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Blocked at work

Someone keep me posted.

>>11601380
k.

this is definitely the channel sergey will be on?

>>11601385
Ultraviolet room, right next to the toilets, looks like it

>>11601365
Isnt this one better or will sergey not be shown here?
https://slideslive.com/38911452/devcon4-day2

>>11601390
Ultraviolet so he can't see his veins to shoot up maccers mayo into his sleeve.

>>11601404
this one is better but i hope sergey shows up

>>11601404
no, this is the stream of the mainstage, as >>11601390 said, Sergey will be talking next to the toilets.

>>11601425
but link is 43. It deserves the main stage now

We're crashing this stream.
With no survivors.

that person bouncing their legs and tapping their feet. Would punch that person so fucking annoying.

>>11601475
rrreeee this guy is annoying

>>11601484
SERGEY SPOTTED

SERGEY IS IN THE ROOM I REPEAT SERGEY IS IN THE ROOM

HE HAS ARRIVED

I’m thinking yesterday was Chainlink’s launch party. Sergey seemed very joyous as he should be. He’s worked his ass off, he hasn’t even changed shirts in years and he hasn’t changed his Big Mac lifestyle. Us Link Marines owe Sergey a great appreciation thread.

did we just see sergey on stream?

SIRGAY IS HERE

Same shirt

>>11601506
unironically watch the price of link blast off when sergey starts speaking. 8600 sats as of right now

Singularity begins in 7 minutes.
Welcome to the early retirement.
checkem

>>11601507
also 2 $oyboys wearing LINK shirts in the crowd just sat down

Don't let me down stinkies, I'm commuting and this is my only info feed

>>11601504
HOSANNA HALELUJA

>>11601521
Nigga you mean 1k eoy
Notice these digits

Free chainlink shirts in the back

>>11601549
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>11601549
Valuable info keep it coming

>>11601549
TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR PROJECT

>>11601549
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

he is wearing a boyband mic

>>11601549
This thread is going to be great. Livewatch threads are always fun.

>>11601505
I said the same thing to my wife (who is so fucking sick of hearing about Chainlink)
The video "thanks to everyone that supported us through long nights and lots of work"

Definitely launch party vibes in that language

this stream really sucks

>>11601549

>>11601549
my linky is getting dangerously stinky (and hard)

ITS SERGEY. IM CREAMING MY PANTS

>>11601549
1K LITERS OF SEMEN EOY

is this a virgine conference or what hahahaha

People are walking away

Room is pretty full, not gonna lie

someone ask him if he thinks of 1k eoy

HE'S SO CUTE

LIVE

>>11601604
do not be so stupid as to bother sergey with dumb questions like this.

give the man some respect

>ITS THE SAME EXACT SPEECH AS LAST TIME

OH NO NO NO NONOO

There he is.... Go go go Sergey

how does he speak english without a russian accent

drink every time he says basically

>>11601549
B I G

A N N O U N C E M E N T

biz newfag reporting in with questions
>what is happening here?
>my 8k worth of ETH unlocks from coinbase in 5 days...will I be okay?
>i purchased 9 ledgers thinking they would be worth something...was that a mistake? won't people pay a shitload for them once this thing moons and then they become very scarce?

Toasting in ebyc bread
Hallerlujer

>the same shit again

jesus he is REALLY fat

Who else /in the room/?

lol price dumping in realtime as everyone realizes he's just giving the same canned speech as always

what is this low energy Sergey?

Not the fucking toilets again

>>11601619
I hope it's water or you might die.

DUDE WE NEED REPUTATION ORACLES

DUDE THEYLL PAY FOR SECURITY

THANK YOU GOYS FOR YOUR PUMP

/dumps

*flush*

>next leap forward
NEW PARADIGM, BABY

>>11601640
I am

Sergey took part in opcode development for bitcoin?

SECURITIES DERIVATIVES INSURANCE, ETC.

WE'RE GONNA DUMP SO FUCKING HARD DURING AND AFTER THIS NIGGASS
THERE IS NO ANNOUNCEMENT

DID YOU HEAR THE TOILET?
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

>>11601643
I'm going to fucking track down drunkanon and force feed him big Macs until he fucking dies

>*SLURP*

Is she sick or something?

>>11601654
quick get him a shot of special big mac sauce. pump him up

Why is link dumping. I fomoed in 9k sats should I sell

>>11601684
LOL!

holy fuck it's over

>>11601671
Is this real? why does Vitalik despise Sergey?

>>11601663
My nigga

>>11601684
Yes, anon. Sell at an immediate loss.

