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THOT status = patrolled edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11762045

>> No.11769992

God bless GE spreads.

>> No.11769996
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>>11769974
Golden BUL

>> No.11769997

SPY $300 EOY confirmed

>> No.11770000

anyone else am buyed NVDA calls?

>> No.11770005

shoutout to all the brave options traders that actually make it work somehow. good on yall

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Runs with Bulls

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Everyone laugh at GE

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>>11770000
Wasted get

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>>11769974
Based Texas anon edition

>> No.11770043

>>11770037
if there's more cowgirls like that im moving to texas ASAP

>> No.11770044

>Found On Road Dead

Not just a vehicle parody.
>F

>> No.11770051

LCI... Get some.

>> No.11770054
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>>11770043
>if there's more cowgirls like that im moving to texas ASAP

There isn't. More Mexican now.

>> No.11770059

If you guys want a stock that is heavily undervalued with a great future and a growth look no further than FVE. This stock should be valued at about $5 per share.

>> No.11770062

>>11770043
>>11770037
>t.closet homo

>> No.11770064
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;_; pls let us out of this recession

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>>11770037
She looks like she could rip the head off a water moccasin with her clit. Imagine those thighs gripping you when she cums.

>> No.11770074

>>11770064
>thinks this is a recession and not just a 10% correction

you're gonna be straight liquidated when we actually get a bear

>> No.11770080

>>11770059
But can it get Mid-Teens?
I've already lost my ass on SNH. I don't trust these senior homes.

>> No.11770087

>>11770080
>that tripname
anon, I...

>> No.11770089

>>11770074
reluctant kneepad girl is already turning into a liquid

>> No.11770093

AMD didn't have the steam to break 21.

>> No.11770099
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>>11770064
Hell house llc is a good movie

>> No.11770100

>>11769974
hello stockies. is the golden bull still on the menu? im asking for a friend

>> No.11770102

>>11770059
>If you guys want a stock that is heavily undervalued with a great future and a growth
way ahead of you.. already bought some LCI

>> No.11770104
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>>11770059
>FVE

>> No.11770110

I'm never buying anything but SPY ever again

Fuck this shitty market

>> No.11770117

>>11770059
that shit is going to ZERO

>> No.11770120
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>>11770100
yes
spy 300 eoy

>> No.11770121
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>tfw bought GE at $20/share a few years back
Fucking kill me I should have sold at $13 a few months back

>> No.11770125

>>11770120
no, seriously. what about the rate hikes?

>> No.11770128

>>11770110
based we all lose / we all win investor

>> No.11770130

>>11770121
just buy puts with whatever's left of it.

>> No.11770141

>>11770125
Do you think Im joking?
December rate hikes have to happen. for 2019 Powell gave some relief yesterday saying he will review the data and watch carefully

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>>11770070
stop. i can only get so erect

>eating her out until she cums
>suffer compound skull fracture from her thighs

or

>missionary, you try to pull out
>she says no and forces you in deeper with her legs wrapped around you
>making babies with a qt3.14159265

that would probably be peak moment in my lifetime

>> No.11770165

>>11770141
rate hikes play against the golden bull. could we get sideways until 2020?

>> No.11770169

>>11770130
Would it be good to buy into Nvidia right now?

>> No.11770185

thinking of debit spreads on spy. should i wait until later in the afternoon to confirm it'll stay green?

>>11770169
i'd keep buying puts on it desu. most of nvidia's sales come from gpu mining and people are losing interest in the mining game with shitcoins nowadays.

>> No.11770188

>>11770104
>>11770117
>>11770102
This stock has heavy insider and institutional ownership with a large percentage of shares currently short. It's going to get squeezed really soon.

>> No.11770196

>>11770188
I can't trust you until you post images.

>> No.11770201
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>>11770196
this is my favorite image

>> No.11770207

>>11770188
those guys are retarded and have no idea what that means.

LCI is going to moon soon and when it happens people are going to ask why when you basically just told them

>> No.11770212

>>11770165
only Up

>> No.11770218

it's got 90k shares short interest. float is 27m..lmao

>> No.11770229
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.11770282

>>11770229
dividends are cool and all but i legitimately got a boner from GE in freefall.

