/biz/ - Business & Finance

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11514384
BRING BACK THE GOLDEN BULL

Tesla is a hoax to sell old type of bateries. There is no innovation there.

TANKS OBAMA

https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/omd73p8r

GET IN.

List /smg/ as company

>>11514431
I was fucking at break even a month ago after some beginner loses. Now I'm down $800 and 25%... fuck my life, when do I get back to even??

This was truly a great day for AMD bears. Gonna go have a well-deserved fap now.

keep selling amd shares, mongs.
Imma keep buying and laughing ya nigger in a decade

Default is micro or macroeconomics?

>>11514442
HOLD

imagine how good it will feel getting consistent double digit percentage gains and all the bears getting angry telling us its going to crash tomorrow every single day.

remember that? the golden bull? it will return friends.

>>11514438
boomers actually using a mobile phone to listen to this?

>>11514482
My hands... I must have iron grips.

Buying SPYD tomorrow morning!
Feels good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0U7orfKEhM

Tesla Quarterly call yt link for pleb shits who can't use IR link

>>11514541

>but umm yea, um wow yea umm wow umm yea so yea

I was at the grocery store, and I ran into Ben Bernanke. He was shopping for cashews.

>>11514384
Hey homos, not invested in anything and don’t know Jack about that WHACK stock market.

Can anyone explain to a filthy plebeian such as I what’s going on and if it’s cause for worry?

As a pure index fund guy is this the time to pour more into the S&P?

>pipe bombs get mailed to left wing "heroes" precisely at the perfect time where its not too late to not affect the midterm elections but not too early to be forgotten by the midterm elections
>stock market suspiciously crashes right as midterms coming and Republicans are in control

GEE. I TRULY WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS?

>margin
>ever

>>11514576
Buy the dip

Already sold out of TSLA on the hype, but I honestly hope the news is even better. Ave, true to Elon

>>11514458
Tesla bears? Anyone, anyone...?

>>11514571
jews at fed tryna fix the economy and in doing so fuckin up life for all teh bulls, combined with trumps trade war, combined with crappy timing on Q3 earnings for tech companies combined with upcoming elections

its just one bad news after the next october can suck my fucking cock dick fuck

>>11514580
Soros must be cranky because he's running out of babies to eat

>>11514571
Usual correction, everything is fine, buy index if you’re risk averse.

>>11514595

>>11514604
Is that a kid or an adult I can't tell?

It has the body of a child but the face of a horse.

Is it happening?

>>11514595
Unless you’re buying meme stocks, buying on margin, or a degenerate options gambler this is just a time to HODL. Why the long face anon?

>>11514617
thats reluctant kneepads girl shes a trap

>>11514580
Probably some fucking boomer.

>>11514620
because i have terrible market timing and i put a whole bunch of money into my account on the 1st of October and its been nothing but pain since

Holding aapl amd msft pfe how fucked am I?

>>11514642
holding Visa, IBM, MSFT and a fuckload of TQQQ and i want to cry

karpathy on call

shorts btfo. Literally an all-star in AI recruited personally from OPEN AI to take over tesla AI

Not gonna lie quite excited about midterms and magatears

reminder that the Golden bull run starts tomorrow

>>11514576
I want to push her off the railings

>>11514591
t. emotional investor

The thing isn't even overhyped. Any other stock that performed a 1366% earnings beat (as TSLA just did) would've 3xed, instead we "only" get a 12% spike.

Compare this to NFLX which beat by 10% and rose by 12%. The good earnings were kinda priced in after the shorts' U-turn yesterday.
What bothers me about this earnings call is that they waste time advertising the Model 3.

>>11514663
Damn I wish I worked in tesla on AI
I really need to go back and get my PhD in it. I'm fairly competent but a PhD is a gate for the good jobs.

>>11514576
No you idiot

>>11514641
HODL and never sell. As long as you’re buying real companies, don’t fret. When in doubt VOO and VGLT it out.

>>11514680
Well musk recruited the best talent at open AI hand picked for tesla. Got some all-stars through that pipeline.

>>11514680

> a PhD is a gate for the good jobs

I've heard PhDs get screwed over because nobody wants to hire such a qualified academic.

