/biz/ - Business & Finance

pick up

how many times is this bitch gonna bounce off 2700? just bought

Buy the fucking dip. Trump will bring Dow to 30k before you know it

Am I going to get margin called? Currently using almost all of my margin to baghold MRO

PEP!

these MSFT cheapies are getting out of hand I'm almost out of cash

>>11510866
Hi, I already sold everything. You can't make me lose any more money bitch. click.

>UVXY Inc. CEO Mike is pleased to announce better than expected profits this quarter
>Guidance raised and share buy-back program is in the pipelines

>>11510885
No, anon, its time to buy.

>>11510893
Not falling for your tricks. Boomers are flooding out and not all of them are even out close to being out yet.

I hope the guy I told to hang on to his UVXY yesterday listened.

Are oil stocks good? I expect some shenanigans with Saudi Arabia and this whole kashoggi thing. I think oil prices will go up in 2019. Whats a good pick? Chevron? Shell? ROYT?

>>11510914
How high we going?

weak hands getting BTFO

>>11510923
Down 3% by EOD.

>>11510921
monthly USO calls

>>11510933
>>11510923
Meany SPY down 3%.

PG and KO are making me so hard right now.

>>11510866
H-hello?

Thanks for the cheapies everyone
When the rally starts tomorrow we (bulls) are gonna make it

if i sell my house right now can i buy it back for half price next year?

>>11510921
There will be no Kashoggi thing because Trump won't torpedo $450bil weapon deal and 1mil in employment

Since last year November I invested $11.500 on Wealthfront app, with a risk score of 8 , today it is worth $11,100. THANKS OBAMA

>>11510987
Housing market is about to crash

>>11510995
Just imagine if you had bought some MSFT calls last November instead.

>Sold half my NFLX puts to buy SPY calls because there was supposed to be a bounce.
at least im still positive....right....haha

>>11510987
Depends on the location.

>>11510995
That's just the fees. HODL.

RALLY TOMORROW! RALLY TOMORROW

BULLS CELEBRATE

just sell everything guys.. take the tax write off come back next year

>>11511044
There had better be I swear to god

We've hit the bottom. Expect heavy bounces from here

>>11511053
I can know for sure if you want the answer. Want to pay the price?

F PLEASE STOP

>>11510866
speak

>>11511044
If Tech hits earnings, we rally back to 2800-2850 S&P then crash. If not, we're bogged to feb lows.

>>11511063
Yes please anything

>>11510890
Damn you Mike, why is your company so strong?

>>11511008
Yea hindsight is 20/20.

>>11511070
Okay.

There will be a large rally tomorrow after consultation with elder gods. You pay the price though.

So, how's that tqqq faggot doing?

>>11511068
aapl beat. nflx beat. markets fucking tank. earnings don't matter right now. major planned selloff and manipulation going on right now. something bigger behind this.

Rip that anon that bought ford calls

>>11511095
nflx is a meme and aapl hasn't had earnings yet

msft/googl/amzn/aapl will moon us back

>>11511095
jews and democrats tryin to crash the stock market and blame it on trump

>>11511100
reminder going under $1. ceo is their worst in history.
t. ford supplier.

>>11511092
>So, how's that tqqq faggot doing?
which one?it seemed like everyone was getting in TQQQ DFEN UDOW and LABU right before all this tanking started happening

how do i stop losing money in trumps america??

FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK AMAZON

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SUPPORTING THESE COMPANIES THAT WANT YOU TO BE FEUDAL SLAVES?

>>11511044
>durrrr

>>11511115
that guy sounds like all the shitty pseudo intellectual parts of Elon Musk without the flamboyant stockpumping salesmanship to redeem it.

>>11511125
stock up on oranges

>>11511092
Pls no bully. I broke my rule and listened to a tripfag. Specifically this >>11511100 tripfag. I hate myself.

>>11511100
F is garbage

They don't innovate. just "muh trucks" leadership. Not going to cut it and their innovation plan is fluff.