>> No.11770287

welp premarket killed my gains, guess we just going even today

>> No.11770328

>>11770043
Fat goblinas and Lefty faggots with cowboy hats. God help send them all to Hell.

>> No.11770331
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>>11770229
accumulating Lowes but after the home depot earning blunder its not looking too good

>> No.11770336

I just developed the ultimate stock portfolio strategy:

Buy puts on every company with a female CEO

>> No.11770338

>>11770044
Driver Returns On Foot

>> No.11770369

>>11770044
What went wrong with this company? I thought it was doing fine?

>> No.11770373

>>11770336
Lol, you might as well put all your money in the toilet and flush.

>> No.11770379
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>It’s time to stop lumping Netflix in with the other FAANG stocks, Imperial Capital analyst David Miller wrote in a note to investors Friday

who here is long FAAG?

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>>11770379
PUT IT BACK

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>>11770369
china auto sales are down 3 months in a row (and looks like 4 months in a row soon)

last month chinese auto sales were down 40%

every car company with china exposure is hurting

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>>11770336
there's an ETF for that

>> No.11770446

>>11770146
She can probably make her pussy tighter at will. I imagine she has the common courtesy to clamp down on your dick when you but inside her.

>> No.11770450

>>11770435
holy. fucking. shit. no fucking way.

>> No.11770451

>>11770446
*nut

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>>11770379
Netflix is definitely the weakest link of FAANG
FAAG is a much better option

>> No.11770472

UGAZ going at it again.

>> No.11770474

>>11770458
b-but normies wouldn't buy a stock portfolio called FAAG

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>>11770450

>> No.11770483

>>11770476
this is actually wild what in the fuck? Today just got hella interesting.

>> No.11770484

>>11770458
>not including msft
>including FB

FANG IS DEAD FAAG IS DEAD, ALL HAIL MANGA

>Microsoft
>Amazon
>Netflix
>Google
>Apple

>> No.11770497

>>11770484
netflix is still weak. MAGA, a portfolio only a true republican would own.

>> No.11770507

>>11770483
i'm guessing there are enough companies in those indices that they move along with the S&P500. it's just a "feel good" fund to extract fees from investors.

>> No.11770509

>>11770484
This but instead of Google put GoPro

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>>11770435
(((they))) run these funds. Costs to short it.

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>>11770497
got u fa m

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>>11770521
>Costs to short it
Why don't more stocks do this

>> No.11770543

>>11770526
today just keeps getting better and better.

>> No.11770550
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>>11770458
FB is the weakest link you noob

>>11770484
this, kind of

>MSFT
>AMZN
>NFLX
>GOOGL
>AMZN

NFLX will probably just be sideways soon though, not up
AAPL has been overpriced for years now

>> No.11770555

>>11770484
>Microsoft
>Amazon
>Google
>Apple

MAGA portfolio is goat CHAD portfolio.

>> No.11770561

>>11770526
once im done all inning LCI im gonna all in this

>> No.11770562

>>11770555
the trips of truth. buying calls on all of these right now.

>> No.11770564

>>11770336
Shhhh... I want that to be a secret.

>> No.11770566

>>11770555

need to fit Twitter in there somehow to profit off the TrumpTweet

>> No.11770580

Why exactly shouldn't I load the fuck up on DGAZ and wait for natgas to hit a speed bump so it moons?

>> No.11770598

>>11770580
It would be a sure bet except today is Friday. What's the weather going to do all weekend to really fuck with this.

>> No.11770630

aight i started with puts on AMD. Forgive me Su, but it is what I must do. Let's see if this shit fills.

>> No.11770634

Anyone getting into ATVI as it continues to drip down? They are positioning themselves nicely with a focus on mobile gaming which will be massive with the casual gaming zoomed crowd. Literally who does not have a phone? WoW classic is going to be massive aswell imo.

>> No.11770653

>>11770509
Lol nice try bag holder

>> No.11770667

>>11770070
she's like 4 feet tall. she only looks strong because there's not a normal sized person next to her to put her tiny-ass into perspective.

>> No.11770669
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bought qqq at the top today.