>>11514580
>he thinks some /pol/tard wouldn't actually do it
they've all been shilled as part of some mega global conspiracy on /pol/ for nearly a decade and you're now shocked someone actually took it to the conclusion to kill them?
>crashes
even if it actually crashes this, and a recession in general, have been in the offing for several years now.
though actually repubs should hope it crashes now and the economic slowdown doesn't hit in 2019/20

>>11514698
AI from stanford/top talent get insane recruitment. There are probably people working full time to poach tesla/open AI talent.

> tfw put my whole 401k in cash Monday

Bears aren't done yet Senpai.

The rest of October belongs to the bears.

Then maybe we'll see and end of the year bounce....maybe.

I predict a 1-2% bounce day in the next week or two in which the bulltards thump their chests and proclaim the bear market is over, followed by one or two more 3-4% down days.

Screencap this.

>>11514576

Yes. Earnings today were mostly good. Earnings for the rest of the week should be consistent with today's and yesterday's. Market being out of sync with the numbers companies are actually reporting is prime buying time.

>>11514698
ML often seems to want them for very high level positions I've noticed.
Maybe I'm just bad at resumes/interviewing.
>>11514693
Yeah, it could be that I'm just too early career in general/not smart enough (I know it's the latter).

>>11514698
depends on the industry,

if youve got a PHD in economics, pretty much sure fire job at a bank or governmental organisation.

if youve got a PHD in engineering ... well not so much

>>11514628
>trap
I'm not seeing a feminine penis

The fuck is that AMD candle

just so people know, Karpathy the head of AI at Tesla beat Googlenet in image recognition

see: 2014 competition
Based on the sample of images I worked on, the GoogLeNet classification error turned out to be 6.8% (the error on the full test set of 100,000 images is 6.7%). My own error in the end turned out to be 5.1%, approximately 1.7% better. If you crunch through the statistical significance calculations (i.e. comparing the two proportions with a Z-test) under the null hypothesis of them being equal, you get a one-sided p-value of 0.022. In other words, the result is statistically significant based on a relatively commonly used threshold of 0.05. Lastly, I found the experience to be quite educational: After seeing so many images, issues, and ConvNet predictions you start to develop a really good model of the failure modes.

>>11514715
NO please STOP IT NOW ANON

>>11514628
Ehhh I still would

>>11514715

Mistake.

>>11514715
or its a buying opportunity of a lifetime, it shoots back up past jupiter, and bears get raped.

>>11514628
pretty sure thats not RKG, just someone who wants to believe RKG isn't hideous. its still a trap, just not >>>/our/ trap

Hey anons. How do I know if I've been banned from chatting in the robinhood coin chats?

>>11514582
Someone told me to buy the dip 2 weeks ago fuckwad and its off another 4%. This isnt the bottom. Buy after the election and dont sell a fucking thing until it stabilizes again.

>>11514715
>getting raped on taxes to save your portfolio going down another 5% before going back up another 25%

good job

>>11514699
Does the timing not mean anything to you?

This should be a Markets General. Why the limitation to stocks?

To that one anon asking if it will be alright...
Yes..... shhhh... it will all be over soon....just let your portfolio go.....

>>11514749
> shoots back up
> fed draining 600 billion of liquidity from the market
> Institutional money has already left the market
> Retail investors are the bag holders now

We are Bitcoin Feb 2018 now.

>>11514781
Me on the right.

...

>>11514770
> not understanding a 401k
I didn't cash it out brainlet, my funds are still in the 401k.

....

>>11514807
>>11514798
Post dat mega

>>11514826

Need sth free and without hassle....so....where?

>>11514798
>>11514807
>oh shit i better make my folder look more impressive for /biz/

>>11514840

Nah, >18 years old here. Was just meant to be an inspiration/suggestion of valuable input.

>>11514778
the stock market crashing isn't going to affect the midterms in the way a recession would. It might switch some boomers seething over their wrecked 401k but that's it
if I were actually trying to false flag you'd want to have this bomb shit next week, which would be maximum influence and ensure it wouldn't have dissipated by the election.

>>11514865
>if I were actually trying to false flag you'd want to have this bomb shit next week, which would be maximum influence and ensure it wouldn't have dissipated by the election.
expect some major shit to happen next week then.

Its gonna test the 2500, pray it fucking bounces.

