/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11524905
Why am i so gay? Also first

Tfw bought most of my shares just before this huge dip/correction and it will probably take a long time before I even get break even.

Reee keep buying and hodling I guess.

WHY BUDWEISER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>11524905
1broker shut down, no point in stocks anymore unless someone takes their place, miss me with that jewish KYC bullshit.

Quick reminder to remember how Netflix earnings went.

>>11524897
>erases 2 hours of hard earned gains in 30 minutes
heh nothing personal kiddo. this market is going down.

Told you about CZR last thread boys

We squeezing, you wanna squeeze too right? Squeeze real hard and make you pop

So I have been reading the Reminiscence of a stock operator and man, this goy really became anti-semitic by the end. The last two chapters were literally written by a rabid nazi.
What an awful book, definitely wouldn't recommend to anyone.

>>11524930
Why do all our smg fren picks fail?
Deans foods
Based NWL died
BUD is dead
rip frens

CLOSE UNDER 270 YOU F***

>>11524905
Thank goodness Trump's economy is back. I'd had enough of Obama's economy the past couple weeks.

>>11524931
>CGC

>>11524961
Bogs arent just changing the chart, they are changing the fundamentals

>269.99

OH NO NONONONONONO

DING DING DING
we green boys

>>11524981
YESSSSSSS

It begins

>>11524975
I blame cucked millennial for killing deans
DRINK MORE MILK

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .18%, I hit 2 good trades today but decided to long into close. Oof! W...we’ll get em tomorrow, this time for real!

>sticky has list of reccomended books but no links to the books
Is this supposed to be a joke?

amzn crushed
intc mooning

LET'S GO PAPA BEZOS

>>11525005
There was a glitch exactly as the clock struck 4:00

Too spooky for me

What do you say, frens? Inverse head and shoulders on anf? Some really nice looking dividends too

>>11525007
>>sticky has list of reccomended books but no links to the books
>Is this supposed to be a joke?
Seconding this. Investopedia wants me to pay 200 for basics (not gonna happen) and the only info I can see is in Khan academy's videos.

>>11525004
Milk is icky comfer, though I have been enjoying this combo almond/coconut milk as a base for ‘nilla ‘tein powder

googl diving hard

>>11525025
WHAT IN THE FUCK

>>11525007
>>11525024
just gotta ask

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>>11524905
WHY THE FUCK IS AMAZON DROPPING WHEN THEY BEAT EARNINGS SO HARD

>>11525025
Never say that again

AMAZON $5.75 EPS

BEARS BTFO

this is a dead cat bounce isnt it

>>11525005
GREEN DAY

what is these after hours trader faggot's problem?

>>11525031
Dammit GOOGL, ruining my Bezos pump

>>11525041
>>11525039
we entering bear market dummies
all news am bad news

wew lad we're making lower lows next week for sure now

>>11525005
I'm up 2.48% today. Trying to stock up on SPYD before they pay out the next dividend around 12/15

Lol amazon and google broke my app. get ready for the bear

>>11524930
Would you blame the dividend cut on the Fed like many media outlets are claiming or do you think theres something wrong with BUD as a business?

Did both A just miss?

Dividend bros, do you recommend investing in dividend focused mutual funds?

woah... market crashing hard after hours.... wtf

mmm

>>11525056
Silence Hater
Watch this bounce

Oh noes
Tech correction will ruin my erection

>Amazon
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
finally I can admit without shame that I was shorting Amazon all along. GET FUCKED PERMABULLS.

>>11525038
Look at that value. Thanks anon.

>>11525046
>>11525041
>>11525077

>>11525069
YOU DARE QUESTION THE BEZOS?

>Beat earnings, crash.
>Don't beat earnings, really crash.
Fuck this gay market. The CC better be a grand slam.

