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Coconut

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books: https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11606319

>> No.11609032

red tomorrow?

>> No.11609038

If I want to take advantage of high dividends, is VYM a good ETF?

>> No.11609042

>>11609038
check out JNK

>> No.11609054

my id color will predict tomorrows market

>> No.11609059

So will AMD stop its huge climb up and start crashing again?

>> No.11609061

>>11609054
hurray

>> No.11609062

>>11609038
It's the standard. Check out KWBY, BIZD, NOBL, and MLPA as well.

>> No.11609070
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>>11609038
These are the best, you're welcome

>> No.11609071

>>11609042
Only in tax sheltered accounts.

>> No.11609077
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11609077

Liquidate my equities and use the proceeds to buy small/mid/large cap ETFs. Yea or nay?

>> No.11609082

Who $TOPS here?

>> No.11609084

looking to put 5k bongs in r8 my picks
SNE 1k
CSCO 1k
ABX 1k
which ever FAANG breaks up first

and which ever of these breaks up first
AAP
CABO
SMPL

>> No.11609088

what do eurocucks like myself should buy in terms of ETFs youre barred from buying SPY and QQQ, fuck the EU

>> No.11609089
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>>11609032
No chevron, exxon and baba all hit. Jinping and trump are talking, election season is almost over, earnings are acting mostly normal, and black friday is around the corner and the best gains week in a long time. We're back.

>> No.11609098

You put the lime in the coconut and drink'em bow up

>> No.11609099

>>11609071
what broker you using i got it on robinhood

>> No.11609100
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>>11609038
so you want High dividends eh

HYT
GOV
Just energy

>> No.11609108

>>11609070
thanks

>> No.11609110

>>11609099
I use Vanguard and Robinhood. Bonds are considered regular income and are not qualified dividends. Actual dividends are taxed at a lower rate, so if it isn't a tax sheltered account you're better off getting stable Blue chip dividends.

>> No.11609115

>>11609089
>chevron, exxon and baba all hit
dude wtf they haven't even reported yet

>> No.11609117
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bloody Friday GET

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>>11609110

How do I get after hours trading with Vanguard? Do I need over a certain amount? I'm only at like 70k rn

>> No.11609126

>>11609115
I know im saying tomorrow morning

>> No.11609131

>>11609126
i thought you meant hit as in hit analyst expectations

>> No.11609134
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>>11609117
why are womens room so god damn messy.
clothes everywhere
make up and shit all over the bathroom counter
its like the hotter the chick the messier the room

>> No.11609139

>>11609123
Vanguard doesnt offer extended hours.

>> No.11609141
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>>11609117
No please. I've already been JUST'd all October.

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>>11609131
I did, it was a prediction

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China open

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>>11609134
atleast they dont smell like rotting cum

>> No.11609160

>>11609131
Sorry for past/tense future tense usage in the same sentence.
T.not an english major

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>>11609141
>when they beg you for stopping

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>>11609159
Fucking scumbag
apologize for all the shit you talked

>> No.11609188

AAPL is heading down to 90 le mayo

>> No.11609193
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11609193

So bois what do we predict for the election.
If dems win crash, reps win moon?

>> No.11609196

Whats my play if I want to put in roughly 200 dollars a month? Stocks with decent dividends and hold forever?

>> No.11609206

>>11609196
Pretty much. Low expense long term ETFs. Something like VYM and SPTM.

>> No.11609209
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I THOUGHT I BOUGHT THE DIP

>> No.11609213

>>11609188
>p/e is 20
lol no,
nobody will let apple get below 15 p/e

>> No.11609215
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>>11609117
You're gonna get JUST'd

>> No.11609219
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>>11609188
Yeah right

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>>11609185
>>11609215
m-me s-sorry @_@
pls no hurt

>> No.11609236

BABA treated me well today. Hoping we get good earnings report tomorrow.

>> No.11609239

>>11609193
if reps win we get gov spending and moon
if dems win we get gov gridlock and moon

>> No.11609242

>>11609193
More like if dems win flat, reps win moon. But Jinping meeting with trump Nov.30 could be the real game changer. Be wary of this date if you have a heart condition

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>>11609230
HAHAHAHA
You think Ill forgive you for all the shit you talked at the bottom of the dip

Im going to make you cry during the next rally

>> No.11609247

>>11609236
I wouldn't hold through earnings senpai, unless you short... see Amazon justing...

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>>11609230
See you soon.

>> No.11609325

thingken of going long on LLY for earnings during tomorrows dump

their entire diabetes/glucose homeostasis pipeline looks promising

>> No.11609344
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>>11609010

will dump loads of money into uber stock

will reinvest earnings into merv.tech

will re-reinvest back into uber stock

perpetual motion machine and so on

>> No.11609370

>>11609344
Be interesting to see just what the initial stock price is going to be. If I got the funds I may get in on it.

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11609383

Last week was bottom. Nothing in this chart says dump.

>> No.11609388

>>11609383
That's what THEY want you to think.

>> No.11609393

>>11609213
That's actually a sign shit is going to get a lot worse. Because E will drop. Never buy stocks that look very cheap, especially large caps. C was very low P/E in 2008. People bought a lot of it, got nearly wiped out. If you have a cheap tech stock, run. FB is another one. If you are into it, you buy them when P/E is expanding. Low P/E on a widely held stock is a sign of trouble.

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>>11609383
Try dezooming a bit more, anon, it should come obvious to you then

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>>11609402
I just got my ass handed to me in Oct anon. All that's left for me is hope.

>> No.11609434

>>11609393
if it has 300b in free cash, its will be fine in a recession, it will probably buy up all the bankruptcies for cheap and become a tech monopoly.

