/biz/ - Business & Finance

ANIME PORTFOLIO IS BEST PORTFOLIO

awwww fuck yes I'm buying my dick off today. it's time

>>11536049

tripfags are gone today

and the shit-posting vacuum is being filled in in an odd way

IT

FILLED

I've been waiting for 6 months for this order to fill, /biz/ you told me it would never happen.

Stop right there bear

>>11536062
I guess it must be market volatility then
>>11536071
Yeah something is fucky today. It just seems off. Like i'm in an /smg/ thread from an alternate universe.

>>11536081
based

>>11536074
This tbqh. I bought cheapo V and they raised their dividend

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my Fren Divvy currently makes me $2.28 per hour every hour of every day.

me longed today ;_;
it not fair

>CEO Mike is pleased to announce a positive profit warning

who /buy the dip/ here
gonna be rich

>>11536099
its pretty easy to make it with well over half a million dollars in capital

making even less than 2.28 hourly all yaer would be pretty pathetic

>>11536081
hahahahah the prophecy has been fulfilled. this confirms that the time to buy is now. I'm going all in.

>>11536062
this tbqh

>>11536093

>>11534210
>texas anon stopped namefagging, he could still be here
>
>comfey is meeting chillies-macaroni grill guy soon irl (salt lake city) so he might be driving
>
>Baggie probably made a couple million back on wednesday or tuesday, so knee deep in cocaine and black chicks right now
>
>planes might be hanging himself, but i think i saw him yesterday evening
>
>scoops, grim, profit, nikkei-bro and the others usually dont post until later after market hours
>
>but at least we got dividends bro in the house, and the nice reverse indicator mascot known as RKG
also yesterday was texanon's birthday

>>11536111
i only have 320K working towards my divs/cap gains. dividend growth is what makes me more money
like >>11536098 stated, V just upped their dividend near 20%. Its not about current yield, its about div growth.

Press f to pay respects to the economy

f

>>11536127
when is comfy meeting with chili's macgrill guy? what kind of autismal things are they going to get into?

>>11536081
You've got good discipline

>>11536081
noice

>>11536141
salt lake city, so maybe is a mormon penis docking meetup? idk

>>11536081

>>11536141
>when is comfy meeting with chili's macgrill guy?
More important, who's going to rape who?

>>11536111
24 hours a day means it’s more like 6.84/hr on a 40hr/wk job only you don’t have to do any work for it

>>11536165
My guess is we never hear from comfy again. He's going to get raped and murdered and be left in a chili's dumpster. Chili's guy is secretly big5.

>>11536081
...why would you do this to yourself.

>muh Amazon owns the internet it shouldn't have tanked
kek
also conglomerates tend to suck in stocks

>>11536183

>>11536183
this would be a great episode of Forensic Files

they could interview anons on smg while we hide our faces and voices explaining the situation

>>11536130
whats your total portfolio by weight are you willing to share?

I have some V myself but its only like 5% I believe, im not really a dividend bro yet but I do keep everything on DRIP

What's wrong, bears? I thought you were back from lunch break.

Is FNGU a good buy right now?

>>11536048
i b m

>>11536220
2/3 in mutual funds and 1/3 in dividend portfolio

4 mutuals funds: Growth, Income, Emerging Markets, Euro. Get about

Dividend Portfolio: AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, SBUX, T, V, VZ

My biggest positions are KO (by far), AAPL, JNJ, PG, PFE and T.

Come on papa Bezos... don't let me down...

>>11536210
kek, it would be an absolute shit show. Although I am a very thorough historian when it comes to kneepad.

>>11536238
sorry, had to go to the bathroom

>>11536245
Yes
Going to double from here when goldman sachs flips off the sell bots next week

>>11536210
>huuuh yeah I wanked to rkg
>a lot

>>11536175

Plus you can still do other, non-stressful work the supplement that, AND you don't have the very real financial costs of work stress or commuting or any of the other minor shitty costs of having a job

>>11536250
stuff like AAPL only has a 1.x% dividend annually how are you making like 15% on your money annually

KO is better at 3.35% apparently but thats still such a low return

>>11536250
Your story about $2.84/hour doesn't add up

>>11536185
do what?