>>11514786
Me on the left. ;)

It's happening

HOLY FUCK SPY WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE I WAS AWAY

>>11514668
Go ahead and hold your breath, faggot.

>>11514865
expect some major shit to happen next week then

Right winger false flag

>>11514781
I don't even care anymore. Just take all my money.

good bye fangman

We told you boomers to buy BTC.

IT'S FUCKING OGRE SAY YOUR PRAYERS

>>11514862
MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>>11514940
I have no sympathy for all the FAANG fags saying their companies are indestructible when I said I was moving my portfolio to commodities. Fuck all of you guys, I told you guys to get out of FAANG and to buy BUD and OIL and defense stocks. You guys laughed at me. Now we will see who deserves to win and who deserves to get justed

>>11514940
forgot aapl, but the point still holds

>>11514940
It’s just an imaginary li-

>>11514865
Basically this. By the time the elections start, the left will already be chasing another carrot on a stick. They'll forget within a week as usual.

>>11514927
it is clear you retards lack any sense of reality and basic knowledge of economy, gonna be fun to watch you come up with excuses (again)

>>11514962
Based.

Even these may fall a little but they're gonna moon first.

Flight to value is real.

QQQ tards are going to wrecked.

>>11514962
>commodities

Mean to say value stocks. The age of growth stocks is now over. Get in value stocks or get fucked. Get in companies that produce real products now

>inb4 BUT FACEBOOK IS A CONSUMER STAPLE NOW HUREP DERPE

For fucks sake, owning Weed stocks is better right now than owning Netflix or Facebook

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/video/~1521148#_gus&_gucid=&_gup=twitter&_gsc=ODArYWf

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>>11514981
Any weed stock suggestions

>>11514990
CGC
CNTTF
EMMBF
OGRMF

all steals right now. will probably bottom out over the next week or so and continue climbing

>>11514990
hahahahahhahahahahahah

>>11514990
CRON

>>11515007
>the weed industry wont be gigantic in 5 years

>>11514782
stocks are not crypto. im buying in this dip in small packages into companies i like.

calculated gamble where the fuck you at

>>11514980
The lesson is: never listen to /biz/
Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>>11514962
BUD is about to get JUSTed tomorrow

>>11515020
maybe if more states in the US take steps to legalize it, doubt they will get any progress in Red states though. Just canada isnt enough to sustain the valuation these weed companies have now.

>>11514990
You'd have to literally be stupid to not pick up some CGC, they are moving to become the budweiser of pot, have tons of growing land and distribution centers, backed by Constellation brands and will literally explode if weed ever becomes legal in America (Spoiler alert: It will within the next two election cycles.)

>>11514962
The depression we are heading into...people will not even be able to buy Budweiser, instead settling for Steel Reserve 211 or worse

>>11515036
the names bear, hold brear

>>11515025
Fuck the chinks
They didnt even pull the bandage off for Gamble
They slow bleed tortured him

>>11515099
I warned him

>>11514580
The markets don't crash 2 weeks before an election and change anyone's opinion.

>mfw QE unbinding isn't even done yet

>>11515148
based
> mfw zoomers think the Fed is a meme

>>11515025
>>11515099
>>11515110
Doubled down with 50 thousand worth of shares in calls. I won't die even if killed.

>>11515177
*5,000 dear christ Im not that crazy

>>11514962
Not sure about that oil call.

I think there's a good chance we see $40 WTI by January.

>>11514990

Canopy Rivers. Not popular right now on account of nobody has any nostalgia for previous moons on it as it is technically a new company. It dumped from market debut because it opened sky high above the private placement round buy in prices. Hit equilibrium in the $5 range for a little while but, unfortunately, the rest of the weed sector was right on the brink of sell off, correction occurred, RIV broke support. This series of events left it with a chart that looks like a company about to go bankrupt or something. That is an illusion.

I believe this company has some of the best near term upside in the whole sector right now.

Microsoft and Tesla earnings singlehandedly put a stop to this market correction.

Bears are finished.

>>11515177

>>11515204
GREEN PRE MARKET

GOOGLE RESULTS SOON

WE GONNA RESET THIS BITCH AND KILL THE BEARS

What's a good service to use in the UK?

>>11515242
it's not holding selling pressure is way to strong.