>> No.11609453

>>11609434
A tech company with low P/E and a cash horde. Clearly a good investment. Well, good luck with that. It's like a basic post .com bust shit you should have learned. There are no value tech companies and cash in a tech company is a bad idea. It means their tech is dying. It will end up like NOK. The cash will be pissed away on stock buybacks, and they will become obsolete. It's already starting.

>> No.11609495

>>11609383

Anon, if you're making decisions based on one week line charts I have bad news for you...

>> No.11609500

not much of a Dump from China or America
I guess Apple wasnt as big a catalyst as they boasted on the news

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11609501

>when all the major US indices are hanging around their 200DMA or below
>when they all pull back their gains from the day in after-hours just because ONE company missed on their reports

>anything but another dead cat bounce on the way to hell

POWERFUL

>> No.11609516

Was Apple that bad that the market will crash again?

>> No.11609521

>>11609501
>all indices pull back their gains from the day in after-hours
proof?

>> No.11609526

>>11609500
>two options for phones
>iphone or google
>people think appl is crashing
i think their move to raise the price for their phones was stupid indeed. the management is making dumb decisions imo. seems they want to target the rich class and shake off the plebs.
the question you have to ask yourself when you choose a phone company is privacy. apple didnt hand over the retirement muslim shooters phone to the FBI a few years ago. i thought that was significant considering google is making a 1984 esque app in china. I would personally trust apple versus google in a heart beat. But i think apple is probably just as shady.

>> No.11609528

>>11609500

Apple's financials weren't even that bad.

>> No.11609559

>>11609528
Theyre fine
The chart itself was a little overheated, its a typical earnings dump
Bull run continues

>> No.11609580

>>11609526
It's what companies do if their unit sales don't grow, but they need to show growth. They raise prices, and buy back stock. Ponzi math at its finest. The model is to show growth even if its fake. They can only raise prices to increase sales, and buy stock to show earnings per share grow. But don't worry, I doubt unit sales will be reported soon.

>> No.11609592

>>11609495
Im not. Im in it for the long run in equity etf's. And will not be selling whatever happens tomorrow. My only decisions will be whether to buy more, what to buy, or wait.
I'm invested in my rrsp(government registered tax deferred account like 401k) and i have lots of cap space. Everything i put in will mean 40% back in tax rebates so i cant really lose. When i cap my rrsp I'll day trade but this is all safe learning to me for now.

>> No.11609668

>>11609242
For real. 33 % of my portfolio is tied up in China

>> No.11609709

Nasdaq futures straight dumping.

>> No.11609735

>>11609521
Gee it’s almost like you could look that up yourself within a minute and then see how it proceeds in the futures market afterwards

>> No.11609752

>>11609735
after hours get delisted on tradingview after the extended trading period is over. they still have apple at 222 for instance. so once again, proof?

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>>11609709
>what did he mean by this
literally been rebounding the past couple hours

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>my sibling is one of the people who prepared the earnings report for a major DJIA company that recently reported
>made bank from knowing what earnings was going to be before the market knew
>they leave for their new house in the Bahamas tomorrow afternoon

life is good

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>>11609089
Black Friday is around the corner alright

>> No.11609780

>>11609761

Enjoy prison.

>> No.11609792

>>11609752
Holy fuck go on yahoo finance or something you fucking retard then on investing.com for futures. Are you retarded or just pretending?

>> No.11609804

>>11609792
>futures
this has to be bait

>> No.11609809

>>11609761
>admits to insider trading

you do know the SEC lurks /biz/ r-right?

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>>11609780
>>11609809
you do know I am SEC right?

>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>GPRO went from 7.20 to 6
Me not deserve this ;_;

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China and Japan are green. Thats nice...

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>>11609863
>>Me not deserve this ;_;
your right, its not enough

>> No.11609887

>>11609010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo

>> No.11609895
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>>11609863
>tfw been years since I've had to use japanese or been a weeb
>have to look up some of the kanji to read that

>> No.11609896

>>11609804
YAHOO FINANCE: AFTER HOURS
INVESTING.COM: FUTURES

Are you okay, my guy? Did AAPL fucking up scramble your brain?

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LTBR will apparently get word from the Department of Energy regarding its grant application on the 8th. I'm currently stuck in RAD holding my 100 April 2019 1.50 covered calls, and about to get fugged on 500 shares of MU with an average call value of $37.50.

Hope mah bois are doing well living the /smg/ life. If I can pull a ten grand profit for the year out of my ass (currently at around $6,750) I'm gonna get myself a nice preowned shitbox to replace my '06 Focus.

>> No.11609971

>>11609863
why do you post edited trap porn?
Do you like to self insert?

>> No.11609989
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>>11609895
me not every good either but it goes something like
>B: Um, Mai did am I wearing this dress correctly?
>M: Somethings not quite right
>M: You dont understand the feelings of a women enough to wear that dress correctly
>B: It's embarrassing @_@.....
>B: But I'll do my best to be a maid for you

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>>11609054
Based

>> No.11610011

>>11609999
And checked. It’s going to happen

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>>11609054

It'll be green only if you don't hold options, watch a nigga bounce around between +/-1% all day

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>>11609989
thanks

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>>11609054

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>>11610011
>double-dubs

double-checked

>> No.11610208

Based apple guidance will erase all gains this week! All bears rejoice!

I have puts on MU and AMD, tech selloff puts those rickety boats back on the bottom.

>> No.11610216

>>11609134
Women are pigs. If they aren't slapped every now and then and raised to marry and take care of a houseful of White children it's all over.

>> No.11610217

>>11609761
What is a stock blackout period for 10 years in jail Alex?

>> No.11610233

Why the fuck is MSFT struggling even though everything is going well for them? They don't even pump during green days.

>> No.11610247

>>11610233
they don't dump as much on red days

>> No.11610253

>>11610170
actually double double-checked my guy

>> No.11610257

It will be red tomorrow with a near full recovery by end of day. Republicans win big and then bears commit suicide.