FAANG is overvalued

>>11536255
Papa Bezos is accumulating. He wants it all. Everything.

>>11536278
dividend growth. almost all (save for GE) increase their dividend by 5-20% per year (averaging about 7-12% growth as a whole). as the price rises, the dividend looks the same but the shares purchased before the growth have an increased yield.

>>11536055
Confirmed.

By the way, my boy Canopy Rivers is forming a gorgeous symmetrical triangle on the 4h. Perfectly fitting inside candles. The dude weed will rise again this year. Maybe even set new highs.

>>11536245
>is a 3x leveraged ETF of the most overinflated stocks of the most overpriced sector of the market a good buy

Tesla is getting probed long and hard by the SEC. Pack it up boys.

>>11536255
the bottom to amazon is at $900 just so you know.

>>11536250
T is in 190 billion dollars in debt. too risky.

>>11536342
nothing can stop the power of anime

Threadly reminder

>>11536312
It's also at an all-time low

>everything moving sideways
Power hour at 3 to set up another bull trap.
Then massive after hours sell off when the markets close and the plebs cant file any more orders.

>>11536342
Elon will own the SEC soon anon.

>>11536348

>>11536364

>>11536342
Elon's got balls of steel, honestly.

>>11536342
I'm done doubting the force of Elon. He cannot be stopped. Blessings of Kek be upon him amen.

>Microsoft just leaped over Amazon as second most valuable U.S. company

Will Bezos kill himself tonight?

>>11536353
disregard the Haters
FNGU is the most intense instrument ever created
If you have a strong heart you will live the FNGU dream

Fuck my virgin asshole
I knew I should've sold while I was up
What do I do now?
Double down and buy more or sell?

>>11536364
>fuck anime
agreed, I want to fuck anime

>>11536412
Buy more after the after hours dump

Get out now

>>11536127
Is it wrong that I hope comfy gets raped?

>>11536403
someone make a bezos with JUST hair please

>>11536369
>>11536348
>>11536380
>>11536395
No but seriously, what the fuck happened to him, besides weed? He never tweeted things like that for years, and suddenly since a few weeks, he goes all out. What the hell

>Tesla faces FBI criminal probe over whether it misstated Model 3 production numbers: WSJ

E-elon will be ok r-right?

>>11536435
>FBI
Yikes.

>>11536435
No, but my puts will be.

>>11536421
it would be more wrong if you didnt

>>11536431
Elon is a beta and always was. Now since he's super rich and a celebrity he's boning weird chicks like Grimes and tries to fit in with her younger crowd to impress her

>>11536431
I think the stress of running such a big corporation got to his head

PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP

>>11536462
>>11536456
Well, let's hope he got told to watch Aria, then it would relieve his stress, plus he would now have the incentive to make Mars into Aqua and make Aria real

>>11536412
TRIPLE DOWN

>>11536462
her head is way too big for her body
still would though

fucking hell

>get invited to a sex party
>stand in the corner
>try to talk about technology and business but no one cares
>my feet hurt
>its getting late
>someone just offered me MDMA
>I wish I was home playing with SpaceX

http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-attended-notorious-silicon-valley-party-left-early-2018-1

>>11536489
>her

>>11536462
who's that dude?

>>11536462
Kneepad has a nice tuck job in this pic
>>11536489
That is because that is kneepad who is a trap.

>>11536503
reluctant kneepad guy

Bears Trapped before Power hour

STOP SELLING

>>11536502
>>11536507
there's no way that's a trap, there's like zero bulge in those panties
im being rused

>>11536491
Bounce off the mustard support incoming

>>11536499
I like how you tried for the meme but couldn't quite be arsed committing to it

>>11536507
>>11536511
thats not rkg

>>11536523
It's been narrowed down to two people, that one is the most likely but I have another candidate.

>>11536511
disgusting

>>11536533
we know its not the other candidate too

(or hope)

>>11536516

Required material as we approach the final hour:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMMRT4Q0zdM

>>11536533
whos the other one?