>> No.11770681

>>11770669
JUST

>> No.11770693

>>11770681
oh well, i was going to long this shit anyway

>> No.11770695

>>11770669
>top

>> No.11770697
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>>11770667
>you have to be tall to be strong
Wew you need to get out more.

>> No.11770706

>>11770555
>>11770484

Those will be the first to fucking explode when the longest bull run has the hardest recession eventually. I'm not tryna be a debbie downer, but keep your stop losses in check and be ready to short or convert to something like BND whenever it hits.

Also if you only have a handful of stocks like that check short %s daily for each one. If you see it jump or swing above 15 some insiders know something you dont and are about to shit on normies.

t. 50% ITOT, 22% cash from my AMD stop loss, and the rest in MSFT.

>> No.11770710

bought DGAZ and LXFT do your worst!

>> No.11770733

just remembered its friday and large specs arent even trading. whats the point. anime isnt real, this sucks

>> No.11770737

AMD PUTS EXECUTED. IT'S ON. SHORT ALL WOMEN. THIS IS A /POL/VESTING THREAD NOW.

Strike at $21 btw so you can laugh at me if i get #MeToo'd

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>>11770667
that just makes her cuter

and means it will be easier to get blowjobs, and look down her shirt

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>>11770746

>> No.11770792
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>>11770737
>POL

>> No.11770817

anyone else hodling amrs for the next 5 years?

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>>11770817

>> No.11770947

>>11770697
Yeah, some guy who is 5' won world's strongest man, oh wait....

>> No.11770963

>>11770706
>all total market and large cap market ETFs and mutual funds are balls deep in those companies
fuck what do I do

>> No.11770991
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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having that maple chicken salad with cranberries and walnuts, a favorite of mine. I'm up today on some natty volume so I'm feeling good! GIS was a great pickup.

I got Monday off and I won't be able to post Tuesday so I'll see you knuckleheads on Wednesday!

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>>11770963
ignore ETF's, buy individual stocks

make your portfolio 200+ different stocks, and skip on the shit companies

its like buying an ETF, but better

>> No.11771008

>>11770994
fuck I've never had that responsibility how do I determine which ones to buy

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>>11770991
Just finished an omlet and some Adderall

>> No.11771021

Start reading books

>> No.11771022

>>11771008
according to the chart you can literally buy random companies.

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>>11770991

>> No.11771026
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>>11771011

Like some char with that?

>> No.11771039

>>11771011
nigga dat omlette BURNT what the fuck are you doing go visit /ck/ and learn how to prepare a wholesome breakfast. You're never gonna make it if you can't treat yourself right.

>> No.11771047

>>11770991
>What're you eating

Hungry Howies this crust pizza with meatballs and pepperoni

>> No.11771052

Just started looking at stocks and its intimidating as fuck. What can I do with 100 bucks to make me less scared?

>> No.11771057
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>>11771011
bro wtf

>> No.11771068

>>11771052
100 bucks is enough collateral on robinhood for 2 spreads on lower priced stocks. May I recommend AMD puts to you my good sir?

>> No.11771069

>>11771052
>What can I do with 100 bucks to make me less scared?

fuck a hooker

>> No.11771072

>>11771052
Give it to me so that I can manage it for you.

>> No.11771080

>>11771052
>intimidating as fuck
How new are you? It's like crypto but less volatile

>> No.11771083
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>>11771011
Based KOT

>> No.11771095

>>11770991
Enjoy your Monday, bruh. Bout to go have Friday fancy lunch. Likely oysters, some other stuff, and maybe two pints of beer.

>> No.11771109

>>11770994
>200 transactions every time you want to pump your portfolio
Sounds expensive and time consuming.

