months

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greenpill pls save us!!!!!!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ

>> No.11806065
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11806065

I really regret getting into the stock market. I pumped $25K into RH and currently have lost $5k in value.

That 1.90% interest savings account is looking really attractive right now...

>> No.11806072

>>11806054
when all hope is lost

>> No.11806077

>>11806065
shit taste go all in nvda puts don't be a pussy

>> No.11806078
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greenpill pls save us!!

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11806083

Hormel: all time highs
Tyson: still below 60
Fake this GAY market

>> No.11806084

>>11806049
i actually have posted my portfolio in here a few times..

>> No.11806091
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>>11806054
But it's only just begun...

>> No.11806104

I am putting everything into blue chip and index funds. It's been fun friends.

>> No.11806106

>>11806065
you should expand your investment time to at least 5 years before you determine gains or losses.

you don't lose if you don't sell

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>>11806084
post it again, my man

>>11806061
what are you losing money on

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>tfw I told my GF to buy a shitload of stocks on Robinhood so she can start investing
>put limit buy orders for MSFT at 106
>T at 30.50
>AMD at $20.50
>LYV at 54.00

>tfw gf got SHREKT on her first buys

>> No.11806117

>>11806065
Yeah I've lost one grand out of $3300 I've put in.

>> No.11806119

>>11806110
/tech'd/
no pussy for you tonight anon

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>>11806084
Nope, nice larp faggot.
>>11806078
>>11806060
>>11806040
Not even he can save us from ourselves

>> No.11806128

>>11806065
no pain no gain

>> No.11806132

Fuck this shit I'm buying bitcoin fuck you all

>> No.11806150

>you don't slide from edge to edge, just equally towards or away from the edge of the line.
>left: how the overlords feel in a regime
>right: how the others feel in the regime

>> No.11806155

Dow 30k eoy

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>>11806132
>fuck this shit i'm going to lose 100% in the long term instead of losing 10% in the short term and making a profit in the long term

>> No.11806162

>>11806109
>what are you losing money on
nothing...

Just closed out my AMRS puts that were like 200% gain.. added to LCI.. still adding to GBR.. i have other things.. but those are the only ones you need to worry about. By the looks of it the only portfolio you need to worry about is your own.

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I did i buy this fake imaginary money?

>> No.11806169

>>11806077
lol, I already did... @240-ish

>>11806106
yeah, still haven't sold but I'm holding out of shear HATRED

>>11806117
welcome to the club

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>>11806155
THIS
we're only halfway through this bull

>> No.11806201

>>11806162
actually the AMRS put was around 592% gains

>> No.11806211

>GE attempting a third rally this morning
what the fuck STAY DOWN

>> No.11806212

>>11806162
post proof of the things you're saying
if my portfolio is so lame, then post yours to shut me up
also, i'm confident in the long term viability of my picks

>>11806201
actually the AMRS put was around 47594759795% gain for sure my man 100% just take my word for it

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>>11806201
Remember that one time you unironically bought HMNY and lost 1k
lmao good times

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>>11806235
>LCI
>BGFV
>HMNY

>> No.11806265
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YOU TOLD ME TO BUY MSFT

>> No.11806284

buy tqqq today. thank me later.

>> No.11806290

>>11806235
>>11806235
it must be hard knowing that I can loose 1k in a day and not be affected when your whole portfolio isn't even at 1k.. HMNY was just a quick gamble.. not sure why you keep going on about that trade that was literally a day trade.

This is why you will never make it.. everything is a big joke to you.. i guess it would all be a big joke to me too if i still lived off mommy and daddies tit while delivering pizzas to help pay for your anime addiction.

>> No.11806295

>nyse red
>nikkei green
I guess 2 weren't enough

>> No.11806302

>>11806265
AND ANOTHER ONE DOWN
ANOTHER ONE DOWN
ANOTHER ONE DOWN
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

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Buy the dip frens.

>> No.11806312

>>11806235
I bought 100 shares of HMNY for like ten dollars last month. Treated it as a lottery ticket.

>> No.11806318

>>11806295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UpMwVfwoDA

>> No.11806321
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>>11806284
loading up TQQQ and FNGU

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>>11806304
I bought another 100 december IQ 22.5 calls. Send Help.