>>11536523
>Those hands
Yeah, rkg is a dude for sure

>>11536547
Well if kneepad would just post a pic we wouldn't even have to have a conversation about it, but no, she has to die without letting anyone know like the selfish communist she is.
>>11536559
oh baby I hope you're ready for this. I'm 99% sure this is kneepad and yes I know who the person in the picture is.

>>11536533
>>11536523
bad, terrible, dark place times @_@

>>11536565
>she

>zero discussion of stock market in stock market general
No wonder you're all broke

>>11536563
hard to tell

I think at some point she said she is F2M, but not sure if it was the real rkg or not

>>11536577
>1 post by this ID
Besides what's there to talk about? Shit be whack yo

>>11536576
I know kneepad is a trap but I just call "it" she.

>>11536577

>>11536577
everything's going down at the moment, all that's been going on is panic and capitulation

I personally think FAANG is overvalued and that the market will rotate to value stocks after this correction is over

can't wait for power hour

>>11536577
Hello newfag, this is a community of people who spend pretty much everyday in the same place. Sometimes topics stray from stocks from time to time.

>>11536619
god I hope it's sour hour so I get a better price

>>11536577
>long term people shitpost red wojacks when markets down, green when its up

>bears shout the end is neigh every day, then smug anime when its a bad day

not much to talk about while the market is making its moves

>>11536605
Value stocks are a 20th century phenomenon

>>11536639
reluctantly would

>>11536636
yeah i'd be fine with that too.

>>11536577
>Hey Tim I've been getting fucked in the ass for like a month how about you?
>Yeah, Bob. Me too
>..........

>>11536660
>So you think kneepad has a penis?

>>11536577
it just some RNG market, there nothing compelling going on
this algo literally our market atm:

if(rand()%2 == 1)
S&P[i++];
}S&P[i--];

There are people itt that bought the ath

>>11536647
how about the couple in the mirror?

also can you guess which famous actress she looks like?

we were so close to 3k bros ...

>>11536642
>Value stocks are a 20th century phenomenon

the tech bubble can't last forever, anon
value investing is the smart way to approach the stock market in the long term
growth is unreliable and prone to change

>>11536679
My knee jerk thought was steve perry

>>11536676
>doesn't compile
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11536689
/SMG/ going full boomer indexes was most obvious sign of coming crash every -_-;
it was so obvious retrospect

>>11536680
Lol if comfy survives his anal rape we've definitely gotta rub this one in

>>11536717
{ DOG DANGITTTTTTTT

>>11536728
That's why I only put large amounts of money into high risk penny stocks.

>>11536741
kek

so now that the US markets has fallen to the european market state of decrepency, what do we invest in?
turkey?

>>11536728
Shut up, its just been delayed
Nice spot on the floor for you Q2 :3

sour hour incoming.

>>11536734
If the market doesn't recover for a long time and people go.. wow.. I wonder what kind of person buys at the all time highs... well there it is... he literally bought the ath of basically the entire market

>>11536728
indexes are good in the long run

media chirping about stocks more ever since the election might be whats killing it now

>>11536741
ahh, a true gentleman of taste

if we could dump a 5er and bottom out at close today that would be juuuussst greaaat

>>11536741
A thinking man

>>11536734
There will be no rape!! Just friendship and love!!!
>>11536680
Yeah that's an oof. I'm only down 10% on my UDOW after buying the dip. I feel bad for the fool who dropped thousands of dollars on TQQQ
Lmao at their life

>Everyone and their mother got into ETFs
>Price discovery is now void, when it's buying or selling time, every company is bought or sold indiscriminately
>When the next market crash happen and everyone want to get out, ETFs will make things 100% worse

>>11536758
Kek

>>11536778
Oh there you are, are you on your way to meet chili's guy aka big5 in disguise?

>>11536779
if price discovery is dead why did amazon go down more than the spx after earnings?

