/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11633233
Get a PO box

>>11633233
Buy a lawn mower and mow lawns for 50 bucks a pop.
(the male version of sucking dick for money)

>>11633249
No lawns over here, sadly

>>11633233
you need to find one of those old gals over 35 that couldn't get a man and sweet talk her letting you stay with her in exchange to regular porking.

>>11633233

keep using your old address.

Crash at a friends place or live with your parents untill you collect enough kapital to invest into something and actually have enough money to live by yourself.

Or untill you get a good paying job, but you will be wasting most of the paycheck on housing.

>>11633354
I have to prove i live there and the mail will just get burnt by my parents

>>11633361
>friends
Not an option, sadly
>Parents
They kicked me out

Find out who your real friends are by asking if they can help you

>>11633233
you could become a digital nomad it's kind of a fad nowadays nobody calls them bums.

>>11633496
of course that needs applicable cs skills you can sell online or money you can daytrade with.

>>11633376
kek, why are you being kicked out by your parents, anon?

Let me guess OP your parents are white Boomers who got it easy and expect you no less than you own house by 21

>>11633233
If you kill everyone you get to stay.

>>11633605

one way or another you get a roof over your head

>>11633720
Exactly, it's win-win.

>>11633533
Had a fallout with one of my parents

>>11633592
They didn't have it easy, but they want me to pay their rent. I'm a student, i have to take care of a lot of shit. It's not easy to maintain a job while doing all of this

>>11633233
drink water

>>11633233
What the fuck is wrong with your leg anon

>>11634022
Just a lil cramp (;

>>11633233
homeless prevention course of actions:

>rent a ROOM at a residential house, use craigslist for this
>donate blood plasma using your new address 2 times a week
>search for any job during this time
>get on food stamps
>after landing the job - put $300/mo into buying ChainLINK
>keep doing this for as long as possible

congratz, you went from being homeless to a millionaire in just 3 years. arent you glad 4chan exists now?

>>11633233
>>11634050
post feet

>>11634151
>donate blood plasma using your new address 2 times a week
impossible you can only do it like 5 times a year tops and needs months between them.

>>11634151
We are not allowed to sell/but bloodplasma over here. What's chainLINK anyway? Everyone is so hyped over it

>>11634393
Wtf kind of bait is this?

Go to a police station or a similar public service institution and ask about how to get a job without an address. Ask where you can get help as a homeless person. Good luck.

>>11633249
>the male version of sucking dick for money
"no"

>>11634393
It ls a scam or the greatest thing ever.
Even if it's just a meme, it's probably going to catch up with the hype and make us rich.

>>11634465
Alright, thanks for the usefull info. I hope they can do something for me. Otherwise i'm probably just going to steal stuff or die.

>>11634022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kN2uofEz0

>>11634353
The maximum number of times you can do it per federal regulation is twice per week, nigger
I've actually done it before, and it's twice per week in the US

>>11634393
investing in ChainLINK right now is like investing in BTC and ETH when they first came out. its the smartest investment decision on the market right now. take out a loan if you have to but you need at least 1k LINK so you dont kill yourself in the future for not owning at least some.

>>11634353
twice a week is legally allowed in the USA
i did this shit in college twice a week and especially on fridays because i'd drink beer afterwards - after donating plasma literally 4 12oz beers will get you pretty drunk. shit is a real beer saver.

>>11635065
From an investment perspective, I think LINK is much better. It has a much broader use case, and offers the advantage of passive income from staking, which reduces the incentive to sell too early.

>>11634828
how much do you get for it? here it's $2 and you definitely can't do two a week.

>>11635244
I had a hobo friend in your state I helped out. He made $30 - $50 twice a week from donating plasma at CSL.
Donating blood is different & you only get a donut if you're lucky.
It's kind of a process, but as long as you don't have aids or help you can do it twice a week.

>>11635065
I got no money nigga

>>11633233
Photoshop any address you want into a friends bill and you can use that address as your own. I did it when I needed a new license and had no address it works

>>11633233
Surrender yourself to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior

>>11633249
no its not. hardworking farmers and factory workers do landscaping faggot.

>>11635707
Photoshop, how. My phone is all i got and where am i supposed to get his bills from

>>11634735
jesus christ. eat some bananas, bro

I don't think i'm going to get this B R E A D. Police station is my only hope