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>>11806212
Was a very small position.. didn't have enough dry powder at the time to fully load up gains are gains

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>>11806247
Here's how Big Fag guys LCI trade went, and somehow he STILL thinks he's winning

>buy in at 13.55
>immediately crashes 70%
>obliterates 2scoops
>doesn't have any money left to buy the dip
>shills his bags to newfags on smg everyday
>dead cat bounces 30%
>newfags buy the top
>they all lose everything
lmao at his life, he's so fucking stoopid
>>11806290
>b-but it was a day trade
My account at 3k is unironically bigger than yours, I don't have aids, live by myself and actually graduated highschool.
Your cope never ceases to amaze me

>> No.11806351

>>11805973
don't kill yourself

(without streaming it)

>> No.11806354

>>11806304
i did, all out of cash now :\

>> No.11806356

>>11806010
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
gloves before I go outside because it's nippy out there today.

>> No.11806361

>>11806341
big or small, $300 is $300. Nice one.

>> No.11806371

>>11806304
I wonder if she wears panties

>> No.11806372

>>11806342
there you go.. sitll being retarded...

>> No.11806378

>>11806304
>buying dips in a bear market
LMAO

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Who else here catastrophically JUSTed?

>> No.11806389

>>11806342
I thought this was just a normal shitpost and proceeded to scan past it, but upon realizing it was Comfy it suddenly became hilarious. The sexual tension between you two is often the highlight of my morning.

>> No.11806393

>tfw you think you're making money
>see that broker fees for selling will put you in the red

brb off to vomit

>> No.11806411

>>11806393
>not cheaping out using robinhood
heh, never stood a chance.

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>>11806389
All I want is to watch Bagholder fuck him in the ass while I get a blowjob from RKG.
Is that too much to ask???

>> No.11806425

Never participated in /smg/, but one can't ignore the fact that it got noticeably more retarded. the contrast is similar to stinky linkies after ICO and now.

>> No.11806444

>>11806425
options are one hell of a drug.

>> No.11806448
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>>11806341
good trade, not bad

>>11806389
it really is funny

>> No.11806468

>>11806416
has baggie wasted his gains on smashing pasta pussy and blowing lines yet?

>> No.11806473

>>11806425
>>11806444
I blame /r/wsb

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>>11806389
>>11806342
>>11806290
1/2

>> No.11806480

>>11806055
I'm more of a Luther Vandross kinda guy, but to each his own.

>> No.11806483
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/biz/, what makes you jolly in these tough times?

>> No.11806488
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YOU SAY

I ONLY HEAR WHAT I WANT TO

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>>11806416
I actually met a guy that looked just like baggie the other day.. like exactly like him.. it was weird..

Also heard that people that wear white jeans like it in the ass

>>11806468
wonder where he's been.. he probably lost all his money and started focusing on life

>> No.11806495

>>11806378
>not buying every two weeks a fixed amount of stock to cost average your foreverholds and increase your forward dividend income on a scheduled basis

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>>11806477
>>11806389
>>11806342
>>11806290
2/2

>> No.11806499

>>11806483
seeing my 2 day spy FDs appreciate 33% in 2 minutes.

>> No.11806507

>>11806468
>>11806491
Baggy unironcally killed himself or is in rehab, he changed positions at the last minute and lost everything
:(

>> No.11806513

Why did weed sorta die today? Man you know that Farm Bill is getting passed tomorrow niggas and you'll lose all your gains

>> No.11806518

>>11806494
>>11806477
>>11806342
LCI is about fill the gap and you guys are going to miss out on easy gains....

>> No.11806529
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How do I into day trading, my dudes?

I want to study like a mad man for the next month and a half and start trading in 2019

>> No.11806551

>>11806529
just keep blowing accounts until you understand

>> No.11806564

>>11806529
90% of new traders loss 90% in 90 days

>> No.11806570

>>11806518
I mean assuming you really have been buying as it dropped anything you got in the 3s has doubled by now. If it can get to like 8 or 9 I assume your green on it?

>> No.11806577

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TO SHORT NATURAL GAS!!!

>> No.11806617

>>11806564
How do I avoid that?

>>11806551
I'd rather not waste time, ya dig?

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>>11806383
Down $270~ in the past month

>> No.11806650

>>11806617
You avoid it by accepting that you must fail before succeeding, learning how to cope with loss.

