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11611833 No.11611833 [Reply] [Original]

Is a vasectomy a good investment? I hear they can be reversed later. I've been hooking up now and again but it would ruin all my gains if I have to pay for a kid.

But I still need to bust a nut daily to prevent ball bloating. This procedure looks like it might prevent pressure relief. So maybe not a good investment?

What my biz bros think?

>> No.11611839

>>11611833
Haha u r a fag OP!!! A fag!
> F A G
> A
> G

>> No.11611843

Sometimes reversing don't work so if you do it get some sperm frozen just incase

>> No.11611845

>>11611833
Fuck them in the ass..Problem solved.

>> No.11611851

Just wait one more year and get Vaselgil..way cheaper, reversible, and 100% effective for 5 years. It will cost $20. It would have come out years ago but the assholes who regulate everything made them jump through a fuck ton of hoops.

>> No.11611853

This post is gay af brah get dem nuts outta my face

>> No.11611859

>>11611845

dribble down. Still risky

>> No.11611860

>>11611843
Unless you're Brad Pitt or someone with very good genes is not worth it
OP is probably some ugly incel no one cares about his genes lol

>> No.11611861

>>11611851
VasalgelTM is a long-acting, nonhormonal contraceptive with a significant advantage over vasectomy: it is likely to be more reversible. The procedure is similar to a no-scalpel vasectomy, except a gel is injected into the vas deferens (the tube the sperm swim through), rather than cutting the vas (as is done in vasectomy). If a man wishes to restore flow of sperm, whether after months or years, the polymer is flushed out of the vas with another injection.

>> No.11611880

>>11611861
This looks promising

>> No.11611881

>>11611861
That is pretty cool

>> No.11611955

>>11611861
Vasalgel is the future of nutting.

>> No.11612093
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>>11611861
>>11611880
>>11611881
>>11611955
Indians invented it. Make sure to thank your based brahmin brethren and sisters as you shove the gel into your dick.

>> No.11612129

>>11611833
not smart, it decreases your testosterone levels make you more effeminate over time also like 60% develops chronic testicular pain. look this shit up the side-effects are crazy from such a small surgery...

>> No.11612133

"XXL" store condoms like magnum, trojan and so on cap at 54cm width which is too small (tight) for 50% of men
do you have actual experience with properly sized condoms before you want to go through an invasive procedure that might ruin your ability to procreate?
many americans are fucked either way because of their mutilated dicks, but for intact men the difference in sensation is negligible if the condom used is of proper size

>> No.11612143

>>11611851
i wonder if the body starts to produce antibodies to sperm with the gel too. vasectomy is not reversible because aside from reconnecting the pipes which is doable you are already sterile.

>> No.11612167

So this is what it's like to be surrounded by retards...

>> No.11612169

>>11611833
Yes, please don't reproduce. Women love men who can't make babies.

>> No.11612187

>>11611833
>ball bloating
>pressure relief
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.11612233

>>11611833
OP, don't do it, pee is stored in the balls and if your cut the tubes you will have trouble peeing
t. Doctor

>> No.11612268

>>11611861
>Can I invest in Vasalgel?
>Vasalgel is being developed as a social venture—designed to make enough profit to be financially sustainable, but with the primary goal to make an affordable, effective male contraceptive widely available. So there’s no opportunity for getting rich quick.

Shit. What an investment this would have made.

>> No.11612283

>>11612268
KEK thought about the same

>> No.11612295

>>11612283
you can make a clinic that puts the gel in place and scalp the motherfuckers there with a cheap product made in india.

>> No.11612342

>>11611833
>giving up facials

>> No.11612358

>>11612268
You will probably get airdropped XLM for having Vasalgel injected.

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>>11611833
Don’t get one with the intention of reversal, sometimes it’s not possible.

Otherwise, best investment ever! Dropping worry-free loads right and left into any girl who will let you. Have money, look betabux, never mention your vasectomy. Win!

>> No.11613371

Can't any of you guys just get your nutt off without doing creepy and questionable things to your innard tubes?
It's not that hard, c'mon

>> No.11613483

>>11611833
never understood why any man would do this. keep your balls intact, keep your foreskin intact, keep your dignity INTACT

>> No.11613552

>>11613483
i agree, but some people after their 4th kid just had enough. so there is a legit market for it.

