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>The year is 2025
>Head to the Lamborghini dealership
>"The new 2025 Millennio, nice. I'll take it".
>"Very good, sir." The salesman replies. "That will be 1 ARK or 1 million USD, sir."
>The dealership, like all other businesses in the world, was managed by push-button deployable blockchain technology developed by ARK years ago.
>I open my ARK mobile wallet and make the transfer (after all these years, still the best wallet in crypto)
>The salesmanlooks ecstatic, but I can't help but to ask him something.
>"Didn't you realize how important this technology would become?"
>"W-what do you mean, sir?" he replies
>"I mean, didn't you realize how important blockchain technology would become and that ease of use through push-button deployable blockchains would be the most important factor in actually implementing it?"
>"N-no sir, I'm sorry sir...."
>Of course he didn't. Otherwise he wouldn't be working here, I thought to myself with a smug grin on my face.
>As I drive off to my estate to get back to my harem of beautiful models, I think for a second about "what if?"
>What would my life be like if I wasn't earning millions every day simply by staking my ARK?
>What if I never had that "aha" moment all those years ago and went all in?

>> No.11678832

>>11678824
shut the fuck up dorff

>> No.11678839

>>11678824
The absolute state of deluded arkies

>> No.11679049

You spelt LINK wrong

>> No.11679107

What happens when you drive this shitbox up a 1 percent graded hill or there is a pebble on the road surface?

>> No.11679143

>>11678824
You forgot other payment options

>"Very good, sir." The salesman replies. "That will be 0,000001 LINK, 1 ARK, 1 million USD or 86,712,634,466 VET, sir."

>> No.11679187

>>11679143
You are a cheeky cunt, mate. You're fucking lucky I don't know where you live because I would seriously fuck you up in real life. Sunny is the best CEO in the blockchain space and you faggots are going to be SEETHING when VET takes over the number one spot from bitcoin. VET hasn't been around nearly as long as LINK or ARK yet it's still performing way better than either of them are you stupid faggot. VET has institutional partners forming a line around the fucking block. What do LINK or ARK have? Some pussy ass partnerships with no-name crytpos? VET is working with the biggest names in supply chain. Keep fudding you dumb faggot. I'll be laughing at you from my yacht. eat shit and die.

>> No.11679207

One single bump on the road and the car is gone.

>> No.11679245
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>>11679187
This can't be real.

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>>11679143

>> No.11679830

>>11679143
...and ark shilling thread gets derailed into link one.

>> No.11680475

>>11678824
35 eoy 2019 and you know its true :^)

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>>11678824
if this hideous hot wheels rip off becomes an actual drivable car, there's no hope