>> No.11806651

Morgan Stanley just called it officially a bear market

>> No.11806662

>>11806570
almost... i have just over 3300 shares.. i'm thinking its going back to mid teens.. That drop was huge over reaction.. obvious as fuck short manipulation.. nobody sold to them.. they shorted more.

Earnings wasn't bad.. as of now their debts are covered till sept 2019. JSP agreement goes till march 2019. Most of their debt isn't due until 2022. They've been signing new distribution agreements and launching more and more drugs. They've also been cutting cost on a lot of things. I'd assume a lot of their expenses revolved from selling JSP product.

With all the drugs launches.. cutting expenses.. new distribution agreements being signed.. LCI is undervalued imo.. that JSP agreement has been getting priced in for so long. LCI could easily climb back to mid teens

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>>11806651
Golden bull run confirmed

>> No.11806675

>>11806577
Cordier? How you holdin' up man?

>> No.11806705

>>11806513
yuropoor here. i'm not familiar with the bill in question. what does it mean for weed stocks? good or bad?

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FUCK ME IM SO STUPID
KILL ME
MY MONEY.... GONE

>> No.11806715

>>11806650
And if I don't have the capital to do that off that bat?

>> No.11806734

>>11806715
don't listen to that faggot. be successful from day 1. he just a smol man tryna push u down

>> No.11806737
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>>11806651
double bottom broken on daq
exit all markets.

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>>11806371
Shimapan

>>11806513
Couple things. Canadian dude weed sector is bearish. Canopy Growth is trying to hold a double bottom at the moment, if it breaks down it will test the 200 day SMA at around $40(CAN). Broader market correlation weighing down the more bullish US stocks. Acreage Holdings has been mildly green all morning though.

My dude weed portfolio has only two stocks right now; Quinsam Capital and Canntrust. Did a dip buy on Canntrust at $8 just after open to cost average my initial entry at $8.45. Quinsam holding support partly thanks to Quinsam itself providing solid support at $0.31 due to their ongoing $5.9m share buyback plan.

For now it's just those two and a bunch of cash fir entries as i see them. If Canopy holds the double bottom i may hop on for a bit.

>> No.11806779

could be worse

>> No.11806780
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>>11806734
this but unironically

>> No.11806795

>>11806779
could be raining

>> No.11806802

>>11806795
that's the spirit!

>> No.11806805

>>11806795
It's always raining somewhere else. Luckily for me my puts live in the desert.

>> No.11806815

>>11806483
continuously receiving dividends that cost average my positions automatically and compound for increased dividends for the next payout

>> No.11806816

>>11806425
>it got noticeably more retarded
one word.... (Comfy)

>> No.11806822

Can anything stop these monsters PEP and KO

>> No.11806844
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11806844

the turkey gods demand blood

>> No.11806873

>Democrats winning the house was baked in they said
>Its only gonna be green days from here on out they said

>> No.11806874

>>11806640
There's always someone who suffers more. $270 is close to what I lost today.

>> No.11806882
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BLOOD

EVERYWHERE

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Not selling my tech crap earlier was a mistake.

>> No.11806903

LCI building up for a break out

>> No.11806906
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>>11806844
Basted Turkey

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>/AAPL'd/
>/FB'd/
>/MU'd/
JUST'd

>> No.11806907

>>11806874
i'm down 150k this year so pretty sure i'll be the first to an hero out of all of us here.

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>>11806816
cope harder. pic related is you.

>> No.11806921

>>11806905
>buying the tech bubble at the top
honestly what did you expect

>> No.11806932

WTF is going on with MSFT?!

>> No.11806939
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>>11806932
it got /tech'd/

>> No.11806941

>>11806907
Damn. Do you have a chart showing your all-time results? I'd like to see it.

>> No.11806944

>>11806932
Smart money is leaving. Something big is coming.

>> No.11806946

>>11806905
>>/AAPL'd/
>>/FB'd/
>>/MU'd/

Add:
>/AMD'd/

>> No.11806948

>>11806932
back at june 2018 prices, panic!

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>>11806907
>down 150k
>Load up on GE

yeah.. i'll pass on that GE for now...