>>11511156
he is like the theory of when I ask my wife question on what to do. I do the exact opposite of whatever she says because I know she makes the worst decision possible for any long term outlook beyond 1 day. This guy has no clue what he is doing and the effects of his decisions.

How are my weed bros doing? Anything good to buy today or will the dip continue this week?

Just put $1500 into T. I hope you divie shills are right.

>>11511180
based

does your wife know this

>>11511144
buy AMZN calls so you wont have to be a feudal slave

>>11511177
If ford canned the CEO replaced him with someone who said we will continue building cars and pursuing autonomous and electric vehicles with a fresh lineup the stock would jump back to $10.

>>11511095
The way people invested in equities this bull run is similar to .com bubble. It generally doesn't work this way. AAPL & NFLX are atrocious fundamentally. NFLX is not a viable company, I just don't short it as they may change the business model and not go out of business. And AAPL is a tech stock with declining units sales for their items, which means it should be priced as a liquidation stub unless they change. But go ahead and buy now into a repricing like in .com collapse.

>>11511100
Imagine thinking a stock that has been falling for half a decade will turn around now just for you cause you're such a special snowflake.

>>11511175
you should always do the opposite of tripfags... always...

Buy LCI

>>11511175
Lmao that was a terrible decision anon. No pity
>>11511177
I wonder how much Ford stock will jump when they get a new CEO

>>11511204
>buying stock of an inflated company whose price is held up by shady stock buybacks

yes amazon makes a lot of money but that doesnt mean its not overvalued

>>11511193
No. You can never tell her your strategy otherwise she will try to counteract.

>>11511180
Little do you know it really is your wife!

>>11511218
Anon, aapl is going to explode

>>11511221
why are these better than just buying SPY?

Told you it's gonna bounce niggers.

>>11511221
I completely agree
Still averaging down?

>>11511237
just buy the 2x ones to hold and trade the 3x while volatility is high

>>11511241
>Still averaging down?
yes.

>>11511232
In bubble finance, you would be right. The bubble finance ended with higher yields. There is no premium to value tech in a sane world. Same goes for MSFT.

>>11511232
apple is as good as dead

>>11511218
you seem to be under the impression that 2018 tech is similar to speculative tech in 2000

tech is a consumer staple now. expect slower growth, but not a crash

>>11511272
Yet no one buys android in US

>>11511095
DRUMPF ANGERED SOROS

>>11511274
there is tech to be invested in if you know whats going on, ie not consumer shit.

You guys think EA will go even lower on earnings? They ate 52 week low now and it feels like a buy.

Don't care that they are supposidly destroying your precious vidya or whatever so save it

>>11511288
EKSO

>>11511283
I think deep down alot of people on /biz/ want to be a soros.. controlling mass media, controlling social views.. controlling the world with propaganda and set up charades

>>11511329
FAT
A
T

>>11511274
>amazon is going to take over the world is a fact, not "speculative"
>Every single person in the US is going to have a NFLX account, borrowing billion to pay for new content is justified
>Facebook isn't bleeding users as young kids still think its cool
>The government is not going to break up tech monopolies in the next 5 years
>Tesla is the future of automotive and autonomous driving
Imagine holding these opinions

>>11511331
look at 2016 election

The bull is prepped.

>>11511341
Amazon has much more room to grow
NFLX is alright just overvalued and with a faulty strategy
FB is ingrained but yeah it's not doing so good
gov wont touch them
Tesla is the future of EV, but autonomous is a mybe.

>>11510921
Shell looks juicy.
But don't expect huge pump though.

>>11510921
ERX and UWT

>>11511341
cool assumptions but actually you should read their finances...

Also whatever Faang does means nothing to the overall Nasdaq/SPX...

>>11511092
This and the FNGU faggot showing off his $40 gain right before shit sunk to new lows

Top jej

>>11511280
yea I'm just shit posting apples going no where fast.
>>11511329
I'll give you a clue when the gold rush happened who made the money? The guys making the shovels.
What is the modern gold rush? The internet. Who makes the shovels?

>>11511355
nigger this better be power hour.