Glorious days ahead.

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>>11609804
sometimes i forget people this retarded actually exist so i'm glad they post in these threads

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which would you /smg/ ?

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>>11609971
this am femdom, your the homo interpreting it as trap

>>11610031
NP!

>>11610216
me can smell your cum crusted incel groin from here

>> No.11610326

>>11609010
Daily reminder to disregard the chinkware that is apple and its jewish bagholders

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>>11610304

>> No.11610412
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>>11610304
>femdom

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>>11610412
>preferring traps over GOAT femdom

pathetic

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>>11610422
femdom is a shit tier fetish for mentally ill incels who have mommy issues
love between two men is pure and honest, something women can never be

>> No.11610454

>>11610304
I broke my racist rule tonight to only make out with white women >-<
I met a nice Nicaraguan gIrl and we did it in my car
I can't tell if I'm happy or sad, am I more of an incel or racist?

>> No.11610459

>>11610422
Unlike trap porn, femdom is entirely artificial
there is no such thing as a dominant female, only one that has yet to meet a man strong enough to put her in her place. Your shit fetish doesn't exist in real life

>> No.11610466

>>11609325
If you've done your DD then I wish you luck. It sure would have been nice to hop on board back in April, but even then they are out of my price range. Nice little DIV they have, too.

>> No.11610493 [DELETED] 

crypto has long taken over this board so /professional advice general/ isn't a thing anymore but I'm going to try here
what's a good alternative to use instead of 'to whom it may concern' on a CV?
I'm applying to an internship at a large media company through their online portal and I can't find who the hiring manager is supposed to be.

>>11609059
compared to whatever the fuck that bullrun was a month ago we had the huge crash

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>>11610431
not, the greatest fetish is choking a gal while you impregnate her

over and over and over again

love between men is purely nonsexual

ruining true love with such feminine things like sex is the worst degeneracy there is, and therefore traps are gay

>>11610459
>he doesnt get off to women who wont allow you to pull out
ever heard of roleplay?
do you even fuck mentally ill nymphos?

>> No.11610503

crypto has long taken over this board so /professional advice general/ isn't a thing anymore but I'm going to try here
what's a good alternative to use instead of 'to whom it may concern' on a cover letter?
I'm applying to an internship at a large media company through their online portal and I can't find who the hiring manager is supposed to be.

>>11609059
compared to whatever the fuck that bullrun was a month ago we had the huge crash

>> No.11610511

>>11610503
Try calling the company and asking who their hiring manager is

Also
>>>/adv/

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>>11609010
>tfw limes are $22/kg in my country

is it possible to buy lime futures?

>> No.11610524

Futures are recovering slowly, fuck Tim Cook

>> No.11610532

>>11610520
Canada I'm guessing? I'd suggest you quickly to hop on over to the US before we build that north wall because its coming as well

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>>11610520
yes
the commodities market

>> No.11610548

>>11609344
im more interested in Air bnb's IPO.

any other IPO's i should be looking forward to besides uber/lyft?

>> No.11610553

>>11610520
What on earth? Which country? They’re 25 cents apiece here in the US

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>>11610548
maybe robinhood's IPO?

https://www.strawpoll.me/16386731/r

>>11610553
probably arctic or island

also USA has quite a few massive food subsidies that keep our food so cheap

>> No.11610580

>>11610511
you're right but its slower there and I figured the proportion of people with actual jobs was higher in this thread

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.11610598

>>11610542
>that pic
I used to work at Walgreens, and I remember this one time, when I rang up a customer's items, the final price came out to be around $25. He was like, "$25?!" I didn't know what the big deal was until I looked on my screen and saw that the burrito scanned for $19.99. Since the price of the burrito scanned for more than the price that was advertised on the shelf, and it was under $5, by law, he got it for free.

>> No.11610620

ITS OVER BEAR SCUM, TRADE DEAL BEING HAMMERED OUT

WHAT'S THE BEAR CASE NOW WITH 4% GDP GROWTH?

>> No.11610624

>>11609453
Sure, but you are way ahead of your time. People won't realize this until after the bubble pops, and that is a few years away.

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>>11610598
Huh one time I was at Sprouts Farmer’s Market, Inc. and the teller rang me up for having 33 grapefruits instead of 3. I didn’t get anything for free though, he just changed it when I pointed it out.

>> No.11610643

>>11610553
australia. i make alot of different cocktails and its starting to piss me off. i use the self serve and scan them as lemons or something cheap anyway

>>11610532
aus

>>11610542
gonna unironically have a look, there must be a national lime shortage or something

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>>11610620
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.11610650

>>11609010
is it usually a mistake to invest in a company who just launched their IPO?

lets say Air bnb launches thier IPO, would it be wise to stay away for a little while?

>> No.11610661

>>11610650
yeah, shit usually collapses a few days to a week after launch
if it hasnt collapsed after a week its probably fine

>> No.11610681

>>11610661
how does a stock go down if people are barley getting a chance to buy in?

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>>11610598
ive got family in hawaii and alaska, and its crazy how different prices are in those states

small islands are limited by what can fit on a cargoship or airplane, so if something is too heavy or has too much volume, its usually either more expensive or not there at all
theres not many ATM's in Hawaii because the machines are too heavy to fly in, and the ATM's that are there have insane useage fees (and most if not all are run by local hawaiian banks, not national bank chains)
water and non-tropical things are pricey there too, but their kona coffee and other local products are dirt cheap

alaska has a different problem, since its so remote, the only way to get perishable items (such as orange juice) is to pay out the ass to transport it up there in a hurry
and of course the extra price is passed on to the customer
but high quality meats and king crabs are cheap as fuck up there, not to mention petrol-products

>>11610643
>>gonna unironically have a look, there must be a national lime shortage or something
I guarantee there is a lime commodities contracts that you can buy, or "citrus" at the very least (lemons+limes+maybe grapefruits)
check out Nasdaq commodities listings

chocolate will probably get expensive in a decade or two, tequila too

>>11610650
depends on the company
check out FB when they first got listed
did nothing but drop for a while (couple years?), then soared until 2018 hit them

other IPO's just crash from day one and never recover

>>11610681
learn what a supply vs demand chart is, and how one is made/affected

>> No.11610696

>>11610681
People can’t wheat to take profits!