>> No.11806976

>>11806495
>throwing around big words thinking you're smart

>> No.11806977

Nasdaq is going to 8k
Unironically its like Im stealing at these prices

>> No.11806979

>>11806905
AAPL is starting to become pretty damn cheap. Market cap is below $900 bln now, of which more than $200 bln is CASH.

>> No.11806999

>>11806495
>not selling covered calls on your long holds for extra income

>> No.11807009

>>11806977
Look at every crash the past 10 years. after the first dip there is always a double bottom and it never breaks through. It just broke though today, bull is over now.

>> No.11807015

>>11806973
how big is your portfolio

>> No.11807020

>>11806999
>extra income
It's called having a job

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>>11806921
At least I got rid of NVDA near the top at $275.

>> No.11807039

>>11807009
You know you have to wait for the day candle to close right.. also there was not a double bottom yet

>> No.11807065

>>11807039
on nasdaq there was. You don't think FANG and tech can crash all markets?

>> No.11807086

>>11807065
lol, no there wast, Nasdaq double bottom is 6590

And no Faang cant crash all market, theyve already corrected several times this year without effecting the spx or daq

>> No.11807090
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cuo

>> No.11807100

>>11807086
>wicks
>my dick is 3ft long when i count my piss stream.

>> No.11807102
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C R A S H I N G

>> No.11807109

>>11806944
>Smart money is leaving. Something big is coming.
*unzips pants
heh. nothin personnel, kid

>> No.11807111

>>11805950
Why is my robinhood buying power not been updated in 6 days

>> No.11807120

>>11807111
because you're either in position or you have no monies. or ach hasn't cleared yet.

>> No.11807130

>>11807102
N O S U R V I V O R S

>> No.11807132

I'm ready to die now

>> No.11807136

>>11807120
I should have $150, I own no stocks or options but I only have $10

>> No.11807138
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guys I just became a top rated ebay seller.

>> No.11807147

>>11807136
any recent transfers? screenshot me bro.

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>>11807147

>> No.11807189

>>11807173
yea your ach probably hasn't cleared man. check your actual bank account.

>> No.11807190

>>11806921
>tech is a bubble

Ok. Explain what we're going to do with our time otherwise? Do you think manual labor is the future?

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>>11807025
I was gunna buy NVDA below 200 but got STZ instead @200.

>> No.11807215

>>11807196
good idea
I think Ill get an STZ now

>> No.11807217

>>11807189
All of the money has settled on my bank's end. I used that $150 to buy an option that I also sold for $150 on the 14th (keep in mind the dates on those transfers are when its completed and not when its initiated)

>> No.11807248

>>11807217
yea i have no idea then. you weren't selling naked were you? no margin calls?

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>>11807138

>> No.11807264

why didn't i buy UGAZ fuck im retarded

>> No.11807288

>>11807138
Are you that guy I bought 9 grand of spice and wolf merch from?

>> No.11807298

>>11807288
could be the dragon dildo guy from /biz/

>> No.11807307

>>11807288
>spice merch
look i like terry crews and the commercials as much as anyone but isn't this a little bit of an obsession?

>> No.11807311

>>11805950
whoever made that picture is an idiot.
the whole point of 1984 is that the "upper class" is worse off than the proles because they are constantly supervised.

>> No.11807326

>>11807307
????