>>11511355
Thanks, Sweden

Is this the end?

>>11511386
>BABA in filename
it's a sign

>>11511386
are you angry because 40 is more then youve ever made trading?

>>11511401
It’s a sign that China is btfo and I’m shorting them. Their shadow banking meme industry is imploding along with their housing market

>>11511411
Kek

Check SQQQ and YANG, my niBBa. Keep buying your dip

Next stock market general should be SHIEET edition

>bottoming process

cidm about to explode lads....

>>11511426
WE WUZ BANKERS AND SHIET

>>11511425
nice proofs, So youve never made more than $40 correct?

Can't decide if I buy AMD now or just keep waiting.

>>11510921
Buy Chevron, but its not as cheap as it was a year ago when I was shilling it on here.

>>11511453
Ratsu calm yourself, everything will be okay

>>11511361
>Tesla is the future of EV

>>11511454
I bought with half my sum.

Will put the other half in if it falls further.

I think it will recover to 30 when this market recovers.

Help me decide anons
MSFT OTM calls - yay or nay?

>>11511471
I cant sleep unless Ive had at least 5 arguments

>>11511486
yay, msft is mooning tonight lad

stock fags btfo. I'm up $290 today.

>>11511100
Just wait until the recession hits and rust belt hicks figure out spending 60K on a truck isnt a good idea. Their margins will fall harder than every other auto company.

>>11511486
Yay - earnings are going to be kino and SWIFT is moving to azure.

>>11511499
exactly. When their largest customer base is their own employees they are laying off. who's buying their expensive trucks? nobody.

>>11511499
The recession will hit the rest of the world but not America

>>11511512
it's already here. general population is too blind to see it.

>>11511512
>this is what neo cons believe

>>11511497
I am happy for you.

OH NO NO NO NO

Jesus, finally. This took forever.
>>11511454
Wait. I haven't closed my short yet.

>just finished failing a heat transfer test
>Come home to see this shit

Fuck, earnings better be good tonight/tomorrow
not even BA is enough to save me today

What's the consensus on AMD, buy a couple before 4?
Or just go all in TVIX while I can?

>>11511512
LOOK AT THIS DUDE!

>tfw didn't sell NVDA at 280 @ 35% upside.
>tfw 3% down now.

Ok, funny joke guys. Can we go back to green days now?

brainlet here please check my maths
>I buy stock at 35
>it rises to 45
rate=45/35=1.2857
>I put in 1000 at 35
when it hits 45 I'll have 1000*rate = 1285.7 correct?
before tax and fees and shit obviously

Are you shitting me? Give up already, fucking bulls.

>>11511524
>>11511531
>>11511552
US is safe haven you dumb ass. 2008 recession was because the democrats screwed up

I told you stupid fags the Nasdaq was a bubble

you're going to holding those tech bags for at least a decade

AMD and Tesla both rally tomorrow.

If you're not loading up this during this dip you're too dumb to trade stocks

All you bear fags out there are going to feel bad whenever Tesla stocks are going to skyrocket.

Buy the fucking SMALLCAP20000000

>>11511092
You meant me right?
I haven't even opened my app today, I know that if I open it I will just start crying and try to kms.

>>11511555
not even memeing could someone please verify

>>11511572
>he thinks this is the dip

>>11511572
I'm running out of money for the dips.

>>11511566
>US is safe haven
>the corporate hq of every nose diving company is a safe haven
>ground zero is a safe haven
Willful ignorance knows no limits.

>>11511581
I'm actually considering IWM calls rn

If I had to describe the market today in a single word, it would be: yikes

>>11511578
I'm buying myself a Tesla share for Christmas at the end of December because of Elon's anime posting UwU

>>11511569
>AMD and Tesla both rally tomorrow.

lmao

more like AMD under $20

YOU THINK YOU ARE HOT SHIT BEARS?!
TWO DAYS OF BARELY A DOLLAR!
IS THIS ALL YOU GOT!
PFFFFFT

>>11511510
>When their largest customer base is their own employees they are laying off.
All sorts of wrong, their largest customer base is contractors and construction companies, private, public, and government

All of the Chevy, GM, and Ram brands put together don't sell as many trucks overall as the F-series trucks

>>11511604
For real though releasing the earning reports earlier is just a way for muskrat to fuck with short sellers.

