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11543877 No.11543877 [Reply] [Original]

Elon Musk is obscenely rich, has millions of devout fans male & female, has a huge dick (seriously) , and actually looks pretty handsome, with a square jaw and nice cheekbones.

So with all that in mind, this guy could probably have a stable loving marriage with literally any woman on earth, either a stunningly beautiful model/actress, or a fellow billionaire who can fuel and cooperate in his vision.

So why the FUCK is he fucking a coked up, ugly beatmaker??

>> No.11543889
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11543889

>>11543877

True love is blind

>> No.11543890

>>11543877
>Ugly

take that back

>> No.11543893

>>11543877
She's probably fun to hang around with.

>> No.11543894

>>11543890
grimey is hitting the wall hard imo. probably has a shit diet and no real exercise routine.

>> No.11543895

>>11543877
Punished Elon is a broken man with nothing to lose.

>> No.11543902

>>11543877
He's a fucking beta. You can just get the feel of insecurity from his twitter, and when you see how many times hes been divorced and that he was heavily bullied as a child (not saying this means yo're beta foirever but he clearly hasn't got past it) it's undeniable. The submarine thing was particularly bad.

Look at all the other billionaires, they've all stuck with the same partner for years. Don't get me wrong I like his companies and think he's doing a lot of good for the world, but he's just pure beta cringe.

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>>11543895

>> No.11543933

>>11543902
Agreed, I really admire him but he’s beta as fuck with women.

>> No.11543939

>>11543902
>calling out a 'beta'

Looks whos insecure and probably a beta himself.

Im a beta and know it and I dont give a fuck.

>> No.11543952

>>11543939
Did I say I wasn't a virgin loser like most people here myself? Doesn't change the facts, at all.

>> No.11543954

>>11543877
Why the fuck does it matter? He already had several wives and a bunch of kids.
He can afford to have some fun with a semen demon now.

>> No.11543956

>>11543939
Irony or are you not self-aware/American?

>> No.11543958
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>>11543939
>n-no you!!!

>> No.11543966

i dont even care anymore,lost all my respect after all the anime fiasco

>> No.11543967

>>11543952
Elon just makes rookie errors, he goes for hot chicks who have serious issues and dumps them when he realises that. It's a literal chad and goes through women like a whore through a trek convention.

>> No.11543978

>>11543967
Delusional

There's nothing chad about getting divorcing over and over again at his age

>> No.11544011

thats a witch, just look at his mother shes also a witch

>> No.11544034

some guys go for the quirky and interesting type rather than the gym instructor type. It's your fault you don't have a soul, not Elon Musks.

>> No.11544113

>>11543978
There is, it's all part of his plan, and the joke is he makes them sign a prenup.

>> No.11544120

source on his dick being big? how big exacty?

>> No.11544123

>>11543967
Nope if he was a chad he would just pump and dump them as these hoes deserve it
But instead he marries them even has kids and then realize that you cant make a loving housewife out of golddiggers

>> No.11544153

>>11544123
my opinion is that he expects too much/gets bored of them

many genius or even above average intelligence men have this problem

>> No.11544170

>>11543877
> my opinion is a non-disputable fact

>> No.11544200

>>11544123
>he makes them sign a prenup.

He one step ahead of the female mind, he goes into the pump pre anticipating the dump.
He doesnt want a commitment he just takes their genes and drops them like its hot

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>>11543877
>beatmaker
What's a beatmaker?

From watching her music videos, she seems like a bully. Dancing with obviously less beautiful women and splattering them with makeup that makes them even uglier - sparing this from herself. Then making camera shots where she's compared to this manufactured monstrosity.

Bullied Elon + Bully Grimes = luv

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11544214

he fucks her, i might not buy tesla shares now, whats going on with elon, OP is right

>> No.11544226

>>11543877
implying she isn't cooperating by shilling him on 4chan and social media

>> No.11544228

>>11543877
you really have no idea who the FUCK elon musk is, do you?

>handsome

are you fucking kidding me you faggot?