>> No.11771110

>>11771080
Super new, especially to /biz/. I work hard for my money and am looking to make some careful investments to coincide with my retirement but I've never personally handled stocks before.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11771132

>>11771110
buy ETFs that follow the market, if they ever fail then you wont need any 'money' anyways

buy QQQ, SPY, equal weighting between the 2, and do nothing else unless you learn more

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>>11771008
find an ETF you like, then buy individual stocks from it that you like, and do some research

and dont buy bad stocks that that ETF uses

>>11771022
the chart assumes each random stock is evenly weighted, but yea

>>11771026
too much butter on the pan, the omlet itself is a nice wood colored light brown
but the copious onions got blackened

>>11771039
jokes on you, I hate the taste of eggs so I just load it up with salt onions and cheese anyways

>>11771057
yea I fucked up the folding so its only half folded
also its grocery day, so not much else to eat this morning
otherwise id be halfway through cooking pic related

>>11771083
Kits are based animals, especially sassy loud black kits

>>11771109
thats why you hold you scrub

>>11771129
fugg

>> No.11771169

>>11771129
Yeah, but not until long after he's gone.

>> No.11771174
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>>11771149
>when the adderall kicks in

>> No.11771176

>>11771149
>>>11771109 (You) #
>thats why you hold you scrub
I guess cost averaging is out of the question. Nice strategy retard.

>> No.11771187

>>11770994
>>11771109
This sounds like a perfect application for M1 Finance. Has anyone here actually used them?

>> No.11771191

>>11771176
just use robin hood or take advantage of free trades, most brokers with commissions have limited offers

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>>11771174
bout to down my second one for the day
shits about to really kick in for power hour

>>11771176
dont buy all at once, and its easy to cost average down when you add money to your portfolio continuously

why are you making so many assumptions? you mad?

>>11771187
or just find someone who doesnt charge commission fees?

>> No.11771225

>>11771110
read a book first lmao

>> No.11771226

>>11770373
mother nature is sexist against women and you should be too.

>> No.11771237

>>11771219
>dont buy all at once, and its easy to cost average down when you add money to your portfolio continuously
Does robinhood allow you to bundle and maintain ratios? I've never used it.

>> No.11771248

>>11771237
no you will have to do it yourself, but you should be keeping track of your portfolio in a spreadsheet anyways

it doesnt take long to buy 10 companies a month or whatever anyways, spend an hour once a week or month and set yourself up for life brehs

>> No.11771254

>>11770435
Sounds like the perfect opportunity for
>>11771132
But with puts instead

>> No.11771259

>>11771219
>or just find someone who doesnt charge commission fees?
You also need to be able to buy fractional shares in order to get the weightings to line up like you want, unless you have, like, millions of dollars to throw at this.

>> No.11771268

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>11771237
>Does robinhood allow you to bundle and maintain ratios?
you really shouldnt need a broker to do that for you, like
>>11771248
said

>>11771259
yes not every system is perfect, although some brokers do allow fractional shares

but its easy to approximate as long as you have more than $100

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WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.11771293

why is vxx so gay?

>> No.11771300
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>he thought he bought the dip
We're headed to S&P 1600pts, don't say you weren't warned

>> No.11771301

Weekly bots just kicked in

>> No.11771313

I am a fucking retard. I messed up on the AMD put spread. I accidentially got it backwards to where i was long women...

Su Bae forgive me.

>> No.11771316

trump/china news just crossed the wire

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>>11771281
>>11771301
did Trump just tweet something?

news sites have nothing now right now...

>> No.11771331

HOLY SHIT THAT PUMP

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>> No.11771340

>>11771322
>did Trump just tweet something?

Zero hedge reporting he answered Mueller's questions in writing but hasn't submitted them.

>> No.11771341

>>11771281
>>11771322
bots buying to limit weekend suicides

>> No.11771345

>>11771313
based you're gonna make it
women are our future leaders

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>>11771300
If only you had posted 7 minutes earlier.

>> No.11771372

>>11771300
nice timing
Suck my gains

>> No.11771373
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>> No.11771374
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OOOOH PAMP EET

>> No.11771379

>>11771354
>Thinking dumb algos buying shitposts from Trump he made for the 854785th time about him supposedly settling a deal with China mater in the grand scheme of things
This is why you'll get wrecked little by little, week after week

>> No.11771390

mfw the one time i get a spread backwards it might actually work anyways. GO SU BAE. WOMEN ARE OUR FUTURE LEADERS.

>> No.11771399
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Canntrust pulled back about 12% this morning. Rose to -10% and started tightening range. Hopped in with small entry there at $8.45.