POST YOUR GREEN PEPES
MEME IT TO GREEN INFINITY

>>11525077
Um could you fucking not?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

RL Boomer edition

>>11525104
\o/

>>11525069
>owning shares of a fascist liberal censorship numale cuck onions anti freedom homosex atheist company

You deserve to lose everything

wdc cratering
snap soaring

>>11525116
this tbqh

>>11525097
only problem is we dont know whose drive it is, so it stays out of OP to keep traffic low

I drank two monsters (orange and white) and it feels like my brain is bleeding.
Long MNST

well this was an absolutely shit day, this economy is so fucked

Not gonna lie. Today had me sweating but me thinks we're back.
>AMD
check
>Amazon
check
>GM
pending

>>11525112
Dividend bro, I'm a new investor currently reading up on dividend terms and researching dividend kings and aristocrats. Do you recommend investing in dividend focused mutual funds? Also what is a good source for researching what companies are likely to grow their dividend payments?

This market is honestly completely broken

So is the market really kill? Or options exit scramble for tomorrow? Or did someone sell the shares of something at the wrong price because finger slipped?

>>11524930
This FUD's for you

BULLS WIN
BULLS WIN
WE WON BOYS

70% shares 30% CALLS

BUUUUUUULLLLLLL MARKET

>>11524930
HORY SHET

>>11525162
look into vanguard and american funds mutual funds. T Rowe Price is good too. just make sure they don't take a large cut of your investment

>>11525108
>>11525089
>Watch this bounce

is DIA the best stock ever? It has every good company, and dividends. What can go wrong?

>>11525189
She tried. She tried.

>>11525130
Hey, fair enough. In the meantime I'm gonna save it all for myself and tell no one.

>>11525181
t. retard
Enjoy your massive selloffs tomorrow

>>11525191
repeat of last time?

>>11525204
yes it is, monthly divs, and best stocks there is all in one, no leverage

I swear if the defense industry didnt exist half my portfolio would be just DIA

>>11525191
My money Nooooooooo

EPS IS WHAT MATTERS

FUCK REV
FUCK GUIDANCE

>>11525187
is there a reason no one here uses fidelity? my employer runs my 401k through fidelity so it would be convenient for me to do everything through there and buy their funds with ntf. are vanguards funds overall higher performing?

>GOOG misses
>AMZN misses

Ok, red day tomorrow

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO

>>11525033
LMFAO

>tomorrow

>>11525234

>>11525204
>>11525224
not sure I would buy it. it doesn't have a steady dividend growth for predictable future. its certainly not a bad stock but I'd prefer straight JNJ over it

There be some fuckery in the air after hours...

Imagine not being MSFT right now.

Google Call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfNL_hYsFww

Amazon Call
https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/a3t9udfd

GET IN HERE

REMINDER: REVENUE DOESNT MATTER

>>11525242
Just another opportunity to load up on cheapies! T-thanks weak hands for your c-cheapies!!!

>beats earnings by a lot
>crashes
What the hell is wrong with this gay market?

>>11525170
what app is that?

>>11525253
>>11525224
>>11525204
question, the dividend actually looks to be raising per each month yoy, can someone confirm each dividend for each month is different and it increases yoy?

>>11525268
everything is already massively overpriced no matter how good earnings are and to many people already know that

SOMEONE PUMP THE MARKET

Mattel pumping
Based Barbie

Nothin personnel kid.

>>11525282
n-nevermind

How do I long DJI the company?

>>11525269
default android interface on a Pixel 1

or you mean the stock app sending notifications? robinhood
read the OP

>>11525273
yea every quarter the dividend is extra big, i thought dividends for them was just a percentage of the stock's overall value?
I only have one share, so hardly matters to me
F, WM, SMG, BA, LMT are where I get my good dividends from

DIA is just nice since it pays out every month

>way out of the money SNAP put options magically jump up in value as soon as the bell closes
Lol, shit was selling cheap all day and people went buckwild at the close.

>>11525170
Its too late to do that. You should have been sitting on them already. By tomorrow morning they're all going to be incredibly overpriced with the volatiity baked in.

The margin calls from all the BFTD retards is going to hurt tommorow.

Baggy
You should listen to GILD's earning call because it can literally save your life

(GILD makes HIV drugs)

>>11525299
monthly dividends aren't qualified dividends so just watch out for the tax implications. but ill look into DIA more. thanks fren

>>11525305
>Implying I'm not sitting on some already

Gold is the most anti-zionist thing you can have.

Am i stupid for buying snap calls that expire tomorrow?

