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11706810 No.11706810 [Reply] [Original]

SIRS PLS DO THE NEEDFUL

>> No.11706822

Press F for CourtesyFlush

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>>11706810
I DO KIND SIR

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>>11706838
thanks to you, sir WE RIDE TO A MOON

>> No.11706857

>>11706810
> Toilet smart contracts
> It’s happening boys
> Link $1000 EOY

>> No.11707011

imagine a world of interconnected smart toilets that automatically payout royalties on every chainlinked flush, you could autonomously pay your water bill per flush down to the minute rate and also autonomously pay royalties to the toilet company for volume.

if your ass has the required funds (biometrically verified with your dna wallet) you could simultaneously unlock the bidet feature on any public toilet, as well as the baby wipes options for the most discerning clientele who wouldnt do something as pedestrian as wipe their own ass.

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>>11707011
Brilliant!

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>>11707533
>mfw I know where this picture was taken

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>>11707634
that is the web3 conference room

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>>11707666
holy shit i need to buy more link