>> No.11610719

>>11610635
Well, your example is more like your cashier accidentally scanning an item twice (or 33x in your case). I'm talking more about the price you see on the shelf vs. the price that shows up on the register. So if you're buying a burrito, and its posted price is $1.99, but it scans as $19.99, the store has committed an error, and depending on where you are, the law might have your back. It's a law here in California. Some stores like Safeway or Walgreens will post a "price accuracy guarantee" of some sort.

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>>11610643
>>gonna unironically have a look, there must be a national lime shortage or something
here is a nice metals chart if you want some more commodities ideas

fair warning though: dont invest in something if you dont understand that something's market

try to stick with things you know, things you deal with every day or at work

if the only time you get news on that thing is when you google searching for news, then you might become the uninformed bagholder much sooner than you expect

>> No.11610724

>>11610719
11x. Not 33x.

>> No.11610728
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Futures is entirely green

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Bearscum is trapped forever now

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>>11610689
I had no idea. I thought "26.29" was an error. Holy smokes.

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>>11610750
These pics are from northern Canada. Super spooky to look at, conjures images of famine and a breakdown of social order.

>> No.11610788

>>11610750
Feel free to check out the occasional /canada in collapse/ generals on pol
really opening

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>>11610750
you dont realize how nice the lower 48 are for shipping rates and ease of transportation of goods

caribbean tropical islands are terrible for heavy, industrial, and mass quantities of manufactured goods, especially the smaller islands

also the arctic is basically the final frontier (siberia and nunivut in canada are just as bad)

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>>11610777
>paying $35 for a jug of sunny D

isnt that cruel and unusual punishment?
im not even sure if id want to drink a jug of that stuff if the store payed me $35

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>t-they are fine, appl is fine, muh bull run
>Apple Inc. dropped a bomb on Thursday, but it wasn’t the weak forecast for the holiday quarter: It was the fact that it will no longer disclose unit sales of its products for investors, as it has for more than a decade.

Apple AAPL, +1.54% reported that unit shipments for the iPhone were flat at 46.9 million units sold in the fiscal fourth quarter Thursday, then executives in a conference call said it would be the last time the company gives such information. Investors should clearly take this as a sign that unit sales will decline in the future, and they will not be told.

>> No.11610887

>>11610829
Is it the right time to buy?

>> No.11610904

>>11610829
https://www.bloomberg.com/
We bull run anyway nigga, drumpf just saved the economy. China-US trade deal on the way

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>>11610829
>FAANG

>> No.11610915

>>11610887
idk man, i am short
>>11610904
I think this is a bull trap and might last for a while, but then markets will slide
I am europoor and the numbers just don't look convincing to me
a friend of mine is a manager in an automotive parts plant and says they have stopped recruiting people since may, new orders are heading down

>> No.11610933

>>11610912
Do you have a facebook account?
Do you use google?
have an Ipod or mac?

even if you dont, almost everyone you know does

>> No.11610950

>>11610454
More of a comedian than either

>> No.11610974

>>11610788
They’re made by the same poster. Canada is fine those high prices are from the far northern parts of the country 1000s of miles from where
Most people live

>> No.11610979

>>11610829
Im still profitable on AAPL intraday on thrusday so fuck it.

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Why is my aphria worth $0 right now.
Is it gonna switch to NYSE or am i fucked?

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Futures just keeps going up

>> No.11611013

>>11611001
>tfw remember the solar guy in 2015 asking why his portfolio of a delisted stock disappeared from his robinhood account
good times

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HOLY SHIT THOSE FUTURES THO
I leave for 1 hour and we go from -.25% to +.70
wew lads my tqqq and vxx calls

>> No.11611033

>>11609054
no mine will

>> No.11611055

>>11611025
and puts*

>> No.11611099
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>pulls out MacBook Pro
>opens google
>logs into Facebook
F-Faang is overvalued!
>Opens youtube for a few hours
>scrolls through Instagram
>turns on TV with roku remote, Netflix already included
>watches movie

Ha ha yeah this shit is gonna t-tank

>birthday comes around
>Dad gives 250 dollar amazon card
>go on buying spree

Haha they arent even making p-profit

>> No.11611108

so if the spy pumped past yesterdays highs after apple dropped all that value, is it safe to assume the chinks bought up apple? I wonder what it will look like tomorrow...

>> No.11611117

Did something happen? Why are futures exploding?

>> No.11611126

>>11611099
>projecting this hard

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>>11611117

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>>11611117
Honest Trump recking bears.... Gonna sit tight till after the elections

>> No.11611166

Seriously though , futures are making me so fucking pumped right now, what is happenings?!

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>>11611166
Its the fucking golden bull run mother fucker what do you think

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>That feel when you are holding TVIX...

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>>11611166

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>>11611169
i bought 50k worth of TQQQ two days ago.
holding that shit until we hit new highs after midterms. Was up 1100 today alone

>> No.11611206

watch apple open green tomorrow kek

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>>11611166
Midterms will soon be behind us.
Earnings have been okay.
The country is doing fine.
Trump is going to resolve the trade war.
We were never going off a cliff without a real disruptive catalyst.

We're all gonna make it.

