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I just found out
> My mom is NOT a virgin
> My dad unironically put his peener inside my mom
Wtf frens.

>> No.11708524

>>11708513
Your dad sounds like a chad.

>> No.11708528

>>11708513

High quality business and finance thread!

>> No.11708532

>>11708513
Just wait until you find out about grandma

>> No.11708534

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ6WqS13esc

>> No.11708535
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11708535

i know it's hard but it will be ok fren

>> No.11708542
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11708542

That's degenerate OP

>> No.11708552

call the police

>> No.11708558

>>11708513
you sound like a Trump supporter lol

>> No.11708582
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>>11708513
are you okay, OP?
you should go to your doc for antidepressants and atarax to dampen your sadness, senpai
hopefully, after a few years you can start healing

>> No.11708585

>>11708558
FKING DRUMPF LMAO

>> No.11708587

all moms are anti-virgins anon

>> No.11708593

>>11708532
what about precious granny?

>> No.11708605
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>>11708587
What the actual fuck? I only watch MILF porn because of the pure, virgin moms.

>> No.11708609

>>11708593
Brothels were way more common back then. :)

>> No.11708614
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>>11708532
Are you saying dad did it to grandma too?

>> No.11708625
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>>11708605
moms become moms when they have a baby
if they had a baby that means they had intercourse

>> No.11708639

>>11708528
Fuck off faggot

>> No.11708646

>>11708625
what's are you inferring?
explain your shit theory in detail

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>>11708528

>> No.11708667

>>11708625
Explain the Virgin Mary, checkmate you atheist faggot

>> No.11708670
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11708670

>>11708646

>> No.11708687

>>11708667
One off exception to the rule my Christian brethren
I take offense at being called a faggot. I never once invested in Chainlink

>> No.11708695

>>11708625
Not true if they did anal. She could have had OP and still been a virgin.

>> No.11708697

>>11708639

you first kid

>> No.11708709

>>11708695
baaaaaaam
let's see that fool try to argue that one

>> No.11708714

>>11708513
>dad put his pener inside mom
U sure about that

>> No.11708738

>tfw jesus browses biz

>> No.11708746
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>>11708695
>>11708709
babies cannot be made that way. we might as well face the fact that if they could be, then both of you would be the mother of countless children by now. once you reach the upper echelons of middle school, you will understand

>> No.11708761

>>11708653
IMPURE

>> No.11708768

>>11708746
>both of you would be the mother of countless children by now.
I only had anal sex once to a girl (male) to lose my virginity, so technically I could only have 1 child
I didn't get to stick my penor in the girl, so I know she's not pregnant

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>>11708768

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>>11708625
thers some redpills i wish i culd unswalow

>> No.11708859
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11708859

>>11708835
he looks like a nice dog anon
pic related is mine. ive had him since he was a pup

>> No.11709033

>>11708513
There are surgeries to make a woman a virgin again. Force your mom to undertake one. After that, you could become the first guy who pops the cherry of his own mother.