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Where the snek memes?

>>11702151
Breakout imminent. Biz no-xlm nigger fudders on suicide watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 1 stroop to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Stellar wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my XLM)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Stellar wallet.
I came, and transferred 1 stroop to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred 1 stroop to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>11702203
based

>>11702203
This will be all stellar hodlers

im too scared to fomo with this risk of a triple top

I have been waiting to buy the breakout for few days now.

It is totally time, and these faggots didn't want to listen to me. Now don't panic, we still got 50-100% ahead.

XLM broke all resistance, hourly, daily, weekly, monthly. If it can reach 5300 sats, then the game is truly on, and everything points at this happening. It will push BCH out of the top 4, maybe even overtake Ripple.

>>11702151
only holding around 750 xlm. Will i make it?

The next coinbase listing will help get things started.

>>11702310
all stellar holders are going to make it big or small

my mate says stellar can only ever reach max $5....is this true?

>>11702441
Not sure why you think that.

>>11702441
Yes it's built into the code. Being over $5 would defeat the purpose.

>>11702453

thanks for the explanation. I thought the code would prevent it going higher.

i bought at .035 in october and still holding. I kno where im going. I feel bad for anyone who doesnt have stellars : (

>>11702151
Use some XLM to buy the next big thing on the Stellar Network

>>11702453
Not really
Ever since they dropped the 20 lumen wallet requirement to 1 lumen, it won't affect the function of XLM even if we hit $10 per lumen.
If we somehow hit $100, the base lumen requite can be tweaked accordingly.

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>>11702250
you have no idea whats coming for XLM/stellar do you?

>this is the bottom

>>11702203
The year is 2025.

I wake up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two of my wife's mulatto transgendered kids are jumping on the bed. I give 0.0000001 XLM to each of them for their weekly allowance. My wife's son is in the bathroom so I can't shower, but my professor wife (women's studies) catches a glimpse of my Stellar balance in my blockfolio and flashes me a wink.

I leave my reasonable suburban home and get in my 2006 Hyundai. It gets great mileage and has been paid off for 15 years. I drop my wife's kids off at school and head to the office. I work hard for my employer and I value the oppurtunity they provide me in my career. Even though I've made a lot of money from my XLM investment, I still work because I enjoy myself and plan to donate most of my crypto earnings to charities supporting Africa.

After finishing 16 TPS reports and closing nine tickets working an extra 3 hours of unbilled overtime in my cubicle, I hop in the Hyundai. I check my phone. The wife saw XLM up 1.5% this month and got so excited she snapchatted me a naughty picture of her bra strap showing. I blush, and pull onto the freeway. I turn on NPR and settle in for the 3 hour commute home. When I arrive, I see Tyrone, my wife's son's tutor leaving for the day. I wave him goodbye and turn the bronze-encusted knob and go inside. Wife is showering and singing 'the snek is AWAKE' after Tyrone left, so I start washing the dishes and preparing dinner, humming to myself - nice trajectory stellar snake!

>>11702151
So what did we learn from BAT? Should we dump all of our stellar the moment coinbase is even uttered within the coming weeks? I don't want to lose two weeks of gains to another PnD insider move.

>>11702561
BAT has dogshit fundamentals and only a retard would compare the two

XLM will be the only decent coin Coinbase adds since ETH

>>11702567
But fundamentals don't apply to crypto. Chainlink is the best performer of 2018 and it has no future beyond that.

>>11702513
Top fucking Kek


I love /biz/

>>11702590
fundamentals definitely does apply; it explains precisely why LINK is exactly where it is and why it wont go anywhere else

>>11702561
You’re thinking too short term if you’re into xlm for real wealth. The incorporation and innovation are what brings along the maximization of profit; coinbase is a small blip in the big picture.

>>11702679
This. There will no doubt be a hefty amount of PnDers on the announcement however.

>>11702679
Correct, but getting in at $0.26/4100sats vs a post-coinbase dump at $0.13/2000sats literally determines whether or not you make it.

>>11702693
it will NEVER be that low again, family.

>>11702693
Kek, no it wont. You’ve been spending too much time on biz with the linktards.

>>11702513
underated 10/10 comment

Got this recruiter spam in my email. I LOL'd because fuck no am I working for a bullshit crypto company

>>11702203
>After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms.
He strikes again

Looking really good right now. Ascending triangle broken. Next stop is the 4400-4500 sat range.

