/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11493617
An ancient meme derivative. How nice.

NO SELLING

>>11493626
I am nostalgic over the dank memes I giggled like a retard to when I first came to 4chan

This is not goin' to end well.

First for no sleep tonight

This dipping needs to end, I'm almost back to December levels

>>11493584
here again:
I am in an investment challenge from today to 14th December
Start depot is 100k€
I can only buy and sell with orders
One order must be max. 10% of my depot value, so I have to split
How am I gonna win that?

Pic related are the current top 10 buys from all users.

>>11493617
hey /smg/, want to play a game?
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-stock-chart-trading-game/

Someone just dumped a load of NFLX pre-market... Bogs?

MOTHER OF GOD TODAY IS GOING TO BE UGLY

long short CAC40

>>11493634
>you will never be posting in the year 200X on /b/ again

why even live

>>11493670
Markets ?
Possible instruments ?

>>11493728
DAX, M-DAX, S-DAX, TECDAX, Dow Jones, Nasdaq 100
stock must have a higher value than 1€
only buy/sell with limit orders

>>11493699
>>11493724
someone just heard an earnings report before it gets reported? but which one?

fuck, i really dont want to liquidate my positions, but im at the point where i must start protecting my neck..

WTF bros all this red in asia and futures

the fuck is the orange doing!!!???

>>11493788
its earnings week
and midterms are like 2 weeks away

this is a rollarcoaster week for stocks, prepare yourself, we are going to see swings you wouldnt believe

>>11493788
He'd just torn up a nuclear treaty and now we are on the brink of Cold War 2.0: Nuclear Boogaloo.
Now, the US, Russia and China have truly been unbound and can make as many fucking nukes as they damn well please.

Should I buy gold bros? I think the time is ripe.

>>11493781
I think it's just people preparing for the boggening.

>>11493798
And to think, VIX futures were in backwardation from Oct-Dec just a few months ago. Buckle up.

24

Short ETF or specific companies?

>>11493832
ETF if you haven't studied the specific companies. SOX is going to shit the bed like it always does. C

>>11493839
AMD is a tempting short, but it has new (perhaps ground breaking) products coming up. I guess I should diversify. Thoughts on hedging at this point?

>>11493813
could be, and everyone kjnows afterhours are not real anyways, we will see what happens when 9:30 rolls around

>>11493803
>>Now, the US, Russia and China have truly been unbound and can make as many fucking nukes as they damn well please.
firstly, China was never bound by nuke agreements in the first place, only the USA an USSR (russia) were
and also, there is no cap on nukes, there was just a ban on short range nukes that arnt submarine launched

>>11493817
yes, swing trading VIX and similar sunds is the only way ive kept my head above water this past week

but im thinking i need to drop my indexes soon if we keep on seeing red days

>>11493859
Their new processor could be a quantum computer that cost $100 per chip. Doesn't matter. The sector shits itself when tech goes to shit. If you think AMD is going to pump after earnings, use that to time your short. This is more a short it and forget it type thing. If you're planning to use options, make sure they're very long dated.

I don't see why people hate bear markets. You get to accumulate cheap stocks. Just keep buying high dividend yield stocks like T and F. I'm long term holder though and the divis are another income stream for me. Unless you're trading with high 5 figures or playing options you're not making any significant money anyway.

>>11493870
Never said China was part of the INF/ABM treaty
But calling China out like that? Trump had just started a nuclear arms race between Russia/China and the US of A.
Hence, the beginning of the 2nd Cold War.

>>11493897
Anon I ...

Do I hodl these dude weed stocks or create stop losses just in case? Yesterday was fucking devastating for Aurora and Aphria

RED DAY!!! RED DAY!!!
>SELL! SELL! SELL!
SELL! SELL! SELL!
>SELL! SELL! SELL!
SELL! SELL! SELL!
>SELL! SELL! SELL!
SELL! SELL! SELL!

I advice you to sell.

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>He didn't cash out last week so he could by the dip

>>11493931
It's not a loss if you don't sell. Hold, the whole market is in a huge dip, selling now is really really stupid.

>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Get ready to hold until the next decade faggots.