>>11536778
>Lmao at their life
why do you always laugh at people that are in hard times? you do know that's why you suck at everything you do right? what goes around comes around. You will never succeed in anything until you start wanting others to succeed.. the invisible hand doesn't help people like you

>>11536791
big5 will beat his ass. I'm sure of it

prepare your anus for sour hour

>>11536755
Shouldn't Europe's bear market be over soon? DAX hit new yearly low today.

>>11536765
>types with multiple periods for dramatic effect
>has a strange infection to his posts
>screenshots my posts out of love
Big 5 plz
>>11536791
We should meet either after Thanksgiving or Christmas! Any other Anons in Salt Lake City are invited

>>11536741
>>11536778
>>11536728
>not value investing in small-cap biotech stocks based on their performance in clinical trials (science), financial health, and the prevalence of the diseases they're trying to treat

lmaoing at your life with my GALT, VTGN, and 5 shares of a water company

Will it be buybots or sellbots today?

power hour incoming,where my BOBOS at

>>11536801
Big5 pretends he hates him but I know he wants to actually fuck him
>>11536808
I wouldn't be caught dead at a /smg/ meeting unless kneepad was going to be there and we know that would never happen.
>>11536811
I'll be here for you when all the clinical trials fail and the stocks lose have their value in 1 trading day.

>>11536823

>>11536808
>We should meet either after Thanksgiving or Christmas!
I'm sure my fist would love to meet your face during the holidays

>>11536811
Unironically based water anon. Did you buy CWCO?
>>11536801
>having empathy for strangers
Lmao at your life

>>11536823

Went all in on 3x sp500 puts so I can take those gains and put it all into chainlink

Balls to the wall

>>11536822

>>11536793
Because there's still enough funds managers, hedge funds and shit. But when comes the real shit and you'll see in the news the financial system is about to collapse (and thus when you should actually buy), many (not all) normalfags that went into passive investing who definitely don't have the mindset to handle a crash will cash out, it will make things worse.

Well, I finally learned. After the third drop I bought protective puts on the up day, now I'm only -.5% instead of 6%

>>11536836
>>having empathy for strangers
I believe in wishing the best for everyone. What goes around comes around.. treat others how you want to be treated

like I said.. you will always be a failure until you change your ways young one.

>>11536832
Big 5 confirmed
You just need to calm down. I've dedicated myself to nice posting and will not continue our sexually charged feud
:D <3

>>11536823
>i see the bulltards have bought right into my trap

>>11536836
>>not having empathy for strangers

you must live a very sad life

>>11536849
why are you still here? Don't you have some guys hemorrhoids to be sucking on?

>>11536849
You and big5 just need to fuck and get it out of the way.

Why is IVZ still getting rekt? They are a healthy company that owns some of the biggest ETFs.
TA bros please help me decide when to buy

>>11536840
are you implying that retard normiefag retail investors contribute to price discovery?

Uh, we're missing some pink wojaks here. It's like everyone has gotten numb to the pain.

just placed on close order for 5k which is all I have right now. how low can we go?

>>11536871
today was the time to buy

Should I sell just to make the market drop more?

>>11536877
It doesn't even matter, algorithms dont decide until the last few min before close anyways.

>SAME fucking pattern each day/night of the week
>People still thought they were buying the dip
You guys never learn. Watch out for some bump at the closing, and for those that bought this bump to get utterly destroyed in what will be remembered as the new Black Monday.

>>11536841
Why'd you go all in at first anyway. Telling ya man, can't trust these stocks, gonna be like an anime villain and only go like 20% of you're power level at first.

>>11536825
>when all the clinical trials fail

not happening my man
the science behind GALT and VTGN is rock-solid

>>11536836
VTGN has actually been doing really well compared to just about everything else right now, and for good reason
I bought WTR, but I am planning on buying into CWCO in the future
WTR is down in the short term because they bought a natural gas company and investors freaked out because they're afraid of change, but the acquisition should provide a steady source of growth that they can reinvest in their water business

>>11536877
https://www.pandora.com/artist/pink-floyd/the-wall/comfortably-numb/TRVnn2vVvJJ7JjJ

BLEED BLEED BLEED

hope you are all loading up on LCI

>>11536871
Pick a stock at random.