>> No.11807339

~~~ROGUE WAVE~~~

>> No.11807400

>>11807326
E X P E R I E N C E T R A N Q U I L I T Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2SlCja3zo

>> No.11807428
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>>11807288
i sell things that are made in india,

>> No.11807442

>>11807248
I don't do leverage trading

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11807459

the big 5 store in paradise burned down.

>> No.11807481

wew lad good thing I gave up following my investments. this would have been a frustrating couple months

>> No.11807485

>>11807459
The only store not losing money.

>> No.11807501
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WHERE IS THE CIRCUIT BREAKER I'M LOSING EVERYTHING

>> No.11807510

JUST

>> No.11807564
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>atvi
GAMERS RISE UP

>> No.11807567

There's still time left to milk money from America's Greatest Generation before we get to milk the Boomers for all they're worth. Buy some FVE today because we all know Millenials aren't going to be taking care of their parents.

>> No.11807578
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11807578

S...support being reached...

>> No.11807598

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY

>> No.11807601
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11807601

Things I have
>$300
>a busted smartphone
>a laptop with a stable internet connection

How do make this work, my dudes?

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>>11807578
BREACHED

>> No.11807623

>>11807601
this site is 18+

>> No.11807627

>>11807601
nvda puts

>> No.11807641

>>11807623
>implying I'm not a NEET millennial
Thought this board was supposed to be smert

>> No.11807651
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>>11807605
Seconds after I posted ;_;
I...it’ll be okay though

>> No.11807693

The only justification I can think of for Pences actions, is that in a successful scenario it makes Donald look like some sort of messianic figure.

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Sell Everything...

>> No.11807810

>>11807601
A job

>> No.11807833

>>11807693
Pence is based and redpilled

>> No.11807864
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super massive short interest @ 268.15
hopefully they get squeezed T_T

>> No.11807873

>>11807810
Hard to do when I can't get hired. Made a lot of dumb decisions in my teens.

>> No.11807886

>>11807864
thank god
incoming relief rally

>> No.11807902

>>11807873
unironically nvda puts will triple your money in the following month.

>> No.11807964

>>11807902
How does that even work? Their product is extremely overpriced atm because everyone started buying them up to mine bitcoin. Everyone that wanted them for PCs and gaming stopped buying them because the price went too high, and now everyone stopped buying them because Bitcoin crashed. They demand is lowered, and now the stock is going to follow.

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>>11807886

>> No.11807983

>>11807288
Based
>>11807138
Based
>>11807015
Based

I love you guys, you make me smile
We're all going to make it

>> No.11808001

>>11807833
this but ironically

>> No.11808003

>>11807964
do... do you know what a put is?

>> No.11808014

>>11808003
no. Probably should've thought about that first.

>> No.11808025

>>11806284
Unironically did this this morning

>> No.11808035

>>11807964
so..sounds like you want to buy a put retard.

>> No.11808043

>>11807964
you do realize that's all known information to the market, right? that stuff gets priced in very quickly, which is why nvda has been chopped in half already.

>> No.11808059

>>11807902
NVDA 150 is cheap already. I don't see it 4xing from here. If anything it will be a slow drop.

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>>11807964
>>11808014
The absolute state of financial education

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>>11807902
>Buying puts at the bottom

>> No.11808120

>>11808086
>the absolute state of education in general
ftfy

>> No.11808126

>>11808059
First buy target is 120, second is 106

>> No.11808145

>>11808003
Can you explain what that is and how it affects his analysis?

>> No.11808167

>>11808126
demand will grow huge way before 120

>> No.11808198

>>11808145
Read the sticky ffs

>> No.11808206

>>11808145
>Can you explain what that is
Grug thonk rock not be bought for 2 berry thonk longnose clan only buy for 1 berry
>and how it affects his analysis
Grug hedge rock with put, put rock in cave. Cave safe. Rock safe.

>> No.11808208

>>11808167
You might be right, but I won't buy if it doesn't hit that low

>> No.11808210

Is LCI gonna keep going up?

>> No.11808216

>>11808145
Read the OP

>> No.11808222

>>11808167
> demand will grow huge way before 120

Based on what? NVDA has currently nothing special going for them now, excess inventory is fucked because the crypto hype is over and the RTX series is a fucking disaster.

>> No.11808235

>>11808086
this is my biggest problem with education in my country. There is 0 not a single minute of a single day in the ~12 years of mandatory education that teaches people about finance. It's a fucking joke.

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I have a feeling this BBY dump pre-earnings is gonna be it. But I no day trades left to get out. RIP PUTS

