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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ ml
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>>>11707712

>> No.11713636

>>11713629
So, how are we all going to deal with GE?

>> No.11713641
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Based george poster

>> No.11713642
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Here's major indices afterhours as of 1:16 est

>> No.11713645

>>11713642
Doesn't mean much. Need news and opening trends.

>> No.11713646

>>11713636
Stay away from it because I don't understand it and see no compelling reason to do so.

>> No.11713647
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>>11713633
how indeed

>>11713636
rest comfy knowing I sold all of my shares for $32 a share

maybe buy a put or two this week, since it has yet to reach bottom

>> No.11713651

>>11713647
>maybe buy a put or two this week, since it has yet to reach bottom
I'm going to buy puts a plenty. Mind the time decay!

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>>11713647
Stop you're making me wet

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>>11713641
;)

>> No.11713655
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Heres today's large cap scheduled earning reports

>> No.11713660

>>11713645
I know. Just a starting point.

>> No.11713661

>>11713645
AMAZN +5% is going to set the market off

>> No.11713664

>>11713629
I'm wondering if weed stocks are good for a put. This is going to be their last loss for a long time.

>> No.11713674

>>11713661
>tfw to poorfag to invest in amazon

>> No.11713675

>>11713653
George is the main reason I watch Seinfeld
I wish I could find the entire series without the laugh track, that would make it kino

>> No.11713682

>>11713674
They haven't split in at least a decade, so it's their own fuckup.

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>>11713674
>>11713682
they really do need a split, but as soon as they do they will see a 20% bump in price, because small specs

If they made it so one old stock equals ten new ones (so 180-200 a share) they would see huge jump to almost $300 a share

it could cause a bubble if they split their stocks at this point

>>11713675
George is my spirit animal

>> No.11713710

>>11713700
>it could cause a bubble if they split their stocks at this point
It'd still be worth it.

>> No.11713717

LCI to mid-teens

>> No.11713721

>>11713700
You are very baste
On the Seinfeld scale I find myself drifting between George and Kramer
My role model is probably George who I strive to be, but I currently exist in a Kramer like state

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Raccoon mopping day tomorrow

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If you have ACB, sell it fast, before their report in a few hours.

>> No.11713732

>>11713629
do most people on this board trade or invest stocks?

>> No.11713740

>>11713729
Cam Battley is the CCO of Aurora. Someone said they went all in on ACB and Cam told him to seek financial assistance and invest in other things.

>> No.11713741

>>11713729
sold last week for like a $20 profit. got in a little too late.

>> No.11713745

>>11713729
what do you think CGC's earnings will look like?

>> No.11713751

>>11713745
>what do you think CGC's earnings will look like?
Loss. Q4 is when the money rolls in.

>> No.11713771

>>11713751
at this point in the weed hype do you think earnings will even have a big impact on the price of the stocks?

i feel like prices spike is if they beat EPS, even if theyre still losing money.

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>>11713721
Kramer is the superego, that which we all wish to become, the worryfree carefree life we crave
George is the id, the the selfish desires we all have and find comfort in, the drive that gets us through day to day

both have their wisdom, their genius in teachings

>>11713732
majority trades, the investors last longer though

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>>11713776
>id
>superego
>Freud

>> No.11713808

>>11713771
>i feel like prices spike is if they beat EPS, even if theyre still losing money.
Some of them won't. CRON is projecting a decline. That might be priced in, but it's worth considering.

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>>11713803
>implying more accurate terms are easier to type up

>> No.11713889

>>11713776
>>11713803
What I fear most is the Newman
Is Newman the representation of the philosophy of Max Striner?

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>i guess that this will be another one of those green days
>i guess it will

>> No.11713954

>>11713771
CGC may pull another switcheroo like last time and drop big news along with their earnings. They have been awfully quiet on news releases the past month.

