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LINK MARINES Assemble!

Brigadier General Asher Bryan reporting in. To reduce and centralize the number of LINK threads on /biz/. We will hodl the line and defend against the FUD with unshaken faith

To those new, here is the circulating LINK Marine RANK structure.

- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

Promotions are abound, what will you tell your grandchildren about serving on the Stronghold of /biz/?

>> No.11698841 [DELETED] 

>>11698834
>the biggest cock on /biz
>tfw biggest LINK stack on /biz
>the highest IQ on /biz
You're like ants to me

>> No.11698888

Sergeant first class reporting in for duty, will be ranked up to master sergeant in a week. Im almost at 10k boys almost there

>> No.11698901
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Give me your honest estimate for the price EOY 2019

>> No.11698903

>>11698901
$1-$2

>> No.11698911

>>11698901
This is a rank thread not a price thread

>> No.11698916

>>11698901
22 cents.digits confirm

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>>11698834
cringy shit like this is the only thing that makes me doubt link baka

>> No.11698932

>>11698920
I see it as a deticated community, who else is going to be running the nodes? We are you prideless jew

>> No.11698961
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>>11698834
Sergeant Major Markov Chain reporting in. All's good on the meme front.

>>11698888
Checked, good work and keep accumulating marine.

>>11698901
$1000 EOY faggot. Get with the program.

>>11698920
>cringy shit
>frog poster
Wake up, you're no different than us. (...you're in one)

>> No.11698984

>>11698834
Those that "really" understand LINK don't support "centralized" threads

>> No.11699093
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link generals are boring
spontaneous threads are where its at

>> No.11699110

>>11698834
this thread is cringe and blue pilled

>> No.11699116
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>>11698834
>To reduce and centralize the number of LINK threads on /biz/
NoLinker infiltrator spotted. be gone, satan

>> No.11699118

>>11698901
370$

>> No.11699119

Captain reporting in

>> No.11699130

Sgt. Major Chink Lien Ku reporting in

77777777
Love you stinkies

>> No.11699150

>>11698834
>Redditors hear about /biz scam project
>redditors flow into biz to figure out the actual reality
>redditors see us shilling it positively
>redditors think we know they are here and still dont buy
This is harder to fix than you think, TigerMommy. Study the flow of information to The_Donald during the elections. I will help in whatever way you see fit, but the importance of cooperation needs to be emphasized in a certain way for this to work. I suggest a heavily upvoted 'confession' post from a biz anon on /r/cryptocurrency. The timing needs to be right though. Have it happen just before the next big announcement.

>> No.11699159

General reporting in - 1m link
>proud as fuck

>> No.11699176

Captain reporting in.

>> No.11699180

Captain here, hoping for promotion to Major before the singularity.

7777777

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>>11699093
Us OG linksters know tha deal. We drankin, we snortin, we fuddin. These youngbloods need to know.

>> No.11699242

>>11699191
Forgot to say rank. Technically Sergeant Major but have been dishonorably discharged for unnecessary fud.

>> No.11699255

>>11699242
There is no unnecessary fud

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>>11698834
colonel reporting in, how fucking deluded am i at this point. 50 thousand fucking dollars in a russian philosphy degree
>we're all gonna make it, seriously

>> No.11699473

>>11699191
Yo you know nigger

>> No.11699479

>>11698834
tfw Colonel

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>>11699191

>> No.11699494

Lieutenant General reporting in.

>> No.11699609

>>11698834
Second leiutenant here. I know nothing about the military ...what does the cutoff below my rank mean??