Acreage Holdings up 12%. I can't seem to buy it on my brokerage. Weird. Usually CSE stocks appear day 1. Not a big deal as i have this covered with Quinsam Capital position.

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>> No.11771443

>>11771425
well fuck you too

>> No.11771450

wtf is goin on???????

>> No.11771456

Robinhood server down, not taking orders

god I hate this trash. no wonder it's free.

>> No.11771457

BEARS PANIC BUYING

>> No.11771469
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11771469

Holy shit, what's the news?

>> No.11771476

>>11771456
lawsuits waiting to happen desu i just got forced logged out

>> No.11771484

just sold some 276 calls expiring today to pay for dinner, this pop gonna get sold / doesnt have much left (IMHO)

>> No.11771488

Bears committing mass suicide, top kek

>> No.11771508

ahhhhh let me buy tvix RH ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.11771521

ROBINHOOD WHYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11771546

why does the only commissions free burger exchange have to be such a piece of shit?

Introducing Clearing, by Robinhood. Posted from my iPhone.

>> No.11771557

>>11771469
>Holy shit, what's the news?

Press S for NVDA and GE

>> No.11771570

>>11771476
I missed out on so much money seriously

>> No.11771572

>>11771443
I almost bought a shit load more but I have too many other trades going on lol.. AMRS is going to reverse split again in 2019.. what garbage

>> No.11771591
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>all these robinhood traders using chump change

>> No.11771615

>>11771591
We all don't have big wallets, some just try to make due with what we got. A little gain is better than no gain.

>> No.11771618
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>>11770991
jambe de la fille

>> No.11771631

if robinhood exit scams, i can write off the losses right? RIGHT?

>> No.11771633

>>11771591
try again kiddo I got 5 figures in my Robinhood acccount, ez retirement incoming

>> No.11771640
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ROBINHOOD IS FUCKING UP AGAIN!!!!!!!

>> No.11771652
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>>11771618
You're a degenerate.

>> No.11771656

Unironically, how do I pursue legal damages against robinhood?

>> No.11771667
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JESUS CHRIST I NEED PLACE A STOP LOSS LOAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.11771672

I JUST WANTED A GOOD EXCHANGE WHERE I CAN BUY AND SELL WITHOUT SLEEZY MIDDLEMEN. ROBINHOOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS.

>> No.11771674
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11771674

Robinhood is fucking up, telling me about price movements from 48 years ago

>Not being able to sell for 10 minutes is wrecking some people on Robinhood
That's why you should be a Chad investor, not day trading bitchboy

Also maybe Rh is finally doing something about the BCH fork

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>>11771672
It says my account balance is 0
TOTAL LOSS

>> No.11771693

WHO LET THE INTERN GIT COMMIT FORCE PUSH BROKEN UNCOMPILED CODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11771699

>>11771674

I make a ton more money by being a "day trading bitchboy" than I do a "chad investor"

The "chad investor" strategy only works if you have at least a mil

>> No.11771709
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I emailed them about it

their server config for api.robinhood.com is not accepting requests from robinhood.com (CORS)

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>>11771693
>>11771690

>> No.11771722

>>11771693
robinhood is literally written in python
imagine financial code with no type checking
what a fucking mistake

>> No.11771728

well at least my order is pending and placed, not filled... but its a start jesus christ

>> No.11771737

>>11770331
cursed picture

please delete

>> No.11771738
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>> No.11771747

>>11770331
what the fuck AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11771760

>>11771722
are you telling me
I'm trusting a portion of my financial future
to uncompiled garbage?

what. in. the. fuck.

>> No.11771768

>>11771722
no wonder it takes an hour for an order to go through

>> No.11771774

>>11771722
and not only that but apparently PROD is their TEST too WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.11771777
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11771777

>Everyone kakking their pants trying to make trades
>Not adopting the superior capybara strategy (buy & hold & chill)
>Thinking they'll make it, when like 90% of "traders" fail
I pity them

>> No.11771787

>>11771760
yes I was considering applying until I found this out

>> No.11771806
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EURO me knew you could do it! yayay

>> No.11771809

>>11771787
all they literally have to do is rollback a git version... why is it taking so long?

please tell me they at least use git...