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>>11713732
I just put some money on an S&P 500 ETF because I cba to deal with stock picking volatility and micromanagement. NASDAQ 100 and MSCI World would be other reasonable options but I don't want more of a tech bias and fuck European and Japanese markets. I don't know if that counts as trading or investing stocks to you.

>> No.11713990

>>11713655
Just glancing over this I like ACM and EQH, any thoughts

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>>11713724

>> No.11714057
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>they think the market is going to go up under grid locked US

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>>11714028
sometimes i question my porn fetishes.
then i see things like this and feel a great relief

>> No.11714065

Holy shit! check out the AMRS share structure.. fucking brutal..

float went from 20mill to now over 40mill
O/S went from 52mill to now over 80mill!!

dilution up the ass!!!! mother fucking faucet!!

They'll dump whats left of previous 52mill whoever converted the other 28mill better of got a really good fucking deal on that shit.. bloated as fuck!!! watch for lack of liquidy for prefs holders on that one.. holy shit!!

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>>11714057
>implying that isn't what's happened historically

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Alright bois i think ive found a company that is going to zero in the near future, where would i go to learn a crash course on (put) options? Are the videos in the OP good enough?

>> No.11714214

>>11714199
whats the company?

>> No.11714316

>>11714199
Look at the Book
Wait for the limit orders
Wait for the News
Then short

Always beware of possible last-min bailouts, especially in times of total desperation.
Best time to short is when even the company's employees (Esp. the exes) are actively looking for
alternate employment or during a market event.

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gweeeen

>> No.11714600

NONONO HOW ALL IS GREEN AGAIN!!!??

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>>11714458
>>11714600
>markets are green

>> No.11714723

>>11714458
>>11714600
not looking too hot on the pre market

>> No.11714727

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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>>11714723

>> No.11714957

so what company do i short this week boys

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>>11714316
Yeah this, a company in bad shape could be in prime shape for a takeover which could have an inverse effect like when msft bought redhat a couple of weeks ago in which case anyone shorting redhat can now be found swinging from a rope. Be very careful with these moves.
Pic related is the spike after being purchased.

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>>11714600
U mad?

>> No.11714999

>>11714957
what do you fags think about CRON?
that 806 p/e ratio seems an abomination.

>> No.11715010

>>11714999
>Believing p/e means anything

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>>11714999
>806 P/E
It is proof that it is a promising company with plenty of growth in sight
Go all in

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>>11715010
i thought it was one of the main parameter to determine if a stock is overpriced/underpriced?
>>11715012
idk why but i don't trust you

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>>11715049
>idk why but i don't trust you
>not trusting the current most investment-savvy man on earth who makes Buffett-sama his columbian prison bitch

>> No.11715074

>>11715049
Completely useless, focus on forward earnings change and slope etc.

>> No.11715096

BREAKING:Iphone X has display issues and apple is issuing replacements, red day apple, not joking.

>> No.11715112

>>11715096
Apple Warns iPhones Have A Serious Problem
Gordon KellySenior Contributor
Consumer Tech
I write about technology's biggest companies
Apple’s decision to no longer report iPhone sales has led many to assume the iPhone XS (details), iPhone XS Max (details) and iPhone XR (details) must be in trouble. This is premature, but attempts to woo new customers won’t be helped now Apple has had to admit to a serious hardware problem on its game-changing model…
https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2018/11/11/apple-warns-iphone-x-display-problem-upgrade-fix-repair-iphone-xs-max-xr-cost-warranty/

>> No.11715194

>>11713732
investing is a positive sum game which is why I do it. Trading is a zero sum game which is why it should not be done.

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>>11713732
>>11715194

>> No.11715252
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>>11715194
>investing is a positive sum game

>he hasn't learned anything Igor
>yes let's teach him Grishka

>> No.11715369

>>11715194
remider that in a positive sum game the best strategy is many small bets.

>> No.11715449

>>11715112
So that's why STMicroelectronics is in the red
wew /smg/ is actually useful.