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>>11611184
TQQQ? Oh, you mean the money printing machine

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>>11609010
It's gonna b a long day senpai

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>>11611206
that would be the greatest JUSTing

>> No.11611307

>>11611166
Market crashes are now illegal. Shorting is illegal Nothing matters. Full euphoria bull market is back on. Using your brain will lose you money. Trump is the Elon Musk of the indices.

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>>11611099
>turns on computer made of second hand used parts
>opens google with Ad Nauseum installed
>hops onto /smg/
Faang is overvalued.
>browse YouTube with an adblocker for a few minutes
>go out for a bike ride
>head in for work with podcast downloaded to my phone
Haha, this shit is gonna tank
>birthday comes around
>dad and I go out to a steakhouse
>later go out shooting
Who even uses their products?

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NFPs are coming today and hourly wage growth is expected to be strong, hinting at strong inflation

Market will expect uncle Powell to do more rape hikes

(short EURUSD)

>> No.11611399

>>11611240
yeah when i bought my call today i saw the ratio was like 2:3 calls:puts. 4000 calls itm 6000 puts otm volume. went with the call. bad move... well see.

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You did buy barrick right?
There's still time.

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>>11611449
>buying gold stocks instead of panning for gold yourself

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>>11611449
you should go look at the volume of slv and gld calls for 1-2 years out. then look at the put volume. ; )

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gunVKZ8WHT0\

holy fuck guys go to 31:20 and listen
holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

>> No.11611498

>some unbelievable bullshit pump/fud is released
>no one believes the pump/fud themselves
>but believe other people will believe the pump/fud
>this makes the pump/fud real
>people slowly realize the pump/fud isn't real but price memory is too strong and the momentum has already carried the stock in one direction
>market only retraces a portion of what it moved on fake news

I was good at being able to see how events would play out. I made a lot of money sports betting but I've lost absolutely everything I have ever put into options based on this cycle of events.

How is it possible to make money in this market based on knowing the truth? Or being able to see future events but not peoples reactions to them? This market seems to discourage reality and encourage projecting current momentum to infinite horizons.

>> No.11611503

>>11611470
Yuge out of money puts. What does it mean?

>> No.11611530

>>11611001
Aphria is changing ticker symbol to APHA. I guess so they have same ticker on both TSX and NYSE. Things can display weird in your account when a ticker change happens. It'll get fixed within a day or so.

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>>11611503
>https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/slv/option-chain?dateindex=-1&page=2
youre not seeing it correctly
look at this

>> No.11611541

>>11611206
Strong possibility. People want a piece of that panic discount which could lead to a buying snowball that will overcome the sell pressure.

>> No.11611551

>>11611536
so for 2020, the slv options sold were like 2000+ calls while the puts were barely 100
similar trend
people think slv and gld are going up in the next two years.

>> No.11611598

>>11611498
Simplify the thought process. You have too many steps in there. There is a reason the Buffet value long hodl is a popular strategy. It assumes trend will prevail over volatility.

The Buffet hodl isn't a type of trading i am comfortable with, so i go the other way and swing trade primarily on TA with only cursory concern about psychology of the markets are even company fundamentals.

>> No.11611607

Is it finally time to buy the dip?

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>>11611607

>> No.11611623

>>11611615
Be greedy when others are fearful

>> No.11611639

1 day of commission free trades left, what do I buy semi long term? (I was thinking T and JNJ)

>> No.11611674

>>11611598
I don't know if you realize it but you basically said
>just fucking buy XD
My thought process is pretty simple. I predict a future event and want to make money off of a correct prediction. But this doesn't really work. I am probably going to try the TA route as sniffing out whatever scheme someone with money has going on is more profitable than understanding objective reality.

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>>11611674
maybe you are just a brainlet, which is why your plan always fails

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>>11611623
>hear Drumpf's pump&dump news
>buy options with 15x leverage on german automaker which is already up more than 1% pre-market
>goes up another 2% after market opens
>trading for my option is halted
>goes back to +2% in total
>trading resumes
fucking kikes.

>> No.11611703

>>11611700
goes back up, though. joke's on them.

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>>11611700

>> No.11611733

>>11611688
unironically genius IQ but a sperg. I am not used to people being able to vote me out of being correct and it lost me money.

>> No.11611759

IQ is finally going up. Trump news and ER guidance is taking it at least back to 30, I don't have to go bankrupt and start over. My account literally went margin called Tuesday and then shot up by 20k on Wednesday.

>> No.11611764

>>11611700
Anyway sold again and made 300 bucks. Not bad for one hour of work.

>> No.11611769

Look into buying into assorted Chinese ADRs right now premarket if you can. I can promise 5-15% on average today.

>> No.11611781

I'm betting almost half todays gains will be pre-market, I'm already seeing 3-4% all over.

>> No.11611787

>>11611759
>>11611769
Welcome back Gamble

I won't patronize you on your reckless trading style but just this:

Chink stocks pumped really hard this friday and I would gtfo before today's market close but nothing has fundamentally changed (just rumours Emperor Trump is baking a trade deal with China but I highly doubt it would lead to anything)

>> No.11611788

>>11609010
i call for new bread

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>>11611781

spoonfeed me exactly which one to buy anon

>> No.11611796

Markets are going to rocket up today, If BABA has a good ER this morning things may go crazy.

>> No.11611820

>4 hours to go
Chevron, exxon and baba 4 hours. I think baba will behave just like amazon. Chevron and exxon should hit.
Baba will beat earnings with poor future outlook because of muh trade war. We need a grand slam from either chevron or exxon for a huge day.

>> No.11611829

So anons, did you buy lots of shares on Monday like /biz/ told you to? Did you go green?

>> No.11611837

>>11611787
I'm usually not too far off from base on picks but always enter at the wrong time imo. Chinese shit got nearly halved in the last few months solely on trade war shenanigans. Its a dumb thing to over-leverage and I will continue to tell people that daily. This experience has been a nightmare, I probably learned my lesson. Gladly its looking like i will get back my 80k and make a little on top.

