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any goetia bros on here? im thinking of summoning Vassago myself. he seems pretty based and it would be nice to have some clairvoyance into the future price action of markets. im hoping he can guide me to seeing the near distant price of BTC and other coins

>> No.11610748

>>11610716
no no go for belzebuth he will fly u to the moon

>> No.11610769

>>11610716
Vassago is telling me that Bitcoin is getting ready to crash and will be $300 next winter. It's going to start crashing soon, but there will be one last pump at the end of November before it stays down til next year.

>> No.11610773

>>11610748
this, vassago is literal pajeet tier.
either go with belzebuth or caym if you want to make it

>> No.11610792

>>11610748
im just not sure how i feel about summoning something as crazy as beelzebub and i think ur trollin me

>> No.11610805

>>11610773
ill look into caym he seems much more manageable. what are your guys' experiences if i dont mind askin

>> No.11610823

>>11610792
Nah, he's a chill dude. Just have a joint rolled and a cold beer waiting for him.

>> No.11610840

>>11610716
Shouldn't you goons be pledging to Mammon?

>> No.11610846

>>11610840
a forcas man I see, not gonna make it

>> No.11610850

>>11610840
>pledging to a jew

>> No.11610857

>>11610805
caym is good he helped me get into big altcoin pumps before they happened. pretty reliable

>> No.11610952

Any summoner here?

>> No.11611168

>>11610857
cool thanks my man ill look into him
>>11610823
for sure sounds like a chiiler to me i mean whats the worst that can happen ha

>> No.11611187

>>11610748
Just make sure to have a plate of fresh shit waiting for him. Or bad things will happen.

>> No.11611349
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11611349

>>11610716

>>Putting your faith in filthy jew-scam demons and devils.

>>Not trusting in the one true god to fillith your cup.

Enjoy your profits and ass being as red as the hellspawn you foolishly "summon".

>> No.11611368

>>11610716
you are playing with forces you dont understand, and they dont look at all like that

>>11611349
get a clue

>> No.11611479

>>11610773
Lol Belzebuth looks like he likes to eat pajeet shit

>> No.11611561

Lets post the demons, they predictions and test who is more based?

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>>11611349

>> No.11611632

>>11610716

Why does Orabas seem like a complete bro?

>> No.11611649
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>>11611632

The Demon Orobas is a Fallen Angel and 55th of the 72 Spirits of Solomon. Orobas is a prince in Hell, where he governs 20 Legions of Demons. He makes his first appearance as a horse but then changes to a man upon command. He discovers all things past and present and bestows great favors. He gives true answers to questions about the past, present, and future; divinity, and the creation of the world.
Orobas is faithful to magicians and does not like them to be tempted by any other Demon. Prior to his fall, he was in the angelic order of thrones.

Why is summoning this dude a bad idea?

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>>11610716
You know what happend to the last people that tried to summon Vassago?

>> No.11611993

>>11611767
what happened...

>> No.11612449

>>11611767

Dude what happened when summoning Vassago?

>> No.11613294

>>11611649
reads like it came straight out of a D&D rulebook

>> No.11613331

>>11610716
>worshipping a renaissance era Pokemon.