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>>11574934
the fuck is wrong with you

I only sniff her chair oh god it smells so goood

>>11574952
im horny and hate masturbating to non-irl women

>>11574966
i barely interact with them, im a pretty quiet guy

>>11574974
>doesn't masturbate to qt 2d women
not going to make it

>>11574966
how do you do it without getting caught?

>>11574989
>stay late in the office doing overtime
>wait til she is going home and open office is empty
>walk to her chair and smell it for an hour or two
>sometimes lick it while dreaming about her perfect ass brapping into my throat

I‘m also a bit ashamed to admit that I started collecting her hair

Like beating off to their instagrams?
I mean I do that, I have a gf but I still do it. it's normal right?

Or do you mean like these creeps
>>11574966
>>11575018

>>11574934
Fuck yeah I do. I worked with a thick latina for a while and always thought of her while jerking it. It works better than porn sometimes.

>>11574934
I fuck my coworkers, its pretty easy, just be confident and go for it my man

>>11575151
Enjoy getting #metoo'd once one of them wants to drain you

>>11575355
this is why you secretly film it to show its consensual
then bust out the tape in court for all to see

>>11575151
Unless you work some shit tier McJob this is a bad idea.

>>11575151
>Implies men also

Explain yourself, anon!

>>11574952
fpbp
it's pretty disgusting to think there are wagecucks browsing this board

>>11576583
Kek

>>11575376
Genius

>>11574934
Why would you do this when there is stuff like this on the internet
youtube.com/watch?v=rtPYqsX7mO8

Are you gay?

>>11574934
I've done it.

That's totally fine. I would also do it if I were a wagecuck.

>>11574984
>Masturbating at all

Learn to control the desires of flesh cretin.

>>11576880
When you stop eating too much then?

It’s healthier than porn OP. I was doing real well just jerking it thinking of conworkers then I relapsed a few weeks ago after fucking around with some girl who liked to watch porn. Jerked off to traps twice yesterday feelsbadman

>>11576880
Low T beta sõyoboyo

they know
don't know how but they know
don't do it

>>11574934
How can you talk or be in the presence of females that you`ve fantasized about, that would be way too awkward man. There`s a reason porn stars and anime girls exist.

When I'm not using porn, I keep a spankbank of sexy women I've seen in a day to refer to later. This usually includes co-workers, but I've moved jobs and work in an area where I don't think there are more than 3 women under 25 and none of them are particularly flappable (and if you're resorting to fapping to women over 25, who you haven't fucked and thus don't have a realistic sensation bank to pull from, you're not even trying).

>>11574934
op if you are working shit tier restaurant you can actually fuck these sorry excuse for women. thats the truest meme of all, restaurant chix fuck dudes. its real lad.

>>11575068
Yeah it's normal. I have a 8/10 gf and still masturbate and collect whatsapp profile pics of a 10/10 I almost had something with during last year in high school.

>>11574934
Masturbating to 3DPD is the most pathetic thing in existence.

>>11575018
jesus holy fuck. this nigger is going to end up killing people texas chainsaw style

I haven't done this since ever. Used to fap to classmates, but I guess it isn't the same. I have fapped to memories of grocery store cashiers and other randoms I met in public, but to be honest I can't jack it to co-worker because they're annoying and I'm a fag so I like to fap to women I have a neutral or positive association with.