>>11515242
Fucking BULLISH
Nasdaq +3% tommrow
I can see it now

>>11515206
I have the willpower to weather the storm

>>11515248
The library

Guysss I'm looking for a dank index fund to buy that gives divies... Im thinking either VIG or SPHD. Any others? Preferably ones that own MSFT and ATT or VZ, along with coca cola/pepsi and PG and oil companies

>>11515248
Orthodontics

>>11515204
>Microsoft

Just finished reading their's. Good stuff.,

>>11515204
Nah.

>>11515043
>>11515043
>implying the canadian companies are only selling to canadians and not germany, australia, south america, etc.

Enjoy FOMOing into CGC at $120 bro

Well fapping didn't numb the pain

It just brought back the loneliness

>>11515242
We're just getting started.
Flight to value.
QQQ / FANG is now a meme.

>>11515261
DIA, monthly divs

End of week determines weekly AND monthly reversals, it's happening if Dow Jones closes below 25000(weekly) we are still going down in February, if it closes below 24000(monthly) we are FUCKED

>>11515043
>doubt they will get any progress in Red states though

You'd be surprised. Right wingers in southern states are not as anti-weed as surface assumption would seem to indicate, particularly when it comes to legalizing for medical use.

How will TSLA perform tomorrow?

Will it do a Netflix post earnings (horrifying fade), or will it do like my friend says:

> You should hold for longer, market is down now and the big investors need to free cash up to buy.

Both sound pretty plausible for me.

>>11515291
debating selling everything and going 50% amazon, 50% google

im gonna die a penniless virgin

>>11515250
Let em fucking sell, it’s mostly boomers worried they’re going to die broke. Just what is this logic anyways?
>oh no I think recession imminent
>dump stocks and load bonds
>oh wait 6 months into a recession rates will plummet
>uhhhh load back into equities
Why even fucking bother

>>11515305
This. The GOP is shifting its stance on dudeweed

>>11515307
Last Q it went up on the day, It might hit 330-340 up to 360

Depends on overall market too, which is depressing enthusiasm

low is right now though.

>>11515312
Lol. Why not go all in Netflix and HMNY while youre at it?

>>11515332
I would hold a long time if I did. Probably average into it till EOY.

>>11515307
The whole Tesla short thesis was invalidated. Expect short squeeze like never before.

>>11515355
I don't know. I think The Tesla sentiment was harmed too much in the last few months. Really depends on emotion but if no funding secured it'd be 400+ easy right this second.

>>11515355
>Tesla short thesis

Good point, but if so, why is the stock only up 10% now, and why did it fade after ER?

>>11515261
VYM has what I consider a decent yield but I don't know its holdings.

What are the best websites/apps to track stocks/ my portfolio

So much for those green futures.

>>11515373
emotion, people are up +70 from low and just cashing in $$$. Fear is high right now and people have been burned on the stock over and over.

Confidence is huge. People have a fear in the back of their mind about Elon tweeting something tonight. Could rally tomorrow though during retail time. I think it went 330->350 last time during the next day.

RED DAY TOMORROW

Yo Dividend Fren, how would you rate this book?
Was given to me when I expressed some interest in getting into the markets.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Losses Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Go All In on SQQQ Like Nigga Buy UVXY Too Haha

>>11515398
You make a good point. Most stocks don't seem too dependent on retail, but TSLA attracts so many newbs, it seems likely that retail will push it up tomorrow.

>>11514722

>>11515392
look again bear

Guess I'll be holding AMD for the next five years. To break even.

>>11514384
Honest advice... no Tom-foolery.

I'm admittedly new to the stock market. I work for a company that is public in the NASDAQ. I have been contributing 15% salary into an ESPP that vests in November. The current stock price is above its strike price by about $7.00 but has been almost $18.00 above strike at one point. About 4 weeks out and it looks like the NASDAQ is taking a big huge shit.

Is there a point in time where you would hold onto your ESPP shares and wait out the correction? Every advice blog says sell immediately but they never discuss selling during a correction?

>>11515447
DELET GIRAFFE

>>11515447
not hoping to hit a 7nm exit ramp? Its gone 20-30 in a very fast time frame before.

>>11514781
All these bullfags giving me their money. It's almost as if they enjoy being sodomized like a little girl.