>>11511555
yes

>>11511616
Why does Ford have so much debt?

Three fucking letters:
D C A

Tesla earnings will deliver...

>>11511512
This one is going on my fridge, lmfao

>tfw RIV will go to the $3 range.

Uh oh, I'm 3k deep already.

>>11511651
>tfw i'm still up 1% in this bear trap

feels good

I got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 shorters rdy to scalp you down
(I'm good)
scalp you down
(I'm good)
scalp you down
(I'm good)
scalp you down

>>11511642
Low interest rates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1ndFL1v34E

Why are earnings always before or after market hours, and never during?

>tfw holding tsla msft and amd calls
wew lads. just kill me

>>11511605
AMD has very little compute market and is releasing 7nm vega cards soon. They also have good growth in all areas.

The sell off today was because of chips with completely different customers selling yesterday.

AMD is still on track and in a good space. The only thing that changes is people don't want growth anymore. If anything you get growth now for CHEAP. Everyone is going to pile back in like fucking morons


There is no lack of demand. ML demand will only grow. 7nm soon will make them crazy improved.

The AMD sell off is hilariously stupid.

QUICK!

Post your Tesla predictions!!!!

Calling the bottom on AMD and NVDA today

>>11511705
Musk is going to ramble some incoherent shit and people are going to be confused, then it is going to pump to the moon.
>TSLA announced today it will be starting a division of Anime development.

>>11511705
$500 on horrible earnings and a news of a anime girl mascot

>>11511705
330 morning

The stock is most secure around 330-340 right now. It's depressed. Natural range it trades around should be +30-40 points from here.

The thing is everyone is irrational on this stock. I could see 360 tomorrow with how insane people get on ups/downs. PLay the extremes for bounce backs and you win.

>>11511703
Little reason not to buy in if you're willing to hold long term to overcome the irrationality of the market.

I bought 50 22.5 IQ calls for 12/21, fuck my shit up senpai

>>11511601
>Almost every European country got hit harder than the US in almost every macroeconomic stat during the last recession and entities all over the world rush to buy US treasury bonds when the market crashes, but the US isn't a safe haven because companies are based there.
wew

lads you're all retarded
I've been here for 3 days
I can barely do basic maths
I've not slept in days
and I've found better safer stocks than the meme shit the majority of you piss about with
I doubt the majority of you actualy trade desu
I don't have a fucking clue and I can see you're squabling over garbage
I've seen the matrix and I can't go back
now I'm going to unironicaly drive to asda for a single can of sip and power this brain train to it's natural conclusion
hours feel like minutes to me at this point
you've been fighting over red pills and I pity you I've skipped the red pill
black pills are for cucks
I didn't even stop to sample the infra red pill
I went straight to the VLF radio wave pill
I've trully ascended or completely lost it
I don't even remember whats at the top of this post
it doesn't matter

>>11511572
The best part of the next few months will be morons like you blowing up. We won't even hear from you anymore. You'll just silently disappear to flip burgers.

>>11511702

say goodbye to your money

LMAO!

>>11511730
I hope you are right... gonna yolo it...

>>11511731
Pretty much. AMD and NVDA, if you have money on the sidelines are good small buy ins right now. You can watch for further movement.

You just have to be okay holding for 2 years incase china trade goes crazy. Both companies will have increased demand over time and are fine growth vehicles.

>>11511741

>He bought the dip

>>11511744
>I've trully ascended or completely lost it
Dubs confirm.

>>11511748
Well it's current price isn't that great of a trading point. Maybe for longs. Def not a point to enter short.