>>11525362
Not if you like theta decay

>>11525362
Not as dumb as me for buying SPDR 500puts that expire on Halloween this week and not selling yesterday.

It just keeps dropping. Alphabet and Amazon both now at minus 5%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfNL_hYsFww

google live

>>11525362
Are they ever going to be able to turn a profit?

>>11525386
Fml...

GOOGL and AMZN both BTFO. QQQ dumping in after hours. Dead cat bounce!!!

>>11525382
Youll be ok, todays gains already gone.

So who thinks aapl will also crash next week?

>>11525414
Google did great on earnings

>AMZN
frens...

Why did I buy AMZN at 1910 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm never going to sell it break even EVER.

>>11525427
You know that is the nicest thing someone has ever said to me on /biz/ thank you.

Im making blooming onion for dinner
sweet white onion?
or red onion?
>>11525439
so did AMZN

just wait for the gap up tomorow around 9:20am

after hours is for panicikng options traders

>>11525455
it will be $3k by the end of next year

futures green, google rebound

>>11525467
AMZN killed it on EPS, just slightly missed on revenue. weak hands are trying to get out because they don't the the P/E is sustainable (protip: it is)

>>11525488
>mfw Amazon expands into Africa
>mfw they can order rocket launchers, AK-47s and machetes online with next day shipping

>>11525467
Anon you cant trade options after hours

>chipotle up in AH

?????????

>>11525439
>>11525467
>>11525488
They missed revenue. When you're as overvalued as Amazon you can't afford to miss.

WILL

IT

FILL?

>>11525504
Man, that takes me back.

BUY $CY!!!!!

>>11525513
wrong

They are super far left and are just tanking Q3, Q4 they will kill it in response.

HOLY SHIT IM OFF THE MARKET
TOMORROW IS GOING TO CRASH,I SEE PANIC ALREADY EVERYWHERE

SELL SELL SELL WE ARE GOING TO HELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11525509
missed on same store sales and stock is down

How does google have 1/20th the viewers for their call as Tesla?

>>11524960
What's the title? Asking for a friend.

>>11524905
No caption.

>>11525586
Musk generates all the buzz.

>>11525590
We don't care about profit

You sold today right?

>>11525541
If they wanted to do that they wouldn't have posted beating EPS.

>>11525590
did you know that earnings per share is not the only metric investors use to measure performance?

>>11525590
Basically, AMZN went full lazy boomer and doesn't generate growth anymore

They may consider doing faggy things like "returning cash to shareholders", "distribute dividends" and "buying back shares"

>>11525594
It's still insane market cap comparison wise. The attention and media tesla gets is so much free money.

>>11525590

>"rational" market

>>11525603
but it is usually the best indicator of the health of a company

>>11525608
Count me in, Bezos.

>>11525615
rev growth

q4 is when google really kills it

>>11525590
>FAANG hiking EPS to distract from disappointing revenue
>>11525615
not for growth stocks

>>11525608
Uh, fuck yes. I want dividends. Their growth is limited anyways, diminishing returns and all that.

I need 20% to break even on mgm.

>>11525590
Investors don't want to pay 70x current earnings if the revenue doesn't go parabolic.

>Got banned for shit posting
>Come back
>See this
Why is the market kill?

>>11525615
no one cares about Amazon's eps obviously they can be profitable if they want. an EPS of 0.03% is not impressive in the slightest. like oh my god eps doubled from 0.015% to 0.03% who the fuck cares it all rounds down to zero anyway
investors want Bezos to turn cash into revenue generating businesses forever

>>11525608
AMZN needs to get into AI-robotics manufacturing edge. They should focus entirely on building out product lines and new-age pipelines.

Like body-scan into making designer clothes, create-a-product offerings. Custom 3D-designed furniture that you create like legos and order.

AMZN can still kill the market just need to develop into revolutionary products on the sell end instead of cheap offerings like amazon basics.

Beer/Alcohol home delivery vans that park outside and have mobile on-tap use for growlers/bottles you keep at home and fill up.

They need to start killing it on products to integrate everything together. Become full octopus and get tentacles in everything but not in a lazy way, but revolutionizing every aspect of consumerism now.

nothin personally, today's gains

EPS is a terrible way to check a stocks health. You should be focusing on debt, free cash flow and forward revenue expecations.