JUST SELL IT! JUST SELL IT ALL!
IT'S ALL WORTHLESS, YOU FOOL! YOU'D BE LUCKY TO GET A FUCKING DIME FOR ANY OF THAT EQUITY!
IT'S ALL WORTHLESS! JUST SELL IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

SELL! SELL! SELL!

>NFLX down another $3 after just dumping $6
Oh baby. I can only take so much.

>He thought his shares were worth something
>He bought fucking stocks
>And then he asked "what color should my lambo be?"

>>11493932
>>11493944
>>11493964
>>11493978
>>11493990
shh, you dont want to get banned before interview time

You stock faggots should get into crypto

zawa .... zawa zawa ...

>>11494032
:'(

ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

>>11494038
>crypto

ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
we had a good run r-right guys?
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

>>11494038
>Crypto

>>11494038
>crypto
Lmao

>>11494049
too relateable

>>11494053
CUTE!

>>11494066
its not over until the fat lady cums

>>11494081
Tell me
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
it's not over
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

>tripfags on 4chan are fearful
kek ATH 2019 confirmed

>>11494097

>I hereby declare the market as gre-
>OBJECTION !

Was a long and dark October
From the tech stocks I remember
There was red
Wide red

Uh oh

>>11494085
we got another week to go at least

Bought 1k in BPT before the last dividend payout. Shares are red but I'm green with the divy. Should I sell and buy growth stocks with divys at dip?

>>11494154 ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
I don't think I'll make it. ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

Oh what the fuck happened last night. Mother fuckers. Why does this shit always go down 3-4% in a day but NEVER go up 4% in a day.

>tfw when you're happy about the escalating Saudi issue cause you're shorting the market
>tfw bad news makes you happy
this doesn't feel right

>>11494167
we are all going to make it, one day

>>11494224
I'll never forget you anon.

>>11494232
We will always remember you friend

GG NO RE

Based Powell crashing this mofo with no survivors!!!

Green id

Those with dollar-cost-average-strategy.

What do you do in a recession?

Normally, I put 80% of what I put away every month into my ETFs and save the 20% for dips. But now that we may be facing a constant decline for months, do I ramp those 80% up to 100% or keep saving?

Or the opposite? stop investing and save up in cash till the curve flattens out?

>buy NVDA calls
>expire in 3 months
>stock is down 5% from when i bought the option, option is down 30%
>pre-market the stock is down another 3%
>will probably open with the option being 50% down
what do /biz/? hold till earnings and pray?

>>11494452
Isn't the whole point of DCA to not worry about market movement? Sounds like you're changing the rules as you go along.
>now that we may be facing a constant decline for months
We don't know for sure yet. Watch for the critical 200day SMA support.

This but a temporary set back...
Where we are going, we don't need stock market

>>11494524
Yeah, I know. My idea with the 80/20 split was that I could get the best of both worlds, so to speak. DCA for the majority but then try and buy dips with the rest.

>>11494545

hell??

Scary how accurate I was. I scare myself sometimes.

I’m really sad. I thought I would be making money

>>11494589
You scare me, too. You're a scary individual.

hehe

>>11494560
Sounds like a neat strategy anon. I'd just stick with it on the way down.
But when will you deploy the "dip" money? Is there a valuations target which you're waiting for?

HAHAHA OH NO LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES GUYS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

fundamentals are strongu

>>11494632
Holy Fuck
Are we really going back down to 16,000?

>>11494667
What's strong is my erection. MARKET CRASH INCUMMING.

>>11494667
KEK

How are you getting prepared for the Greater Depression?

>>11494667
Buys U.S. market. Kills it off and sells it hell.

Bulls trying really hard to defend 2714. If they fail hold here then next stop is 2668.

If feels like they're swimming against the current at the moment.

>>11494677
I'm just a dumb bear who likes to short stuff, Anon. I don't really have a clue about anything. Though I'm not as dumb as permabulls, kek.

>>11494614
It's not that technical, I'm afraid. I just wait for a 5-7% drop within a 1-month period, then buy when the curve flattens out and green days start happening again.

That'll still fuck me over with dead cat bounces, though. Like now, I just blew my 20%-savings on the dip last week and now we're going lower and now I have no money saved up.

