/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11673646

>>11673646

>>11673659
fuckin black card

forgot about this one

>>11673646
What did you just say? I can't hear you over the flushing noises

*FLUSH NOISES*

>>11673646

>>11673646
Has anyone got the Nail Salon?

They're gonna shill link to you when next p&d session will come so you can buy the top (again) because of your own memes. Congrats on this, seriously.

Oldest I have

KEK

>>11674005

>>11673646

>>11674382
have we had any updates on jailbro since he got out?

I know he had one final one but I wanna know what he's up to now.

>>11674404
He's paying fines and did some community service if I recall. Worst of all though, he bought FUN at like 10 cents...

>>11674153

>>11674468
stop. posting. memes. of. spongebob. in. chain. link. threads.

>>11673646
Name a more iconic trio.

>>11674279
I made this one. kek.

>>11674710
Nice, it's one of my favorites. Should get even better with time too!

>>11674030
kek this got me

>>11674639
The Jackson 5

Not old but is the first one I saved.

Surprised I'm the first to post this. There really aren't much of us still sticking around here are there

>>11674993

Oh wow, all those shitcoins are down 99%.

>>11674345
My personal favorite

Anyone got the pasta about Alice Blaster and Jason Parser?

>>11675889
Thank you
Took a while to make it

sorry most of these are from last november/december, hope that's old enough. sergey and chainlink encouraged me to start drawing and posting oc, so thanks sergey

>>11674383
oldest in this thread so far, also my first

>>11673659
>>11673667
Story?

I bought on etherdelta as soon as it was possible, but never heard about blackcard

>>11674383
oldest meme in thread.
this one isn't much younger

>>11676034
Wow this one must be like October 2017
It even predates the ancient $1000 EOY memes

>>11674993
fucking kino

>>11673646

Where is Assblaster? Where...in the world...is Assblaster? Come back Assblaster, please, I miss you.

Come here, Assblaster! Come here, boy! Assblaaaaaaaaaster, come here boy!

Sibos was hilarious when biz spotted an abo in the room lmao

Anybody got the Original Link Marine tanks and any of COL Damu's, LTC Aleron's, and Captain Dan's memes?

Anyone got more sad apu LINK memes?

>>11677226

>>11677181
thx for saving that

heres the newer version

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women i met at the bar woke me by sucking my c***. I gave 0.000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three teens also from helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my LINK wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK node) and Taylor Swift was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my d*** while I squeezed her t*** and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the b**** off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six kick-star girls lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my c*** came within five inches of her p****, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred 0.000001 LINK to each of the women.

>>11677555

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen camgirls. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. Taylor in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred 0.000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

As I stepped inside the bright light came crashing over me as the VR headset I was wearing was taken off. The Game Room operator informed me my time was up. I paid him the 0.002 Bitbean for the ChainLink Experience for what it would have been like if Sergey didn't exit scam. As I left I heard the owner of the store chuckling to himself and informing his employee that I'd probably be back. I stepped out into the rain and looked at the LED lit skyline and wished things would have been different.

>>11673646
Its sad how much better the toilet memes are than the ones that get posted now.

>>11677561
>I paid him the 0.002 Bitbean for the ChainLink Experience for what it would have been like if Sergey didn't exit scam.
10/10

>>11674555
where is this? its cheap af

Right after SIBOS, over a year ago.

>>11673646

Does anyone have the webm of dog turning it's nose up at the old link cube?

>>11677728
Ridiculous

THe best right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

>>11673646
Kek

uglylink

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>>11678812
is that eminem?

>>11674382
I used to be in the Marines. This looks exactly like a Marine brig. He could be an MP larping.

>>11678862
yea

>>11674404
I used to be a marine, this looks exactly like a Marine Brig. He is most likely an MP larping.

>>11674993
/r another american psycho link webm

why is link good and how do i buy it

>>11679167
Sauce pleaseeeee

>>11673646
this is the oldest one I have on this pc, circa SIBOS 2017

I N D U S T R Y S T A N D A R D
N ovember of reckoning
D ucks in a row?
U niversal Standard
S ingularity approaching
T omas
R ory
Y ear of end 1000
S trap in boys
T ick tock
A ll in
N azarov
D imitri
A delyn
R eputation
D eath to NoLinkers

Sergey is dead fud...Pre-sibos 2017

>>11679033
Pls

>>11674005
Is the original pic from the thread where the guy had his cell phone is jail and was trying to trade FUN to bail himself out? That was a legendary thread

>>11673646

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o5o2m6Stg

for anon's work epicness
thank you all link marines

>>11679167
Hory shet them spider veins.

