/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11714894
You're not drunk

>>11714894
Hey fren. We gonna make it. Don't drink and drive BTW.

>>11714914
we will have great holidays.

>>11714914
drunk driving is a meme, anyone who cant drive drunk shouldnt be allowed to drive in the first place

>>11714894
some news for the LINK Christmas Party?

>>11714921
It isn't you that's the problem. If you drink and drive other's on the road are drunk too and you reaction time is slowed.
It is the other retards you have to worry about.

>>11714918
Aw hell yeah. What are you sipping on?

when does chain link?
moon...moonet

>>11714933
>>11714933
christmas will be good. Main net will be purring away and we will be able to see some of the large data providers Sergey has been speaking about for over 2 years. The team plans to purchase a constant stream of these data feeds to incentivize the network as usage grows.

The smart contract audits were completed by Trial of Bits and look good. I expect you will be able to review this week.

>>11714951
>Trial of Bits
yeah source

>>11714963
not so fast. I will tell you this. Chainlink will implement slither, a real time vulnerability monitoring solution through trial of bits. This should be in pivotal. Take a look at the naming convention of all trial of bits security reports.

>>11714951
is now the time to go all in?

>>11714978
Chainlink is the safest bet in crypto.

>>11714978
That was months ago but sure

I should stop drinking before i say what i really want to tell you

>>11714977
https://blog.trailofbits.com/2018/03/23/use-our-suite-of-ethereum-security-tools/

>>11715001
just tell us please i need to have some kind of a future to look forward to drunkanon

Can't remember if drunkanon is a fun larp or a fun + honest larp?
Or what?

Can we believe this guy?

When moon?

>>11715001
Go on, have another drink. It's nearly Christmas

>>11714951
“Good?” Does that mean it won’t be “holly jolly?”

Oh by golly, I was hoping for a holly jolly Christmas this year :(.

>>11715001
no keep drinking and spill the beans drunkanon.

have some fun, we are going to make it anyway so why not crack open another one

>>11714894
Where is your $3 prediction ? You preditced $3 in October and guaranteed $1.

Also, where is CNBC news ?

Prove yourself with some real info or you are a fagging LARP seeking for attention because nothing what you told was true (except announcements from Sergey but it was fucking obvious he will announce something at 6 conferences in one month after 1 year long silence).

PROOF IN REPLY OF GTFO ! AND MARINES , STOP BUMPING HIM !

>>11715001
why do you do this? People here don't deserve this much

Oh golly another larp

There a few small projects that I know announcing in November. Some appear to be shitcoins but a few have real legitimate use cases and potential to multiply by quite a bit due to such a low market cap. Right now there is no chainlink effect but I expect we will see this soon.

>>11715026
Why don’t you...go fuck yourself? You have nothing more important to do than eat this bread.

>>11715009
Another public “insider info” availble for everyone to see on pivotal... He know nothing...

>>11715026
This. Its about time to start to meme Death to larpers

>>11715026
Chainlink acquiring Town Crier did not pump the price. The implications of this acquisition will be realized and when it is...$3.

>>11715036
origami bags reporting in

the way the market is at the moment i would be very surprised to see any huge pumps

>>11715040
you fucking moonboy, no news is better than fucking fake news and hopes you idiot, drunkanon told us nothing, just basic hyping informations and then $3 in October, Chainlink on CNBC in November, and now its stupid fucking slither thats in pivotal since July and another "seems like shitcoins" partnerships...

Assblaster was legit enought to at least defend his previous claims, this idiot will ignore $3 in October and CNBC claims he made because he is a LARPING FAGGOT

>>11715052
Why do you try to predict market behavior? That’s where you larps fuck up. Link could announce a partnership with Sasha Grey’s asshole and it might not move the price. You should just stick to ambiguous facts like a fortune teller and be like “See! When I said BIG NEWS was coming, this is what I meant! You just do not yet realize how big it is!”

are you the 16 november larp?

>>11715077
Larps are a part of ChainLink. This all just adds to the story. Better than schlop threads and “is 13k enough” threads.

>>11715052
So you have expected Towncrier news to pump LINK 6x and make CNBC appearance ?in this fucking bear market ? Wake up larping kido

>>11715090
Wait
13k is enough
Right??