>> No.11808237

>not just buying more tech
In 20 years time, when you are browsing 4channal.ai with your new retina-implanted Google Glass 3+ while coming home from work in your NVidia powered Tesla autodrive car, you will wish you had all-in'ed on tech back in '18.

>> No.11808251

>>11808222
DRIVERLESS CARS
MACHINE LEARNING
ARGHGHG BUY MY BAGS

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>>11808210
yes. Going to mid teens

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>>11808237
Grug not /tech'd/ and Grug is fine.

>> No.11808276

>>11808222
Those are priced in already at $150..

We are talking 1-2 years from now expectations.

>> No.11808288

>>11806816
hi lci guy. want to get into day trading any suggestions

>> No.11808292

>>11808235
dont remind me... it makes me sad.

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>>11808251
How is the time for cheapies, fren

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>>11808251
>DRIVERLESS CARS

Tesla has abandoned them for their own chips.

But I feel you, fellow bag holder.

>>11808276
I don't expect much until they release a 30XX series on 7nm, aka cards actually worth upgrading for - assuming the price point isn't full retard like the RTX series AND not a self-destructing housefire. I don't think Nvidia stopping to sell the 2080 Ti on their own site isn't even priced in yet.

>> No.11808375

>>11808288
Idk.. i don't normally day trade.. but if i did i would probably write down a list of rules and stick to them.

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>>11807601
You buy them cheapies, son

>> No.11808414

The coming end of the boomer has not been "priced in". Buy FVE today at these low prices and you'll be swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck by the end of the year.

>> No.11808417

>>11808361
Yes but people will be looking to buy a bottom because the long-term track is still on.

>> No.11808419

>>11808235
That's because kids must be taught that niggers, faggots, and communists are people and that women being able to vote was a good idea.

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>>11808375
Don't be like some retards who tell people to follow rules for a living, but then violate said rules. That would be STOOPID.

>> No.11808433

>>11808292
they make kids learn pointless languages and "religious education" yet things that might actualy help you in life like tax, intrest, how to start a business, etc is all totaly left out.

>> No.11808448

>>11808396
CATASTROPHIC L- ... g-gains?

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>>11808396
teach me

>> No.11808516

>>11808433
Vote me in for World President 2020. I'm going to mandate that the only education that may be taught in schools are the following:

>Penmanship
>Marksmanship
>Woodworking
>Finance

The ladies get Home Ec. only.

>> No.11808534

>>11808516
I'd throw in physical training as well

>> No.11808544

>>11808534
That's not a school topic. That's daily life. You should already be doing that.

>> No.11808551

>>11808516
>Penmanship
lost my vote and fuck you

>> No.11808567

>>11808544
Given how shit the world is in that respect, should probably be taught in schools for at least one generation.

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>>11808516
>not teaching women to use bow and arrow
youre fired

>> No.11808587

>>11808551
>lost my vote
shit taste. I bet you write like ASS lmao

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Saw this in my morning email. This is pretty hilarious when you think about it. All that trade tensions and chink shits pulls better than the bulletproof techies. LMAO>

>> No.11808608

>>11808586
They don't have the wrist,forearm, or shoulder strength to infict any damage anyway

>> No.11808611

>>11808587
I do why would I ever write anything I'm not a fucking neanderthal

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>>11808551
>not teaching yourself Spencerian Script
You absolute, pleeeb

>> No.11808615

>>11808586
Women may partake in fletching if they show aptitude for the more delicate workings of craftsmanship.

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$EWW BULLISH

>> No.11808641

>>11806174
Do you know how to measure?

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>>11808614
>gurg am smart grug am make paper scratchings

>> No.11808688

>>11808516
>no mathematics, biology, chemistry, physics, programming, history, physical education
It's like you want society to collapse.

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Are the $ARK etfs the best way to trade the broader meme market?

>> No.11808731

>>11808688
>no maths
marksmanship, woodworking, finance
>no biology
you got me there
>chemistry
that comes naturally with puberty
>physics
marksmanship
>programming
OOGABOOGA outsource this to pajeets anyways
>history
sjws are a mistake and i would not taint the youth by telling them we used to be a degenerate society
>physical education
Again, this is daily life you should already be doing this.

>> No.11808745

>>11808731
pass

>> No.11808751

>>11808688
What if I DO want society to collapse?

>> No.11808758

>>11808751
this is bad for $MU

>> No.11808769

wait waa? we really gonna get a power hour. gotta be fake

