/biz/ - Business & Finance

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you just win

>>11753184

CLIMB BABY CLIMB!!!

Praise be

the chad redditor token surpasses the basedboy 4chan coin

ICX and ZIL next

Is this when redditors start to FOMO in?

>>11753184
based and red pilled

I'm gonna be looking forward to passing ICX.
That will be fantastic.

>>11753211
redditor here, can confirm I am thinking of buying link now. Bought a few k once but sold after a few days because this shilling seemed fishy

>>11753211
Not yet, they are still in the throes of 'muh how do you expect normal people to decide between bitcoin foks, adoption will never happen now!!!' They'll buy in next year.

Sell now, it's over. Exit scam commences tomorrow.

>>11753238
>BitCoin
Why are they on the prototype technology? Blockchain is the tech, BitCoin is the proof of concept, smart contracts and oracles are the implementation.

>>11753192
Amen

>>11753308
Fuck, well said. Exactly this.

There is no rocket ship. You are living in magical fantasy land. The $200 you scraped together to put in this will not change into $200000 because of some unfunny memes. The VCs who orchestrated the ICO craze are pulling out.
Next time please put the name of the coin in your title so you stay inside the tard filter. Thanks.

>>11753369
You have to go back

>>11753184
We'll be top 10 at like 65 cents cause everything else is fucking dying

>>11753369
>unfunny memes
I disagree.

>>11753369
Not at all. Keep coping though.

t. run a VC from ICO

remember to keep downvoting the articles on pleddit faggots

>>11753184
I've been thinking about pregnant men for years. I never thought I would jerk off to the idea of a pregnant Sergey till I finally couldn't take that handsome fucking face anymore and shopped his face on to a pregnant manbody late feburary before proceeding to absolutely destroy my cock with friction burns.

I, at one point had masturbated to Sergey 170 times. Right now I have scars on my cock which only allow me to masturbate 40 times a day..

However, my parents who are wealthy have been listening to my pleas to help me buy the materials so that I might hand-craft a custom pregnant Sergey bodypillow so that I will stop pissing on the floor in the basement. They are finally listening to me and are going to put in 75 Euros worth to buy the materials I will need to craft my masterpiece.

I'm getting the money by this Friday to invest in. Now i need some advice here. I don't want to have my beautiful work of art invalidated by emergent technology which would take my third-trimester coital cravings in a more digital direction.

You see, at the same time I'm scared that quality VR with enhanced touch-sense bodysuits is coming like off of my favorite movie, Ready Player One. After that happens I really, seriously believe that I will be able to create the true Pregnant Sergey Waifu VR experience. I really, seriously believe that this tech is just around the corner because it looked really realistic in the movie. I'm not sure that my bodypillow would satisfy me if this happens, so it would fall into disuse after 4 months and all of that time and money would be wasted.

I've been given a second chance to make my dreams come true. And I promised my parents I wouldn't use these sewing supplies to sew the cat to my shaft again.

>>11753211
they are still being blown the fuck out from the crash to even notice link creeping up the charts lmao

>>11753433
But I have one shot, one oppurtunity to hit this right. I really REALLY don't want to make this bodypillow if I'm going to stop using it soon anyway.

But I come to you guys to seek insight on future VR sex experiences. How soon do you think before they introduce touch-sense bodysuits? VR porn exists already, and it seems as if the market is going to break into some truly groundbreaking tech soon.

With my money and my parents money combined i'll be able to craft a custom Sergey bodypillow which will last at least 17 months before it starts to get really dirty. But I might never touch it after the first quarter if the VR market suddenly surprises me with the final component needed to help me be with Sergey forever.

But I want to make sure with absolute certainty this won't happen, because 75 Euros is a lot of money and I am not that good at sewing so it will take a long time.

I'm seriously worried I might even consider throwing it out after 6 months. So please. Advice from you oldfags who do extensive research would be much appreciated.

I'm trying to figure out if I should even make this bodypillow

Shall I wait till the next big Oculus reveal? Or will the bodysuits even happen? Or are we seriously about to explode to unkown levels of interactivity which we've never seen? I'm talking a suit which can suck me off in the next year or two?

>>11753241
What the fuck did you just fucking say about ChainLink, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my crypto economics class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pump and dumps on BitBean, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in gorilla fudding and I’m the top Link bagholder on etherscan. You are nothing to ChainLink but just another shitcoin. I will wipe your tokens the fuck out with losses the likes of which has never been seen before in these markets, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Linkies over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pajeets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, no-linker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your private keys in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in memetics, but I have access to the entire hashpower of the blockchain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little street shitter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn brainlet. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

>>11753433
Checked and redpilled on the coital cravings stuff

>>11753184

Imagine being proud of passing possibly the biggest shitcoin (bonus shilled ok Reddit) ever conceived.

The absolute state of link posters

>>11753184
Do you think it will drop even less than 55c or do I have to buy NOW.

>>11753184
How is Reddit taking it?

>>11753528
It's going to correct, be patient

>>11753541
Speaks for itself

Redditor here. Bought my first LINK stack back in 2017 around fall at $0.17. Been accumulating since and have a 183k stack now.

Also, fuck Nano

Did you know that Chainlink used to have a higher market cap than VeChain? It was about a year ago. I even posted about VeChain a couple times but no one noticed, even then people were all about Chainlink. Anyway, good thing I put my money in that instead of this, I’m up way more than if I went with LINK last year.

>>11753416
And that's a good thing.
Only Eth Link and Monero will survive.
Bat and Ark maybe.

>>11753441
This lmao. Nobody is looking at the sats just the usd. When btc jumps back to 6k+ link will be top 30 and cucking some of the real deal big players.

>>11753568
We'll see, won't we?

>>11753585
They are too busy thinking about killing themselfs after watching their lifesavings in nano,verge,tron and vechink dissapear. They wont buy link rignt now no matter of what because crypto is dead for them. Good for us, more time to accumulate and higher link returns from nodes

>>11753585
it's literally dumping, back to 40

>>11753235
>can confirm

the ‘redditor here’ part was redundant

>>11753308
>>11753355

>>11753308
This comes pretty close to nailing it.

>>11753578
this
based csw

>>11753578
Agreed. Everything that isn't a total shitcoin is likely to see Chainlink make it obsolete. In some cases the software could survive (Civic's ID/KYC network for example) but the token used for the service calls itself becomes redundant.

>>11753184
I can't believe this....Another AMAZING project falling for fcuking FUD and hostility from jealous ppl....first bitconnect where I lost a ton of money....and now this........Markets are not fair.......Bitconnect could have changed the world....but the miners that are now attacking Nano could not care and wanted our future TO DIE!! Now they are doing the same with nano.....with our MAGNIFICENT nano team, community and devs....the world is NOT FAIR!!!!!....this chainlink is SHIT with NO real world value in the real world, just some technical jumbo mambo, but NANO just as Bitconnect could have SAVED THE WORLD with free money and banking to everyone, not just the miners and the ugly racist conservative capitalists, trying to destroy us all..... IT IS NOT FAIR!!!!!