I got a call monday when it was 256

>>11511705
$1000 EOY
>>11511703
Average buy in price on robinhood is around $19. Under the maximum hate theory, AMD will plummet below that point to punish small specs for trying

My GALT :(

>>11511754

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>11511642
Foreign markets (failing car badges like Saab), the various international F brands (Brexit, China especially)
Chinese car sales for all US brands are down 40% (third month in a row that overall sales in all vehicles have decreased...)
EV (testing, planning, research)
They quit car/sedan besides Mustang because every car/sedan sold lost money for Ford, or came damn close depending on how many extra options you got
While trucks are 50% or more pure profits for the company

Other two of the big 3 are going to be far behind F once EV's become more common than internal combustion engines though

Fucking options mang

What an absolutely brutal day. I bet this is all blumf's fault.

Been buying some way otm FB and GOOG puts

>>11511773
Except they do ER tonight, which is a call of reassurance

After ER you have the most information (retail) on something. This usually calms panic and irrational upside/downside. Meaning AMD is most likely to bounce higher as it decouples with market information. (sentiment overall) vs (sentiment individual)

>>11511781
Even a 25% increase wouldn't make it profitable for me anymore.

im so fucked

>j-just a healthy c-correction!

>>11511499
>spending 60K on a truck isnt a good idea
You shut your whore mouth

>>11511798
I want to believe in the soothing words of Mama Sue, but the market and it's sentient capital hates small spec robinhood users too much.

>>11511798
This is why in theory the bets on TSLA/AMD are better for upside. Tesla's sentiment is very negative on musk behavior and other things. ER gives a jolt of structure to the company.

Same thing happens with AMD.

Doesn't mean they both go up. Just that you would not want to be entering short AMD/Tesla into ER if you can help it in terms of short term entry point.

Doesn't mean I think short/long is better or worse. Just odds are good (better than 50) of positive thursday.

I averaged down, but I am in it for a few more months to wait for a buyout. My avg is about 5.10 now.

>>11510866
A Burdock - clawed my Gown -
Not Burdock's - blame -
But mine -
Who went too near
The Burdocks Den -

A Bog - affronts my shoe -
What else have Bogs - to do -
The only Trade they know -
The splashlng Men!
Ah, pity - then!

'Tis Minnows can despise!
The Elephant's - calm eyes
Look further on!

IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!

yay trumps economy....

>>11511837

It was all nothing but hype. Back down to 2015 levels soon

>>11511809
I averaged down, but I am in it for a few more months to wait for a buyout. My avg is about 5.10 now.

>>11511824
>mfw my bosses average buy in price is $230

EAT SHIT FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ORANGE MAN

>>11511073
It's just a fact

Why buy now when I can buy cheaper tomorrow? Or the day after. Or the month after. Or even in a few months.

AMD has a really great chance of hitting 25+ tomorrow maybe +10% gain on the day imo

>>11511837
This is a good thing. I get to buy.

>>11511847
do you just wish the worst for everyone?

>>11511847
I felt stupid for selling in the 250-260 range on the way to 285. Today not so stupid feeling.

>>11511837
>orange man is not the reason the economy is doing well!
>orange man is the reason the economy is doing poorly!

I'm feeling a carpet bomb into market close today

>>11511144
The nobility of the future will be those whose ancestors bought AMZN and GOOGL (fuck the GOOG pleb) shares and transmitted them to their bloodlines

HOLY SHIT. Day change down -3.56%. T-thanks for the c-cheapies!

Gates of hell open in 15 minutes

>Everyones 401ks are going up because of me!

Anyone else getting stupidly drunk for ER?
AMD
MSFT
TSLA

going to be exciting to hear AMD on call.

>>11511495
Thanks for the reminder, just got back on the ride

>>11511847

TOP KEK

ORANGE

>>11511837
>>11511845
I love when people blame the president for the stock market being where it is. If Trump continues to deregulate and cut taxes, then business can thrive and make everyone money. Next up is spending, cut that and we are good to go.

Should I close my shorts, boys? I've been waiting for the panic selling to kick in but it seems like boomers really want to see those fucking earnings.
If I close now I'll be deep in the green. If earnings are great I might lose all my gains and then some. If they disappoint however I'll regret not riding it out.