>> No.11808771

>>11808751
At this point it's easy. Do nothing.

>> No.11808776

>>11808751
you'd have to at least kill all humans and probably all life forms if you wanted it to last.

>> No.11808787

>>11808719
unironically Yes

>> No.11808808

>>11808769
POWER HOUR CANCELLED. MY PUTS STAY SUPER STINKY. BULLS GO HOME.

also tripfag now because i plan to shit up the board for a while.

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>>11808516
>no STEM
>no world history
>no Texas history
Anon....

>> No.11808846

>>11808835
I don't need Texas history to know how to greet a Texan. Lemme get my revolver real quick.

>> No.11808853

Lets go BUUUUUULLLLLLLSSSS

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>>11808615
you dont know crap about fencing! iits almost purely mathematical, to have "aptitude" people must have right sized arms and legs
skill literally doesn't matter

>>11808608
bs 40 lib draw easily enough for kill

>> No.11808878

>>11808090
>bottom
Lol

>> No.11808929

>>11808608
women don't need wrist, forearms, or shoulders when they have POWERFUL THIGHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ5CoChNlIk

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>>11805950
Your infographic is nothing new or impressive, you have just replaced the usual suspects for 'Good vs. Evil', Jesus/God/Christendom versus the forces of darkness/Satan/Lucifer, with New New Age alternatives.

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11808940

>He bought the dip
>When the Techs that artificially inflated that shitshow of a market are imploding
>Nvidia already -50%
You only have yourself to blame. It's not like you weren't warned for this past month

>faggots getting all excited these pas two weeks whenever there was a MUH 0.38% POWERHOUR, GOLDEN BULLRUN, BEARS BTFO
kek. Learn to spot when a bubble pops. It could save your life.

>> No.11808965

Is baggy dead?

>> No.11808971

Damn. I just came here to get rich quick but you all talking mumbo jumbo and posting weird pics from your Tinder profiles. I guess I'll just go to /diy/ and ask them about forging realistic cash.

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>>11808940
>It's not like you weren't warned for this past month

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>>11808965
Hrs face down in a pile of coke, or a hookers ass, or a pile of coke in a hookers ass. Based

>> No.11809015

>>11808965
win or lose, isn't he dead either way?

>> No.11809040

POWER HOUR GO AWAY
SPY NO MORE GAINS TODAY
I HAVE PUTS AND SPREADS ON YOU
GONNA GET MY PREMIUM A FULL 0.22

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>>11808984
>>11808940
>-50%
fudging super ultra YIKES

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>>11808999
my guess is that he's in a psych ward or drunk right now

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>>11808516
>>Penmanship
nope, ill specifically vote for the guy running against you, both primaries and general election
>>Marksmanship
singshot? bow and arrow? javelin throw? shotguns? pistols? urine stream?
>>Woodworking
wood or metal working, only thing not retarded
>>Finance
in and of itself? no bad idea
i think you mean math classes, gotta be able to pass a calc1 test (at the very least) to graduate
but if you are talking about home budgeting and taxes and savings accounts (loans) then I think you mean a civics class (or call it something like citizenship class, explains various local and federal laws, and the responsibilities of a vote wielding citizen, and how to home budget and get a credit card?)

>The ladies get Home Ec. only.
>no STEM girls
0/10, into the trash it goes

>>11808639
bout time, mexican citizens overall are 45% for and 45% against immigrants, its nice to see some news pieces that actually reflect that
for every bit that the average american hates illegal immigrants crossing our southern border, the average mexican hates illegal immigrants that cross mexico's southern border at least twice as much

legal immigration is fine, illegal immigration skims money out of taxes (aka a percentage of every citizen's tax money)

>>11808835
>>>no Texas history
you mean local state history?

because no offense, but texas has some boring history compared to most things east of the mississippi river
(although it does have better history than everything west of st. louis, except hawaii and possibly alaska)

also from what ive seen texans tend to have double nationalism; patriotism for USA, and patriotism for Texas
disgusting, only serves to spread separatist sentiment in the long run

>>11808874
>fencing
fencing as in sword (foil, saber or epee) or fencing as in archery?
(saber fighting is best, slashing is so much better than poking, t. someone whose had fencing classes in college)

skill does matter when size is equal, but other than that yes proportion>>

>> No.11809110

>>11808965
I suspect so.
If he was alive he would have drunk posted at night by now

>> No.11809120

>>11809088
I think you're reading into this a little bit more than you should. Cringe and bluepilled.

>> No.11809129

>>11809088
>east of the Mississippi
Please die

>> No.11809131

>>11806921