>>11515430
>when you realize the woman on her right is the mother
Someone got bleached

>>11515456
It super depends on the ESPP program. Most ESPPs are an employee benefits program, the the company often will set it so you don't get fucked.

For example, at my company the stock is purchased at a 15% discount to the opening or closing price, whichever is lower. In this case you litterally cannot lose by participating in the ESPP, the minimum gain is 15%. What is the program like where you work?

>>11515434
Red.

Remember the Green days
Remember the Golden bull

Those days will begin again tomorrow

>>11515506
We bear market now bb.

>>11515484
"her"

>>11515456
Oh I re-read your actual question and you should always sell immeaditely, I learned this the hard way.

>>11515472
If I see an exit I'll take it. I'm not too worried. Most of my money is in vtsax anyway so I'm in it to hold it.

>>11515502
daq is up slightly

who cares about non tech

Kek, japs are shitting the bed. The samurai fears the bear.

>>11515484
"woman"

>tfw that one lucky star faggot tried to dispute my claim that FAANG is overvalued and FNGU is a shit tier buy

>>11515520
I actually wouldn't mind a decent bounce here since I already made over 2x my initial position. If we bounce, I buy an even larger amount of cheaper puts.

>>11515521
It's only at -3%.

>>11515499
My ESPP sounds a lot like yours.

15% discount on the lowest price on either end of the period. No employer matching contributions. Vesting period is 9 months long this time around--6 months going forward.

If you are interested in looking at it--the stock symbol is CDLX. It's been up-and-down throughout the year but it is a startup with a lot of upswing. I'm tempted to hold until post-correction. We've been trending up all year until this recent month.

>>11515551
hey dumbass, hows GALT doing?
Answer: not as good as Faang, so quit talking shit

>>11515430
Nice bulge.

>>11515597
Your ESPP sounds exactly like mine. My advice, again, is to sell as soon as you can. Think about it in terms of risk management. The biggest financial risk you have right now is losing your job. If your company goes under, you will lose your job AND your stock will be worthless. Therefore, you should mitigate that risk by having as little company stock as possible.

>>11515564
Now it’s kinda cringe
You don’t really permabear, that’s permalosing. Buy the dip and you’ll make money on both sides of the movement. Buying puts when we’re already super low is basically sell low

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/24/shinzo-abe-to-china-trump-trade-threats-closer-ties

Only Abe can fix this market!

>>11515621
>>11515430
YIKES

Sell all my tech shit and buy small cap and large cap ETFs. Yea or nay?

>>11515636
>the market is oversold here!
You'll be sure to let us know when you've lost everything, right?

>>11515648
Gold Miner ETFs

>>11515613
>Buying F*NG stocks now

>>11515701
>don't buy low on oversold panic

great advice

>>11515706
>oversold

Try catch the falling knife, get slice, kid

thats not a knife thats a lightsaber

nikkei is crashing and burning

is over bros,time to work in mcdonalds and eat canned food everyday

>>11515717
I'll post when I buy in, maybe tomorrow.

>>11515706
>oversold
The level of justing you fat, oblivious bulls are going to experience over the next year is going to be glorious.

horry shito!
kuma no!

Is msft literally fucked despite the record earnings call? Wtf

>>11515773
the entire market is JUSTed

That being said, wait until premarket for MSFT.

>>11515738

Yes please do kek wow so big lol check him out, big guy!

>>11515750
>over the next year
The golden bull will resume after mid terms.

Buy MSFT and NVDA or wait a little longer?

>>11515795
Wait.

Dont even look in Bears general direction, they will be nothing but skin and bones by 2019 q1

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>>11515783
No it's crashing before the midterms in an attempt to dipose Trump who has taken credit for the stock market rally. See Oct 31st dump

>>11515680
Lol, I can smell the fear. How do I tripcode

>>11515802
meant to post this

>>11515802
economic anxiety helps republicans I think, they win on economic polling

>>11515814

+0.37% daq future
>>11515800
They will be spouting off how it's going to happen! it wasn't a panic! It was for real!

>>11515814
>oct 31

>>11515822
I agree. It won't hurt Trump insofar as midterms will be effected.

>>11515814
what dollar amount is that? billions?

>>11515783
We are going to enter Great Recession 2.0 by June of next year.