>> No.11715547

>>11715369
Aka n# of random stocks, even weights
(50<n<250)

>> No.11715651

fuck cunt nigger kike shit nigger nigger nigger fuck nigger cunt SHIT bitch

>> No.11715693

Anyone loading up on big tobacco today with these FDA ban menthol news? Seems like a great time to buy cheap shares.

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>>11714028
What game is this?

>> No.11715783

What are some of the best places on the internet to discuss stocks? /biz/ is obviously for memes and bullying chainlink sissies. I would usually use reddit's equivalent as an alternate posting but /r/stocks is fucking garbage.

>> No.11715839

thanks a lot AMRN shill you chuckle fuck

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>>11715762
no idea, found it in the finnish general on /int/

(great place for dank anime memes)

>>11714063
>someone spent hours, maybe even days/weeks of their life creating that 3D model

can you imagine being that poor soul?

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>>11715839
AAAAAAAAAAH pre market should be fucking illegal.

>> No.11715930

>>11715912
Looks like it's going parabolic down right now.

>> No.11715933

>>11713675
Sometimes you say things that tell me that maybe you're alright, that I shouldn't wish for you to be skinned alive by Mexican teens.
If I ever find it sans laugh-track I will make sure to let you know.

>> No.11715973

European here. Options and warrants are not my thing. But id like to know more about turbos. Anyone has good info ?

>> No.11715978
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plan 4 2 day

>> No.11715988

>>11715973
It is device used to exploit the exhaust gas of an ICE to force more air into the engine intake
The goal is to improve efficiency (horsepower, fuel economy)

>> No.11716042

everything is red again like in friday

RED DAY

>> No.11716074

>>11716042
no

>> No.11716083

>>11716042
no survivors.

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>>11716042

>> No.11716111

>>11716094
Google incognito.org .jpg

>> No.11716174

>>11713629

>everything says short
so opening squeeze?

>> No.11716189

>>11713729
>shorts acb
Oh no oh no oh no oh no
https://www.bing.com/amp/s/www.thestreet.com/amp/investing/cannabis/aurora-cannabis-roars-as-revenue-jumps-260-percent-14777078

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>>11716189
OH NO NO NO

>> No.11716258

>>11716189
market is not impressed or already priced in?

>> No.11716305

natural gas reversal. going down for a few days

>> No.11716311

anyone else thinking about shorting TRIP?

>> No.11716373

I’ve got $4k and change in cash; what’s the play boys?

>> No.11716378

>>11716373
Sqqq

>> No.11716421
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>>11715693
bought Altria at 60.23 two months ago but man tobacco is fishy regarding future prospects

>> No.11716431

Why the fuck are we red?

>> No.11716438

>>11716431
(((They)))want your shares

>> No.11716445
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Red morning = green by end of day

>> No.11716453

>>11716431
because everyone thinks a bear market is inevitable, so everyone is investing less or taking their money out which creates bearish signals which accelerates the bearishness of the market which convices more people a bear market is coming which accelerates the bearishness. In short the feedback loop has begun.

>> No.11716455
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great value buy right here, huge potential

>> No.11716456

Told you AAPL would be headed to 192, but noooo you wouldn't listen because muh eternal bull

>> No.11716467

>>11716456
I said it too fuck you

>> No.11716477
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>good news about MU
>price still goes down
>what the fuck guys

>> No.11716480

WEAK ASS BEARS RUINING EVERYTHING

>> No.11716493
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well that was easier short in history of market
gonna spend rest of day touching self to dead hooker corpses

>> No.11716495
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Where’s the nearest bear

>> No.11716496

>>11716477
>ACB revenue more then doubles from last quarter
>goes red
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>>11716189
HAHAHA GET REKT

>> No.11716519
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Just by sqqq dumb fucks

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>>11716493
i hate you

>> No.11716533
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>getting justed
>look at all the shit I dumped getting omega SSJusted

>> No.11716548

>>11716533
Same. Kinda liked it. Im an early dumper.