Better yet, pick the one with the coolest name or nicest logo.

>>11536899

>>11536899
>LCI

drowning in debt and lost a key supplier

>>11536877
>already missed my chance to sell the top
>no income to use to buy the dip

acceptance is my coping mechanism

>>11536891
ALT was also supposed to be a slam dunk and we all saw how that ended up.
>>11536899
Its about time you got a trip that made sense big5

>>11536916
their debt isn't due till much later and most of their expenses were the sales expenses for that supplier.. on top of that they've already been replacing that revenue and cutting cost

also their debt has been getting paid off early.

>>11536861
I live a very smug life
>>11536869
As long as our balls don't touch it's not gay!
>>11536882
>Tfw my next deposit is in two weeks
Rip
I'm also waiting for Brexit to be over so I can buy TATA, looks like a deal
>>11536891
I just can't bring myself to buy any biotech right now, especially after watching LCI

>>11536877

>>11536932
>I just can't bring myself to buy any biotech right now
pussy

>>11536941
big5 you lost like half your portfolio to that scam. I'm sure he would rather be a pussy than broke.

>>11536932
>>As long as our balls don't touch it's not gay!
so its going to be extremely gay then

>>11536941
N-no thank you s-sir

>>11536953

>>11536966
i have a feeling you still don't quite understand how stocks actually work.

Pink Wojak posters are beta normie bulls

Change my mind

Who's holding over the weekend?

>>11536983
No zoomer, we don't play those games like you used to do on the crypto boards.

>>11536948
saved. this is my first time shorting the market. how am i doing biz?

>>11536979
I think I do understand, most of the time you want the stocks to go up!
>>11536967
Imagine buying at $34

GALT IS GREEN

Whoops, sorry bulls. I tol u to short this rally, I guess you hate to make money.

>>11536984
It's my only move at this point

Guys what is better, average cost the stocks I have which have fallen HARD or find new stocks with better future looks.

>>11536988
>this is my first time shorting
Nice, please save your current balance because I want to compare them side by side once you get confident and ultimately liquidated.

I hate election season

>>11537009
Which stocks do you own currently?

Unstoppable

I make memes to cope with the pain

>>11537009
Cut your losses and walking away is the best choice

>>11537009
when its market wide dip? average down hard (but over a set period of time)

>>11537009
depends on the stocks

>>11536984
I am but only weed stocks. The dude weed is holding up very well right now. Already had its big plunge off the peak and entered consolidation period. Hanging flat-ish at the moment.

>>11537040
Look at those barts

Be honest. You took the bait again today, didn't you?

>>11537066
I actually could've made a $1k profit today if I wasn't being greedy

>>11536779

>tfw this millionaire has done more to accelerate a total market collapse than Soros and Icahn and other billionaires put together

Surreal

>>11537056
God I can just hear his smug jewish voice as I read the tweets.

>everyone itt laughing at me cause I bought TQQQ at 66
I deserve it though so whatever.

>>11537046
Saved

Did someone say buybots?

>>11537085
hold it and be patient.

TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP

>>11537085

BULLS ON PARADE
POWAH HOWAH CUMBACK

I have 100k in index funds, do I sell?

>>11537120
Now is the time to buy more

don't forget to join /smg/ room

https://www.stocktwits.com/r/SMGOfficial

ready for the big dump?

>>11537120

Why would you when we're on the cusp on a gigantic rally?

>>11537130
yes yes yes give it to me I need those cheapies

>>11537126

If we don't end -4% I won't be impressed.

>>11537120
>sell
never sell, just let it all ride for the next 20 years

>>11537126

Delete that filthy thing.

>>11537126
>Not "@TheREALsmg"
You had one Job

>>11537126
>/r/

>>11537085
If it makes you feel any better, I have a $55 avg in SPXL

>>11537142
This is for Monday. The bog boys are letting the small bois buying this last minute pump. Next week there will be suicides.

So what happens now, PAMP, DUMP or sideways?