>> No.11613558

Why will anyone do it? so dumb

>> No.11613610

>>11613552
can confirm, had mine after kid #4.

>> No.11613969

shit hurts.

>> No.11614019

>>11611851
idk a vasectomy is already pretty cheap

>> No.11614134

>>11613969
can confirm this too.

>> No.11614175

>>11613260
>>11611833
I dont think you can bust a nut if there are no nuts in thr game...

>> No.11614187

>>11611833
No. Look at negative side effects and possible complications

>> No.11614188

>>11613610
How about wamen snips its shit? Cucks keep castrating yourselfs.

>> No.11614211

Only Chads need to worry about vasectomies. Only Chads are sexually active. Ergo, incels (non-Chads) don't need vasectomies.

>> No.11614213

I had one done in February. Pain can linger for a while. I still have some occasional pain, just mild soreness. You still blow loads, and I've found mine is a little more watery after getting it. I encourage everyone considering it to really do their research. Overall I'm happy with it, and it's normal to still have unpleasant sensations for a year or two but the peace of mind can't be overstated.

>> No.11614374

>>11611833
if you do this you are a litteral fucking retard.
who the fuck mutilates the natural state of his body? lmao.

>> No.11614390

>>11614213
where exactly is the pain? your balls??

i was considering one but i dont want lifetime ball pain...

>> No.11614403

>>11611833
According to this vid they can be reversed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGgV-2JNnM

>> No.11614445

>Voluntarily castrating yourself

based millenial

>> No.11614728

>>11611833
voluntary becoming sterile

not gonna make it

>> No.11614751

>>11613552
>>11613610
Why cant you just control, or just masturbate. Its not that difficult. these medical procedures are totally not needed

>> No.11615034

>>11614751
i presume it's best suited to marital life. you don't want to preggo up the wife again but can't go back to condom sex. no sex kills the relationship. it's a bigger surgery for women. those might be the reasons. i wouldn't do it because the side effects are too awful. but if there would be none i would think about it.

>> No.11616027

>>11611833
These days you can take sperm directly from the testis, so you won't be completely sterile. But >>11614213 is what worries me

>> No.11616054

>>11616027
yeah lifelong testicular pain in over 60% of the cases is not convincing.

>> No.11616076

>>11615034
arguably the opposite, tying tubes prevents 1 egg a month from passing through, a vasectomy is stopping like millions of little guys from passing through every damn day. Ligation may be more invasive but is likely to have less complications further out.

>> No.11616130

>>11611833
Kids are expensive, overrated little fucks that are nothing more than accessories in today's society. "muh american family" is a beat-to-death narrative that breeders continue to perpetuate so they don't feel envious of their child free friends.
If you really want children, freeze your boys for a later date. Don't let some crazy bitch poke holes in your condom and take half your shit.

>> No.11616168

>>11611860
Thats a lot of projection you got there you ugly faggot. Lol.

>> No.11616209

>>11614390
Yeah dude ofc in your balls. Soreness like a very mild strike kinda. It's gotten better and better as time went on and it comes and goes.

>> No.11616388

>>11611833
Just if you get a Nintendo Switch

>> No.11616656

>>11611851

Its been one more year since 1994. They aren't even testing it in the US yet. Its not going to happen anytime soon.

>> No.11616671

>>11614175

Yes you can. There is no noticeable difference before and after the procedure. It also has no effect on hormones whatsover because it is merely blocking a tube that transfers to the pee hole.

>> No.11616682

>>11614728

enjoy your white race support payments

>> No.11616706

>>11616209

I've had no pain whatsoever. My gf is a urology nurse and she looked right at my sack and she still doesn't know about it.

>> No.11616771

>>11616706
Good for you dude. It's pretty well documented they pain lingers. I'm just advising others to dyor. My urologist said I had one of the biggest vas deferens he's ever seen. And I have big balls probably pumping lots of swimmers. Maybe that's why I have pain and you just have little acorns.

>> No.11616787

>>11616656
This so much, fuck everything. By the time it will be accessible to mainstream, I'll be dead or sterile due to old age anyways.

>> No.11616788

>>11611833
Don't do it, my dad had one years ago and tried to reverse it. It didn't work and recently found out I'm a donor child. Don't cut off your genetic lineage.

>> No.11616818

>>11616788

Thats why you bank sperm. Your dad is a fucking cuck.