5.00 eps on a stock that trades at 1700 is stupid low.

>>11525621
>>11525631
Well

With no growth, AMZN is obscenely overvalued and the Bogs don't like stagnant business

>>11525696
not really obscene, just going to take a long time. If people are still hungry for growth AMZN is fine.

People don't want growth right now.

tfw the roar of thunder in the distance

>no baggy to help with cooking ideas

>>11525488
>>AMZN killed it on EPS, just slightly missed on revenue. weak hands are trying to get out because they don't the the P/E is sustainable (protip: it is)

yes, amazon has the ultimate business model
instead of a monopoly in one market, they have a noticeable portion of dozens of markets
and every separate segment of AMZN has access to the huge pool of money held in the main part of the company

they can operate in one market at a loss for years, possibly decades even, in order to kill the competition so they get a decent chunk of that market's customers
not a monopoly 's worth
but enough to more than cover earlier losses, which can then be used to move into a new market

>>11525504
would be a big win for planes (BA probably) since their terrain makes infrastructure so hard to maintain there

>>11525721
In fact, I read somewere Bezos wanted to build orbital hotel when he was a little boi
I am curious to see if AMZN will one day build that business

>>11525741
I think Amazon's ultimate goal is to own everything. Meaning they slowly squeeze out all margins all to themselves. Eventually all the products you buy on amzn will be made by amzn or someone operating at sliver margins.

Snap is getting fucked tomorrow huh?

>>11525761
everything is going to get JUSTed tomorrow

>>11525758
Amazon's margins are approximately zero.

>>11525764
Fuck me. I sold my tlry puts this morning to get in snap calls. Im so unbelievably stupid

>Intel crushed earnings
Nice, the king always wins baby. AMD go back to under the bed where you belong.

current mood: buckling in for asian markets tonight
will today finally be the cataclysmic china margin call avalanche i've been waiting on for so long?

>>11525764
SELL. EVERYTHING.

SPY down 1.1% after hours. This was a dead cat bounce. You did sell everything yesterday after my warning right /SMG/? Only a moron would be in this market. If even buffet is sitting on mountain of cash then you know something is wrong.

>>11525668
I think pharmacy and medical care is the next market they are going to jump in

>>11525631
they need to reverse split their shares down so they dont cost so much

a fat dividend would be nice though

>>11525608
they are preparing to enter a new market, which involves padding out the bank accounts before you start a short term burn

>>11525758
they wont own everything

but in a decade or so you will probably be able to live your entire life using only amazon products

maybe weird little towns full of amazon only people will start form

>>11525788
their cash reserves dwarf their closest ten competitors combined

>>11525799
Please enlighten teh noob,
Nice digs

>>11525793
Well, INTC just bart'd after hours and will be weighed down by etf swlling tomorrow

AMZN just keeps falling and falling. I was expected to get btfo, I really deserved it. But it seems like I live to see another trading day.

>>11525823
I don't follow AMZN closely
I just say that all the market is seeing is AMZN stops growing and market-kun is worried

I personally think the future nobility will be those whose ancestors own AMZN or GOOGL (GOOG are for serfs ad plebs) shares

>>11524919
youre not alone buddy

>>11524919
>>11525856
>buy the dip
>just average down 2k a month
>you'll be rich by the time you're geriatric and dying of cancer

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-third-quarter-sales-disappoint-shares-6-200621402.html
Just look at all the salty zoomers in the comments.
>but muh earnings
hahahahahahaha Bezos can decide that number to the cent, you retards.

Interestingly, it looks like the market is discounting the whole HCV franchise of GILD.
It should be a $73 stock if valued with a rather high discount rate (9%)
At this price, you get a growing HIV franchise and their oncology CAR-T for free

I messaged a grill I’m crushing on. Wish me luck.

yes, yes, well done bulls, HOWEVER

>>11525869

>>11525905
fuck this shit - my wife beat me in mario party last night due to the fucking 'bonus stars'. The biggest scandal since dumbledore fucking cheated slitherin out of the house cup.

yall got any plans tomorrow?

