/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11711734
CHAINLINK BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11711734
>3x from a few months ago.
>easiest money in crypto right now
>making loser threads like this instead of buying
I don’t even feel bad for you. With such a low IQ you deserve to be poor.

>>11711734
good post

>dumping

down less than 100 sats. do you even know what a dump is you brainlet?

>>11711760
>>11711766
COPE. What happened to muh singularity?

1 link to make it by 2028

What is link even supposed to do? What problem does it solve? What kind of product/service/utility is it?

Who runs it, and who develops it? Why did it become a meme? Why are you using the cube logo when they're using the generic pic related shit now?

Why do you think link will save you, make you rich, liberate you, cure your impotence, make you attractive to the opposite gender, and reverse your balding?

What am I missing here?

>>11711790
is this the real life?
is this just cat pee?
caught in pajeets thread.
no escape to singularity.

I am financially ruined

>>11711811

I genuinely want to know what link actually is, does, and why it's shilled.

>>11711734
you're in the screencap buddy, see you next year.

Linkies btfo

>>11711821
Read the whitepaper or join the telegram you lazy fuck.

>>11711821
a token that let's you access timestamped APIs with some dubious consensus-validity claims.

>mfw that's literally it

>>11711821
it's a telegram pump&dump scam

>>11711734
Is it wishful thinking to hope there are actual bitter nolinkies on this board?

>>11711821
Read the whitepaper. It's provably trusted inputs and outputs to the world computer(s).

>>11711853
>>11711838

>read the holy bible.

No. Explain your shit to me. If it's so great and makes so much sense, surely you can summarize the greatness in less than 20 words.

Like >>11711841 and >>11711843

But please tell me more. I legit, unironically, want to understand this. Why is a fat russian dressed up like Chris-Chan the god of /biz/? How did this happen? Who shilled it, and why? Do the people working on link, and I say that as I assume it's not just russian Chris-Chan, have any experience with anything?

>>11711745
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
TARGET?
1000 SATS EOY
FUCKING LINKERS BTFO. REMEMBER: IT'S DOWN THE ROAD NOT ACROSS THE STREET FAGGOTS

Fuck, you're all worthless cultists. You're like macfags, or the now long deceased arkies.

I ask you to explain your shitcoin to me, you can't even type out the most basic,101 retard proof caveman concept of what it is, or who's even working on it.

How do you even function on a day to day basis?

>>11711979
It's literally a meme friend. A bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>11711979
>>11711999
Literally this. Don't fall for all the memes. Its just a joke to pass the time during the bear market.

>>11711999

This looks like very stale pasta, but if the cultists have nothing to contribute, I'm gonna have to conclude that the pasta has some truth to it.

I sure hope there isn't a mere 2 dudes working on 'the future of oracles.'

>>11711734
If it literally tanks I’ll be literally shaking
But you can take it to the bank, all the bank I’ll be makin
From stakin my fuckin linkies I was in before rinkby I was in before biz, I’m eternally stinky

>>11711821
I can't wait until you kill yourself because of your laziness when the singularity occurs.

>>11711898

Wassup Sandeep, this is ur Captain speaking.

These tokens allow you to prevent your black neighbour from ravaging ur mothers turd slicer.

...my guess is ur mom is having fun while Shontel is around, because u own no Linkies.

Am i right>?

t. 30k

>>11711821
Nothing. Like so many other shitcoins it's vaporware. It has no working product and never will. Delusional LINKies used to be claiming mainnet in March 2018, now they don't even have a date. Everything LINKies post here is just baseless cope, it's worthless and their money is GONE.

>>11711734
It's 1 cent up from 2 hours ago, what are you smoking.