PLEASE

>> No.11771820

we're back
>mfw the robinhood outage caused stocks to dump

>> No.11771825

>>11771809
the database is corrupted anon all your money is gone

>> No.11771831

Fuck fda just banned menthol cigarettes, does that include crush ones?

Also sorry tobacco stocks, they are about to drop

>>11771777
Based Lucky trips poster

>> No.11771835

>at least I didn't buy at 285

that's what I'll have to remind myself as I hold these bags for 6 months

>> No.11771849
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pls stop

>> No.11771857

The robinhood outage unironically stopped the golden bullrun. Change my mind.

>> No.11771858

>>11771806
thoughts?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6393761/IVF-clinics-rid-embryos-expected-low-IQs.html

Why are libtards so afraid of genetics?

>> No.11771863

>>11771849

holy shit

why anon why

>> No.11771869

>>11771849
ANON. WTF

>> No.11771868

>>11771849
would a trade war "truce" even catalyze nvda?

I'm on a 6+ month minimum horizon now for it to go back to even.

>> No.11771874

>>11771068
pls do kind sir

>> No.11771892

>>11771857
my vxx calls are still going straight towards worthless why couldn't it ave caused a little panic to get me back.

>> No.11771901

>>11771857
all the Hood users will forget about it in 15 minutes and the golden bull will resume

>> No.11771925

>>11771849
Is there anywhere that shows options low and high sales prices daily? like regular shares show?

>> No.11771943
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bearish

>> No.11771965

Worthless shit for brains minimum wage retards put mustard on my sandwich

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11771997

>>11771858
umh x.x
designer babies sound awesome
gonna have me a coco baby

>> No.11771999

>>11771943
holy shit based robinhooders buying the dip and taking profits during aug

>> No.11772007

>>11771965
when you ask for no mayo and instead they load it with mayo and put no tomatoes.

>> No.11772013

>>11771863
i shouldnt have went all in so early. i could have bought even more contracts. oh well

>>11771868
i only bought because they went down 17% today and are still a strong company. im sure there will be a run up soon. i just bought too early

>>11771925
i use RH and it only shows when you buy contracts which is retarded. im sure theres somewhere that shows contract graphs before purchase

>> No.11772040

>>11772013
Yeah but the next inflection point is Q1 2019 because people wont be sure what the cyrpto hangover really is.

>> No.11772056

>>11771925
>>11772013
i use tastyworks and it shows only the last bid/ask for options as well.

>> No.11772062

>>11772013
The way I read your buy is that you bought 4 contracts at 120 each for 180 calls. Those contracts are worth like 50 cents each. I was looking at nov 30 180 calls this morning and almost bought at 3 a contract. Am I reading your buy price incorrectly or did you dun goof?

>> No.11772080
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just bought my first nvda share
99% probability it bounces over that monthly pivot a few time

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>>11772080
dude look at all the earnings fails in past two weeks
NOTHING am bouncing

>> No.11772112

mfw ge spreads are still going to save my account from robinhood's fuckup

>> No.11772123

>>11772080
OBLITERATION
INBOUND

>> No.11772128
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>>11772040
im just hoping that buying the dip works right now. i might deposit more funds so i can pick up some more cheapies

>>11772056
thank you

>>11772062
its incorrect. must be some kind of glitch
>pic related

>> No.11772131

>>11772099
doesnt matter. It will manifest to my desires

>> No.11772138

I should have gotten my AB dividend yesterday but RH is still holding it
Sad :(

>> No.11772139

>>11772080
things don't always come back

>> No.11772141

>>11772080

Ever see that footage of people bouncing after jumping from the WTC on 9-11? It'll bounce like that

>> No.11772152

>>11772080
you have been lulled by 10 yrs of a bull market

>> No.11772163

>>11772152
I, for one, would love a 10 year bear market.

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>>11772080
>>11772131
good luck my dude

>> No.11772203

>>11772128
good luck

>> No.11772247
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GIVE ME MY FUCKING DIVIDENDS ROBINHOOD I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

>> No.11772249
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>tfw consistently make 1-10% per trade, even in this shit market
>tfw still don't have the balls to throw anything more than $1000 into each trade.