>>11601640
Hi Ruta, you are the blonde girl, right?

>>11601684
SELL SELL SELL!!!

chainlink synonomous with oracles

>>11601684
SELL SELL SELL

>>11601684
Every conference in the history of conferences causes a dump as soon as it starts. It may or may not go back up by the end depending on what he says.

DUMPED LIKE 5% IN 5 MINUTES, CONFERENCE ATTENDEES ON THEIR PHONES ALL MARKET SELLING

>>11601709
Kek.

what the fuck is he talking about? so boring omg such a nerd

My discord channel knew you guys would do this.
Congratulations.

>DETERMINISM

kinda pathetic trying to use philosophical concepts and then using them in the wrong syntax

this guys a snake

fuck, he is on his a game today.

>>11601640
>>11601663
>>11601695

If there are any announcements they'll come at the end after he's established his premise so chill out idiots. Like anon said in the other thread, be smart and sell 25% now, if nothing new is announced then sell another 25%

>>11601721
philosophical? This concept is central to ethereum/solidity nig

we're gonna fucking make it

>>11601365

*cough* cough* is sergey SICK?

will it go under 6k sats frens?? im not done accumulating.

He is dying SELLL

cough cough

holy fuck he is dying of lung cancer :(

SERGEY IS POISONED. CABAL IS ASSASSINATING HIM

If he has given the same speech multiple times, why is it so poorly executed?

>>11601741
rare meme

is he dying what is going on

someone poisoned sirgay SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>11601694
Yes, he deleted the tweet after being called out for not being professional.
He despises Sergey because he reeled in the big fish i.e. banks, Vitalik hates banks ergo hates Sergey.

>>11601742
HOLY MOLY this is bigger than I thought
wew

CHOKE
RESET

SERGEI HAS INCURABLE ILLNESS, SELL EVERYTHING!

HE'S CHOKING NOW
OVER
BLOW

>>11601694
Jason Parser? He’s Vitalik’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Vitalik and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parser a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Vitalik’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Vitalik’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parser has been staying with Vitalik and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

>>11601721
The absolute state.

aren't we?

NOOO SERGEY DON'T DRINK THAT WATER IT'S POISONOUS! CMON MARINES GO HELP SERG!!

watching crypto events just confirms how big of a joke and a scam these things are

They poisoned him sell sell

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HES CHOKING MARCO RUBIO STYLE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO LINKCELS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS YOUR MESSIAH? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RUBIOCONNEEEEEEEEECT

if that timmy copeland is larping i know ur here faggot... if ur larping better hide soiboi better hide

it's over bros....
it's just another standard speech..

>>11601744
it's finna gonna dump hard but probably not to 6k sats. Probably low 7000s at the lowest. A lot of the hype is conference but a lot is also just normies learning about the project in general for the first time and buying their suicide stacks.

>>11601742
filled to the BRIM

COUGH PFOUGH PFOUG DATAPROVIDERS PFOUGH PFOUGH RELEVANT SYSTEM PHOUGH

>>11601758
relax he just smoked way too much weed at the party last night

If someone is in the room and some new slides appear, please take pictures!

>>11601785
kek

>>11601729
This. Don’t sel all but take some opportunity if it comes. We’re at the margin now where we could easily fall below this even with good news.

Knowing sergey though I’ll be watching this to the last second. Will be a brutal dump unless we get a mainstream partner or mainnet launch

>>11601742
That's 4x bigger than it looks on stream

>>11601761
the crowd?

>>11601787
Fucking ARK guys get to everybody.

>>11601785

>>11601772
the timeshare of 2018

HE SAID CHAINLINK
HE SAID IT

Wow, its the goddamn uber example. Havent heard that one before.

Shit I need to sell asap this is Sibos all over again

inPFTTuts and outPFFTuts

SOMEONE RUN TO THE DESK AND THROW THE GLASS OF WATER IN THE AIR WHILE SCREAMING IT IS POISONED BY VITALIK

so fucking low energy
BOOORING

-6% since he started talking

lol

ZCASH?

Damn he got wasted last night he's got a runny nose and a nasty cough.

>>11601729
>be smart and sell link
fucking kek

The man is basically saying the entire conference he's at is worthless, unless his work succeeds. And no one cares. Why?

Guy in the black shirt nearest the camera is trying to swing trade these dips and getting burnt.

TOWNCRIER JOINING CHAINLINK

Announcement! Town crier = chainlink!

>it is best, because it works
based

HERE IT IS

TOWN CRIERRR

Towncrier is joining Chainlink!!!!! Hahahaha hahahah fucking die no linkers!!

