/biz/ - Business & Finance

wait, the winner was stupid enough to announce himself? If so he's basically condemned himself to death.

>>11514533

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11514533
do you get anything for being 50minutes away?

>>11514533
50 minutes by what method of transportation?

told all my G-Shine niggas to hunt the streets. Word on the street this lil lucky bastard won the lottery 1 in 350 million chances. 1.5 mother fucking billion dollars. mother fucker.

>>11514533
You know what to do, OP.

>>11514559
The gas station it was bought from was announced genius.

>>11514590
Car and actually it's 35 minutes away. I can't believe this shit. WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME?

>>11514533
NEAT

>>11514598
holy shit you won

I had the correct numbers for this draw...on the ticket that I played on Friday. Didn’t get the extended play or whatever, so it’s not valid.

I’m just so fucking done dude. Feels like I’m always the unluckiest person on Earth, there just has to be some bullshit. I haven’t been able to sleep eat or do anything because of how furious I am. I’m fucking. Furious.

>>11515006
sure you did. And after you almost won the lottery, every model in LA sucked your dick then gave you a standing ovation as you got rejected from employment yet again.

>>11514598
He's going to lay low for 150 days and then turn it in

>>11515072
Oh yeah, when I want to look like a badass on the internet the first thing that comes to my mind to tell people is that I’m a fucking loser that feels hopeless and retarded for narrowly missing an opportunity to change his life. Yeah I wanna be that fucking guy.

Fucking idiot.

>>11515072
>coincidences and things of that nature never happen

>>11515131
and yet that's exactly what you did. Pathetic. Better get back to pleddit, faggot

go beg until he gives you some money to fuck off

>>11514533

Why is it that the majority of lottery winners happen to be boomers?

http://www.megamillions.com/winners-gallery

>>11514948
>>11514598

Uh no he didn't, also that is from 19th's lottery run.

>>11516251
because the utility value of money is highly nonlinear when your income is constant

>>11516251

Because they are desperate and will throw massive amounts of their income at the lottery because they know they are too old and unskilled to make it any other way.

>>11516251
because they're fucking stupid, simple as that. my dad has wasted untold thousands on lotto and scratch tickets, despite my constantly telling him you are wasting your money. he's made probably less than half of it back.

>>11516397
>Because they are desperate and will throw massive amounts of their income at the lottery

Boomers are the fucking worse. They would rather throw it all in a scam than to secure the next generation's future.

>>11515131
instead of being a larp faggot with excuses post the ticket. oh wait you cant because its only real in your head

>>11514598
Obviously fake, the odds of picking any string of numbers if order doesn't matter is one in 300 million, the odds of picking them in the right order is one in quadrillions, there is no way an anon could have gotten those numbers in that order off by one.

https://betterexplained.com/articles/easy-permutations-and-combinations/

>>11514913
where?

go kill that nigger and take his bread.
>nothing new

>>11514559
You have to announce yourself. Its so the government cant say "oh someone won but we cant tell u. just trust us we arent keeping the money haha"

Imagine the shit you could do with that money

>buy mansions in LA, lake Como, southern france and wherever the fuck else you want
>buy your own private island
>buy your own 787
>travel anywhere you want
>buy a huge yacht
>buy every car you ever dreamed of
>buy F1 cars and have your own private race days with ex-F1 drivers on F1 racetracks
>pay your favourite artists to play private concerts for you
>get the best tickets to every cool event you want to go
>fuck instathots for eternity
>infinite cocaine
>make all your family and friends super rich
>still have hundreds of millions of dollars left over

>>11517990
all that shit sounds lame as fuck. most NPC post ive ever read. do you get all your inspiration from Dan Bilzarian's instagram? sheesh

>>11518049
>hurr id buy 1,000,000 dragon dildos to put up my ass at once because I’m such a gigantic faggot

This is what you sound like

>>11514598
top kek the numbers are all off by one

>>11516251
Maybe because they've been playing the longest? It's pretty simple really.

>>11514533

well I missed getting in at the bottom of crypto by 1 month

>>11517116
Seems that order does not matter. Also there is significantly more chances for "off by one" if it is not required to be either +1/-1 (2^number of picks).

>>11514533
>tfw when living on the same planet as winner
why even continue at this point?

>>11517990
>buy
>buy
>buy
do you know where you are? fuck off faggot

>>11517990
You won't have any left after a short time. Most lotto winners don't know what to do with that amount of money so all they do is spend all of it. In the UK a few years ago this Plummer won 15million, with in 5 years he had spunked the lot and had no investments.
Poor people don't know how to handle real money.

>>11518061
Still does not change the fact you read like NPC, NPC.