/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11577222
sounds like a win win
what do you have to do next month tho
>you're gonna have to eat ass lol

>>11577222
Checked

Is your landlord a dude?

>>11577242
>>11577259

she's in her late thirties but she is really fit. No kids and she runs a art class in her garage.

>>11577276
That’s super fucking hot. Post pics.

>>11577222
storytime faggot

Proof or larp fucking faggot

>>11577298
>>11577306
I don't have pics but I'll green text it.

>Sitting in the loungeroom playing dark souls 3
>She comes home from the club with this gay asian guy and 2 other girls
>They are all drunk as fuck and the gay asian guy ends up helping me beat the Pontiff
>They start drinking some more and I join in.
>we make home made pizzas and stuff until it's like 2 am
>They all end up past out in the living room.
>I decide to carry my landlord back to her bed because it seemed like the right thing to do.
>When I lay her down she wraps her arms around me and asks me (in a slurred drunken voice) to let her 'thank me'.
>She lays me down and ends gives me a awkward sloppy blowjob and after I came she laughed and feel asleep with my cum all over her face. (dw I cleaned it up before I went back to my room).

>>11577368
lets see her

>>11577368
Congratz, you just raped you landlord. Taking advantage of her vulnerable state, tsk tsk...

>>11577222
Op is a faggot, he prefer the trap Asian.

>>11577449
Enjoy your sentence in federal prison with bubba and then rest of your life as registered sex offender.

yeh she will wake up and decide you raped her, they will check the security footage and see you carrying her off from the lounge. its ogre for you lmao

>>11577449
>>11577461
>>11577475

If I get sent to jail at least my bags won't feel as heavy.

She laughed because you fell for her rape plan.

>he fucked a drunk woman
Enjoy jail

when will it be mine turn

>>11577498
>he posted about how he faceraped his drunken landlord on a stamp collecting forum

The cherry on top

So you took advantage of a drunk woman to get off with your perversity in an attempt at getting special treatment?
You're soon to be evicted and probably end up with a lawsuit.

Your privilege is about to get checked, OP.

>>11577777
nice get linky stay stinky xd

>women
>owning property and renting it out
Nice LARP

lmao @ everyone thinking she will remember anything

>>11577809
Nigger you are talking about kidnapping a daughter of a Vegas casino owner. Off coarse she is going to fucking remember. Getting kidnapped isn't a daily occurrence.

>>11577777

It felt so right though...

>>11577821
What's this about a Vegas casino owner?

>>11577821
Wrong thread anon

People have gone to jail for a lot less

You’re going to prison m8. Better wash those bed sheets and bleach her face

>>11577840
Sorry wrong thread >>11576674

>>11577865
OP has to kill her now.

For some reason I’m picturing some fat Asian in this story. No hot Asian would blow a NEET who plays vidya

>>11577368
Nice, OP. She is such a slut tho.

Also:
>business and finance

Rapist

>>11577368
#MeToo

>>11577959
>business and finance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

Get educated.

>>11577368
Yup, you raped her. Better put all your money in monero and get the fuck out of the country ASAP

Why would you lie online

>>11577777

>>11577777

MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY

>>11577777
those digits are the cherry on top, wew

>>11577222
>itt autistic wet dreams from anime poster

Somepony plz report to fbi

>>11577368
>(dw I cleaned it up before I went back to my room)
This is where it gets sketch, OP. You don't want her to remember what happened? What the fuck, bro? You shouldn't have let her go down on you if she was that fucked up.

>>11577368
Why didn't you fucked her too?

>>11579063
He should've just let her sleep with cum on her face?

Not that he's not going to jail for doing this with someone drunk to the point their voice is slurring though

>>11577368

Lol OP don’t listen to these fags. You’re not going to jail. Did you talk to her since it happened yet? How did she act?

Op you have one chance one oportunity to get out of this.

The passed out asian gay guy.

You have to jack him off get his semen and smear it on your landlords face. Blame him.

Don't forget to carry him to her room.

Your story is that he carried her.
She mistake him for you.

>>11577777
Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

>>11579063

Imagine if this was said about a really drunk man fucking a sober women.

Women want to be treated as equal unless it has anything to do with accepting consequences for their actions.

>>11577368
Why clean her up though?

>>11579222

>Literally asking why he didn't let his cum dry on her face.

You people are fucking disgusting.

>>11579234
>you people
get out