>>11715078
I could care less if ive proven right or wrong about price. I am more concerned with chainlink spearheading cyber liability insurance through AXA. You may recall the Sony Axa contract on smartcontract.com back in the day. AXA insuring Sony for cyber, but if that firewall goes down for any reason...boom insurance is automatically canceled. This is a trillion dollar industry and chainlink is the only project capable to perform this in a trustless manner

>>11715090
>Larps are a part of ChainLink
Agree, but quality ones like Mr. Assblaster, Sherlock, RiddleAnon and LandlordLink and not this faggot expecting bullshit like 3 in October and CNBC in November and coming back to claim another stupid claims that will never come true just like previous ones

At least be creative and make a new larp name...

>>11715093
Honestly I knew about the town crier acquisition and was surprised the price didn't pump more than it did.

>>11715100
>is $13mil enough

>>11715115
This is not the real drunkanon. This anon just looked at pivotal, saw the slither task, googled it and is now spinning shit about old poc shit like the sony Axa contracts

>>11715109
Why’s your long term price prediction?
Is $1000 a meme?
What about $100?
$50?

Thanks for not being a cryptic faggot larger.
What are you drinking?

>>11715115
I can give a fuck about a larp or trip. For all you know im just a drunk anon. What i do know is you will look back at this thread after you read the trail of bits security assessment.

>>11715109
wee woo wee woo this is the larp police, I'm afraid I'll need to see some ID sir

>>11715115
>>11715109

This is an effort though. He’s trying to talk about something specific to establish “expertise” so people go “whoah! TRILLION DOLLARS?” Then they go to their mom and say “well another reason you should buy ChainLink is because of the trillion dollar Sony insurance axiom. It’s very complex but ChainLink is the only crypto that can sonify the axiom for trillions of dollars. Are you proud of me?”

Just go along with it.

>>11714977
Checked
>Slither is a Solidity static analysis framework written in Python 3. It runs a suite of vulnerability detectors, prints visual information about contract details, and provides an API to easily write custom analyses. Slither enables developers to find vulnerabilities, enhance their code comphrehension [sic], and quickly prototype custom analyses.

>>11715119
All of chainlink's pumps are just building up to happen at the same time.

The town crier pump will happen at the same time as the openlaw and accord pumps, even though the actual partnerships happened at different times. That's what we mean when we talk about the singularity - the rest of the world suddenly having an epiphany and realising everything that we've known for years.

>>11715134
You do know that literally Sergey himself can’t accurately predict the price, right? You should just stick with asking larps about dates and such.

>>11715100
Ask this larp... he is pretending to know more than we do

>>11715151
If he really does know shit, more than he can say, he can assess whether price predictions are just dreams or not.
By providing a price prediction he can also let us know what he thinks then potential of the project is WITHOUT giving away sensitive information about WHY he thinks that.
So, drunk anon, please answer me. Is 10k enough to make it?

>>11715147
They literally had a forbes article about it though. I mean how the fuck doesn't it pump past $1? seriously?

Easier to just say what position will it be. Being conservative top 20 eoy even though i expect top 10. By 2019 eoy top 5.

>>11715161
Same since day one. Normies don't understand smart contracts and the implication. If they can't dream of buying their onions latte with the token in 5 years time then they don't see the value

>>11715115
>Sherlock
>a good larp
Really nigga? Also
>not this faggot expecting bullshit like 3 in October
>assblaster said $3 in May

>>11715162
Do you expect overall market cap to rise in the next 2 months?

>>11715172
We dont need normies for this project.

>>11715179
I get that, but who did you expect to read the Forbes article to pump the price to 1$

>>11715178
etf approved, bakkt online, and sec guidance - full bull
none above then we continue down. All hanging in the balance.

>>11715161
Psychologists will probably write journal articles on it one day, about how everything can be laid out clearly for people and they can just completely glance over it. They'll call it "The Chainlink Effect", named after the cryptocurrency that reached $10,000 per token but still nobody can quite remember. It's a bit like the spaceships in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, if you've read it. They're just so big and obvious that you don't notice them because you're instinctively looking for something smaller and less obvious. Chainlink is just so massive and all-encompassing that the natural response to reading an article or hearing about a partnership is to just mentally block it out and ignore it. I assure you anon, chainlink is bigger than any of us could have ever imagined. We all know it'll be big, but our own subconscious minds are stopping us from realising the true scale of it. This shit will reach $10,000 easily, mark my words.