>>11511873
They are unironically selling because everybody is afraid of democrats winning

>>11511876
>Satya Nadella

>>11511888
you don't have to close 100%

>>11511885
He took credit for it. He's gonna take blame for it too because of that.

30 MINUTES OF BLEEDING INCOMING AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11511889
Cant say i blame em tbqhwu

>>11511902
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11511893
Nadella is/has been a pretty good CEO, much better than Ballmer. I have faith in him to do well.

>>11511858
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

>>11511888
Newfag here. Can someone tell me what earnings are?

>>11511182
I'm doing terrible. my port took a huge hit this month

>>11511909
tips fedora*

why does IV increase so much day before ER.

Are these people really paying a premium just for getting it the day before instead of planning ahead?

>>11511742
So you think the last recession went well for the US? Canada, Iceland, the Netherlands, even China, etc had a far less disastrous crash. Like I said wilful ignorance.

Show some fucking mercy Grichka

>>11511902

>thanks for the cheapies

>>11511921
are you talking about TSLA? They moved up their earnings call with only 2 days notice. Very unnatural. For the other guys, its because the market is damping.

lol faggots all you need to do was invest in some vanguard fund and make 7% a year

>>11511915
Okay, to keep you in the dark companies only report their financial numbers 4 times a year.

So every 3 months or so they report numbers with guidance and feedback on what's going on.

This is so that the insiders can know ahead of time and make moves while you wait for this big day. So you get the scraps at the goy conference call and sometimes they throw you a bone with a surprise not completely baked in the price yet.

-36% yearly return isn't so bad, right?

right?? :'-)

Bull preppers utterly btfo

>>11511851
JUST NEVER BUY

>>11511915
Every quarter (3 months) companies tell you how much money they've earned. Investors make decisions based on that data.

>>11511948
Google down 4%

market is nuts lol

>>11511933
SHUT UP

I have $75 what super cheap meme stock should I buy on robinhood?

Told you it's gonna bounce

>>11511939
that's boring. I like the rush of making 40% on some put and then losing 60% on the next one.

>>11511967
110/111 strike weekly MSFT call

WE SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN STEADY STABLE BITCOIN

>>11511933
S-SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

Whats the best stock out of these?

MSFT
VZ
T
RDS
ITW
KO
PG
GE
TM

>>11511967
SPY

>>11511944
>>11511958
Ah, I see. Thank you so much, anons.

>>11511889

>imagine believing this

The democrats won't be able to make or repeal legislation until 2020 at earliest, the 2018 election has zero bearing on the fact that we are at the end of a business cycle and are frankly overdue for a recession.

>>11511979
VZ long term

reminder that if you're a dividend income investor, cost averaging on the way down isn't a bad idea. history tells us good stocks like this won't stay this low for long. get that heightened dividend % locked in and ride the compounding interest train to Gainsville

this is a literal panic day, retail getting blown the fuck out by pros buying their market sells

as I am doing as well, big buy day today

>>11511994
get any NVDA at this price? Seems like a small buy is on everyone's table.

I wonder if AMD will hit 22.50 today

>>11511979
long term? MSFT, PG, KO, ITW, VZ, T in that order

although VZ and T could become massive payoffs if 5G hits well for those companies

:^)

Buy the [falling knife]!

>>11512005
It's up since I bought cheap lottery calls

>>11511978
>>11511963
this what you get for being smug jerks all year!

>>11512017
I'm part african stop being a racist shit.

Buy OIH...

Please NVDA go lower. I will sell tomorrow and buy all of your gigaray shares.

whos dumping?
both institutes and retail?
im unable to read these charts

>>11511182
RIV holding higher low from yesterday.

>>11511922
>USA is not a safe haven because China and Iceland
>I
>c
>e
>l
>a
>n
>d
wew

>>11512039
it's all just an illusion bro

>>11512039
They know we know.

>$400 on TVIX
Thanks bullturds!

OPERATION PAMP EET BEGINS NOW!

Only thing green is my REIT ETF. ree-RRRREEEEEE

who else /shorting BUD/ for earnings?