Margin sells in T minus 15, hang on lads

>>11537126
Hahahaha I see you niggers. ie tradersoup and benevolent charts. Had no idea you were /smg/mas

>>11536435
>>11536449
>>11536444

Tesla says has not received subpoena on Model 3 production

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1N02LO

>>11537205
*rejects call with extreme prejudice*

>>11537034
>>11537057

AMZN, MSFT, ROYT (wew lad), SBMO & KTOS

>>11537210

PAMP attempt will happen Monday morning. Then we'll see.

What the fuck do I buy

>>11537243
AMD. It's time to go back in.

Here it comes boys, the final hour. Dump it all now!

>>11537218
yeah who the fuck is this tradersoup guy

>>11537243
CZR, buyout rumors will come to a head at ER. First offer @$13 rejected, expect higher.

>>11537264
That's one meaty sandwich between her legs

Can we please stop going down <_<

>>11537263
Big5Guy confirmed he is tradersoup
Lmao at his life

all i see are lower highs

>>11537273
The cankles clearly show she has a phat ass and puffy vagene

Why the fuck is GM pumping so hard? Fucking up my shorts. Do boomers seriously believe that's a defensive stock?

>>11537288
OMG I didn't see those giant ham hocks below he knees. Jesus christ.
>>11537281
You shouldn't laugh at big5 you should laugh at the people on ST that take his advice.

>activate ze bullbots last minute

>>11537243
Depends adult diapers. We're in for a bumpy ass ride.

>>11537264
>>11537288
>>11537300
Pretty sure that's just because she's squatting, and in a way that's not good for knees.

Bonds are crashing too, and real estate. Pm getting no bid. Inflation is rampant. There is no safe heaven atm planet earth is going bust! Must loan money from another planet soon!

>>11537281
>5Guy confirmed he is tradersoup
>Lmao at his life
i'm pretty sure he's laughing at yours. Delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields isn't what most people would consider the "high life"

>>11537328
>turn it off, cuck them

>>11537289
Why do all American car companies have so much debt? The Japanese have all their ducks in a row for their car companies. Is this the power of anime?
>>11537300
They will learn the same lesson so many of us learned the hard way

>>11537335

It's incredibly difficult to perform a flat footed squat.

That's some shit you've gotta dedicate a good amount of time to doing for your typical inflexible 'merican

>>11537341
>Delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields
>>11537345
He has a good point comfy, you need to get a job like kneepad.

>>11537345
All their debt is 2D

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIITTT

What the fuck are algos doing?

>>11537337
Acausal trade between 5D superintelligences has already been going on for decades (or eons, depending how you look at it)

Why haven't they just banned tradebots?

>>11537367
One last bull trap before end of month rebalancing!!!

>>11537351
Bitch no it isn't, I literally just did one it was fucking simple
Are you obese or something?

>>11537351
>It's incredibly difficult to perform a flat footed squat.

only because modern people are so used to sitting in chairs
it's a very natural posture

It is actually harder to do a tiptoe squat

>>11537237
I'd sell ROYT and SBMO, keep AMZN, MSFT, and KTOS, and buy NVAX and NOK

once more /smg/ posters get into the smgofficial room we need to start inviting non /smg/ lurkers into the room.. that we can shill our bags onto them

>>11537351
Well sorry, I exercise and use one of those squat shitters so it's second nature to me.

>>11537341
I deliver pizza on the SIDE of potato fields, not in the middle of them! I could never get out from the mud!
>>11537355
I usually average around $15 an hour, which after car costs comes out to $12.5 an hour.
I get to listen to 538's podcast, BBC news and freakonomics the entire shift, it's pretty comfy desu
I can't wait to graduate college though, I got a environmental restoration job lined up that will be even better

>>11537377
>>11537388
Confirmed

*sips*
Yep, looks like another day to cost average
*sips*
Slow and steady wins the race
*sips*
Aaaaahhh

>>11537400
fucking cope

>>11537395
Chill the fuck out nigger.
I've tight hip flexors, did too many situps in ROTC as a kid.
>>11537377
Agreed.
>>11537380
Then your good to go.
Most bitches in americlap land don't fucking Exercise.