IC3 JOINING CHAINLINK HOLY FUCKKKK

this is so fucking big holy shit

STRAP THE FUCK IN

>>11601836
>>11601837
Literally who

PARTNERED WITH TOWNCRIER BUY BUY

AGHHH TOWNCRIER

I've just jizzed!

>>11601849
wtf is towncrier?

>>11601833
anyone can create oracles he doesnt have a monopoly and nothing is reliant on him

all he has is a cool domain and paid shills on 4chan as a point of difference

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>town crier
not swift, not microsoft, not hyperledger

gonna dump hard now

TOWNCRIER ==== CHAINLINK
TOWNCRIER ==== CHAINLINK

He needs to hire a speaker ffs

THEY CLAPPED BUY

didn't towncrier got confirmed weeks ago?

TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK TOWNCRIER JOINS CHAINLINK

dump it

>>11601836
>>11601837
>>11601842
>>11601843
>>11601845
>>11601849
>>11601850
literally who? i'm selling

I WAS JUST A PARTNERSHIP WITH SOME LITERALLY WHO AGAIN
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS? THE FUCK IS TOWNCRIER AND IC3?

>>11601631
Dude if ur not joking ur retarded.

>>11601857
its nothing he already said that shit in a previous speech, its not even a partnership its just a word

its nothing, shills gotta shill

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY ONLY PROBLEM IS I DIDNT BUYMOREEEEEEEEEEE

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYY

Should we buy or sell?

>>11601867
Months lmao

"He's gonna announce a microsoft partnership" a fucking towncrier? SELL SELL SELL

>>11601876
Salty nolinker your days are DONE

price is rallying again!!!!!!!!

>>11601886

we knew towncrier is a a partner since ICO retards

HARDENED

>>11601833
And what conference is that? It's a conference of a shitcoin dispenser that created 100s of ponzis. That's it. Vitalik can be a genius coder etc, but still dumb as fuck. It's a big ass scam. Sergey with Chainlink is literally the most legit project in crypto.

>ywn be the paid shills in the audience who were told to clap at that moment of absolutely nothing

based

theyre posting here right now too hahaha

>>11601867
>>11601887

TC is going to be a feature of chainlink. Not the their own thing. before they were seperate. look at clovyr, they had an application that was just TC

>>11601886
don't fucking sell, just accumulate you tardbaby

that being said, it's probably dumping to at least 7500 now, town crier is a great partnership but it doesn't have FOMO appeal like microsoft or something would

“A hardened pe-“
Anyone else catch that? Kek

BUY BUY BUY

>>11601833
>>11601903


This is the truth that almost nobody in crypto knows

>>11601886
I sold 25% but I’m doing neither arm. Town crier was always fundamental to chainlink and we’ve know this for a while. It’s great and all and we may see a pump off it but any stinky from 2017 knows this already

>>11601898
Towncrier is now chainlink. There's no partnershi, they are one

>>11601918
i have partnership with trump. you see how easy it is to say??

This is actually substantial

>>11601905
M8 at least change IP. It makes you seem really desperate. We understand you sold at 8.3k sats.

he basically just announced that the oracle problem is solved!!
this is huge.

>>11601921
I swear he looks fatter than he dis yesterday? Do the chainlink gains reflect on his waistline?

>>11601919
Yeah. Pfffht Sergey, more like Sir Gay!

>>11601921
I thought there were only about 10 people in the room.

>>11601930
'almost solved' he said

>>11601929
im a value investor you fucking spastic loser

ill buy anything with value, thats why im here, to see whether it has value

hint no it doesnt it has a cool domain and paid shills

>>11601927
damn son

>>11601930
>>11601892
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK WHO BOUGHT THE TOP

>>11601921
Standing room only! We fucking made it, boys.

>>11601927
>these are now chainlink's partners
strap in

>>11601921
where are the crypto girls?

>>11601927
Are they partners or donors? It seems anyone can get on that list.

>>11601934
Did Sergey literally fucking eat Towncrier? Is that what "we became one" thing is about?

does he wash his shirt?

>>11601927
this. ic3 is connected with big name companies

Did anyone actually get baited by some twitter personalities 'announcement' tweet?

I think we need to show Copeland that CL is off limits.

>>11601953
They'll be here after chainlink has mainstream success

Imagine the faggots who were expecting bill gates to come on stage and give sergey a blowjob while he announces SWIFT partnership and coinbase listing. kek.

i legit can't listen cause im too nervous.
just working and reading this thread

he's talking with force and confidence! 1000k eo-week

>>11601921

>>11601940
Lmao it's like all you wannabe fudsters use the same template. At least make a good pasta or something.