Not sure if this idea is all that great after all. Works well on paper though for regular corrections, but for times of high volatility such as now, I'm not so sure.

>>11494697
>ywn roam the country with your qt 3.14 wife living out of a tent and look dapper as fuck doing it.

>>11494762
>ywn

might happen sooner than you think

>>11494772
I need the wife first

ITS NOT STOPPING!!

Just imagine, millions of boomers are about to wake up and realize that they've been assraped overnight. Get fucked, boomers.

>>11494791
NO GOD DAMNIT I NEED THEM TO RETIRE FIRST SO I CAN HAVE A CUSHY DO NOTHING JOB THAT PAYS 100K!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11494779
That also might happen soon once daddy government stops giving hand outs. The roasties will realise the value of a good husband real fast.

>>11494752
Ah, didn't think it was that short term. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. How long have you been doing this for? If you're still in the green, have you thought about selling and locking down the profits?

>>11494817
God damn I hope so.

Also pic related is habbening

Futures are turning around. Bears are running out of steam. Pathetic.

Will $CGC recover within the next few months?

>>11493859
>but it has new (perhaps ground breaking) products coming up
Slapping a mesh on a finfet CMOS array isn't ground-breaking, it's lazy, Intel did that already.

>>11494452
>it’s a recession
So 20 days of stock market decline and we think it’s a recession. Forget GDP, forget two straight quarters. Or even just one to call it halfway.
Why are you people so scared of this anyway? The last one, which you think was like the great depression, was only six fucking months long.

>>11494852
My work mates are all in their 30's and recently bought with 300-600k mortgages.

RIP

>>11494882
If they borrowed at a fixed rate it doesn't matter much.

>>11494882
They fell for the "RE only rises" meme

>>11494886
Cept if their properties depreciate at a rate of $1000 a week and is valued at less than their mortgage ie negative equity.

HOLY HECKIES AHHHH

Idiots here still thinking the coming recession will plummet housing prices. We just had a housing crash 10 years ago, retards. The coming one recession might bring housing prices down 15-20%, but not much more. This time, it's about Chinese shadow banking. You won't magically get the chance to afford to buy a house.

>>11494899
>and is valued at less than their mortgage ie negative equity
As long as they don't sell it doesn't matter, except they missed buying lower.
It would have mattered if they bought as an investment, but to live in the house, it's not really a problem.

>>11494904
>implying we don’t know that they aren’t related
>implying it can’t happen at the same time and be unrelated
>implying it’s just a correction
>implying
>implying
>implying

>I got class from 10-11:30
Fuck, lunch time will be full of panic today

>>11494917
Can you image paying of a 400k loan whilst living in 300k property - you can't ever sell and if you lose your job (which happens in recessions) or take a pay cut - you go bankrupt and lose everything.

Good Morning Goyim

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11494980
You win
What’s that monthly look like

>>11494952
Not if the housing prices going down is a thing in the whole country, because you can borrow again and buy a smaller/cheaper home, and have a lower mortgage. A colleague of mine bought a house in 2007, at the peak, and sold in 2010 in the /biz/ fashion (low). Yet, since they bought a new house at the same time at low price, it was painless for them.
In your example, you pay a 400K loan for a 300k property, you can still get out of your 300k property if the need arises, and get another 300K property elsewhere.
The big risk with real estate is if your area plunges while everywhere else in your country soars. That fucks you up hard.

I work in a major investment firm. All major analysts think stocks will keep crashing at least until Nov 7th if the Dems win it stops there. Everyone among the big boys is extremely worried that Flumpf and the Republicans will demolish the democrats even more which will embolden Flumpf to be even more hostile to the global economy and tarriff the fuck out of everything he doesn't like

>>11494991
True ... shifting is possible with the banks approval. But you're still 100k in the red. Sword of Damocles. Could have been avoided.

>>11495000
Nice Larp. If the Socialists gain power we may as well leave for the bush en masse.

Anons I have about 9k I want to invest, I’ve been following crypto austitically for over a year but don’t know near as much about stocks. Where do I start? The links in the OP don’t seem like links for a complete beginner.