Anyone still got the printable & foldable LINK cube?

>>11679437
Here you go, Marine.

>>11679437

>>11679463
Thank you, noble anon.

Looking for the Sergey as Superman and the SWIFT ICBM

>>11677561
I didn't ask for these feels.

rare

>>11673646
Tjis one still fucks me up, only og stink fags will get this

>>11676010
Chinese whale larp pretending to accumulate stink link

>>11679641
This face needs a "if only you knew how bad things really are"

>>11674005
>>11674404
Jailbro reporting in. Lurking from work. Still doing ok, bros. Nothing new to report. Waiting to decide if I want to buy more link at these prices or wait to see if thing fall over the next few months. Market feels like it is coming back alive. Good luck fellas.

>>11679424
I made this one. I have a few more from 2017 that haven't been posted yet. I'll upload in a bit

>>11676662
Lol

>>11680565

I safely have some disposable income, and want to buy into link! To my understanding I need to get an online wallet for crypto, buy a currency and trade it in for link. I haven't done this before so if someone could tell me if this is right I'd appreciate it. What sites should I use? What wallets are good / legit? Thanks.

>>11674993

those random images popping up at the end with the chainlink card

fuckin lost

>>11680114
Did you make it?

>>11678864
It's a dude that got jailed

>>11679424

>>11678703
3rd oldest meme in thread

>>11679409
>>11679350
also pretty old

>>11679424
absolute evergreen

>>11679636


a few guys from pre-sibos still here. bear in mind that some of us have only been eating oatmeal since then.
most of the rest is 2018 shit. pic related is pretty old but I still got some from september

>>11673646

This one didn't age too well, I should have put 2019

>>11680957

Contributing

One Chain to rule them all, One Chain to find them,
One Chain to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Sergey's where the neets lie.

>>11679367
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>>11680954

Wow that sounds really complicated and NOT user friendly my fellow 4 channer.

I can see why mainstream adoption is so far away. Its like using the internet without Microsoft edge, it's going to need to improve leaps and bounds before I even consider buying any digital cash coins.

I'm the kind of investor who can usually spot an emerging trend from miles away and have been very successful. I can safely say internet digital cash/coins are not ready to be taken seriously by businesses or any serious investors worth their salt.

Anyone has the "sergey tearing paper/magazines" pasta? It's a pretty fresh one.

>>11680730
>go to myetherwallet
>write down your private key and keep it secure
>make coinbase account and deposit your dollars in your coinbase account (can take a couple days)
>buy Ethereum
>make binance account
>send ethereum from coonbase to binance
>buy chainlink on binance
>move chainlink from exchange to the wallet you created in the first step
>when you want to sell move LINK back to exchange

> tfw none of these memes are urs
fok, i guess im a shitty memer
anb remembers a medieval miniature meme, no?

>>11681322
At one point the Oraclize guy called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we never saw his facial expressions, but the jerking of his arms and jiggling of his head as he ripped the magazines suggested he was apoplectic with rage. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Oraclize in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after the Oraclize guy left due to being frustrated from the harsh btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this time, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his mouth with his hand, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

i just want to get out of debt i am but a link particle

i believe it's coming this year

anything is good and I plan to hold 26 forever

one day i'd like to have my ideal life

i just bought 50€ worth of chainlink, how memed was i?

also any beginner tips? have been watching cryptos for a couple of years but since the boom and fall i avoided them

>>11682345
50$ will get you at least to $5000 in a year

>>11682345
Some of us like to have more LINK. Anon over there has 25k LINK. And that anon has 14k. Im personally in for like 15k and im good with that but i can always have more. So we arent telling you that you have to get more LINK but some of us just like more than 100.

>>11682477
yeah i'm thinking of buying more, just don't wanna rush things in the start. I'm looking at BAT aswell, what are /biz/ thoughts on that?

So I still can't tell whether Link is a meme or not.
I'm leaning on it not being a meme. FUCK YOU you're all using reverse psychology to make me think that it's not a meme so that I actually think that it's a meme.
I'm not falling for it. I'm spending my whole life savings of 75k on it right fucking now

>>11682559
Is it reverse psychology or is it the double bluff

>>11682559
Dont not buy link

>>11682559
if you're srs: if the memes are true and link is going to $1k you dont need to put 75k, around 10k is enough. So when it turns out it was another shitcoin you only lose 10k.
If it turns out it was legit, you will sell too early if you put 75k now because a simple 10x will leave you close to 1MM

>>11682765
This.

>>11681260
lmao
classic

>>11674468
kek someone change spongebob's flesh into the chainlink colors, and make his suit a compressed version of the link cube.