>> No.11544243

>>11544228
roastie detected

>> No.11544246

>>11544203
Holy fuck man, I've been on the chans since the mid 00s and I still can't understand how some of you guys even concieve of the shit you're spewing

I'm all about thinking outside the box and whatnot but god dayum man you went really fucking out there for this crap

Bottom line: Elon said he connected with Grimes because they're both nerds. I guess if he just wanted to be bullied he'd stay with Depp's former wife forever

>> No.11544262

trusted sources confirmed elon fortnite dances irl in his free time

>> No.11544274
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>>11544246
Seen similar situations in real life. In close family as well.
When you read about the shenanigans Grimes did in general, it centers about being uncomfortable to as many people as possible, in a way that is somewhat defensible due to pretending to be virtuous or conned.

>> No.11544279
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11544279

she looks like my grandpa

>> No.11544340

>>11544279
she's hideously ugly

imagine having a net worth of like $20B and choosing to stick your dick in that thing, fuck...

>> No.11544370

>>11544340
She just made herself that way to humiliate Elon. Same with encouraging him to tweet crap that humiliates him horrendously.

>> No.11544391

>>11544279
do not want

>> No.11544431

>>11544340
You're literally projecting. Elon Musk could fuck any girl he'd like in terms looks. There's obviously something else that he finds attractive about her and that's perfectly fine. Only incels are getting their jimmies rustled about it.

>> No.11544436

>>11544279
In that case, I want to fuck your grandpa.

>> No.11544442

>>11544431
>three different accusations in a post three sentence post.
>the perfect expression of raw butthurt
Grimes is far from beautiful. Very likely that she's kind-of pretty now only because she's young, and this will fade quickly.

>> No.11544495

>>11544279
Is that Sergey behind her?

>> No.11544558

>>11544442
>Grimes is far from beautiful.
Huh? When did I say otherwise? Learn some reading comprehension, brainlet.

>> No.11544612

>>11543877
He’s going full blown Howard Hughes. He’s gonna be naked walking around with Kleenex boxes on his feet soon.

>> No.11545133

>>11544228
this

>elon musk
>handsome
the guy had to go through multiple surgeries because he's bald and ugly

also, he got as rich as he is now thanks to govt subsidies

>> No.11545300

>>11544279
la creatura

>> No.11545305

As a man of equally high IQ I can relate that it is simply more of a thrill to fuck and get into the mind of the more eccentric roastie

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>>11543877
Mega rich guys are very different from you and I. They've already experienced all the things you mentioned. Pic related. He's had a few model wives.

Once you've done it all, that's when you start to develop weird fetishes like cuckholding, financial dom, bisexuality, etc

This time he went for some goth art school girl because it's a different flavor from what he's used to. It's really not that hard to understand.

>> No.11545399

maybe if you stopping pretending like the incel beta faggot way that is promoted all over 4chan, (sociopathic anti-social dumbassery) was true you would figure out what its like to have actual human interaction

>> No.11545425

>>11544495
Imagine falling for a scam this hard where you start to see shit that isn’t there

>> No.11545429

>>11543890
Easy, Elon
We don't want you to start posting anime again

>> No.11545432

>>11545399
>(sociopathic anti-social dumbassery) was true you would figure out what its like to have actual human interaction
>implying Elon doesn't have options
>Blatantly projecting

>> No.11545442

>>11545375

>tfw you will never ge a shitty blowjob from amber

why even keep breathing,bros

>> No.11545474

>>11544431
sorry to burst your retard bubble but she's ugly and there is nothing redeeming about her
kys cuck

>> No.11545496

>>11545432
projecting? Nah senpai, i fuck my hot latina gf's big ass on a regular basis and run my family's business. I'm literally talking about you

>> No.11545498

>>11543877
Girls that make beats in my experience are the chillest chicks on the planet. Being open minded, open to esoteric ideas and growing talents not (directly) involved in your appearance coupled with an appreciation of anime/manga, he has found his waifu.

>> No.11545510

>>11544214
Do you get paid to post this?