>>11715190
yea thanks for making a thread at this time fucking asshole right when I have to go to sleep

>>11715190
where are you from drunk anon?

>>11715176
Sherlock predicted artifical lawyer articles with openlaw and accord, kira systems and many more which came true, you nigger.

Assblaster predicted that during a full bullmarket and it would be more than $3 in May not being this bearmarket since Feb. NIGGER

>>11715100
Sorry anon 100k stinkies is minimum to make it

>>11715190

I don't think is DrunkAnon.

Top 5 end of year 2019? Nice FUD.

>>11715161
You realize that it was a third party contribution on a very low traffic part of Forbes.com, right? It’s not like they were on the magazine cover (or even in the magazine) like other cryptos were last year...

>>11714894
faggot. your liver can’t fail soon enough

>>11715001
Why is Sergey or the rest of chainlink not acknowledging Kaleido? They actually have a real collaboration with AWS, not just as users, which is what most AWS "partnerships" entail, so it seems significant and odd that no one on Chainlink wants to say anything about it.

So my dreams to be Frank Sinatra of my life will be true, classy and rich?

>>11715256
Adelyn is trying to come up with a tweet that doesn't have any typos or grammar mistakes. It'll take a while.

>>11715265
Maybe steve can correct her homework

>>11715256
they will. first project you can interact with the gui through third party. They hoped they were on main by this kaleido release.

>>11714894
bout to sleep here in +13GMT real LINKer hours

I will remember you <3

>>11715172
Yup this makes total sense. Everyone is an idiot.... we bought into this for the network usage to make us rich not for a bunch of faggots on Reddit to help pump the price. But the faggots on Reddit don't know or understand smart contracts so the announced partnerships don't mean shit for the price going up.

ok. hopping out for day.

>>11715281
What will happen in 2 days ?

Is kaleido using private ethereum on private chainlink network or will they use public chainlink network ? Can you refute this fud ?

>>11715115
Gents.

All that remains is security audits and box ticking. It has to be right first time, no excuses.

MVP before q1 2019 end, maybe sooner, that's all I know.

If Bakkt goes live when promised, you will see links MVP. They are hand in hand.

Price, well.. that's supply and demand.

Personally I'm due a new boat.

t.landlord.

>>11715256
Because sergey realized Holo will make aws obsolete. So chainlink is facked

>>11715281

>>11715322
“Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” - John Adams (2nd president of the United States)

>>11715325
A blockchain project will make aws obselete.kek. Walk me through this one

>>11715318
Hard questions starting to pop up for you to answer and make som relevant responces ? I get it, make some new larps and bullshit sentences and see you in a week.

>>11715339
Not drunkanon. Just a copycat larp

>>11715319
It's not fud, it's literally a fact, but also good because it means there will be more companies interested and spending resources contributing to the code. It's not fud because this doesn't take away traffic from the main net, i.e., anyone using kaleido was never going to use the public chain at least in the short term. Ripple's non XRP business drives a shit ton of hype that benefits the price of the token, chainlink will likely be the same way.

What do you think kaleido is if not a tool for deploying private blockchains? This is just what doesn't make sense to people saying this is fud. There's really no debating this fact.

>>11715343
Yeah, we fucking expelled him with his bullshits AHAHAHA. Such a faggot

>>11714921
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>11715352
Sean Rutledge strikes again

>>11715322
>tfw have my ducks in a row

>>11715365
that guy better hire bodyguards if link moons

i dont want anyone to know i own it

makes you an instantb urglary target

>>11715380
>tfw have my ducks in a circle along with one randomly placed goose

>>11715265
>>11715269
Top keks boys

>>11715322
Can we get that shiny R8 as a proof ?

>>11715465
Yes, in the middle of something though.
Hang fire sir.

OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Sergey
= le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>>11715465

>>11715531
The only Larper I have confidence in is the one that predicted the announcement at Devcon. He has only posted a couple times and stated when others were saying no news November was whacked, he said he "knew" much more was coming out in November and all should sit back and be comfy. Pretty sure he originally gave the November 16 date. Also think he may be related to a member of the team. Has only posted a few times, isn't an attention Larper.

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>>11715365
mfw no face in a tfw post

>>11715737

I unironically created the No News November meme. I only did it because I was autistically worried about what material we'd talk about this month because the conferences were all done. Also I realized I might be able to accumulate cheap in December as well which is cool. Also I wanted others to prove me wrong and show me November would be comfy.

No foolin.

>>11715680
what an ugly model, the station cars and Q series are much cooler imo

looks like an overgrown TT

>>11715090
*schlop* *schlop*

S I L E N T N O T A R Y
YYYYYYEEEEEEAH
ONIONS NOTARY
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>>11715195
>This shit will reach $10,000 easily, mark my words.
The fuck is the FUD? we're going to 100k a coin EASY

8250 cracked. pump inc.

>>11715966
Checked we gonna make it

>>11715966
what if you are fudding aswell and we will easily get to $1m/link soon?

it's happening

>>11715789
Nice Fud, you are not who I referred to. Prove it, what did the Larper say at the end of his post and when did he last post? Timing of it?

>>11716026
>fudding
He said 100k EASY. 10MM OBVIOUSLY IS NEXT

>>11715791
Audi estates – acceptable
Audi Q-series – naff

>>11715791
Untill you ride that baby!
I can only wish for a car like that,
Hope my 50k link stack will get me there

Suppose Link really does go $1000 - how could the economy even support such a transfer of wealth that thousands of people overnight have net worths of $50+ million?

>>11716061
As I thought, lieing fuck.

>>11715078
I think a Karlee Grey braphole partnership would pump the price more

>>11716307
cute

>>11716307
How did the economy support the thousands who got rich with bitcoin

>>11716307
Invest in android waifus, bodypillows and AE86s the market is going to explode.

>>11714894
>How much institutional money will Chainlink see?

Anyone see that green candle? Moved from 8200-8500

>>11715966
tron cryptocurrency will be worth 100k a coin

Interesting

pee pee poo poo

>>11715334
Why do you keep doing this?

>>11715680
Nice ! Any new breadcrumbs for us ?

>>11717355
checked, what is interesting?

>>11715680
What's your Link price prediction

>>11715680
What do you mean bakkt and link are hand in hand ? You must to be kidding right ?

>>11715322
>mvp
most valuable player? I don't understand this acronym or reference.

>>11717751
Bakkt to partner with chainlink. You’ve heard Sergey say they are talking to major big time market providers, exchanges, etc. haven’t you?

>>11715162
All that matters is if they will give a higher roi than chainlink. The answer is likely no

I wish he didn’t leave. I’m debaiting to put every dollar I own into link right now. If mainnet is around the corner I will feel more confident about my decision

>>11717838
maybe just put the amount you can afford to lose?

>>11717852
Thing is man,Like everyone else I need this. I hear you for telling me not to be stupid. It’s even more stupid to believe in anon but there is a feeling in the air. Like the whole trump thing. If it hits and I didn’t go balls deep I’m going to regret it.

>>11717938
i feel you on this dude. i just bought another 20k worth with my cc. 15 month 0%APR

>>11715322
Thanks, bakkt is actually in soft launch mode doors should open in december right?

>>11715026
>>11715077
>>11715093
>>11715115
Didn’t age well
https://youtu.be/0HEyx39Id4s

>>11716307
It won't be overnight. Many People will sell on the way up to $1000

>>11715140
absolute fucking kek, this is very likely spot on accurate.
I think drunkanon is legit, but there are definitely a lot of lucky tards on here who probably do exactly that

>>11717980
that must be an asshole puckering feeling. Best of luck, I don't have the balls to pull a move like that. I hope it works out

>>11717980
If you’re under 30 100% easy call. You got time to make 1 massive financial mistake

>>11716307
are you retarded? there's literal millions of millionaires on earth a couple hundred nobodies suddenly having a couple million does absolutely nothing to the economy

is larping more fun when drunk? asking for a friend