>> No.11772272

>>11772247
wat happened?

you get what you pay for?

>> No.11772294
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These are images of mouse neurons from the hippocampal region of the brain. Levels of the surface receptor GluR1, orange, are shown in unmodified neurons, left, and in those with increased levels of Tet3, right.

They use minor "DNA surgeries" to toggle their activity levels all day, every day. Since these activity levels are important in learning, memory and brain disorders, the researchers think their finding will shed light on a range of important questions.

>> No.11772304

>>11772131
h-how @_@?

>>11772249
been there @_@
its hard scaling up

>> No.11772312

>>11772249
why don't you take your 1-10% in trades in start putting the profit in solid, dividend paying stocks set to drip. that way your profit will start making a profit of its own and you'll still have your principal to gamble with

>> No.11772323

>>11772304
>its hard scaling up

how did you do it? drugs?

>> No.11772344

>>11772272
I should have received muh payout yesterday but Robinhood sucks at life.
I got it on my TD ameritrade account already
Rip

>> No.11772368

>>11772344

Sue them for interest everyday the dividend payment is late.

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>>11772344
I think robinhood pays at 4pm

>> No.11772390

>>11772323
actually, quit all drugs helped
painkillers were making me too trigger happy, xanax was making me retarded, adderall was making heart explode

then just an ebb and flow of making big trades, being raped, going down to normal like (1k) doing good, up down up down

right now 14k am good sweet spot where consistently making money, but ideally want to work with 100k daily, hope to get there by mid next year,
optimally want to work with 400k

>> No.11772402

just shorted GE , how fucked am i fellas

>> No.11772413

>>11772304
Year of the Dog effect
as you can see Im currently rising the price to match my zodiac level

>> No.11772416

>>11772294
absolutely indelible

>> No.11772421

>>11772344
what company

>> No.11772425

>>11772402
It's a manipulated as fuck stock so no one can really tell you. fundamentally its fucked tho lol. look at that CDS spread.

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>>11772416
TWO FRONT DOORS?

>> No.11772436

>>11772416
[laughs indelibly]

>> No.11772446

>>11772425
>It's a manipulated as fuck stock

They all are, anon.

>> No.11772461

>>11772294
>the researchers think their finding will shed light on a range of important questions.
like finding a solution to black poverty? lmao
fuck you and your "saience"

>> No.11772479

>>11769974
Can someone explain to me why SPY is positive or above 270? Is Cramer shilling Apple this effective? Is SPY just an index tracking apple ?

The people demand answers.

>> No.11772495

>>11772479
You can look up the weight of their holdings you know

>> No.11772500

>>11772479
Daddy Buffet went all in on Apple >>11772421
$AB
>>11772380
I just realized they changed clearing houses. This bastard could take weeks to get here

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>>11772479

>> No.11772528
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>Facebook
>Amazon
>Netflix
>Google

>> No.11772535

I'm gonna buy ARMS now and be rich in 10 years

>provided they still exist by that time

>> No.11772560

What is the best stock and why is it KO?

>> No.11772580

>>11772560
>high divvys
>trailer trash and office monkeys will always exist and buy it

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>>11772138

>> No.11772632

Thoughts on Visa and Mastercard for long term buy & hold?

>> No.11772650

>>11772609
Fugg. Thanks for the screenshot

>> No.11772697

>>11771354
me on the right

>> No.11772710

>>11771469
>Holy shit, what's the news?
HE IS RISEN. Get up to speed, heretic.

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>>11771806
you might want to get out now before it's 2 late

>> No.11772751

Hope you all been buying LCI...

>> No.11772764

>>11772751
can you shill for nvda instead

>> No.11772768

well fellas, it has certainly been a day today. One more hour until the boring weekend. What are y'all doin?

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>>11772730

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>>11772390
>trading
>margin
>ever

>> No.11772793

>>11772779
>fuck actually making money

>> No.11772802

>>11772609
No sweat, comfers. I had to reach out to them for the info. I don't recall them saying anything about a delay when they announced their clearing transition earlier this month.
We should get a free share of COTY for the inconvenience.