>>11512039
/biz/ dumped

>>11512063
how in the fuck is a REIT green this year? is it a bottom bounce?

>>11512039
Everybody except /biz/. Though retail is almost insignificant.

>>11512074
all of my REITS are uber green right now

>>11512057

>Bought DRIP
>Only thing thats keeping me happy today

>>11512084
What about the real estate crash? No one care?

Wonder if it's hitting yet, I don't follow it close.

>>11512069

You'd have to know about something going in South America because that's where they've been getting fucked

>>11512017
Slut
Now youve really pushed me

If you thought I was a jerk on the last bullrun you havent seen anything yet. When the rally starts tomorrow, oh baby

>>11512074
kek
the 100k shares of IVR am bought are stupidly green >.<
why am this thing not crashing good question

Picked up 2 shares this morning because I thought that would be the bottom and it wouldn’t go any lower...

NVDA 202

ITS HAPPENING. Finally! 2 MONTHS

>>11512085
gg no re

>>11511864
is it worth getting $1700 margin to buy one (more) AMZN?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comfy bonds master race.

>>11512098
I don't, they've just been on a general downtrend and I don't think there's much they can say/do that will make it moon. I just bought a couple cheap 79 strike puts with the money I made off GS puts this week.

>>11512105
Never underestimate Grichka Bogdanoff-san !

>>11512083
>>11512071
The average robinhood user has actually bought the bear, which I find interesting

what the hell is happening anymore?

Friendly reminder that DOW will be at 40K by this time 2025. Plan accordingly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11512119
AMZN and GOOG will be nation-state levels of power soon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How's it feel stonk cucks?

IT KEEPS DUMPING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

this is great guys

Buy some LCI and just wait it out

201.5

This day is awesome
Anyone upset, find a stock you like that is dropping relative to yours and plan a switchover.

Every point NVDA drops is glorious. This stock is getting dumpstered

Do i buy NVDA now? wtf

Buy the fucking dip if you're a patriotic American fucking retards

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT RIGHT NOW

the question is when does the bleeding stop?
i assumed the kikes would crash the market before midterms but yikes

gonna jump off a building

>>11512119
What is the price of absolute dominance anon ?

Seriously, don't you guys think it would be a cool sci-fi set up, a corporate feudalism ?

>>11512138
Yes

OK

market bottom February

we're in a bear market

sell sell

trust me

>>11512127
This is the scariest thing I've seen all month. I selling it all

>>11512160
No, wait longer.

>>11512160
NVDA 200 is crazy. It might go lower, no one knows. Trade war can hit it hard due to % of rev in China. Otherwise there is nothing to stop demand for their products. ML is still hype and invested in like crazy, their car stuff is good, and their cards are still far and above what AMD puts out.

theirs a fucking icecream van tinkling out side
what kind of mental pedo would even think of doing that

>>11512181
>2% drop
>crash

i actually hope this lasts until december when I get my big divvy/cap gains and also my work bonus that I put into the market - about 17K. shit is going to be SO cash

>>11512198
Will the dump continue until retail panic sells and the number of users plummet?
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON:
WE
ARE
FUCKED

>>11512204
NVDA doesn't sell in China

>>11512127
not really considering they've been conditioned to do just that nonstop for the past 2 years

OH NO NO NO NO

This slow bleeding is making me nervous and I'm a fucking bear. Start the panic selling already.

THERE

IS

NO

BOTTOM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BULLTARDS B T F O

SPY looking juicy

>>11512017
>says the smuggest jerk here

>>11512127
Robinhood has been revealed for selling investor info to big institutions so that they can stomp people out of their short positions etc. and dumping price too

'free service' (tm)

>facebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc

NASDAQ DOWN F O U R PERCENT

>>11511967
VIX or VXX

>>11512219
I thought for sure they had a good % of rev from china, like 19%+

>>11512243
if their P/E drops close to 10, ill buy it even without the divvy

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Nasdaq's boipucci must be pretty lose now

>>11510847
You only had to listen

nasdaq -5%
spy -3%

Call it a day

ERs are either going to turn this into a bull week or we going further down the rabbit hole

ITS OGRE

ITS ALL FUCKING OGRE

Dumping everything immediately. Not buying back in until things start to level out for a few days. This bullrun is over.

