/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ok , now what?

NOW you tell me

>>11700418
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>11700452
Damn, you know your shit. I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

>>11700442

YOU are a MANIAC!!!

>>11700452
FUCK I just bought link how the FUCK do I sell it, I did NOT KNOW that this coin was all a meme!

>>11700452
Don't take financial advice from strangers on the internet anon

>>11700418
>>11700452
You fat, cock sucking pieces of shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is a legit project, out of thousands of crypto projects this 1 and a handful of others actually look good and should take off 1 day with good reason. You honestly think that devs of a $32mil project are concerned with keeping some social media addicted, millennial morons up to date with the latest news from said projects? Because they are not. If you want to keep up to date, ask questions on the slack, follow the github, don't come to a Japanese anime board crying about lack of tweets.

You people think bin laden orchestrated 9/11, you think iraq had weapons of mass destruction, you think north korea and iran are threats to the west and you probably think we've been to the moon and that we live on a fluke ball spinning around the sun at thousands of miles an hour and that the moon is just a lump of rock there by chance that only appears to be the same size and travels similar routes to the sun, because it's exactly the right distance, by coincidence, and our ball earth tilting at exactly the right angle, by coincidence, rotating at exactly the right speed, by coincidence that they just "appear" the same size, travelling the similar routes and the same speed because COINCIDENCE - MUH BIG BANG ALL THE SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE WRONG.
WELL YES THEY CAN. BECAUSE THEY ARE. AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS AT SCHOOL, REPORTERS ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE "TOP SCIENTISTS" HAVE BEEN LIED TO FROM FUCKING BIRTH. ABOUT EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR BEING AND THE VERY NATURE OF REALITY. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE.
CHAINLINK IS THE WAY OUT
GET IN OR GET FUCKED.

>>11700541
“I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” - Thomas Jefferson

>>11701380
>i can't believe it's not margarine.
if you're too poor to differentiate between butter and spread you belong in oven.

>>11700452
This explains the endless shilling and memes. Thank you kind anon!

Buy LINK or get left behind.

>>11701311

glad somebody saved this. it's great fud

I like how LINK threads are nothing but copypasta for and against it

>>11701858
we have evolved beyond discourse

>>11701858
I bet over 50% of it is bots arguing w/ bots.

the absolute STATE of linklets

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two 260-pound men woke me by beating me with socks full of oranges. They threw me a half molded crust of bread as breakfast. My fellow slaves helped my bruised and emaciated form stand, all with tears in their eyes. They winced softly in pain as their destroyed joints creaked and groaned.

I left my 5 meter cell and entered a rusted mine cart (which reeked of urine and sweat, the leavings of some unfortunate soul before me) and another one of my captors was waiting at the control switch. He had been out drinking all night, and was ready to take his hangover out on me with the spiked whip clutched firmly in his right hand. Cackling, he began to furiously wail on me while I cowered and cried for mercy, praying to God that my flesh not tear completely off the bone with each strike. An errant blow connected with the face of the man in an adjacent cart, instantly flaying it and bursting his left eyeball, a thick sanguine mist spraying on me as the man doubled over in pure agony. Our tormentor, irritated by his howling, lowered the whip and rose in its place a small pistol, and he fired indiscriminately at the crowd of shriveled prisoners before him. But suddenly, as if somehow /bored/ of the carnage, the demon ceased his savagery and calmly activated the controls. I was at last whisked away to Sergey's castle.

>>11702024

On arrival I moved the dead bodies of my comrades out of the way, and they rolled into the nearby ditch with a disgusting sloughing sound, where they would lie until consumed by the packs of rabid dogs that roamed nightly. When I got out of the cart I was assaulted by three of Sergey's Praetorian Guardsmen. They overwhelmed me, screaming "LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING LINKIE, A FOOL WHO WILLINGLY GAVE HIS MONEY TO MASTER SERGEY!" They beat me within an inch of my life, leaving only after I gave each assurances that they could take turns with my wife (whom I had not seen in over three years regardless). I dragged myself away, and they shoved me one last time into the mud while laughing.

After scanning the barcode on my forehead and gaining access to Sergey's palatial compound, I started cleaning the lavatories as was my daily duty, but was startled by the loudspeaker blaring my name. It was a summons by Sergey. My heart sank after hearing his voice. Sergey needed me to sacrifice both lungs and my liver, organs he'd incorporate into his undying new eldritch form. With no other choice, and so that humanity may one day complete its grand blockchain-agnostic oracle, I acquiesced to his demand.

>>11700418
>coin
Kys my man

>>11700452
oh good lord!!

>>11701797
Holy shit

It's not a coin, so I won't.