>>11494952
Homes traditionally lose value anyway. Appreciating value on a structure is a boomer meme. As a home ages things break or what was in style at the time goes out of style (see most past architecture styles). The shortsightedness if the eternal boomer makes him believe that his home will always be in style, up to date, and not in need of repair. Thus he believes it should gain 10k in value every year. That’s far from the truth. Just like a vehicle depreciates in value so should a home.
The money is in the location but that a gamble because it could turn in to Somalia. Remember the ghettos of today were the desirable neighborhoods of yesterday.
Don’t be fooled into thinking you should pay more just because the boomers think you should.

>>11494929
>>11494980
Whats the app?

>>11493931
If you didn't buy more Aurora yesterday you were dumb.

>>11495017
You are potentially 100k in the red, but you have a place to live. It's a heavy bag, but it doesn't matter much especially if you are in a dynamic city, since the location will have value in itself.

>>11495031
On that regard, condos/apartments age way better than houses. On a purely investment point of view, they are leagues ahead.
Also always check what the city council is planning for your area, it could make the value of your real estate plummet (if it's a jail) or soar (a business area, a tramway, etc)

>>11494986
-259

>>11495053
Is Robinhood not allowing you to buy aurua still?

>>11495000
earnings keep beating every day so far. This is some jewish fuckery going on here messing with the markets. When they are finished manipulating this this is going to sky rocket so hard up.

>>11495063
No idea I trade with Fidelity.

>>11495030
Pls respond

>>11495068
earnings on the techshit bubble keep beating. 3MM got rekt this morning on earnings. Need I remind you that if Flumpf wins he will break up the techshit monopolies he hates them because they don't pay taxes in the US and because they donate to democrats.

>>11494221
i should learn to short

>>11495075
Step 1 is going to be you lose 9k. Still want to learn stocks?

>>11495068
Earnings are beat but not enough to justify the price bubble.

Daily reminder european banks, especially deutsche bank, will publish their reports tomorrow...and it is not looking good

>>11495083
you're picking out the only loser and these are not tech companies.

>>11495000
>t. LARPing Jew

OIH is gonna reach a new 52 week low today isn't it...

>>11495103
You have been warned stupid goy. Don't cry when it turns out exactly as I say

>>11495075
>>11495030
Honestly, just follow these threads for a while and familiarize yourself with terminology on Investopedia as you go. Read 'The Intelligent Investor' by Ben Graham. Watch the Martin Shkreli 'introduction to investing and finance
video on Jewtube for a crash course. And most importantly, take things slowly. If you dump that 9k into the memes and bullshit without knowing what you're doing you're probably going to lose it all.

>>11495030
HMNY $1000 EOY.

Buy now or regret for ever

>>11495099
French banks (biggest euro banks) are going to publish their report later.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are we going to break 24k today on DJI?

>>11495119
Thanks Fren, I was thinking of just investing in a spdr index fund with that 9k but I’ll do a bunch of research first so I don’t FOMO in like I did with crypto

>>11495114
History will show its your Commie chink friends that are the reason for this crash.

>>11495056
This guy gets it
Don’t think that in 20 years those subdivisions with 4000sqft McMansions won’t be full of crackheads.

>>11495135

But deutsche bank is the biggest threat due to derivates. This thing has to be nuked as soon as possible if we want to save the world economy

>>11495087
take a much smaller portion of it and trade according to the advice you get on /biz/ - after you lose that, take the remainder and be happy you haven't lost it all

Or just wait till volatility dies down and throw it in SPY

SPXU calls r-right lads?

when to dump my uvxy??? is 65$ a share too high? currently at 60$

all your stops are belong to us

>>11495149
Np, also enjoy the bloodbath of pink wojaks today and let it be a lesson by proxy

>>11495135
>BNP 30/10
>CA 7/11
>SG 8/11
You got the biggest euro (not UK) banks there

>>11495162
DB and some US banks are pretty rotten, true, but DB has basically been contained from the Euro system since nobody wants to touch it with a 10-foot-pole anymore.

left my pistol at home. can't even an hero to save myself from losing everything today.

>you'll never get insider info and a free ticket to print money
help how do I become friends with the jew?

>wake up
>look at futures


y'all ready to get POWELL'D

>>11495225
we've been blessed by the october bobo

Any Dutch fags shorting Dutch stocks? If so, what are you shorting?

