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Assblaster made his first appearance exactly 365 days ago !!! To celebrate his attention seeking for us, autistic neets of 4chan, The International Federation of Film Critics Forum, i have put together his posts so we can remember his majestic larps and get comfy for another year of CHAINLINK blessings and gains.Thank you for your service Assblaster !

KEK, BLESS YOUR DIGITS, BLESS LARPS, BLESS INSIDERS, BLESS LINK MARINES, FORGIVE FUDDERS, FUCK NOLINKERS, AND BLESS OUR PATH TOWARDS THE SINGULARITY ! BECAUSE WE WILL MAKE IT !!

-7777777

>> No.11680056

>ASSBLASTER FIRST POST - 11/08/17
https://yuki.la/biz/4246712

>ASSBLASTER 2 - 12/06/17
https://yuki.la/biz/4801212

>ASSBLASTER 3 - 12/10/17
https://yuki.la/biz/4940260

>ASSBLASTER 4 - 12/13/17
https://yuki.la/biz/5013990

>ASSBLASTER 5 - 01/06/18
https://yuki.la/biz/5989877

>ASSBLASTER 6 - 01/12/18
https://yuki.la/biz/6350294

>ASSBLASTER 7 - 01/17/18
https://yuki.la/biz/6560973

>ASSBLASTER 8 - 02/12/18
https://yuki.la/biz/7569209

>ASSBLASTER 9 - 02/17/18
https://yuki.la/biz/7736231

>> No.11680070

Bless ab

>> No.11680071
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God bless ass blaster, the original link prophet

>> No.11680101

Toasting in ebic bred

>> No.11680120
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Toasting

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>>11680056
Hello LINKMARINES

This may be a kind of a weird post here, but I think that if anyone can help me, it is you guys.

I am an entomologist, and I need a reliable way to make beetle cards, just like the one pictured here. These cards are used to mount really small specimens, and are used in three sizes, ranging from 5x9mm to 10x20mm.

I thought about using punches or paper cutting dies, but they can't be made with these little round corners. My currently idea is to cut it with a guillotine, but I have not found a way to round these corners (radius of around 0.5mm).

Can you guys help me?

Thank you very much, and sorry for ibeing kinda off-topic.

>> No.11680126

Wanna post in this soon to be 300+ thread.

>> No.11680141
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Oh how far we have come

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>getting comfy feels in this thread

>> No.11680176

Test frens

>> No.11680186

does anyone have the ass signal? bother the link cube version and the ass version?

>> No.11680187

>>11680047
Test playa !

>> No.11680189
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Toasting in epic bread

>> No.11680200

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

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>> No.11680205

The memories, the feelings

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>>11680200
You are a MANIAC!

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>> No.11680225

so, anon, how did you acquire such a fortune?
I was browsing a mongolian basket weaving forum and....

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Assblaster, may he rest in peace.

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>>11680047
I should be celebrating. Why am I so sad?

>> No.11680456

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.11680464

Does anyone know who is? any clues?

>> No.11680501
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1000 Suicides eoy

>> No.11680502

What happened to him? Where did he go? What if he is Kevin Murcko?

>> No.11680503

can't believe Linkies still suck this larpers dick after he dumped on everyone and disappeared

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>>11680056
What de fug?

Cant read assmaster's posts

>> No.11680547
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Based AB

We’ve come far fren, hope you are doing well.

>> No.11680553

>>11680516
same issue

>> No.11680592

>>11680516
DONT PRESS THAT LINK ALL MY LINKIES ARE GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11680594
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>>11680186
this one?

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>>11680186
>>11680594
and this

>> No.11680618

>>11680601
Best meme fren, praise AB

>> No.11680636

I remember buying 5k of link just because of that first thread. Then after the second, I bought 3k more. Reached 10k after the third thread. Since Then, I've just been accumulating. Im up to 27k and im addicted to buying link.

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We are all AB

>> No.11680724

>>11680594
>>11680601
yes thank you anon

>> No.11680749
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I started browsing biz in January and never really looked into LINK since there weren't as many threads about it back then. It was more about different shitcoins that were mooning. Then in February when shit hit the fan I started seeing more Chainlink threads. Didn't actually see AB, but I saw a lot of screenshots of AB's posts/replies. It really opened my mind about Chainlink and smart contracts in general.

Thank you AB

>> No.11680921

>>11680749
>or perhaps don't care about (who would believe 4chan)

>> No.11681062

>>11680516
>>11680553
Go find it on warosu with the post number then

>> No.11681105

>>11680047
Assblaster was the best part of this board, dude absolutely was connected and some dickheads on here messed up our access to info. Hope you jerkoffs responsible for that end up poor, you deserve it. As for AB, miss you bro, hope you return some day soon.

>> No.11681125

>>11681105
Ah yes, doxxing some random guy drove him away and not the fact that he unloaded his bags at an ath

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>>11680141
I know, right?

>> No.11681164

>>11681062
>4246712
are u a god?

>> No.11681178

>>11680219
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>> No.11681201

>>11680047
rip buttripper

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we are all AB, he said so himself

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Thank you Assblaster for showing me the light

>> No.11681305

i don’t think /biz/ talks about digital ASSet BLythe mASTERs enough. i got unironic chills the first time i saw it.

>> No.11681435

Thanks guys. Big news coming within the next 3 weeks.

>> No.11681654

Looks like you autists crashed yuki.la. Well done

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>>11680601
Anon delivered
>Super comfy

>> No.11682410

Bump

>> No.11682498

>>11681435
Is this assblaster real trip code?

>> No.11682539

>>11682498
Nope

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>I would be extremely surprised if the price is below $3 in May 2018.

>I would be extremely surprised if the price is below $3 in May 2018.

>I would be extremely surprised if the price is below $3 in May 2018.

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>>11680047

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I fucking hate you faggots give me my money back

Chain link is a scam

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>>11680056
Is this really all of them?

>> No.11682853

I was here

>> No.11682942

>>11681435

I would be very surprised, if nothings happen in 3 months and we don't reach to $3333!

>> No.11683013

>>11680047
welp. that's another year in which i did nothing with my life

>> No.11683046

>>11682654

Nice try but technically he never said 2018.

>> No.11683145

>>11680123

Go to a printing shop, order them precut on bulk. Done.