>> No.11545549

>>11545496
>run my family's business
Ah, an inheri-retard. A literal well-monied loser. A moron. Makes thing you wrote fully understandable.

>> No.11545606

>>11545549
god damn, sometimes i swear the jealousy manifests itself from the screen of laptop that sits on top of the desk in my private office. Hows that hourly paycheck treating you Anon?

>> No.11545797

grimes is fucking awesome he should be fucking grateful to be with her

>> No.11545950

>>11543877
He's a nerd. All the money in the world can't give you confidence with women. She's also probably an absolute freak in the sac.

>> No.11545963

>>11545375
Also this. I'm not super rich but I've slept with 100+ women and at this point my tastes are so specific and increasingly more perverted with each passing year.

>> No.11546385

>>11543902
He isn't a beta but he has the mindset of a beta trying to be an alpha, in short he is compensating.
If he was really alpha he wouldn't constantly seek validation and approval by acting like a celebrity.

>> No.11546455

>>11543978
what is chad then? fucking the same hole your whole life?

>> No.11546463

>>11545606
>Hows that hourly paycheck treating you Anon?
No idea. A rich NEET myself.
Good that your family helps you in your mental disability, as clearly shown in this thread. They know you wouldn't be able to fend for yourself.

>> No.11546493

>>11545963
Im not super rich and not even close to sleeping with 100+ women and also at this point my tastes are so specific and increasingly more perverted with each passing year.

>> No.11546627

He’s been with some hot chicks like Amber then he was married to that British hot actress from Westworld. I agree grimes is not as attractive but maybe she’s fun and makes him “feel young” so he gets his dopamine rushes that way. Previously he got it from Amber who’s got one of those hot ass lean young blonde white bodies. If you’ve seen her nude her body is perfect.

Anyways, who knows if they break up he’ll go back to fucking good looking chicks again probably

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>>11543890
and now I post grimey circa 2012 grimes again

>> No.11546661

>>11546647
Yikes. Disregard my previous post

>> No.11546675

>>11543877
His first wife was reasonably cute. Don't know why he dumped her.

>> No.11546679

>>11543890
she is ugly, not even up for debate. My poor sister is prettier than that fucking grimey shitface

>> No.11546691

>>11546627
He just likes that she bosses him around.

>> No.11546700

>>11543877
>tfw you realise we're all just npc and muskrat is the only pc

>> No.11546731

>>11543877
He harbors a massive cache of "cheese pizza", thats why.

>> No.11546733

>>11546679
She isn't ugly at all. Not model-worthy beautiful either and will suffer a post-wall related decline.
She's youthful, ok face and slim - which is supposedly a rarity in the US.

>> No.11546899

You guys are missing the big picture

she must give an amazing sloppy deepthroat blowjob, thats like +100 points right there

>> No.11546945

Elon is out of his mind. He's a billionaire the same age as my father yet he's doing lower than 4chan level twitter posts with anime pics.

>> No.11547119

>>11546945
thats the beauty of it

>> No.11547136

>>11546945
He's secure in himself by doing this? Your father still has to suck dick to not get fucked in the ass?

>> No.11547146

>>11546945
we're in the boomer era where majority of the future 1% are all anime fags anyways, elon's just embracing it

>> No.11547158

>>11546899
This and i bet he let her shit on him too, with anal right after

>> No.11547159

>>11546733
>isn’t ugly at all

she’s 4/10 with and without make up. She’s ugly bro get over it

>> No.11547184

>>11547159
That doesn't make her ugly. Her face isn't everything as well. Stop making statements and back them up somehow.

>> No.11547197

>>11547184
when it comes to beauty, facial beauty is the only category. Cope more buddy. When someone calls a girl pretty, it’s because she’s actually pretty, not thicc

>> No.11547225

>>11547197
You're right, but your making an argument for Grimes. Shes has a youthful/blooming look and is slender with perky tits on her. Not a disfigured face by any means.

>> No.11547299

>>11543877
She's probably a girl that he can talk to about anything, like games and conspiracy shit.
His last girlfriend or wife or whatever the fuck Amber Heard was probably a retard that only cared about fame-whoring on social media.