Literally any major ADR is fine, BABA has ER this morning that could stifle gains slightly or rocket them further. I'm most comfortable with IQ and BZUN, but HUYA and BAIDU are alright as of now too. These are not long trades for once. They remain mid risk trades for the next few days/weeks/months. Don't be a retard like me and all in them.

China is looking to retrace its markets a little from positive sentiment, ADRs took the brunt hardest and also climb back up the strongest.

I didn't really mean to disappear mostly, but dedicating myself to one small set of stocks that are under-performing means I don't have anything to contribute to threads more or less, so I lurk.

>> No.11611871

>>11611787
Oh and as far as fundamentals go, they never did change, these stocks fall and climb by the good graces of how people think they look. The idea of the trade war finally going away reverses some (not all) of the sentiment that crushed it.

I know, I hate it too, but its a reflection of how people overall don't know what standards to hold Chinese companies to, so sentiment becomes the most powerful factor by far.

>> No.11611893

>>11611837
Even though I am anonymous, we have been talking regularly and you must know I am somehow bearish on the chink shit (because I have been looking into the balance sheets of some of their public companies anda have some cultural insights into the chink soulless minds)

I have read recently from my favorite macro fund manager that China is trying to achieve reserve currency status for the CNY in the Asia region, meaning he is bullish on chink gov bonds and chink domestic stocks (companies selling shit to chinks)

I am still divided on the subject but I would look at what happened historically in the US (and the USD) after WW2 to get an idea of what the chink future would be.

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This shit looks fucking great though.

>> No.11611906
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HEY HEY HEY

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11611936

Way up in after hours. I really needed this week.

>> No.11611937

>>11611893
In their effort to build a massive global trade belt they have to achieve legitimacy in a similar fashion to the US. Seeing trillions of dollars spent on building this infrastructure is always what has gained my confidence that money was to be made in their bid for power. Maybe they even fail, but it that would require a breaking of trust globally that they don't have the capacity to even do yet. Can't break what you don't have. As always 2-5% or 10% should be a sane persons cap when dabbling in this. Not the 98% I subjected myself to (LITERALLY JUST TWO WEEKS TOO EARLY). If I had timed better, or played my hand better throughout I would be well up a couple hundred grand. Learning experience I guess. In a lot of ways.

>> No.11611951

>>11611893
>chink domestic stocks (companies selling shit to chinks)
These have always been the type I pressed as well. Way safer in my opinion.

>> No.11611958

WHY EVERYTHING IS GREEN WHY APPLE DECISION IS DOING NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11611966

>>11611958
Go check Donalds Twitter. He can destroy or prop up international markets on the toilet imo.

>> No.11611967

>>11611958
Haha. Get stuffed bobo

>> No.11611988

I went long on Ford even after the pre-market pump. Hope I won't get absolutely JUSTed.

>> No.11611990

>>11611937
>>11611951
The big issue is : China is not the US

I mean culturally, the soulless chink meme is real in a way. Meaning their financial market way more sketchy than in the US (no trust in what is stated and the corporate decisions are mainly made to benefit the management and the board... mainly made of corrupt officials and family members)

Besides, you get non-stop and sudden guberment interventions mainly driven by ideology.

I think the CNY reserve status will take very long time as China is NOT YET the place to invest (I really think the supremacy of the USD lies partly in the general investment-friendly environment in the US)

>> No.11611999

>>11611967
>implying it is not the Bogs themselves who decided to have mercy on us just because a beautiful weekend is on the radar in Paris

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>>11611999
Trust me anon, i would never be naive enough to ignore the bogs travel plans in every single financial decision I make.

>> No.11612017

>>11611990
Its not a smart long trade unless you really stay on top of it, and its risky. I mean, I can't disagree with you, but that does not change what they are working for and the results that will bring in the near future. You say Not Yet, but that really just makes it a risky trade for bigger gains, and thats how most things are.

>> No.11612023

It'll close red.

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>>11612017
Yeah m8
I believe there are genuinely good companies to invest in in China
But everything just seems so sketchy

The general sentiment of IPOs in China is mostly a get rich quick scheme.

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>>11612023
U mad bobo?

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>>11612062
Just stating the facts

>> No.11612121

>>11610503
This detail on your application isn't going to matter. Sounds like you are procrastinating.

>> No.11612177

>>11611820
Exxon had a good day yesterday. 7% up.

>> No.11612257

I really hope Trump doesn't pump the market cause he knows the jobs numbers will disappoint. That would be the ultimate JUST.

>> No.11612258

>>11612177
I hope it holds anon. Shell posted pretty decent results yesterday so i think the sector overall is somewhat insulated from whats going on in the political landscape and investors looked to it as a bit safer. Im only concerned that as the rest of the market heats up investors may look to brighter growth areas.
I would be extremely shocked by a poor earnings report from either cvx or xom today though.

>> No.11612291

do burgers release their job/gdp numbers today? as a yuropoor I always forget the dates

>> No.11612297

>>11612257
Baba, xom, cvx and jobs report all at 8:30.
>Anxiety.jpg

>> No.11612389

Bought TVIX when aapl crashed yesterday AH. Now the market is not crashing because of aapl wtf. It's not supposed to work like this. Everyone was supposed to panic from aapl.

>> No.11612432
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>>11612389
>Just as planned

>> No.11612441

>>11612389
Donald Musk released a pre-earnlection pump. SPY is going to 280 by end of next week.

>> No.11612608
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Dick move?

>> No.11612622

>>11612608
SYNERGY

>> No.11612636

>>11612608
And I am serious: moar EV related offers mean more NPCs buying into these shitty memes

>> No.11612667

What is your biggest regret when you started investing so I can avoid it?