>>11493953
This. I'm amazed at the faggots who happily take a loss.

remember this going under $1. CEO is a hack job.

>>11495225
>>11495234
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

cant wait to see dow jones today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKj4upY1VYI

I warned you guys. >>11495128

>>11493953
>>11495243
>It's not a loss if you don't sell.
Imagine being this retarded.

AHHHHH MY MONEY
NONONONO

>>11495208
>has been contained

Why the fuck is it dumping? I just bought SPXL yesterday. Wtf. The bond market meltdown is over

>>11495259
yep, traders always hold and keep capital locked up when the price drops below buy in.. right!?

>>11495223
setup automated regex to scan Edgar posts and flag securities with large insider buys

>>11493617
>yfw you took a chance on a random technical analyst who predicted this day on the 10th.

yes yes, well done bulls, HOWEVER

>>11495270
>the bond market meltdown is over
It hasn’t even started yet! Get ready for blood in the streets.

failed auction at the Nasdaq jfc

>>11495257
it's about to be de-listed

>>11495270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>11495201
help, when 2 sell?

i dont feel so good

>>11495356
SELL IT ALL!!

>>11495356
I'm about to buy. just saying. shit is hitting the fan.

>>11493870
Fun fact about China’s nukes: nobody has the launch codes. Chinks are to smart too trust other chinks with such sensitive information.

plan 4 2 day
AHHHHHHHHish bias

do you guys think theyll be even a slight rally today or is this basically the end for the global economy

>>11495366
You are about to lose yo shirt

>>11495376
dang i bought a bunch at 53$ so im up like 14% premarket

Jesus christ is ACB about to get raped again?

Who else watching the minutely chart to see this glorious JUSTing?
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

>>11495402

fugggggggggg

>>11495402
I'm looking to buy a house this time next year - i've been literally creaming my pants constantly these past 2 weeks.

>>11495402

https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11495392
how the fuck can anyone know honestly, we're still living in the economic reality of the post 2007 bizarro world
chances are this is a controlled recession agreed upon by Trump and the Fed

Please we need Sminem-kun quick !

oh my...

HOLY FUCKING GOD.

DOW 50K 2020 r-right guys?

>don't overreact
>earnings are great
>t. boomers losing their shit on financial news
kek

>>11495429
i just feel like usa companies are still making good money so i dont understand this apocalypse as little as one month ago everything was fine now it's hell on earth every day i am truly at a loss

Don't worry guys
I've got a solution to all our woes

>pic related

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

is this the black permabear the prophecies warned us about?

>>11495402
Your id spells "less" as in a lesser price, it's a sign!

>>11495457
IF you look at the earnings of major Chinese and European shit they are also good. And yet they crashed. I wonder why that happens? It's like a mystery or somethin.

>>11495457
it's all fake.

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>11495457
All companies in the world have good earnings and prospects right now. This whole shit is purely financial.

>down 8%

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>11494952
What is the alternative ?

Wish I could short americas stocks with degiro

>tfw still holding

>>11495470
>>11495457
>>11495481
Systemic risk
Earnings and prospects have nothing to do with it and will not save you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

dude
weed
lmao

Should I buy some PLAG right now?

guys, guys, look at that "rebound", oh no hahahahahaha

Dude weed has ruined me

>>11495567
Im down 20% overall

>>11495579
HODL 5 years

>Entire market down
>TSLA up
What a timeline.

>>11495579
Good time to buy more

blew my uvxy load, whatever

>>11495596
Check out hmny. Up 34%.

>>11495032
Robinhood

you gotta be greedy when others are fearful

>>11495596
>smoke the good kush on JRP
>see the fucking matrix
>start posting anime memes
>crash the market
>moon
these things are all related, stop looking a the threads and see the tapestry.

> Chinese Government backs risk in stock based loans.
> Hardest rally in years.
< Now it's all red again.

>>11495647
https://youtu.be/pbUcmdDYcPA

>>11495610

won't matter. see >>11495318

>>11495647
that's what they yelled when bitcoin came down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo
today is the day. see you on the other side.