ARI JUELS WAS ON IT ALL ALONG

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>11601953
They will come in 2025 and claim their "fair" share

>>11601960
that is how i read into it, holy shit

>>11601877
>God's dubs

How am I wrong?? I explained im a newfag

>>11601966
price literally rallied 25% on some gay tweet

when will millenials go back to watch the wolf of wall street to learn about penny stocks and their relationship with penny coins

>>11601939
Well no
Technically he said “as close to being solved as it ever has been” and the crowd erupted with applause

HTEY ARE STILL HIRING DEVELOPERS
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAA

Is towncrier the fucking announcement? Pls tell me this is not true

uh oh people feeling conclusion vibes and no other announcement coming, the true dump is here

WE WANNA WAKE UP!

>>11601969

>>11601974
you ever think that alot of intelligent people think the same way you dumb broke fag?

>>11601966
>TOWNCRIER
im quite sure he is here... hide mfuckr

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS.

>hundrets of thausands of great contracts that do other than token movement

>>11602000
SELL FAGGOTS SELLS!!

Towncrier is the ducking announcement!! Where is that shill larper

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek

Fucking nothing.

the price is down 10 cents....

>>11601996
It seems so. Unless he pulls his shirt off and has a good partnership logo tattooed on his belly as a last minute surprise.

dump it

No announcement. Crash imminent.

>>11601995
Growing the dev team by 50% from 2 to 3

>>11601365
THE GREAT DUMPENING STARTS RREEEE

>that's it
congrats on this, seriously

ITS OVER. DUMPENING COMMENCE
SWING LINKERS WIN AGAIN

>THAT'S IT?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11602021
OH GOD IT'S BELOW 8K ALREADY SERGEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The accumulation here will be fucking insane

BACK TO 5k SATS WE GO

smart contracts are ready to be made using chainlink and IC3 and towncriers partners will be the first group to use them. look at who ic3 and towncrier are working with and it will make sense why this announcement is great.

REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEE

quality free content that is biz

>>11602054
It's over....

>>11602052
the problem is that everyone involved has known this for a year already. A 'big announcement' would be MS, Swift, IBM, or mainnet going life. Towncrier is old news.

>>11602054
OHNONONONO
SWING LINKERS WIN
FOMO LOSES AGAIN

Anyone who believed Tim Copeland deserves all the justing in the world.

Sergey would never hype like that.

>>11601549
THICC

when will linkies realise they bought into a great marketting company with no tech

Why would you want for price to go up before mainnet? No point.

>>11602079
a partnership was old news. being the same entity is another. this is huge and you're a retard if you can't see why.

>>11602089
This!

>>11602089
that faggot tim copeland deserves to be hung

it's not going below 8000 sats

>>11602105
FUCKING THIS. NOW THEY ARE PAINTING A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR FLAG ON THE LINK CHART

>>11602103
lmao m8

>>11602114
it already did

WHY DID I NOT SELL HOW COULD I BE SO DUMB

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>11602112
Pretty amazing that he would try to pull this shit with his fucking face and identity in full view lol.

>>11602126
>MUUUUUH 9000 sats is the bottom
HODLERS BTFO, SWING LINKERS WIN

>going back up already

>>11602079
>>11602105
i think sergey means that ic3 and towncriers clients are now chainlinks clients

empty room now. lel

>>11602118
other than a good URL and constant shilling on biz what do they have

please show me the product and/or dev team

>>11602141
Don't be ridiculous - chainlink has no clients apart from some goatfuckers in India

Pussy ass swingtraders buying back in

“Chainlink is the most qualified team to seize the baton and bring Town Crier to the next stage of development. I’m confident that Chainlink’s leadership will result in high production quality, a raft of new features, and greatly improved usability. Integration of Town Crier into the Chainlink platform will help solve the vital problem of smart contract connectivity by bolstering both data integrity and query confidentiality.”

that was a gr8 dip, thanks stinkies

>>11602143
Almost no one in the space has a product and dev teams are usually a meme.

>>11602103
What? There's no marketing. That's one of the issues. All of the marketing is linkmarines shilling their bags.