>>11525900
me hope you dont get rejected like 270 was today

>>11525722
good post

Is it me or has the stock market community at large accepted pump and dump scheme as alright things. Its a high stakes game of double dutch seemingly

>>11525922

>>11525905
Which stocks did this old pedophile own?

>>11525828
my pet theory is that china is in a massive debt bubble, so if stock prices drop too much then a bunch of investors will get margin calls and force a massssive sellfoff event
read about China's debt problems, there is too much for me to say here...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11525922
me am gonna do what always try to do....
try and short SPY to 0 !!

>>11525956
how do i short anon?

>>11525845
>I personally think the future nobility will be those whose ancestors own AMZN or GOOGL (GOOG are for serfs ad plebs) shares
tru

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT

TELL ME THE REALITY IS BETTER THAN THE DREAM
BUT I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY, NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS

>>11525966
SPY puts, SPX...U (SPXU), or if you have margin account, just click "Sell" on SPY when you not already own chairs

"theory" of chinese debt bubble is hilarious, the fuckers have been building ghost cities on debt for a fucking decade and some now. Of coarse they are frowning in debt snon

>>11525984
Wrong, you short /es, one contract. Big money.

>>11525979
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>11525926
Probably will but at least I tried which is more than I usually do. Birthday present to myself I guess.

>>11525984
who the fuck doesn't own chairs? this isn't africa.

>>11525956
I'll be a millionaire if it drops to 2,500

>>11524905
I’m totally fucked on Amazon arn’t I?

>>11526036
Not if you bought last year

>>11525845
>I personally think the future nobility will be those whose ancestors own AMZN or GOOGL (GOOG are for serfs ad plebs) shares
mfw when ~85% of my holdings are in GOOGL and AMZN

Even if AMZN goes down 10% tonight it will still be up over 25% so far this year.

HAHAHAHAHAA ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY GOD

Cuckerberg will save the market next week

>>11525947
That goes for US, too. Didn't Aug 2015 have something to do with that?

>>11524905
>no guidance
HOLY SHIT SNAP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11526072
That entire call was damage control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM

>>11525900
Congratulations!!
your birthday brought us a green day too

until Bezos-sama canceled it

>>11525845
>>11526044
im tempted every day to get margin account money to use to buy a second AMZN share

not sure if 1 or two day trades of it a month could cover the $15 monthly cost, and theres no way I could pass a margin call with no current employment..

>>11525947
I read two thesis on Chinkland:
1- Bearish thesis:
Massively overleveraged economy, tarde war, little value creation, RE bubble ready to be popped

2-Bullish thesis:
ChinkCom is trying to be the big boi in his sphere of influence (among the asian jungle niggers and the nigger niggers) and try to make their currency credible.
Yes, USDCNY got bogged hard. But pairs like CNYTWD, CNYKRW, CNYPHP (Taiwan, Worst Korea, Flipenis) show relative stability in their values, making CNY a rather ideal trading currency.
Besides, the chinks introduced a new futures on gold labeled in CNY and there has ALWAYS been a mysterious buyer whenever the contract dips below CNY8200. Meaning """someone""" is willing to give unbreakable support to the CNY

tl;dr long ChinkCom bonds

NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAH

>>11526085
Don't ever do margin anon

IQ Earnings is next tuesday. What if I just dump all my shares and when it drops tomorrow go all in on calls!

>>11526115
Just buy lotto tickets instead, it would be a better investment.

>>11526102
/SPIEGEL'd/

>>11526106
yes i know, but after two years of missed profits the FOMO is strong

but my will is stronger, at least until i get a source of income

>>11526090
I think the chinks may be playing their cards like what the germans did with the euro:
- invite countries into their one belt one road initiative
- lend CNY for them to spend on infrastructures
- the companies building the stuff have to be chinese off course
- those countries are enslaved by their debts
- they have to manufacture shit and sell them in China
- CNY is the de facto reserve currency in their sphere of influence (Pacific and SE Asia)
- China can now do what the USA did after WW2

>>11526136
I went all in yesterday

>>11525926
thnx
we will make it to our chinese swamp eden fren

>>11526175
yes this is obvious and the sad part is everyone in the rest of the world is too busy fighting over petty issues to do anything.
say what you will about the chinese -- their human rights abuses, concentration camps, corrupt government, surveillance state -- the chinese people love their country and are willing to overlook its flaws to make it better. you can really see the results

HAHAHAHA INTEL GAINS EVAPORATED, BULLS GONNA GET RAPED TOMMOROW

>>11525989
And thats not even accounting the debt thats covered in massive amounts of bureaucratic red tape

To the kid who wanted to buy SNAP calls with like 70 bucks. I hope you listened to us.