>>11495690
not so fast fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htKs3Jfi5U4

Oof

OH NO, IT'S GETTING WORSE (read: better)

>>11495685
there are people who bought the shitcoins at the ATH then sold them during the shitcoin crash then bought the stocks at the ATH and are now getting their ass ravaged by Red October.

>TSLA going to close up 10% on black Tuesday
What the fuck is wrong with the world

You guys are getting clobbered while BTC is about to make the greatest move in history man.

>SPY @269

>>11495711
>hey come to stocks it's always a bull market

>buy into market
>market drops.
>just hodl bro!! lol XD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11495674
I wasn't trying to shill hmny. The guy I replied to was talking about how crazy it was that TSLA was up on a day like today. I wanted to show him something even crazier.

>>11495729

and there goes the SPY lol look at him go again!

267
267
267
this gap needs for be filled!

>>11495745
>cannabis meme stocks
it's your fault.

>>11495759
I know. I’m a dumb fuck. I had 10k that I could have invested in this dip.

>>11495154
yes its the chinese's fault the american president initiated a trade war. why are you so stupid?

a Green day would be nice

>>11495768
wake me up when October ends

The ride is starting

Well Well Well, Tsla +6% only green stack in entire planet

>>11495768

ahahahaha

STOP SELLING

Don't forget stockfags the Fed will be unloading a shit ton of their holdings on Oct 31st, enjoy the ride.

FUCK DRUMPF AND THE SAUDIS!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11495799
Show us your puts

is now the time to start talking about banks?

>>11495812
They fell for the trickle down meme again

this is the big cahouna

the grand enchilada

I know we joke a lot here, but I think I might actually kms
I hate my job and I was going to quit and make a startup while trying to live meagerly off stock gains
It's become blatantly obvious though that I can't make a single fucking penny with this shit

I will never be my own boss
I will never be financially secure
I am human garbage and everything I touch goes to shit

>>11495835
> putting everything into stocks
that's why 60% of your portfolio should be in ash when the stawks are at ATH. Now go and take out a loan and buy back in you little bitch

i'm tempted to sell these spy and qqq puts but i think im gonna hang on. looks pretty bloody out there

>>11495835
Anon trust your investments. This is only a fake and gay bear trap.
Hold and be strong. Realize not everyone can be a stock market genius, but you’ll be okay. Don’t kys.

ok time to stop,bears

>>11495745
What broker are you using Anon?

BUY THE DIP

>>11495856
Looks like schwab to me

>crypto is stupid
>everyone needs to invest in safe and regulated stox
>WHAT!!! IT'S FALLING???
>Save us Illuminati
lmao

>>11495856
Schwab. I’m giga-cucked this morning like everyone else, but I guess it’s not as bad as I’ve seen posted.

>>11495835
>tenants moved out of rental. have to pay mortgage with no income from that now.
>lost 75K in crypto this year
>lost 120k in stocks this year
>no work at my job for months just took 20% paycut.
>kid on the way.
>i'm going first anon.

>>11495835
>living off of stocks
>30k capital

yeah that plan was doomed to fail from the beginning. now stop whining, its only 4k down

Manipulation!!

So the financial news is going in heavy on the "BULL MARKET DEAD SELL SELL SELL" narrative, I think the algos and boomers are running out of volume to dump on the market and are looking to shake out retail before buying back in. The bottom is this week.

>>11495850
>fake and gay bear trap

hmm, where have i heard this can only keep going up and it's just a slight correction before the next rise.. hmm
if only there was a market cycle meme that demonstrated this kind of sentiment

ITS BEAR SEASON

Why do retards think the stock market would crash THIS year? There are no factors found indicating that a crash would happen.

LATE THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

How much cheaper can the cheapies go. If you invest in high quality dividend stocks, immediate price changes are irrelevant unless they're do to a fundamental issue in the company itself. Cost average and buy lower for those higher yields.

Happy Tuesday

>>11495813
me no goo enough for options @_@
shorted @ 270.57 and closed @ 269
waiting to short into next rebound if there am one

if not just gonna spend rest of day touching self to dead anime girls

>>11495869
re-rent it dummy

>>11495876
there never are. All the big shills and analysts where saying that shit is all good in 2008

>tfw averaged down on RIV.

I'm getting scared boys.