>> No.11612673

>>11612667
Buy high
Sell low

>> No.11612685

>>11612667
Avoid small cap companies

>> No.11612799

>>11612667
Not zooming out

>> No.11612882

Hey lads I'm just starting out and from what I understand FOREX is the place to start. Am I right in thinking this or is there something better

>> No.11612895

>>11612667
crypto

>> No.11612901

>>11612685
How small is small?

>> No.11612977
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Soooo, president Xi holds all these months just to capitulate a mere few days before the elections? Just based on Trumlp's words? Are markets this gullible? Really?

>> No.11612997

Tfw I bought ROYT close to AH and they keep lowering dividends. Worst buy ever.

>> No.11613000

>>11612685

Don’t listen to this faggot

Just stay away from biotech

>> No.11613026

>>11612977
No, but /smg/ is

>> No.11613035

I bought about 159 shares of VTGN awhile ago but I think it might be cratering. Anyone else have this, should I sell

>> No.11613037

>>11612977
>>11613026
Alternatively, the funny part is that a deal has been negotiated prior to midterms. We find out after midterms that Trump was the one that caved.

>> No.11613043

>>11612977

yes,the stock market is a joke

orange bad man btw

>> No.11613070

>>11612977

It’s all rigged senpai

>> No.11613109

*stomps around room breaking things*

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>>11613109
>not following the path of the most man in the world

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>>11613109
>not following the path of the most based man on Earth

Just go long America

>> No.11613143 [DELETED] 

>>11613119
>>11613135
Am I supposed to act like you didn't fuck up?

>> No.11613150

>>11613143
you do whatever you want senpai

>> No.11613177

Today could have very easily been a terrible day for the stock market, Blumpf single handily saved it

>> No.11613190

>>11611365
If you have ad blocker they have scripts that use computing power instead. So they still get something out of it.

>> No.11613193

>>11609100
Why buy a stock that losses more price than the dividends pay out.

>> No.11613218

Want to drop $5k on TSLA to hold long term. Should I get in now or wait for a dip?

>> No.11613236

>AAPL goes down $10 and you all panic
you're never going to make it.

>> No.11613237

Exxon going to be good.

>> No.11613238

>>11613218
Wait up buddy. Take a look at the chart. The pattern lately is Musk tanks the stock then it goes back to 350.
Repeat every time.

>> No.11613259

Who’s buying Apple today?

>> No.11613261

>>11613259
Have 5k ready to get in on these cheapies

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>>11611759
>having margin on IQ

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>>11611769
>chink scams

>> No.11613319

>>11613190
My addon setup runs the bare minimum to keep a website functional, so unless they are slipping it in through the video player that's not a problem.

>> No.11613320

Would you consider GE unpopular or failing?

>> No.11613324

>>11613320
both

>> No.11613340
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chink scams probably gonna pump until the trade deal talks break down once again

Calc this is your time to make an exit, I can't believe you haven't already.

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>>11613236
>t.iShill

>> No.11613358

>>11613351
I'll give you $1 when I see you on the street corner anon.

>> No.11613360

>>11613351
>every dumbfuck NPC who wants an iphone has one by now, even third world countries
>AAPL price hiking new iphones
>surprised poor niggers can't continue buying

>> No.11613385

>>11613360
iphones are not luxury items they are just marketed that way to appeal to poor retards

pricing them like a luxury item ensures the poor retards who buy your shit can't buy them

because they are fucking poor

>> No.11613396

>>11613360
>>11613385
Did you forget to switch your proxy?

>> No.11613414

>>11613385

t.retard

>> No.11613421

>>11613320
They're under an SEC investigation for cooking their books.

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>>11613385
>the price doesn’t dictate the quality
Literally every luxury item in the world right now. Very few things are actually worth what they’re priced. Not hard to figure out.

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Apple is going to raise the price of their phones at a bad time: for those unaware Apple has been coming under fire recently from their own cultists about how atrocious their warranty and repair programs are. To the average consumer, a price hike at a time like this indicates that Apple is ballsy about how it can exploit its consumer base for cash, further driving people away.

>b-b-but apple buyers are all mindless sheeple
Be that as may most of the time, there are industry professionals who use Apple devices for practical purposes. Think of the ease 10 years ago of popping a game in a console and having it just work vs troubleshooting a PC. DJs, editors, writers, they want products that work without extra hassle. Not everyone buying Apple's products are teenage girls and onions who don't care about consumers rights.

>> No.11613522

https://mobile.twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1058330797671964672

Get ready for the dump boyos

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>>11613493
I was trapped. They bought them for us at work and when they were laying me off I got offered to keep it. It seemed like a bitch to transfer so I kept it.

>> No.11613541

>>11613522
>My super-secret, super-credible anonymous source told me...

Cut it with this fake news bullshit...

>> No.11613548

>>11613524
why would a texan support MAGA, surely they want the union to break so they can get secession?

>> No.11613557

>>11613493
from my experience the people who rely on aapl for practical purposes are too dumb/lazy to use other products

>> No.11613560

>>11613524
If they bought them for you, I don't see any reason not to just sell them desu

>> No.11613564

>>11613541
Trump's tweet is obviously bullshit to prop up the market before the elections. I don't anyone telling me that. Didn't stop me from making a few bucks off of it.

>> No.11613568

>>11613493
Ah yes consumers prefer the $999 samsung phone and the $999 google phone which have such convenient mail-in warranty reapair options. Apple charging $999 for a phone with walk in repair centers everywhere is absolutely insane what were they thinking?

>> No.11613570

>>11613522
RED DAY INCOMING
PREPARE YOU ANGUS

>> No.11613579

>>11613564
Trump didnt actually tweet anything about a deal himself if you check his timeline. The rumor of a deal being made must have been gossip to try and save us from a red day.