Look at the indicators. Copper is on its last leg. US home and auto sales have collapsed. We are in an escalating trade war. Europe's debt problems are about to become very real. Emerging markets have already imploded.

The writing is on the wall.

>>11515835
We haven't been scared enough apparently

>>11515835
>>11515814

tl;dr The central bank directs markets, not supply and demand at all.

>>11515814
People want growth
Tech will eventually get a huge infusion because people want growth
I don't mind walking in at low tide. Once people decide they actually want to buy into something that's worth money 10 years from now it will sweep back in.

Real estate?
"value" stocks?

Good tech will get everyone back once they see the light

I feel like the last earnings call round was like two weeks ago... that was also when I wasn't 800 in the hole. Where did the time go?

>>11515852
how do I profit from this? gold?

>>11515844
Yes, billions.

>>11514384
OK bros give it to me straight: how high will ATVI go next week? I'm in the hole over 6% this week

>>11515866
SQQQ and YANG are my main drivers; trade on 4H technicals, especially using the CCI and Stochastics

>>11515613
GALT is undervalued and falling on market bullshit, the science and fundamentals of the company haven't changed in any way since it was at $7
FAANG are the most overpriced stocks of the most overinflated sector of the market

>>11515866
What fictional character's voice does everyone read grugposting in? For me its Fallout's Super Mutants.

>>11515854
I agree, everyone will go back into crypto.

FAANG stocks? LOL no so much

nikkei down 3.25

amazon/apple/google will own half the world in 10 years

keep talking shit about them by associating em with trash like fb and netflix

>>11515882
>crypto

>>11515883
I wonder what its like being a nip stock broker. do they make threads on their own 2chan and pink pink asian wojaks?

>>11515899
Probably, I've read a few articles about that famous japanese daytrader who went from like 13k to 150m in less than a decade and he used to shitpost on 2ch about drinking expensive liquor and shit even though he still eats instant ramen and trades in his pajamas.

>>11515899
No they are 50 year old virgins who drink themselves to death with sake after 18 hour work dayd

>>11515882
>crypto

>>11515892
Good goy, keep buying amazon and google products, yes goy, keep supporting globalists like jeff bezos.. yes keep supporting censorship and the removal of all traditional values,.. good goy

>>11515912
>fake it til you make it

>>11515892
Amazon and Google will be broken up in 5 years.

AAPL will trade under $100 this time next year.

>>11515924
He's married with kids now, apparently.

>>11515896
>>11515916
>being on /biz/ and not owning at least 1 btc

>>11515922
I can hate them and still invest.

>>11515935
>not selling your btc when it was over 15k

>>11515933
>hate women and believe them to be shallow monsters
>become rich af
>immediately women all over you
>only tolerate their advances on the surface, still dead inside

>>11515944
>not buying it again right now at this cheap price

>>11515880
so in the past 2 days, youre telling me Faang dropped because its overvalued but your stock dropped because of 'market bullshit'
Or maybe it has nothing to do with that and your opinion on valuations are flawed...

>>11515849
Your not wrong, but the capital has to go somewhere......(common bet seems to be in commodities and crypto)

>>11515953
Why not wait to buy it <$1000?

I'm quite red

>>11515883
s korea had huge gdp miss. things are looking p bad today boys

Sell everything and buy LCI

everything is starting a downtrend.. LCI is about to reverse and start a massive uptrend.

>>11515899
>go to 2chan for see if this happens kek
>find a 二次元グロ
uh oh

>>11515986
USTs first, then metals.

>>11515953
>low
>$6k
I remember back when it was like $30 for a whole bitcoin (boy do I regret not buying any then but oh well). Call me when we're below 1000

>>11515899
They make their upticks red and their down green so its always green day for them

>>11516004
Can you tell your people to drop it to 2 dollars for me first? Thanks.

>>11516004
Why

>>11516004

I sold my EZA for a 100% profit and bought RTN calls right after

Fml, $1k down the drain

>>11514673
In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a economic-ecosystem that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless positive feedback loop. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Bull Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Bull Run would look like.

Through my PhD research I believe Tesla may be entering the early stages of a Golden Bull Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of wealth - as the system generates tangible wealth rather than just moving it around.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the stock market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Bull Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of Tesla means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

>>11516008
wat

We might get a dead cat bounce tomorrow. But I expect one more major selloff either Friday or sometime early next week.