>>11537394
>we need to start inviting non /smg/ lurkers into the room
Aaannnnnd ruined

>>11537410
>enjoying life is a cope
Really makes you think

>>11537419
uuumm.. yeah.. how else do you suggest we get normies to buy our shit?

STOP DUMPING

>>11537394
>we need to start inviting non /smg/ lurkers into the room

Lost even more money desu.

>>11537440
START BUYING THESE DIPS RIGHT NOW

How is TSLA immune to tradebot activitiy?

>>11537430
>enjoys a boring life
sorry bro, I like to get out and explore the world.. travel around to new places, do drugs, meet random people at bars to share stories with.. fuck hookers and just all around have a fullfilling life.. but hey if you enjoy scrapping by delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields while everyone else is living their life to the fullest then i guess to each their own.

>>11536081
beyond based even if you're gonna get fucked by the recession

>>11537431
It doesn't work that way in stocks. Too liquid

fuck it im buying VIX
please start dumping

Weak performance. Bears lost as far as I'm concerned.

>>11536105
been waiting for a good recession for the last 4 years

but I'm still a year out from having good cashflow, this is coming on way too fast

>>11537459
That's a yikes from me

>>11537459
You like banging Mexican trannies and getting AIDS, B5G

>>11536081
But you can buy SPY at 250 soon...

this week is finally over
Rally next week

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I’m up .07%, not much but I’m pretty happy considering I botched my long and was down 1% this morning. Today we’re going to a Romano’s in Mexico!

>>11537474
yeah.. i agree.. yikes at your life.

>>11537475
never banged a mexican trannie.. have banged a mexican hooker tho..

>>11536269
>yeah didn't even see a picture just pasted a loli on top of her posts and wanked haha

October just keeps getting worse and worse

>>11537485
Down another $450 dollars today. 12% down since October 1st. ENOUGH!!!!!!

>>11536188
>go daddy

>>11537485
Why would you eat at a generic chainshit restaurant in mexico?

>>11537485
Down today, riperoni
Also going to watch Dark Song with my gf on Saturday, thank you for showing me that movie. 10/10

>>11537485
Down .79%. Nearly closed the day green, but I don't really care either way. The short term doesn't matter to me.

>>11537491
I'd neck myself I could afford rope

>>11537485
-2%

>>11537491
>>11537509
>People in this thread unironically buy leveraged Index ETFs

>>11537509
>>11537491
pussies
short term price action means nothing

>>11537459
>fuck hookers
specifically tranny hookers

>>11537473

Ditto. I just need one year of good gains first before everything can burn down.

>>11537503
Typical amerifats on vacay
Too afraid of muh cartels to experience local culture and infinitely tastier food

>>11537550
Great than you have no problem keeping the caravan in your country do you pedro?

who's hungry?

>>11537503
Nicky likes the grilled cheese, we have some picky eaters here but we’re a caring and inclusive community.

>>11537504
>Also going to watch Dark Song with my gf on Saturday
So how much did you have to fork up for the newest sex bot?

SPY to 2500

>>11537560
Why do Americans put cheese on everything?

>>11537560
those tacos are so dank

>>11537572
Because we can afford to

>>11537562
Wtf why did my ID change?!

Im down $20 today

Fuck x.x

>>11537485

Flat. Surprisingly. I lost a bit on the initial weed sell off, bought the deep low, broke even. Have been sitting around the same tight range since Wednesday.

>>11537563
She understands that as soon as I can get a fully sentient Cirno Sex bot it's OVER

>>11537589
>>11537589
>>11537589

>>11537582
>Amerilard coping

>>11537594
>>11537594
new thread is here

>>11537536
It's still annoying as fuck

>>11537601
You can enjoy your monkey head soup or cabbage water. Apparently not being poor is coping.

>>11537509
IKTF

>>11537528
>Implying AMZN is a leveraged ETF

>>11537536
It means a little something to me anon

>>11537478
please delete