>>11602141
>ic3 and towncriers clients are now chainlink clients
exactly why i said this was huge

>>11602126
>>11602082
>>11602068
>>11602065
>065▶
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>>11602059
>>11602054
>>11602051
>>11602040
>>11602034
>>11602032
YOU FUCKING RETARDS THIS IS THE BEST LINK ANNOUNCEMENT YET. LITERALLY ALL OF PIC RELATED ARE NOW CHAINLINK PARTNERS
WAKE UP AND BUY RETARDS

JUST

article on forbes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.forbes.com/sites/darrynpollock/2018/11/01/cornells-town-crier-acquired-by-chainlink-to-expand-decentralized-oracle-network/

>>11602178
If you think the shilling is organic you are the dumbest cunt in the world

>>11602138
>dead cat bounce

https://www.forbes.com/sites/darrynpollock/2018/11/01/cornells-town-crier-acquired-by-chainlink-to-expand-decentralized-oracle-network/#34ef22e72854

>>11602196
big dogg moon

>>11602186
Holy shit, Chainlink got acquired? They sold the company?
DUMP

>>11602186
oh fuck lol maybe this will speak to the brainlets

LINK sale has begun.

A C C U M U L A T E

>>11602186
NICE!!!

>>11602201
Holy fucking shit. Sergey just bought all their shit. That's where the ICO money went.

>>11602143
this one is quite shitty try again. The previous one was pretty good.

>>11602201
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/darrynpollock/2018/11/01/cornells-town-crier-acquired-by-chainlink-to-expand-decentralized-oracle-network/#34ef22e72854
ffff ... forbes?? writes about chainlink?
sempaiii

>>11602126
Could be worse, anon.

>Just woke up. See LINK @ 8770 sats thinking the "announcement" was earlier this morning.
>Fuck! There was news, biz has been right all along!
>FOMO in.
>Wait....the conference is starting now? What have I done?!?
>Hold because maybe there will be news.....

>>11602201
big

>>11602219
you faggots ruined biz good job

>>11602201
>>11602186
what the fugg

Dude, what kind of shit was that? Partnership with some fucking nobodies bahaabbaa

>>11602186
bullshit blogging platform that's pushed to Forbes

>>11602205
Idiot

>>11602186
>article on forbes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/darrynpollock/2018/11/01/cornells-town-crier-acquired-by-chainlink-to-expand-decentralized-oracle-network/

It has been predicted!

>>11601858
lmao

>>11602316
who predicted it? Was it drunkanon? I think I remember something about an article on Forbes.

>>11602316
60 cents end of day. dont worry, everything's fine.

>>11602282
make biz*

>>11602282
I'll put my thumb up your ass you nigger.

>>11602227
fucking right. Big dog, big nuts. Sergey isn't messing around.

>>11602339
Are you guys redditors or what? Click the fucking guys bio. You can see how many views his articles get. He has a blog on forbes. This isn't a featured article or frontpage news or anything. A typical 'story' he publishes gets 500 views. It's literally fucking nothing.

>>11602316
this.......it's real frens

>>11602316
>forbes.com
Oh shit!
>/sites/
huh...
>/darrynpollock/
OH NO NO NO

>>11602376
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/chainlink-acquires-town-crier-from-the-initiative-for-cryptocurrencies-and-contracts-300741835.html?tc=eml_cleartime

>>11601960
>Sergey literally fucking ate Towncrier
Fucking kek.

>>11602296
>nolinkers right now

Brainlets look for partnerships. Chads look for aquisitions.

>>11602467
Yeah, click the little link at the top that says 'source'. Adelyn is pushing these articles out.

We'll see the day where we're uniroincally on the cover of Forbes. But today is not that day. We are the only ones that care about this shit right now.

>>11602501
STFU. You're the same faggots that got all excited about some crypto personalty saying the Segey is makinga huge announcement so they can dump on you. All I'm asking is for you to not be a newfag and actually think critically about these goddmaned hype posts.

I'm all in on LINK and have been accumulating all year. I'm just not excited about bullshit blogs disguised as real articles. IDGAF if you buy or sell, just don't get shit in a cone and tell me it's ice cream.

>>11602512
did you miss the September issue anon?

Jesus Christ just how many of you are here. Thank fuck I was too lazy to but chinklink

>>11602541
What if said shit literally tasted like ice cream?

>>11602054
>he didn't sell the top so he could buy even more link after the panic sell

comrades

Strap in, hope you accumulated in that dip.

>posting in an epic bread

over 1,500 chainlink memes at a file size of 800mb

http://tricitiescryptocurrency.com/Chainlink-memes.zip

Enjoy frens an stay stinky~

/r/cc. you know what to do

>>11602950
>.zip
naawww nigga

>>11602950

WTF ALL MY LINK ARE GONE

>>11602541
So we shouldn’t be excited about the ramping increase of marketing activity? Even after Rory said it would ramp up before main net launch?
>Yea, u right