>>11516060
guro

>>11516004
Bought 189 shares.

>>11516081
All in DCB

>>11516060
it means 2d guro (and if you don't know what that means don't look any farther)
I'm more nervous they had to specify that it was 2d

>>11514384
i think this is a huge dip.

>>11516060
グロ = GURO

経済 am their finance
no pink wojacks tho :(

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/crossed-wires-why-the-us-and-china-are-struggling-to-reach-a-trade-deal/2018/10/24/69f859e6-d2dc-11e8-8c22-fa2ef74bd6d6_story.html?utm_term=.35faec5b0fa9

Good read considering its washington post. I remain faithful that this will EVENTUALLY be resolved.

>>11516107
Can someone get them some pink wojacks and a few Bobos over there?
Wouldn’t want them to have a poverty crash over there.

>>11516118
>Trump ever admitting he has no idea how to foreign policy

lol

>>11516146

I trust his negotiation acumen and vision over the pot smoking one term junior senator from Chicago

>>11516146
Trump
>Ok we will get rid of the tariffs, but you better fucking help with korea
Xi
>We won't require businesses to forfeit their technoogy to us {officially}, and will get rid of tariffs, but you better back THE FUCK UP about Taiwan.

I resolved the trade war

>>11516004
I want to believe.

>>11516179
>implying americans dont want to have their cake and eat it too

the only compromise possible for trump is a total US victory

>>11516123
they not allow non-jp posters :(
supid zipperheads!

>>11516052
Yeah, lots of people know this already. People upset Tesla isn't an app company but fail to realize the exponential potential of a high-tech high-intelligence manufacturing company


the AI team is only half working on self-driving, the main focus is on manufacturing AI for the robots.

OH NO IT'S LE CORRECTION

https://youtu.be/WFALYnEq7Ao

>>11516194
But the only concession required is not fuck around with Taiwan (a non issue) and rollback tariffs..

>>11516179

>Trump: I know you’re a shitty product manufacturer that could be easily replaced by the rest of the world including India and Indochina and you’re a hostile foreign entity to boot so I’m going to go ahead and let you burn while we shift our business there

>>11516195
日本語は簡単です

>>11516179
there's a lot more at stake for these 2 countries than what you posted

>>11514940
You need to do: FB*AMZN*GOOGL*NFLX*MSFT*NVDA^(1/6)
This gives them equal weights.
FB*FB*AMZN*AMZN*GOOGL*GOOGL*NFLX*MSFT*MSFT*NVDA^(1/10)
This makes it closer to a marketcap index. (not quite but closer)

>>11516179
>Korea
why would the Chinese stop supporting NK now after the north has managed to bait SK into sunshine policy esque stuff hardcore? If anything I'd wait it out and see if they can reel SK away from the US more
>Taiwan
I sincerely doubt this admin absolutely stuffed with hawks and a repub government is going to bail on Taiwan, and at any rate I think the South China Sea is a far bigger issue than Taiwan, with Taiwan the Chinese can just hope the DPP fuck up and the KMT can bring back their pro-PRC policies.

>>11516211
The economy is getting shocked into oblivion by fear

>>11516220
No shit, but no agreement will address everything. They need to get SOMETHING done, and both look like they got something out of it.

Should I just sell everything

JUST

>>11516235
They can handle this type of shit later, but in the meantime both governments are in a scramble to not let their markets crash (They are crashing) and not look like total pussies coming to the table.

>>11516235
Trump was forced to play softball with north korea. In a way we have to go sunshine too whenever some c uckold takes over in skorea to maintain alignment

>>11516248
JUST
HODL

I bet boomers checked their 401k today and shit themselves, literally.

They ain't seen nothing yet though. This market is ripped for one more major selloff.

WILL IT FILL?

>>11516248
It will bounce tomorrow sell then and it’s going to crash hard Friday I think

>>11516248
No, hold tight you moron, that's what they all want you to do.

>>11516179
The fact that Trump tariffed Japan aswell is a real mishap, he needs to cut deals with Japan, Taiwan and S.Korea, Vietnam maybe to isolate China locally, Europe is a non issue and will fall apart on its own.