Took advantage of the dip; bought some apple stock. Got the others, FB/Amazon/Google,etc via a vanguard etf. picked up some T,Intel,AMD,TWTR, and Snap on the cheap as well. Bought into Lions Gate cause frankly with all the Studio mergers now its only a mater of time before they get bought. Snap is also a big takeover target, rumor is that both google and amazon are looking at Snap. Took advantage of the upcoming closure of Fox - Dis and bought some Fox. Once deal closes my fox will swap for Dis. So get Dis shares for like 50% (Dis = 118, fox = 40ish)

>>11526222
fuck u bobo

>>11526222
What the fuck happened?

>>11526257
Who can afford a computer when the government collapses?

I can't believe I listened to those AMZN bulltards on ST.

STAY THE COURSE

>>AMZN is a top gainer on rh today, +7.0%
>Down 7.89% after hours
It feels like a cruel joke

Also there's going to be so many different options expiring tomorrow, whose ready for funky quant-trading day?

>>11526257
Profit taking for the anticipated etf outflow tommorow, remember besides the qqq none of them are traded 24 7. They are about to gap down 5% tommorow to readjust and thereby sell.

>>11526283
A reversion all the way back to 2017!
Where is the bottom? Where?

Futures look to be in a panic....

>tfw you're sharing the market with retards like this

>>11526335
2550 senpai it’s right there in the jap box
Screencap it, frame it, hang it on your wall
Then we bull with no survivors all the way to 3800 by eo 2020

>>11525005
+5.57% but did one patience related fuck up so not in a great mood right now

alot of me daytrading friends have disappeared :(
last few days have RIP'd too many people

>>11525995
dangerous!

>>11526006
happy birthday! god am giving you this chance as birthday present :O

>>11526008
Japanese sit on floor like hethens :O
>>11526274
>>11526257
>>11526102
jeez, we are entering maximum rape market kek
completely merciless

IM SICK OF THIS MARKET

UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sell your portfolio and put it into VIX
DO IT NOW
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kidding, but it might be a good idea actually.

>>11526244
Got in on some pot stock. This one company who's diversified in all things pot related shares are like 0.09 a share. needless to say I loaded up on it. Hell even if it hits just 1$ a share I've more than made up my investment

>>11526222
Based 222, my lucky number. Loaded

math is hard, guys

>>11526355
>>11526451
Feels fucking great knowing that there really is a greater fool than me in this market.

>>11526219
I don't necessarily see this as a good thing for the chinese people as they will surely lose their manufacturing sector and shit
They will surely become decadent, drugged up and enjoy degeneracy

But their overlords would love this situation and I think we can profit from that

>>11526451
Yea but it was down what 4% yesterday.

>>11526451
just disregard the 22 dollars

>I held Amazon into earnings...
Anyone have a bullet I can borrow...

>>11526451
New OC
also
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11526495
9mm or .40?

>>11526483
>>11526494
100 * 1.07 = 107
107 * 0.93 = 99.51

There is this one upstart Pharma company who's recent drug trials are very promising. Stock is only going up. Recent general market downturn didn't phase it a bit. Stock went up today. If all goes as planned the drug could bring in 2 billion over time. Also company is a prime target for a takeover assuming the drug is a winner.

>>11526062
>banking on facebook the week before the election
If anything they're going to be the ones to lead us into a full blown crash.

>>11526511
9mm... less messy

>>11526514
yea i agree that why i posted the 22 dollars after i read it again and almost fell for being a pleb.

>>11526523
you watch me go first or vice versa?

>>11525008
>amzn crushed
About time, hilariously overvalued.

