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>Get white collar job with my dad's friends company
>Never have to pick up anything heavy unless I want to.
>Job security because it's hard to find people that do the type of work that I do.
>Make more money than 90% of the people in my age bracket.
>Only 2 women work in my office and 1 of them just makes copies and does secretarial stuff.
>When I go into retail stores, I see how intimidated the cashiers/stock boys are by my $2000 suit and my Breitling watch.
>Give them a friendly chuckle as they bag my shit at the register with a lowly grimace. Sometimes I give them a pat on the back and say "hey, don't feel bad chief. We can't all have rich parents with connections, you know."

Why does having a white collar job make me feel so superior to the serfs?

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>>11585428

>> No.11585470

>>11585428
>he's happy being a bootlicker to some middle manager
Kek

>> No.11585483

you know how I know this is a larp? Here’s what white collar is like in California (maybe if you were east coast I’d believe you but the boards are grouped by local IP address)

- fat hispanic women everywhere
- incessant babbling about trump, resist etc
- incessant babbling about the weekend
- incessant babbling about Chad Thundercock
>it’s friday
>I’m so happy it’s Friday
>anon what are you doing on Friday
>run NPC Friday script.exe

>> No.11585493

>>11585483
But anon, I am on the East Coast. And I'm Jewish.

>> No.11585494

>>11585428
Bullshit that “only two women” are in “your friends dads company”, again, most people on this version of the board are in Cali based on board regonalization. Over here you are legally required to hire 50% female and 50% minority or you will be anally raped by the governors office

>> No.11585506

>>11585493
Oh well then shalom my friend you have it well
Don’t come to the west coast or your life will be as I just described

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>> No.11585577

>bragging about being a wageslave
impressive anon, tell us more!

>> No.11585597

>working with women
>White collar

Lol

>> No.11585627

>>11585493
Is your (((FRIEND))) a Jew as well?

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>>11585483
wtf are you on to think that 4chin has "regional board grouping". how fucking dumb are you?

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>>11585428
No fucking shit being a white collar wageslave is better than being a minimum wage, manual labor wageslave. This must be your first job ever to be this impressed yourself. Get back to me in 5 to 10 years and let me know if you still love being a wagecuck.

Take that salary and start your own business or GTFO. That honeymoon phase is going to wear off real quick.