+ He already had kids with the preferable choice of partner so.. why would he care? It's all about having fun for him now

>> No.11547321

>>11543877
brains over body

>> No.11547355

>>11543877
I can has cheesebeggas pls sir

>> No.11547368

>>11544442
what if i told you she's over 30?

>> No.11547398
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11547398

Mao Zedong took some young actress as wife at some point.

>> No.11547418

>>11547368
Then she's keeping her youthful appearance very well. Perhaps she's using Elons money for that. Otherwise, Elon is clearly having fun while being with her, so I don't know if her looks weren't the bait that allowed her present to him, what he didn't knew he needed, and she is able to provide.

>> No.11547430

>>11543902
pretty sure she's straponing him regularly as well

>> No.11548053

>>11543877
Bro, he probably has fucked everything he wanted. That shit gets old as fuck. For some reason, he likes hanging around with her. Nothing more boring than boring company. i rather be alone that stuck on a boring relationship just so I can fuck.

>> No.11548084

and he already got sucked by amber heard. you can't top that. its not even that she's the best looking girl, but she's that girl that every guy in the world would love to be sucked, and he did that. He's above us. Stop projecting our insignificance over this dude's life.

>> No.11548210

this
>>11545375

>> No.11548709

>>11543877
Having fun is far more important than having someone flawlessly pretty

>> No.11548812

>>11547398
She was a psychopath, just like Mao.

>> No.11548985

>>11548812
Mao definitely had the character traits of a typical neet. He had to make tough decisions, which doesn't necessarily makes him a psychopath.

>> No.11549571

>>11543939
>calling out a 'beta'

Looks whos insecure and probably a beta himself.

Im a beta and know it and I dont give a fuck.

>> No.11549622

>>11543939
Buy Link Elon

>> No.11549650
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11549650

Any love is good love

>> No.11549747
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>>11548985
>Continuing the Great Leap Forward for another 5 years after the first run was proved to be a disaster

>Advocating the use of Lysenko's unscientific farming methods even after it was proven by the Soviets to not work

>Killing many people and crashing the economy to the ground with the Cultural Revolution because he didn't want to owe up to his mistake of starting the disastrous Great Leap Forward

>Ordering the killing of all bourgeoisie (especially landlords) based only on the fact or accusation that they're bourgeoisie regardless of whether or not they've committed any crimes

>Punishing people who opened up the granaries to alleviate the famine

>Starving political opponents to death or denying them proper medical care

Nah, he's a fucking 100% psychopath. There's no room for unambiguous interpretation here.

>> No.11549850

>>11549747
Hindsight 20/20.
>Landlords
>Not cancer
You seem to have an ideological tint. The point of Mao's doing was to free China from it's heavy entanglement in tradition. As we see today, he was largely successful and correct in his assessment.
By the way, he was heavily influenced by anarchist thinkers.

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>>11548812
Your IP has been logged my friend.
Have a happy day!

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11549970

I know the Grimes type well, they manipulate by sucking dick any time you ask and even when you didn't. It works.

>> No.11549972

>>11549850
It's not in hindsight because he knew exactly what he was doing and other people have done similar things before him (the Soviets). He was once a librarian and avidly read books. Using mobs of children/teens to kill adults was a strategy he read from the history and military strategy books at the library where he had worked at. Killing intellectuals and banning certain books/media was a tactic he adopted from the first emperor of China.

I'm not ideological, but you sound like are 100% ideological because it sounds like you don't give a fuck about innocent deaths. They didn't just kill landlords, they killed anyone they didn't like based only on allegations. After killing the rich, they lowered the bar and started killing well-to-do peasants too. The killing only stopped after his death. Ironically, Mao came from a rich peasant class.

My point is he killed a lot of innocent people. He outdid all of his predecessors. You think it's okay because you only care about destroying tradition and not how people had suffered. You live in a comfy 1st World country completely insulated from the terrors happening in other parts of the world and could only relate to other people in terms of how tradition is keeping your faggot liberal ass down.