>>11516250
honestly I don't see how either side can back down. Both leaders stake a lot of prestige on not cucking out and in both cases want to show they can crush each other and win a victory.
>>11516255
>Trump was forced to play softball with north korea

>>11516248
It's okay, fren. You're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

>>11516275

small specs are thoroughly afraid
I think Ill double my longs

>>11516285
I agree Japan is kinda iffy, he is super focused on any disparity in trade, but Japan is one of the few countries who would be open to normal discussion.

>>11516250
honestly I don't see how either side can back down. Both leaders stake a lot of prestige on not cucking out and in both cases want to show they can crush each other and win a victory.
>>11516255
>Trump was forced to play softball with north korea
he was never forced? Prior to his and Moon's meetings with Kim Jong Un there was no impetus for cucking out like this, but Kim played his hand beautifully and Trumps bromance with Kim gave cover to Moon to unleash his inner sunshine lover.
As of now he is certainly strait jacketed, but this was not necessarily the path that he had to take

>>11516289
They can't back down, but if they value their economy for the next few years, they need to find a double alpha maneuver for both of them.

>>11516248
HODL! The decade it will take for all this to go green again will pass faster than you think.

Tmrws Amazon and NVIDIA right? What else/

>>11516255

He didn’t play softball with them you dumb fuck. He played hard ball and they came to the table with their tail between their legs. The past two administrations sucked their dick every time they piped up about making nukes, Trump called Kim a faggot and said ours are bigger so bring it on

>>11516317
Union pacific
Thats all that matters

Watch the railroads

>>11516293
you have no idea what real fear is

>>11516248
ITT Shitshares

who is this asshole and why do i see him fucking everywhere

>>11516204
too much for the orange man

>>11516334
It's Matthew obviously

>>11516199
kek

>>11516248
People are predicting a bounce either tomorrow or Friday. Sell as soon as it hits green then get the fuck out while you still can.

ALERT RETARDED BEARS

GREEN FUTURES
RALLY TOMORROW

This is just a discount sale on growth stocks.

>>11515797
How come?

>>11516329
ooo how mysterious

>>11516350
fuk u

>>11514384
Is there a mainstream brainlet vid that explains the purpose of the stock market and how it works? Like what's the point buying company stock if there's no sure way knowing it'll increase? I've seen public companies do amazingly well in their balance sheet and have dogshit stock prices that don't get any better

>>11516355
I don’t think so. Sure it will bounce but we’re headed to 1929 by xmas

>>11516375
The point is just to gamble duh

I’m sick of brainlet cuckholds pretending the US doesn’t hold all the cards in the trade war

Far bigger, more diversified economy. Services based. China needs our business. China’s “top companies” are a shitty facsimile of American ones.

It’s not even close, or worth caring about. It’s on them to figure out how to actually succeed without cheating.

>>11516293
imagine being this retarded

you’re going to get slaughtered. have fun buying my bags tomorrow.

>>11516375
stocks are just gambling peoples hopes and fears with a company

>>11516394
Can't wait to buy in to all these discounted stocks and laugh at the bears in 1H 2019

Tech won't stop growing faster than rest of economy anytime soon.

>>11516355
L'ail, futures were green last night too, femme.

>>11516394
actually I planned on making money, but thanks for your small spec opinion XD

>>11515520

S&P, DOW, and Nasdaq futures are all currently green.

>>11516393
>we're on the floating part of the sinking ship!!

Absolute retard, there is no incentive for China to give in. It's just going to drag all the markets down so morons like you can pretend you're getting back at the joos.

>>11516334

I'm confused why floor traders continue to exist. What is the possible benefit of that position now when everything is computerized?

>>11516450
Pretty sure it’s just for tourists to look at

Korea misses GDP estimates
Gross domestic product grew 2 per cent year on year in the second quarter, according to a preliminary estimate from the Bank of Korea, from 2.8 per cent in the second quarter and below a median estimate of 2.2 per cent growth from economists polled by Reuters.

>>11516450
They find it fun. They are social people.

>>11516505
>>11516505
NEW BULL THREAD

>>11516039
shorts are in a pickle

>>11516030
i'd love to buy a couple thousand at $2

>>11516313

>>11516248
Don't sell. It's what (((they) want you to do.
What's your average on SNAP?