>> No.11716557

>>11713629
> https://www.fool.com/investing/2018/02/20/general-electric-could-be-the-next-boeing.aspx
> Feb 20, 2018 at 3:40PM
kek

>> No.11716558

>>11713629
the market looks like something straight out of hell right now.

>> No.11716564
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>>11716527

>> No.11716574

its gotta stop going down at some point

>> No.11716575
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OGEN

>> No.11716578

SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING RED AGAIN

>> No.11716584

DOW IS DOWN DOWN DOWN GOING DOWN

>> No.11716612
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where my bears @?

>> No.11716613

>>11716516
All about the long term gains

>> No.11716616

Bobo wont sleep this winter. Global warming cause of drumpf

>> No.11716626
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Why the fuck is this happening? What reason is there for this?

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>>11716455
Interesting, what makes you think?

>> No.11716646

>>11716626
Fed raising rates, longest bull market will end eventually, trade war....

>> No.11716655

>>11716646
uhhh no
its called a retracement after the big rally

>> No.11716676

just bought 280 SPY calls how fucked am i?

>> No.11716686

>>11716676
enjoy your future wealth

>> No.11716692

>>11715112
Hope you guys shorted like i told you too six hours ago. Down 5%

>> No.11716705
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OH NO NO NO

>> No.11716712

>>11716456
Its going way lower, they are hiding the fact that there is a major manufacturors defect with the touchscreen. Thats why they want to be so secretive now. Still time to short

>> No.11716731
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>the absolute state of AMRS

>> No.11716732

>california fires affecting the market too

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!

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>>11716493
Thanks for the heads up, I just made $100k

>> No.11716747

>>11716732
EVERYTHING IS BURNING DOWN. ESCAPE NAO.

>> No.11716769
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ouch

>> No.11716774

>>11716769
Why are baguettes so expensive?

>> No.11716786

>>11716774
We use commas where anglos use dots

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>>11716769
I share you sentiment.

>> No.11716822

RECOVERY STARTS NOW

COMMENCE THE GREEN DAY

>> No.11716828

>>11716641
not many true penny stocks (especially oil/nat gas after 8 years of Obama) have the level of institutional investors as they do (54%). The smart money has been holding and accumulating at these incredibly low prices

>> No.11716845

What's wrong with AMD today?

>> No.11716852
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>>11716822

>> No.11716853

Long LCI

Short AMRS

>> No.11716858
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>crack
>sip
>hips
Now, Pernod-Ricard, that is a good stock

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>>11716828
Will keep it on my watch list for sure.

>> No.11716875

>>11716732
I know this is a meme but it's really every other president's fault for not pushing for climate change prevention/mitigation that California is now an eternal hellscape. (Not that Trump is going to either).

>> No.11716887

>>11716732
>>11716875
>worst state literally up in flames

based trump

>> No.11716900

>he thought he bought the atvi dip

>> No.11716907

>>11716900
I sold that shit fast. I think ATVI might actually go below $50 soon

>> No.11716912

>>11716845
AMD will likely go to 12-15. It doesn't deserve much more right now.

>> No.11716917

Whatever happened to ALT

>> No.11716936
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ALL I BELIEVE, AND ALL I OWN
ARE BEING TAKEN FROM
ME CAN'T GET HOME

>> No.11716957

haha looks like the bull just ran into the grand canyon.

>> No.11716961

>>11716900
atvi is a falling knife too much damage done to that stock to recover.

>> No.11716968
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11716968

This is the big one isn't it.

>> No.11716972

>>11716875
or just clear trees instead of being environmentalists

>> No.11716974

Holy fuck so many people got fucked on RSLS lol

Stocktwits is mad as fuck

>> No.11716980

>>11716968
God I hope so

>> No.11716984

How low for AMD

>> No.11716989
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>>11716974
holy kek

>> No.11716990

2750 is the right shoulder. we should get massive bull from here in the coming weeks

>> No.11716997

>>11716984
$18.98

>> No.11717000

better load up on that TQQQ before we go to 7k again

>> No.11717001

>>11716984
if 19 doesn't hold i'm looking for at least 16

>> No.11717006

amaaazing graaace

>> No.11717014
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11717014

IRON HANDS

>> No.11717024

>>11717014
hhahahaha iron hands, but then the bad news starts hitting.

