/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11793433
It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

you really think this shitcoin will reach 1k eoy? lets do some simple math: if LINK were to reach $1000, its marketcap will have to be $350 BILLION, more than triple BTC's current marketcap. You fucking autistic linkies lmfao

>>11794184
Ahhh a no linker who hasnt done his research, heres a quick 'dumb it down for you' brochure..this example only talks about one out of dozens of fields link will effect.

>>11793448
kek

>>11794225
i feel sorry for you brainlet...

>>11794264
But it's not at rank 78? Idk why I'm even replying to FUD

>>11794264
>>11794225
You're BOTH retarded, if link hits $1000, the market cap will be 1 trillion dollars, same as apple.

Sergey is ready to dump the other 650 million when he feels like it.

>>11793433
Checked
The digits don’t lie

>>11794297

it's even worse you brainlet, it's rank 30 and nowhere the price it says in the chart, it means there is some money leaking in links probably by some whale doing some shadowforking

>>11794414
This. All of link’s price action is being siphoned off by a secret shadowfork. We are simply never gonna make it.