/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11580705
You have to go back

>>11580705
>You think crypto will pump by the time january ends???
Quite the contrary. It's going to crash by then. If you don't want to be homeless, buy some bitcoin puts now and sell them when you're out of money. You probably won't catch the full crash, but you'll make enough to live for now.

>>11580705
Just go to the police and tell them that you want to be deported. They will give you some cash and put you in a plane straight to spain, but you will probably never be able to enter the UK again ever.

Just buy Link senpai. Which uni you at?

You still have until February. Keep looking for work

>>11580712
>>11580736
Even if i go back to Spain will still be homeless.

>>11580742
Cale

>>11580745
I´m on it but every time i get a rejection email i feel like throwing up Its driving me insane

>>11580796
Fuck, Caley isn’t even a proper uni.

I feel bad for you m80

You can come here to Missouri and stay with me for as long as you want as long as you let me jerk off all over your face once a week. So we don't even have to touch each other

>>11580705
>read in spanish accent

10/10 kek thanks OP

>>11580815
I should have enrolled in UofG

>>11580843
I like touching

>>11580705
mcdonalds is always hiring you worthless piece of lieing shit

If you decide to go to London, go to the Victoria Pret A Manger. They’ll give you a job no matter who you are. I tell Homeless people this all the time.

>>11580867
No they are not.
Not even fucking Tesco has openings

come to manchester and work for Amazon. They pay weekly. rent is cheap here and there are many spanish speaking people workin at amazon in manchester.

>>11581153
Could be an option, thanks pal, will have a look

>>11580705
>I have even thought about living as a homeless
there you have it, just be homeless and ask for money, put a sign saying: i want to go home, people will give you money..
pro tip, go in the wealthy areas of london, like under office buildings..
in LA some homeless even make 100$ a day

>>11580705
buy an AR-15
make your duty while passing by France
mosquee or jewish temple anyway
do it faggot
reconquista

>>11580729
t. pic related

>>11581153
is Manchester rent cheaper than Birmingham?

>>11580705
Your culture raped pillaged infected and dehumanized people to the brink of extinction . Hope all spaniards suffer

>>11580705
What is your professional field?

>>11580705
>escapes spain
>moves to fucking scotland
What were you thinking?

>>11581363
t. mad wetback

You see OP, the only thing you have to do is killing shitskins because they will never learn to respect their White master.

>>11581418
Building Surveyor and MSc in Project management

>>11581420
Dont know man, UK looked pretty good and glasgow was cheaper than London

>>11581513
mata los musulmanos hijueputa
no quieres entender lo que te digo?
MATA ESTOS PUTITOS

>>11580705
> fly (or even better swim) to the US
> claim being hispanic
> get gibs

>>11581708
Would that work?

>>11581708
oy vey, ID get
Kek wills it, you will make it spainbro

>>11581420
>Not even Waiter positions open

hes just a mexican that went to spain. it was all the rage like 5 years ago for mexicans to go to spain and be told to fuck off and dont come back but mexicans are dumb and some stayed

OP is part of the problem and the universe is correcting itself. nothing of value lost

>>11580705

If you are an an actual Spaniard, who grew up within 100 miles of the Pyrenees. I will unironically help you move to the USA and claim you are (((hispanic))). My city used to be under control of the Spanish Empire long ago, so you're fine.

However, if you are a crypto-moor I will pray that Torquemada rises from the grave and drives you into the sea.

>>11581784
I´m from basque country.
How could i move to USA and find a proper job?

>>11581839

Whats your masters in?

>>11581861
International Project Management

>>11581513
>Building Surveyor and MSc in Project management
No grad schemes with house builders up there? Who has rejected you? Deano box builders are always looking for fresh meat. If you're willing to move search for jobs in hampshire.

>>11581885
A shit ton of companies have told me to fuck off such has Hays, Turner & Townsemd, Contracts Scotland and so on.
They always ask for experience but i cant get fucking experience if they dont hire me. Its a fucking loop

>>11581863
Lol you lazy spaniard you chose the most retarded major. you legit got scammed by the school

>>11581885
Also all the undergraduate / postgraduate schemes start on fucking september
I´ll be homeless on February.

>>11581923
well you don't go majoring in common sense. management degrees are bullshit. you can get a manager job in a field after you have worked in it after a couple of years.

i live in edinburgh and i can help you with 20 bucks.maybe try to apply to jobs in edinburgh ,as the economy here is a bit better developed than in glasgow?

>>11581937
Apply for a CAD monkey job with surveyors until you can leave for project management?

>>11580705
Moved to London last year, could not find a job, money running low and I had no place to stay, found some faggot recruiting retards to hospitality agency so I tried it.
The job was brain-dead and the pay was pretty decent for the start. I only got to work in expensive hotels/places. Most of them also have canteens with loads of food.
Hiring process was some old bitch talking for few hours and then short interview.
This is the best time to get into this, because it dies around Christmas till February as far as I know.
It probably saved me now that I think about it back.

>>11581863

Well my Iberian friend, Texas / Oklahoma / Arkansas will probably be your best bet.

You have two options: try to get on for H1B slave labor by applying from abroad and deny a job to a local American (which would go to a pajeet anyway, so it's probably better that you do it).

The second option is the slummier option: would entail you flying here on a tourist visa, overstaying, and trying to act like are some sudaca piece of shit (you better hide that fucking lisp). You could very easily get on with a shitty job paying $10-15 an hour in a factory or chicken plant while you try to get an actual green card and then put your degree to good use. The problem with this is, you will be working backbreaking labor until you *make* it. However, you'll get a shitty little apartment for around $450-700 a month and be able to live a decent life if you're single.

Real talk though, check out Dallas, Texas : Oklahoma City, OK or places like that. I'm sure there is an oil company that would love an actual native spanish speaker who isn't a complete fucking mongoloid sudaca to help oversee their operations in Mexico or points south.

All I ask in return for this advice is no less than 70lbs of genuine manchego cheese.

-t Texan

>>11581839
Ya aint coming to take my jobs you bastard! Midterm elections next week. Borders gonna be closed soon.

>>11581944
Project Managers get paid pretty good

>>11581969
Would appreciate it a lot, Anon

>>11581971
All of them ask for experience

>>11581980
Not sure if i have enoug money to move to US. also i wold need a visa