>> No.11717039

>>11716731
Do I hodl?

>> No.11717045

atleast we tried.

>> No.11717047
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thanks for the cheapies

>> No.11717056
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11717056

>get shat on for the past month due to midterms, positive news, and impending fed meeting from holding EOY put options
>mfw BE and back in the green

Thank you bogs for the early christmas present.

>> No.11717057

GE needs to get into the 6's. going all in at $6.5

>> No.11717060

Attention all active investors, the stock market is in great danger, it needs your help to stop this drop, but to do this it needs some green, so lets stop this drop! All we I need is your credit card number, 3 digits on the back and the expiration month and year.

BUT! you gotta be quick, we could be at 21000 at any moment, only /smg/ can stop this drop.

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11717066

>he thought we bottomed

>> No.11717071

>>11717066
You’re a bottom alright :^)

>> No.11717075
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11717075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1RSLOyCns

>> No.11717086

>>11717066
you know bobo posters got btfo in last week's short squeeze when it's taken this long for one of them to show up

>> No.11717087

how do I long the meme market?

>> No.11717094

market is about to tank so hard. GE has been indicator. Moves in opposite direction and it just started pumping up from 7.75 this morning. Expect atleast a 4% down day on qqq.

>> No.11717102

Currently at -10K for the year

>> No.11717104

2735 is a key support. If it breaks the inverse head and shoulder pattern on SPY gets denied and we go down.

>> No.11717106

>>11717086
>One good week when everything has been trending down since the middle of October

>> No.11717109

RED MORNING = GREEN AFTERNOON

>> No.11717115
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>>11716907
$40 is 15 PEG, which I would find delicious

>> No.11717116

>>11717109
/biz/ as usual

>> No.11717120

>>11717109
the more you say it the truer it becomes

>> No.11717132

>>11717115
That's a really small car.

>> No.11717134

Do you think they'll stop trading today?

>> No.11717147

Buy Nasdaq

>> No.11717148

>>11717134
who?

>> No.11717164

>>11717148
I meant halt trading, on the nyse

>> No.11717171
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11717171

Absolutely rip SOXL

>> No.11717180

low volume today. the selloff is fake and gay

>> No.11717181

Pretty stoked the Large specs are letting me pick up cheapies yet again

>> No.11717187

>>11717171
>SOXL
outlaw ETFs
>iphone rumors
>sell out SOXL
>hits AMD

>> No.11717200

>>11717181
>ftw you have no money cause you already bought cheapies last time

how do you still have money dude? I went pretty much all in the 26/27th

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>>11717164
yeah sure kid

>> No.11717210

>>11717200
because I buy and sell every day

>> No.11717211

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11717218

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>> No.11717221
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11717221

just buy the dip goy it'll never be as cheap as this again

>> No.11717224

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

>> No.11717238
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11717238

NEVER SELL CANT LET THE BEARS WIN
NEVER SELL CANT LET THE BEARS WIN
NEVER SELL CANT LET THE BEARS WIN

>> No.11717243
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11717243

>>11717171

>> No.11717244

>>11717221
t. Mr. Shekelstein 2/8/2018

>> No.11717246

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11717252

SPY 272 is the official right shoulder
BUY

>> No.11717255

>>11717238
prepare to get your face ripped off bulls. this is the end of the bullmarket

>> No.11717261

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy fuck
just waking up after drinking till early morning (euro here)
my dax positions have been utterly destroyed

>> No.11717275
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11717275

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.11717279
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11717279

congrats everybody we did it

>> No.11717280
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11717280

Wew lad! Glad I didn’t buy Friday like I wanted.