>>11495813
you spelt penis wrong

>>11495884
Right now they've been predicting 2020 for a recession. This tells me it's going to be now, or after 2020.

>>11495876
historically crashes occur during periods of peak optimism

>>11495876
We're at the point where the crash itself is big enough to start snowballing. Be careful out there.

>thinking this is the start of the recession
Good one faggots. Look at the 5 year chart.

>>11495835
>You're all caught up!

i'm buying this AMD dip...

hold me

>>11495932
don't do it retard

>>11495510

>mfw I cashed out in January and used the money to pay for two years of rent @ 2k a month
>people called me a cuck, a faggot, and a loser

Feels bretty gud sitting on 300k FIAT and 120k LINK

>>11495909
also when people start saying
>the business cycle has ended for real this time
that's the strongest sell sign

>>11495870
It was $40k actually, I've lost $10k in total
I only needed to make like 2% a month to afford rent and food for maybe a year while my business starts up

>>11495932
Earnings tomorrow. Going to be terrible. Nobody is buying GPUs to mine anymore.

>>11495857
I spent all my money on the dip last week.

>>11495909
So on the next crypto rally?

tfw ZION bank is the only major bank ticker that's up

I wonder who could be behind this

>>11495970
mormons

>>11495886

Ditto. I didn't even have a sub 4.50 buy order planned. Had to move quick this morning to adjust my 4.50 buy down to 4.05. It just filled at 4.04. Unbelievable.

I'm tapped out on cash now. There had better be a market bounce soon or i'm in trouble.

>>11495967
>next crypto rally
no such thing

>>11495877
Which ones.
Help a friend out.

>>11495953
going back to $2

> Caterpillar
YIKES

Buy Tesla

Y tho?

>>11495984
Dividend Kings and Contenders is a good place to start. Also AAPL and MSFT will be growing their dividends for the foreseeable future.

dividendvaluebuilder.com has a lot of info

Where'd those two Faggots Bagholder and Comfy run off to?

>>11495977

Realistically the last offering a bank bought into was at 3.60.

I bought 1k at 6, 5.20, 4.25.

Willing to drop 1 more k if it goes to 3.60-3.70.

I highly doubt banks are into taking losses. So loweer than 3.60 is super unlikely.

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>>11496027
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>>11495993
buying puts thx

Anybody got any strategies on when to buy into a specific stock? I I was thinking of looking at candle sticks and using this (open - low) value to help me decide, but is that a dumb idea?

>>11496003
Thanks, bud. I appreciate the response. I'll get to researching now.

>>11493617
Im new to this stuff, want to try some paper trades first, but im honestly overwhelmed by all the terms, investing options, books, etc.
Is there an easier introduction guide for fucking retards?

>>11496360
Lurk more.

>>11493953
I'm not saying selling now is a good or bad idea, I don't know. But the notion that it's not a loss until you sell is so fucking stupid and the sad thing is is that a lot of people come here and see that advice and really believe it.

>>11493617
>he thinks long only fund managers are gonna let it dip past the end of the year
Fuck a bonus right

>>11496363
I want to and fully intend to, but just lurking isnt enough to comprehend what is going on here

>>11495784
Wait for it

>>11495784
>Elon musk went full fucking weeb on twitter last week
>Tesla increased 6%
Praise anime

>>11496416
This is literally how people 10x in real life though, unless it's some meme stock that you get shilled here in SMG. Dude weed lmao is about to blow up over the next couple of years, I mean it's essentially going to create a new industry for the West, and there's going to be some inherent vol in addition to the regular vol we are seeing now. There's no point in selling and trying to get back in and all that shit, just add when it gets cheaper. Take my advice and just make sure you're buying weed stocks that are dual listed in america/canada/germany and you'll be fine.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a fresh pit ham and Sriracha mustard sandwich with Gouda and fresh wheat bread. I'm barely down today. Couple red days in a row, feels bad man. I was green yesterday but AH dumped.

>>11496935
Sandwich and salad, same thing every work lunch. At all time lows but job security is much more of a pressing matter

>>11496935
nothing matters because im a HODLR but yeah shit is sliding hard. Should we be buying puts on dude weed lmao?

>>11497017
oh yeah and I don't know what im going to eat. not sure yet.