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>female boss says something to you
>start laughing and walk away

>> No.11685120

>>11685107
>things that never happened

>> No.11685131
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11685131

>>11685107
>don't show up to work
>call a few days later saying I quit

>> No.11685139

>>11685120
You mean
>things that never happen if you're a cuck.

>> No.11685146
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11685146

>boss tells me if I don't want to do overtime I can quit
>quit

>> No.11685163
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11685163

>post frogs on /biz/ to feel better about being a loser

/thread

>> No.11685169

>>11685107
>>11685120
>>11685131
>>11685146
>>11685163
When will I make it bros?

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>>11685163
Don't forget to show up early tommorow wagie. Remember, Mr. Longnoseburg wants the new Lamborghini.

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11685642

>at work
>accidently do ketamine
>boss has to fire me even though she doesnt want to

>> No.11685661

females do not work in management, trust me my dads a ceo.

>> No.11685974
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11685974

>Tfw due to the federal reserve and the jews meets unironically contribute more to humanity than wagecucks

Plz God crypto save us sorry souls

>> No.11685984

>>11685642
>>11685642
how did you accidentally do ketamine

>> No.11685990

>>11685984
trip fall and land in a pile of random drugs

>> No.11686014
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11686014

>Female boss says I can't use phone at work
>Say sorry I'm placing a bid on a house for my client

And that's how my realtor career got off the ground

>> No.11686035

>>11685107
same

>> No.11686333

>Sleep with female manager
>She leaves the company and hires me on at the new place with a sweet role and great money

You're all doing it wrong.

>> No.11686432

>impregnate asian female boss
>no problem anon I'm getting an abortion
>she carries child to term and gives birth
>SWEATING bullets every single day waiting for her to demand child support
>start fucking her again
>she demands that I cum inside of her
>do it because worried about my job and child support and don't want to piss her off
>see pregnancy tests in her medicine cabinet

What is happening help me

>> No.11686442

>>11686432
hahahahahahahah fuck me is this pasta? cumming in a tiger mommy sounds pretty good desu

>> No.11686545

>>11685984
I worked at a bar/club, i was pretty drunk at the time and some guy offered me some ketamine. For some reason i just did it right there on the spot, i dont even do drugs usually

>> No.11686549

>>11685163
>Doesn't post tits

gtfo

>> No.11686558

>>11685984
I did it by accident.

Thought it was cocaine.

>> No.11686575

>>11685107
>female boss
Working with women...Sorry Anon, your life must be shite!

>> No.11686585

>>11686432
I'm banging an older korean lady. Kinda wanna do this desu

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>>11685131
comfy

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11686613

>get high on lunch break
>flirt with female customers in front of gay manager

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11686617

>female boss calls a meeting
>she says we didn’t meet our targets last month
>i tell her she’s being overly emotional and too opinionated
>everyone agrees and breaks out in applause

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11686733

>>11685107
>do ketamine and watch naruto all day
>work slow
>end of the week boss tells me I do good
I'm hired as a trainee but I'm low-key qualified for the job

>> No.11686758

My female boss is actually pretty cool. She is fat and really manly. Se sometimes talk about books.