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11717289

> get sinking feeling of dread and start feeling extremely nauseated
> check my stocks as I'm throwing up in the toilet
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the shittiest super power ever

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>>11717261
What made you think German stocks are a good idea?

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y'all laughed at my sqqq calls. R E C O V E R E D

>> No.11717297

>>11717255
digits confirm. bears are back baby

>> No.11717304

>>11717293
I was trying so hard to buy those at .20 this morning. Should have just sucked it up and paid .25.

>> No.11717307

>>11717289
meh, its a good average

>> No.11717308

>>11717289
BAGHOLDERS UNITE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11717316

not gonna lie, Just bought SOXL because comfy mentioned it

>> No.11717325

>>11717316
Better off buying LABU

>> No.11717328

>>11717316
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
STOP

>> No.11717330

>>11717289
> not buying SQQQ

>> No.11717331

>>11717325
I did rebuy into Labu and FNGU today too
expecting a 20% swing

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>>11717330
It's a good day brother

>> No.11717346

So far today has sucked. Slept in till 10 a.m, check my Armn. Fell from 21 to 17. Rest of my positions show red as well. Fuck this day. God I hope Armn pulls out and climbs back to 20 before day is over.

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SOMEONE HELP ME

>> No.11717354

thanks to the bro that recommended CAG

Kid Cuisines are looking real nice

>> No.11717356

>>11717342
attaboy

>> No.11717367

>>11717346
I got out at 20.17 I'm so glad.

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who going long on tobacco

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>>11717354
yup
The pinnacle food acuistion went through without a hitch
They are now the proud owners of ms butterworth

>> No.11717383

>>11717291
they looked cheapie, duh

>> No.11717384

Fuck me i feel like I'm going to faint, I swear to god if I get hospitalized and lose all my money while im in a coma im just gonna kms
I'm gonna go lay down
Please please please stop selling while i take a breather thnx

>> No.11717388

YOU GUYS ON THE $NBEV TRAIN TOO??

>> No.11717398

>>11717388
i was seriously thinking about it earlier in the week, seems like a shit stock tho

>> No.11717399

what stock can i get with 2.85$ thats what i have left

>> No.11717401
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11717401

see ya guys at Christmas. My order should trigger by then.

>> No.11717402

>>11717384
> I swear to god if I get hospitalized and lose all my money while im in a coma im just gonna
But you may get to meet rkg

>> No.11717405
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Late recoil hitting markets. Eurusd -0.8%. Wti up 1.7%. amd -10%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYjitG5oPQU

>> No.11717407

>>11717399
SHLD or wait a week and you can buy 10 shares of GE

>> No.11717408

Just bought SPY calls. Incoming dump.

>> No.11717417

>>11717407
cant find that on robinhood

>> No.11717422

>>11717399
>>11717417
RSLS

>> No.11717429

I really wanna keep holding Twitter and CNSL but fud is getting the better of me. Thoughts?

>> No.11717433

>>11717407
SHLD is not trading anymore. Some anon said he was going to hold his shares for the re issue of stock. But he wouldn't listen to me when I explained he won't get those new shares he just lost everything he was holding.

>> No.11717441

>>11717429
>actually owning twitter stock

>> No.11717442

>>11717422
OK got it, is anyoen else here buying RKUNY? it seems to just be going up and up

>> No.11717445

>>11717346
Whew, got Armn up on marketwatch, it's pulled out and climbed to 18.12. Keep Climbing buddy! I need to least break even!

>> No.11717451

>>11717429
Twitter is good now, look at the rate ad revenue is increasing

>> No.11717467

>>11717442
pls tell me RKUNY wasnt a bad investment

>> No.11717476

Too late to short $AAPL?

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11717481

>Technology
Aren't VZ and T more like utilities at this point?