It's not gonna go down that hard , it's overvalued for sure but tech is the future. If you are planning to hold long therm you should buy the dip on solid semiconductor companies. Electric cars and the necessary infrastructure will all be tech/semis , most of our time is spent on electronic devices, we rely on more and more electronics devices. So long therm tech is the future. Buy solid semis on this dip. For example STM is a good buy it reached the bottom and it seems to be pegged around 14$. We might have a panic sell to 10 for a short period of time so buy it if you see it go that low.

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>>11809088
Epee is the best prove me wrong

>> No.11809176

>>11809164
as much of a faggot as he is, I actually have to agree with him on sabres. It's the patrician's choice.

>> No.11809200
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the gap up tomorrow is going to be amazing

SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS

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Also, I fucking told you guys that Bitcoin leads the markets. Nobody listened.

>> No.11809233

>>11809071
I'm not even.

>> No.11809260

>>11809213
>bitcoin leads the markets
Fool, bitcoin IS the market. THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN.

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>>11809233
WOW IS IT REALLY YOU

>> No.11809262

>>11809200

>> No.11809270

>>11809233
You're an odd one.

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>>11809262
oops

>> No.11809285

>>11809233
i don't believe it.. why's your trip different?

>> No.11809293

>>11809088
youre thinking of fletching as archery kek

also fencing am a mostly SOLVED game, like chess am solved to the 52 move
modern day fencing am like who can play tic tac toe fastest

>> No.11809298

Bought 10 MSFT today. Thanks for the cheapies!

>> No.11809314

>>11809293
You bought weed stocks, didn't you RKG? /smug/

>> No.11809322

>>11809282
EW fags have been laughed at for the last 10 years

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>>11809120
>> not brown/emerald pill
yikes!

>>11809129
>>Please die
>says the guy whos famous local food is prairie oysters
western US should be redistricted, change my mind


>>11809164
Epee is points from poking only, its a waste of the blade

Saber is the most fun, because slashing get you points too, so its much more waving and fun

Epee is impressive from a technical level, but its a big poking match where offensive force cant overwhelm on its own
the most important reason though is that Saber is more fun
fucking foils are better than Epee even, because at least the target is smaller

>>11809213
currencies tend to lead, not just crypto (and especially not just BTC)

>>11809233
I KNEW HE WASNT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but is it true capitulation right before the bear market kicked in?

>>11809293
>modern day fencing am like who can play tic tac toe fastest
thats Epee, and to a lesser extent, foil
and fencing is more of a game of who can poke faster/better

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>>11809285
Cause that's a secure trip from a different place faggot.

>> No.11809356

>>11809233
So now that baggy is confirmed dead, who's going to take his place as /smg/ shitposter king?

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>>11809314
OMG how you know!?
after shorting the top, yes (was too chicken for hold long >.< )

bought HYYDF

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>>11809233
I can sleep well now knowing you’re alive.

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>>11809353
got it. didn't think you had god in your trip

>> No.11809381

>>11809335
>tfw deep down I know you’re right, and the only reason I like epee is because that’s what I fenced in middle and highschool soleley because I picked it arbitrarily as a small child

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>>11809322
Whos laughing today?

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>>11809385
Me.

>> No.11809441

>>11809335
>but is it true capitulation right before the bear market kicked in?

Pretty much this. Fencing is a great skill to have during a recession. You can always get some extra money just selling jewelry you steal from other people.

>> No.11809442

You guys realize if We open red tommrow its over for everyone bulls n bears
bogs will win.

>> No.11809452

>>11806110
When is she breaking up with you?

>> No.11809460

>>11809442
bears super win if we go under 268.15

>> No.11809474

>>11809441
"Fencing"
Is that with foils or spoils?

KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEEK

>> No.11809475

>>11809470
>>11809470
>>11809470

NEW

>>11809470
>>11809470
>>11809470

>> No.11809484

>>11809441
THATS FLEECING OMFG
STOP CONFUSING FENCING WITH THINGS

FLETCHING = ARCHERY / EATING CUM OUT OF BUTTHOLE
FLEECING = STEALING / SOWING CLOTHES

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>>11806304
>tfw no capital to buy the dip because I used it all up buying during all time highs.

>> No.11809504

Fox Business:

"We are in a bear market."

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STOP SELLING

>> No.11809704

lol imagine buying stocks nobody would actually do that haha r-right guys?

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Been a good day

>> No.11809779

TRUMP PLEASE TWEET SOMETHING