>>11526516
The final report is due Nov 10th. If that report is positive things are great. If it's bad, well, I'll sell quick as possible.

yeah so I'm up 4.5% after buying an MU call
good day; what the fuck is happening

>>11524905
>AK Steel

I'm not terribly concerned about Amazon's volatility off earnings miss in so far as the impact on overall markets is concerned. Up 7% in trading session, down same 7% in after hours (currently). It'll take a deeper dip than just giving away the day's bounce gains to cause major trouble. Not good for holders of Amazon, but not dire for the Nasdaq perse.

>>11526516

You planning to mention the name of the company or any you just going to be a coy faggot about it?

I'm more of a buy and hold type. I got these in my portfolio. Did I do good or am I fucked in the long term?
Apple
Walmart
AT&t
Microsoft
Twitter
Snap
Intel
AMD
Verizon
Vanguard VTI ETF

Thinking about also getting the Vanguard 2050 target retirement fund for the real long game

>>11526582
Two large components of the Nasdaq just tanked on poor outlooks and semis are still weak. Where is this confidence coming from?

>>11526627
based and boglepilled

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>11526627
Snap might not exist or might get bought in the long term.

>He bought the dip
Repeat after me and laugh
>HE.BOUGHT.THE.DIP

>>11526673

>He bought the dip

>>11526627
>Snap
lmfao

>T
good choice, but I fucking hate T, worst ISP

>aapl/msft/wmt/intc/amd/vz/vti
good choices, though beyond the weed meme I'm not sure about WMT's growth in the very long term, not an industry I pay much attention to though

>twitter
Eh, it's doing well for now, and I think it'll eventually become the dominant social media, but in general I'm not confident on social media and the only plays I ever make are shorting FB.

>>11526673
lmao

>>11526673
>smug Japs
They've had a 30 year bear market, lotta Nips have been JUST'd over and over.

>>11526636

If S&P and DOW continue to rally, I think cash freed up selling amazon and google will move in to the other companies on the Nasdaq with good reported earnings and better upside, resulting in overall neutral impact. I'm not calling for Nasdaq mad rally moon or anything, my point is more that Nasdaq has already tanked a lot in the past two weeks with many companies dropping for no good reason other than market correction.

>tfw knew all the tech companies would collapse but were all in on TSLA puts instead because you thought that would happen first

>He bought the dip
had to resize the image

>>11526708
Financials tanked at the end of the day as well; we're at the end of a run of cheap money with the interest rate hikes. Industrials are similarly screwed since no one is going going to be building much of anything without easy loans. The bleeding has just begun.

How manipulable is the post-market anyway? Shit doesn't make any sense most of the time

>>11526773
>The bleeding has just begun.

Go home, bobo.

>>11526805
At this stage of the game, I'd rather be pessimistic on market conditions.

>>11526523
more of a chance youll live tho, go with the .40

>>11526805

Friend of mine actually killed himself this week.
>>11526791
No MMs. Easy like a low volume shitcoin.

>>11526791
very.

Cramer has a really good guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOS8QgAQO-k

>>11526842
was he a middle aged white male with no kids?

http://www.newsroomalerts.com/2018/10/25/enrapturing-stocks-iqiyi-inc-nasdaq-iq/

https://www.nysetradingnews.com/2018/10/25/enthralling-stocks-iqiyi-inc-nasdaq-iq-barrick-gold-corporation-nyse-abx/

http://nysenewstoday.com/2018/10/25/magnetizing-stocks-iqiyi-inc-nasdaq-iq/

Wowzers so many different complimentary adjectives it can't go down right?

>>11526846
Not middle aged

How do you keep going biz... I'm so tired...

>>11526853
sorry to hear. epidemic of our age sadly...

>>11526604
Amarin Corporation. Nov 10th is the big day. Either the drug will be a winner and bring in loads of profits long term (and send stock sky high) Or Nov 10th will be the day the drug tanks and takes the stock with it (I plan to sell quick as I can)

>>11526842
I'm sorry for your loss anon

I think I will literally unironically an hero if Amazon doesn’t go to $1800 tomorrow.

I’m such a fucking idiot.

>>11526920
Relax buddy, money is important but not that important.

I won't miss

>>11526854
Adapt to the market.
Bulls make money.
Bears make money.
Pigs get slaughtered.