>>11702746
heh i got hit up by them a couple months ago too

>>11703306

>>11703392
SHOTS FIRED

Well, the XLM/BTC is like the most bullish fucking chart I have ever seen. Its like every possible indicator painted in the most scholary way almost as if it was not real, lol. But the USD valuation of the entire crypto is pushing it down and unfortunately it seems we are far from the bottom.

>>11702513
This is the only post that has ever gotten me to buy in on lumens

Biz will fomo in at 6000 sats. Still probably will make a bit but they will stuff it up like usual.

>>11703420
That 1 month, 3 month, 6 month, AND 1 year chart, it's fucking ascending triangles everywhere. And then this motherfucker plants a huge flagpole on the 3 day chart. God damnit.

>>11702513
>green id
well shit

>>11703631
What are you on about? It’s bullish son

You cunts are talking about technical analysis bullsgit like you know what any of this crap means but it's fucking nothing and it's going to drop back down to 20 cents any fucking time now because crypto is a fucking worthless investment

>>11703681
Watch your mouth poofter.

Xlm maximist here

why crash sirs?

>>11703852

>>11703852
is heir worth a shit?

if your not all in stellar lumens... I mean... Why? u saw the chart right?

i mean come on folks this isnt rocket science

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this is a sure tthing ustupid fucks do u really want to be left behind on the biggest bull run of the fucking yuear get the fuck in here faggots seriously get the FUCK in here.

incase you guys are retarded ass normies which in every case you are the symmetrical triangle has been broken and we are basicalyl at lift off right the fuck now. we arent even on coinbase yet. like hellol fucks buy some fuckn lumen orstay poor faggost

FUCK I WAS GONNA BUY 170K MORE ON MONDAY FUCKING SEPA BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice trajectory stellar snake

i farded shidded n poopded comed outteeddd but where we going it wont mater!!! SHIT UR BRITCHES UR RICH BIATCHEEEE

can anyone name any good dapps running on stellar? why is it valued so high? does anyone actually use it for anything?

>>11704599
you can ask the same about literally every crypto

>>11704599
good question

its the new ico

its not a security

will be used as a staple for many world currencies

will be the world currency

instant
feeless
decentralized
1% inflation per year
if u get enough now 1% a year will buy everything you need for the rest of you and your families lives for geneerations to come

>>11704609
so its a shitcoin. which I knew. but why is worth $5B?

>>11704623
prob blessed by god him self who knows man ur just suppose to buy. Do u wonder why ice cream tastes so good and just stare at it ? or do u dive in and eat it like the fat pleb u r mmmmm ice cream brb

volume is rising, nice trajectory stellar snake

>>11704623
>>11704599
Something something IBM
Something dapps
Transactions
Uhhhh hyperledger (?) or something
IT'S ENDORSED BY IBM OR SOMETHING, IT HAS TO WORK

>>11704599

This is true state of biz we are worse than plebit.....

Nigger asking usefull daps LMFAO

Motherfucker its platform for STO future AND value exchange of EVERYTHING instant and feeless

And he asks about daps lol

>>11702513
kek'd

should i sell njow or when coinbase happens

>>11704715
it is good for distributing free gibs to niggers in africa that is true. thank you for providing the only real response to my question.

>>11704750

Stay poor dumb fuck

Buy some EOS for fast daps lol

Nice trajectory stellar snake

>>11702151
Anybody who didn't see this uptrend plus the massive ascending triangle doesn't deserve these gains. The real questio tho is, is this insider trading before a coinbase announcement? Probably not, but gains are gains.

>>11704809
coinbase announcement should be around the 22th of november. 1/3 chance that it is XLM. Both BAT and ZRX pumped 25% on listing (not counting swings) but BAT started pumping 4 days from the listing for a total of 87%.

So this could very well be the pre pump, as the last listing happened 16 days after the one before.

>>11704750
When snake ends mooning each negro will get exacly 1 xlm from that 25$ airdrop lul

Ok you homos, you gonna sit there and watch, or strap in right now and make some money?

>>11705421
Looks like its correcting. I have 7 btc ready for a good entry. This might not be the real break out, it will happen though in the very near future.