>> No.11717486

This is the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

>> No.11717488

>>11713629
IS ITALY FUCKING STUPID

>> No.11717497

>>11717476
FNGD

>> No.11717499

>>11717104
muh meme lines

>> No.11717508

>>11717481
>NVDA
KEK

>> No.11717523

>>11717508
Earnings this week will kill be final nail.

>> No.11717530

I wonder how many stocks would just vaporize if it weren't for the short sale restriction rule. I wonder if this market would even exist if normies weren't flooded with propaganda all day every day to buy-and-hold, dollar cost average, and always be a net life-time buyer of the indexes via their preferred state approved mutual fund.

>> No.11717531

>>11717481
T is like Amazon now; into almost everything. Just like Dis. You can't go wrong with either one.

>> No.11717552

>>11717530
salty you missed the greatest bull run in history? lmao

>> No.11717553

hello rkuny here talking from my lambo on the moon see u later pesants

>> No.11717557
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t-tasukete kudasai~

>> No.11717559

kill it all.

>> No.11717561

>>11717486
if there ever was a shitty song, it must be this one.

>> No.11717562

>>11717530
boomers are dumping for retirement, anon

>> No.11717568

>>11713629
>https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
In terms of finding a broker in canada any suggestions? I want to start with around 500$ worth but getting initially started is confusing as heck. Is there any real benefit to using a brick and motor bank? About to get started with cibc, but wondering if there any other low fee options for leafs, i dont have a large amount of capital to start with. I just want to occasionally deposit money into it to buy stocks that I think have good futures. And is this true, if i open up a retirement account or tax free savings account, that all my gains wont be taxed? So opening up a investment account is if your looking to regularly make withdrawals.

>> No.11717576

>>11717562
boomers are dropping like flies irl you mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z22apNtPVkY

they are dumping their last breath

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>>11717530
what are you saying you can short a stock to go down? short increase liquidity and volume in case of sharp declines or panic, not decrease. if you ban shorting you will have far more dangerous "flash crashes" all over

>> No.11717583
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11717583

Today:
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tomorrow:
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wednesday-Thursday
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Friday
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can this shit just completely crash already? this roller coaster ride is becoming nauseating.

>> No.11717594

So, investors are blaming a stronger dollar now for this crash? Last week it was oil dropping in price.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11717615

>>11717561
It's the end of all things.
We'll hit the circuit breaker soon.

>>11717594
Topsy Turvy logic

>> No.11717616

>>11717568
Your on the right track; start small then work up. Your best way to start out is via ETFS or a retirement fund. Think of ETF as a large group of stocks in one package. The VTI ETF is good, covers both growth and dividend stocks.

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>>11717497
>Load up on GE

>> No.11717624

tested the right shoulder

>close enough

prep the bull

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>>11717576
guess Im listening to this album again

>> No.11717636
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11717636

Convince me that buying AMZN now is a bad idea. They haven't even begun to tap into share buybacks to prop up their value.

>> No.11717637

>>11717624
>muh patterns
Where do you get this faith?

>> No.11717640

>>11717625
better not desu, the market just reminded me of it.

>> No.11717641

>>11717445
The climb continues; $18.60 now. Just $2 more plz!

>> No.11717644

>>11717594
if a dollar is going up what will that do to equities that is traded in that denomination? if the dollar falls what does that do to equities, commodities and products denominated in the dollar?

Dollar is in a short squeeze... a lot of people are short the dollar (debt) they will be looking for the dollar in order to pay back debts that are in dollars

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whew we really crashing
this unironically rescission
O.o

>> No.11717655

>>11717621
Funding secured. $42.00/share

>> No.11717658

>>11717637
game theory, if many enough believe it might become schelling point or nash equilibrium even.

faith matters.

>> No.11717659

>>11717636
literally cant
Buy it

>> No.11717664

>>11717636
They’re not buying back because their treasurer knows it hasn’t hit rock bottom yet.

>> No.11717665

Why the fuck is GE climbing back up, keep going down you POS stock

>> No.11717668
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who else is getting JUSTed on absolutely every trade?