How can you make money when you're fighting such powerful forces

>>11526927
it is very important wtf are u smoking?

>>11526854
>How do you keep going biz... I'm so tired...

I have been through three of these dips as a trader now and have a general idea of where the market is headed in short term. A recession at this time makes no sense whatsoever. No reason to think markets are making a bearish reversal for long term. 2016 was scary as fuck and I'll say the pessimism back then was even worse than it is now. That recovered just fine. Why? Because the economy is not presently in trouble. No amount of naysaying will make the numbers different.

>>11526927
We're getting pretty close to capitulation though
>>11526982
Buy and hold
Where do you think the market will be in 10 years? 20 years? Way higher right?
Then buy it and hold it and you won't lose

>>11526994
So comparing your life to a finite amount of money you could lose which would you choose?

>>11527000
truth trips

>>11527011
probably money. people need to learn what risk capital means

Boise and Reno Capitalize on the California Real Estate Exodus https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-23/boise-and-reno-capitalize-on-the-california-real-estate-exodus
how do i short california

>>11527045
California will return to great desert it once was... Thanks dems

>>11526627
see
>>11525869

>>11527000

Now, that said, this is the scenario that will make me liquidate my whole portfolio:

>bull trap rally in to lower high
>dump in to lower low

So on SPX that'd be a bull trap peak of less than 2900 followed by a dump below 2600. If that happens we can all freak the fuck out.

>>11526842
:( sorry

>>11526854
Mild psychopathy @_@

>>11526927
Blasphemy!!

>>11527108
>Mild psychopathy @_@

Also a little bit of this.

>>11527044
So you die...but are buried with a pile of money.

>>11527000
We havent even reached the interest rate levels of 2008. But if you notice the trend it seems that the interest rate required to crash the economy seems to be getting lower and lower each successive crash. Chart kinda reminds me of the VIX

>>11527129

Yeah and this is why I believe the Fed is going too hard. They're not waiting long enough for things to settle between each hike.

>>11527148
Man the more i think about this the more i think the market really is fucked, we have one more rate hike this year save some Trump intervention with Powell, 3 more next year. Yikes.

>>11527129
why cant we have 20% intrest again?

4:20pm
@ElonMusk tweets "time"

breaking news

>>11527203
Imagine being one of those people that bought a house in California in the 1980s at 20% interest rate kek. Mike Maloney talks about a guy like that in his book, fucker got raped.

>According to the Census Bureau, the average cost of a home in 1981 was $82,500. With an interest rate of 18.45%, buying a home was expensive. A monthly payment, after putting 20% down, would have been $1,019. That's the equivalent of $2,500 today, adjusting for inflation.

What the FUCK. People thought this was a problem? I pay 2,800 for a 2 bedroom apartment.

Got some Israel bonds maturing, just in time for the market crash.
What a wonderful coincidence.

>>11527235
Anon no...

>>11527234
I pay 800

>>11527244
Yup.
But I may have lost the original documents, so there's some minor fee. "Oy vey", as you might say.

>>11527268
FUCK U

>>11526982
How did this meme even start. How come you burgerbros even know about them

>>11527296
/pol/ got tired of blaming the jews for everything and the bogs look weird
that's it

>>11527296
I remember seeing memes about them on /sci/ years ago.

>>11527296
I got banned for posting a merchant a while back, its our only option.

>>11527234
No, you are looking at it wrong. You can get a 30 year mortgage on a 400k house for that much now .... It's about the WORK of capital, not the value.

>>11527352
aka just invest the money and rent right

How can a 20% mortgage ever make sense?

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>>11527352
>>11527380
nah, you're missing the point.
these people could by a house for 2,000 a month adjusted for inflation, I pay more for a shitty apartment

Take full advantage of the upcoming closure of Fox - Disney merger. For every Fox share you own you will get a Disney share. Disney is going for $118 a share. Fox? a mere $42 - 45ish range. EX: Two Dis shares cost you $236. Two Fox shares $ 90ish. You save $146 plus your investment is pretty safe, unless Disney fucks up really bad I don't see the share price falling below 90 anytime soon. Deal is expected to close first part of next year