>> No.11772805

>>11772768
friend coming over after work, we will be drinking scotch to properly send him off to a major spinal surgery for pain reduction.

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>>11772793
>you need to day trade with margin to actually make money

>> No.11772820

>>11772805
wish him luck for me

>> No.11772830

Nvidia stock removed from Goldman Sachs Conviction List on increased near-term uncertainty


>conviction buy at $270

>> No.11772835

>>11772805
best of luck to your bud, bud

>> No.11772861

Started dollar cost averaging on JNK how fucked am I?

>> No.11772930

POWER HOUR

>> No.11772955

>>11772830
Conviction buy means distribute to the rubes and retards list

>> No.11772974

>>11772802
I guess I shouldn't be too mad. Buying long term ETFs on TDA is nice for holding, but it comes out to be around a 2.5% commission on each purchase.
Robinhood may suck but it is free
(however I'm so cheap the 2.5% commission on selling prevents me from panic selling EVER)
>>11772805
What's the stats on survival? Back injuries are terrible. I know a guy who just ran into a front end loader on his motorcycle. It actually cut him in half, but it's still a back injury

>> No.11773016

DUMP IT

>> No.11773136

>>11772974
>What's the stats on survival?
He's getting a couple of discs fused together. I don't think it's too risky.

>> No.11773137

why does it feel like there's always a 1hr rally at the end of every trading day this week jesus fucking christ can i just go to bed without anxiety for once?

>> No.11773143

>>11772820
>>11772835
thanks brahs

>> No.11773153

Golden Bull run activated

>> No.11773154
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>>11772861
>buying junk bond ETF during a credit tightening cycle

DUDE

>> No.11773163

You've only got a little bit of time left to purchase FVE this week before it short squeezes next week. I'd give you guys 10 reasons why this is a perfect opportunity to get a great company at a great price, but you know best, right? You've been cost averaging into NVDA all year.

>> No.11773169

>>11772249
You’re doing it right. Don’t get greedy.

>> No.11773209
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buy the dip

>> No.11773211

>>11773154
DADDY POW NO

>> No.11773217

atvi new 52 week low

This might be the low finally.

>> No.11773226

>>11773137
Why would a rally give you anxiety? Don't tell me you're a silly bear.

>> No.11773233
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>>11773016
no, its a pump eet power hour

no major earnings tonight or monday morning is there?

>>11773137
day traders open positions at 9:30, then try to sell it throughout the day

and many need to be out of positions by 4pm, so they all dump (for profit, or for loss) at the end of the day

take a look, most stocks peak(or trough) in the middle of the day, when volume dries up
volume is always peak at the end of the day

>> No.11773282
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which way will DIA swing next monday?

>dat monday afternoon surge in volume
how can I use this? more importantly, what caused this?

>> No.11773467
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>>11773163
So what are those reasons then? I'll consider buying Monday.

>> No.11773490

>>11773163
what does FVE do and why should anyone buy it

>> No.11773501
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>>11773282
Here is a visual of what I'm seeing.

>> No.11773511

>LCI

>> No.11773514
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>>11773490
>>11773163
>it's a nursing home company

why should I invest in a nursing home company

>>11773501
>m-muh TA

>> No.11773526
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Alright Quinsam Capital, you stop heel dragging right now and break out. Your boy Acreage Holdings is up 20%.

>> No.11773544
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>>11773501
hmm, maybe, QQQ looks like it could gap down hard next monday (again)

but past results dont equal future results...

>> No.11773552

>>11773514
Their only job it to milk old people for the last of their money before they kick the bucket. It's reverse social security kid.

>> No.11773559

>>11773556
>>11773556

>> No.11773566
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>>11773501
for perspective, same chart with 1 hour candles (well bars)

>> No.11773569

>>11773559
post submitted before I was finished typing it out

>>11773556
>>11773556
>>11773556
NEW THREAD

>> No.11773781

>>11772390
If you want to work with 100k Why not just use a CFD thats what like 1500$ for the account? maybe less.

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>>11773781
her free $25000 came attached to a certain broker...