Das it mayne

Not even ordering food a Chilies going straight to the Bar

>>11512278
My SQQQ is J U I C I N G

>>11512271
>>11512178
>>11512150
>>11512154

>the absolute state of /biz/

And here we go...

Who else ecstatic today for no reason? down a few % total but meh

>just put a 39$ call on VXX right before the close

I'm going to make a million dollars right?

>>11512303
who makes these??

buy US network equipment you fucking dopes
this whole trade war is to stop chink silicone from entering the teir0 and teir1 providers
I can't make it any clearer that shit cannot go down.

>>11512310
lmao you are about to get just'd tomorrow anon

EARNINGS TIME BOYS

im dreaming of a red Christmas

>>11512309
Right here. Having a good time tbqhfam.

NExt thread I'll post a link to ER calls for msft/tesla/amd

HERE WE GO...

AMD IS GOING TO GO UP AT LEAST 20% IN AFTER HOURS

>>11512310
sorry but no

>>11510923
>>11510933
There it is.

>>11512306
i've jerked off like 10 times today!!! i'm still stressed!!

>>11512242
... doesnt that mean you can make consitent gains by performing largely contrarian trades against majority RH user data?

>>11512317

There's a non-insignificant crossover of /leftypol/ and /biz/ users; we tend to be TSLA shorters and bears generally. I didn't make this one though.

>MSFT tanking AH
Just fuck my shit up

>>11512363
that seems to be the case at the moment.
long term though nothing beats buy and hold.

>>11512352
Hahahaha

>>11512369

>>11512242
It's not really revealing, everyone knows they do this and most brokers do something similar

>>11512351
>>11512327
>earnings calls come in
>they're all great
>market still goes down

Yeah I'm thinking no.

>>11512363
not really, but institutions can scalp based on order flow

Dumb bears, prepare your anuses for the aftermarket pump.

Dumped a grand on another pair of calls right around close.

HAHAHAH YES MSFT

Man look at those AH candles on MSFT and TSLA

>>11512369
ER doesn't come out for another 20 mins

>>11512368
hello friend

NEW THREAD
>>11512399
>>11512399
>>11512399
>>11512399
>>11512399

>>11512392
Same. You and me can go to Italy and leave Baggy here to rot with his TLT puts.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .18%, got scared and closed my short at the WRONG time. Also GALT is still fucked, who is he anyway? We’ll get em tomorrow chief.

Party's over

Time for the hangover

>>11512406

>>11512424
Fuck off nigger libtard. If you shorted Dow at 21k you would have been ruined

>>11512309
I'm extremely happy and hope it gets even worse. The people I like and associate with are navigating this whole thing with varying degrees of profitability. The people I don't like are like cave men caught in a lightning storm. The fear, confusion, and despair emanating from them is like ambrosia.

Please buy AMD tomorrow my friends.

>>11512446
red id confirmed ass blasted

We MSFT bulls win again

>>11511790
What stocks?

FUCK YOU NO-TESLERS 2.90 EPS

>>11510847
>AMD
Ouch. RIP 20K in under a minute.

A SORE DAY, A RED DAY, ERR THE SUN RISES

TOMORROW THE BULLRUN RETURNS BROTHERS, HAVE FAITH

>TSLA @ 320
Whoever called it earlier, you the man.

anybody got the earnings pic for the week?

FUCCCCKKK THESE AMD BAGS ARE GETTING FUCKING HEAVYYYYY

Wtf that aftermarket pump

>>11513052
Don't sell now though. This panic pushed it down too fast and too far.

>>11513108
Its going to rubber band snap back, id bet on it.

I just want to thank musk one more time,
bought a tsla option after the SEC closure when it shit the bed, it was like 99% loss until two days ago. It expires friday. So far im up 1300. wew.

>>11511483
anon are you okay?