>> No.11613616

>>11613568
A walk in repair center where 4/5 times they'll deny it for "water damage" and 1/5 times will do such a piss poor job the product will end up in a worse state than when you gave it to them.

vs

A <2 week repair process that uses universal parts and warranty programs that cover manufacturer faults

Futures online bud. No one wants to drive to a store to be told they spilled water on their waterproof**(up to 9 nm)(in nonliquid water solutions) phone that's actual problem involves a bent aluminum frame that loses signal if you hold it.

>> No.11613625

>>11613522
Now I'm undecided on if I want to buy calls on CAT or not...

>>11613579
I suppose he had that one tweet about the phone call, don't remember if that was yesterday or the day before tbqh.

>> No.11613732

>>11613259
I bought 3 shares just now to add to my 156 to help offset my loss a bit more when it rebounds.

>> No.11613750

>>11613616
I really hope you're buying these cheapies anon, last chance under $220. Screencap this.

>> No.11613758

Where do I put my $10K RIGHT NOW for a day trade? selling after 2% profit or so

>> No.11613764

>>11613758
MSFT will do it today

>> No.11613771

>>11613764
Why?

>> No.11613785

>>11613771
NHS just announced they are moving to E5 subscription for Windows/Office/Endpoint. Big news. 100k+ subscribers

>> No.11613787

>seriously considered buying SBUX yesterday
>instead put 6k into NFL
Still a win, but damn dawg.

>> No.11613793

>>11611166
Where and how are you seeing futures pumped?

>> No.11613796

Why is everything so flat? Trump-fueled bulls vs Apple-fueled bears?

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>>11613109
its like you want to lose

>> No.11613808

>>11613796
shit was up .08% before i went to sleep
you can see futures by tying /es into your stock ticker bar

>> No.11613813

>>11613758
spy calls
go look at volume

>> No.11613814

I'm loving this AMD redemption arc

>> No.11613857

>>11610304
As for little boys, if you don't teach them to be men or you choose a partner with weak genes you will end up with an AIDS-ridden faggot son in a hospital bed.

>> No.11613861

>>11613808
>>11613813

What apps and websites do you guys use to see this stuff? I have no way to see the volume and changes on my apps, most of them have shitty layout.

>> No.11613881

>>11613861
i like to look at options volume for market sentiment, which way people feel it will move.
it shows this under the option chain on any platform, might have to toggle the categories though most are set on greeks.
you can view volume for a stock in robinhood, its there.
if you see more calls then puts, for example, shows good attitude toward spy increasing and vice versa

>> No.11613893

>>11613881
So you use Robinhood to see all this stuff? Any alternatives? Don't got that in Europe you see

>> No.11613914

>>11613893
most people in the us use td ameritrade and robinhood, i think uk has a app called trading 212 which is pretty good. they make good jewtube videos

>> No.11613918

man that rally sucked, china did a better job pumping us

>> No.11613919

>>11613893
Degiro

>> No.11613927

>>11609944
Ive been averaging down on my LTBR bags because I am a supporter of nuclear energy.
t. chemist with environmental concentration

>> No.11613933

>>11613919
Degiro is fucking trash, especially when it comes to research and analysis. it's the worst brokerage account I've ever had, only good thing is the cheap fees.

>> No.11613948

degiro for actual trading
tradingview for detailed graphs memelines and bone reading
finviz for screening lots of stocks at once

>> No.11613949

>>11613933
go pay 15 Euro per trade to Saxo then
IB is the only other choice for europoors and their platform is a pile of trash

>> No.11613954

>>11613948
>>11613893

>> No.11613978

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.11613992

Gotta love fridays.... rip
Makes sense though. Midterms on tuesday. people getting the fuck out of the market.
i think theyll regret it.

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>>11613857

>> No.11614012

>>11613992
market goes up after midterms 88% of the time.

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>muh chunk scam pump
OHHHH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>> No.11614035

Bought a small amount of GE. Hoping they'll recover in the long run.

>> No.11614044

>>11614012
Isn't the outlook rather bad this time?

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Rally was fake and gay fucking DRUMMPPPPFFFFFFF

>> No.11614046

GET OUT OF THE MARKETS NOW
BUY LOW ON MONDAY
DONT HOLD THROUGH THE WEEKEND UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET JUST'D
THIS DEFINITELY ISNT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

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>>11614046
OH SHI

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who AMDfag here?
>mfw bought the dip

>> No.11614069
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>GPRO

>> No.11614075

>>11614044
we all know polls are bullshit
so what could you possibly rely on to be accurate?
Well bookies are notorious for being correct especially in vegas.
see here
>https://www.predictit.org/markets/1/US-Elections
The odds are on republicans winning the house and senate.
So far NV and AZ are of concern.

>> No.11614085

>>11614053
just bought a call for january,
fucker better gap up

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Baking fresh Discord edition

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>>11614091
hello mr SEC

>> No.11614102

>>11614052
(You)

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>>11614091
>xaviers school

not prepared

>> No.11614105

>>11614098
He didn't trade so good

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>>11614069
all that time ago i tell you to flip gpro at the 7 to 6 mark because it always loses money
>but this time it will be different

lol @ you I would have shorted a second time if I wasn't busy

>> No.11614139 [DELETED] 

>>11614135
>>11614135
>>11614135

NEW

>>11614135
>>11614135
>>11614135

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spy up .3 %
tqqq down 2.5%
wtf?

>> No.11614197

>>11614192
>>11614192
>>11614192

new (for real)

>>11614192
>>11614192
>>11614192

>> No.11614386

>>11612667

I bought into the hype of a crypto mining company and it wiped out my initial investment. Never buy into hype or get into group think. DYOR

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>>11612667
Being impatient and selling HEAR way too soon
> Current price: $20.20 a share