>> No.11717678

>>11717668
should've bought LCI

>> No.11717681
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11717681

JUST GO UP ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11717682

>>11717649
rkuny isnt crashing

>> No.11717683

>>11717664
What do you mean by this?

>> No.11717684

>>11717637
>Where do you get this faith?

by not being an emotional bitch reacting to 1 min candles

>> No.11717689

>>11717665
It moves inverse of market. If market turns green GE will be headed to $5. IF market stays red it's going back to $10.

>> No.11717690

>>11717641
$19 now. Seems Armn is telling everyone to suck it, while the rest of the market is tanking, our hero is fighting back

>> No.11717696

>>11717668
tomorrow is going to be worse

>> No.11717697

>>11717624
>>11717637
Already called the Double top weeks before.
You greedy retards didn't listen'd.

>> No.11717700

I already got rekt by OSTK on friday this aint shit

>> No.11717721

>>11717683
>looks at my own previous post
Wait I went to 0 IQ for a moment, I retract my previous statement.

>> No.11717722

>>11717644
>teh ebin dollar shortage meme

Nah you are right
The difference in central bank rates is forcing this phenomenon

>> No.11717724

>>11717690
shut the hell up nigga

>> No.11717726

>>11717649
tt

>> No.11717739

>>11717721
Well shit son now you got me thinking that AMZN is milking this flashcrash for some cheap share buybacks.

>> No.11717742

Bulls just stormed through the building, knocking shit over
alarm clock busted

>> No.11717746

OSTK kinda pampling now actually , from 16.5 this morning to 17.85

>> No.11717747

what the fuck happened this past year for RSLS? It was at 3k last year and now its at 2$ LOL

>> No.11717748

seen this episode, we close green #timestamped

>> No.11717749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmM_PjWcNg

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>>11717649
The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...green day at close confirmed!

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11717754

Considering the situation as of now, post yfw the current situation of where you have stocks at atm.

>the city of EA

>> No.11717760

Join the funko train

>> No.11717762

new >>11717759
thread

>> No.11717767

>>11717739
No I was wrong, I think the general intuition is that when a stock price is high is the best time for a buyback because that tends to be the height of a business cycle so a company has the highest amount of excess cash.

At least that’s what a few articles I just googled is right. But who knows, we’ve basically broken economics at this point so anything goes.

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This is the biggest retard on the planet.

>> No.11717800

Rates raise mid December again
Daddy Powell no!!!

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>>11717767
Some large companies have rules when they implement buy backs like berkshire, they mostly buy only when it gets cheaper levels

>> No.11717887

>>11717793
setting up this final justing of boomers so they will never be able to retire.

>> No.11718017

Thank god; Armn seems to be recovering. Went from 21, down to 17. Now its at 19+. Once it hits 20 I'll be at the break even point.

GRPN seems to be a google takeover target. The fucks actually turned down the first offer by google (I'm glad cause I didn't have GRPN shares then). Google will be back, maybe sweeten the pot. Hello Google shares for cheap, I hope.

>> No.11718051

>>11717481
>amd so tiny it didn't make the chart
>nobody is going to notice the 8% drop to laugh at them

>> No.11718526

If you had $1000 to buy stocks with as a beginner, what would you buy?

I work a regular job, have few expenses, and it would only be 10% of my savings, so it’s an amount I’m willing to part with to begin.

Also, why is Amzn dropping and when is this likely to change?

Please don’t bully me

>> No.11718547

>>11718526
All in DIV, forget everything else

>> No.11718637

>be ACB
>income up 2862%
>revenue more than triples
>price drops 4%
How is this even possible?

>> No.11718659

>>11718547
Could you elaborate a bit, as I said I’m fairly new.

I would like to stress that I’m not going to do anything I haven’t thoroughly researched, however hearing an internet stranger’s opinion on a Chinese cartoon forum is always valuable knowledge.