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>at job interview
>"Why couldn't we find you on Facebook, anon?

>> No.11540254

>>11540246
never been asked this, please dont tell me "talent acquisition" roasties actually do this

>> No.11540255

>>11540246
Never once happened to me. Are you trying to be a fucking blogger?

>> No.11540265

>>11540246
>Why are you looking me up on facebook? That creepy as fuck and invasive to my privacy.
>Get up and walk the fuck out of the interview

>> No.11540273
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>>11540246
Because I don't have a Facebook account?!?

>> No.11540282
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11540282

>why don't you have a phone?

>> No.11540294

>>11540246
welcome to non-stem
you could have prevented this

>> No.11540305

That sneaky kike zuckercuck is evil

>> No.11540597

>>11540246
What year am I in? Did it happen again?

>> No.11540626

I've worked on projects where we sign a non disclosure agreement not to leak any information to social media.
More often than not it's for public relations reasons than security, especially for government projects.

>> No.11540780

>>11540246
>why don't you have any cybernetic implants anon?

>> No.11540920

>>11540246
>at job interview
>"why are you still a virgin mr. anon?"

>> No.11540949

looks like our north star hasn't changed still
we don't need to boil the ocean here

>> No.11540953

>>11540246
>why are you prying into my personal life
>that is unprofessional show me to the fucking exit immediately
i have had to do this twice in my life
they got the point real fast

>> No.11541049

>>11540920
Lol

>> No.11541094

>>11540273
Dubs.

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>>11540246
>at job interview
>"why are you interested in our company?"
>mutter something good about the company and why my skills are a good fit
>"I think that wraps up the interview. We'll keep in touch"
>never hear back

>> No.11541110

>>11540953
>show me to the fucking exit immediately

Did you walk into the room blindfolded you autistic retard?

>> No.11541115

>>11541110
Turns out he was applying to the NSA, and yes he was blindfolded, and no they didn't understand where his criticism was comming from

>> No.11541132

>>11540246
Just say you don't condemn the way Facebook has turned into a political tool.
It's vague and bipartisan.

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11541133

>>11540246
>I have been permabanned for ''extreme antisemitism'' m'am.

>> No.11541933

>>11540273
roll

>> No.11542014

>>11541133

kek

>> No.11542147

>>11541102
Iktf

>> No.11542187

>>11540273
roll

>> No.11542223

>>11540780
>Why don't you have an RFID chip implant connected to your bank account, Anon? How do you expect us to pay you?

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>>11540246
>you don't have a social media presence?

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>>11540273
Roll

>> No.11542853

>>11540246
We've noticed you're not wearing a gps buttplug or pulse monitor penis cage... why is that, anon?

>> No.11542896

>>11541132
>don't condemn
The absolute state of this board

>> No.11542916

>>11541102
>"why are you interested in our company?"

herp derp i need money for food and bills.

>never hear back

>> No.11542918

>>11541133
KEK

>> No.11542924

Because Facebook is a dying platform. I switched to Twitter. Look me up @magapepe1488

>> No.11542982

>>11540273
That’s fucking gay bro

>> No.11543491

>>11540273
Why these girls have bulges in their panties?

>> No.11543613

>>11540953
nice username
makes up for the shit post

>> No.11543617

>>11540273
Rollan

>> No.11543618

>>11541133
Kek
>>11541132
you mean don't CONDONE?

>> No.11543622

>>11540246
Because i deleted my account with the data leak problems facebook had. I value the protection of private data

>> No.11543624

>>11543617
WAIT THEYRE FUCKING TRAPS NOOOOOOOOOO

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>>11540246
>>11540282
I dont have faceberg twatter instagaym or fagchat
Neither do I have a goyphone, just burners.

5yrs ago this was normal
Today they look at me like I´m from another planet.
Mark of the Beast is already here and I am surrounded by human apes.

>> No.11543640

>>11543491
Ana´s got a surprise for you lad

>> No.11543732

>>11541133
Kek if my interviews going to hell anyway ill say this

>> No.11543743

>>11540273
Roll

>> No.11543765

>>11540273
roll

>> No.11543777

>>11540273
Many are good choices. I like the dark hair ones though.

>> No.11543787

>>11543777
Wtf what did God mean by this?

>> No.11543800

>>11540254
they do

>> No.11543816

>>11540273
roll

>> No.11543826

>>11540246
Explain that you come from a poor background and couldn't afford a reliable internet connection so you never bothered making one

>> No.11543828

>>11540265
>privacy
>facebook

pick one

>> No.11543848

>Because I have a social media addiction and I spend too much time using it.

...When they don't hire you file a lawsuit for disability based discrimination.

>> No.11543907

>>11540246
>>11540273
more like, "why couldn't we find you on linkedin?"
or "do you have a linkedin profile?"
"i think I have a few business connections that might interest you, how can I find you on linkedin?"

>> No.11543946

>>11540273
omg rolling for dubs please lord

>> No.11544556

>>11540273
rollin