/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11489061
8/10 larp had a small kek

>>11489061
holy kek i really hope this is a larp

You now know what true love is, I'm happy for you.

>>11489061
Of course dude. Next time go buy her something made of gold, or silver, silver shows passion, gold shows player. Choose what ever image you want to promote.

Make sure you don't ask for sex next time. She'll offer it on her own but even if she doesn't, paying for it but not asking for it will make you really cool in her eyes.

You got this dude, remember to send us invites to the wedding you mad lad! You made it!

>>11489061
This is why I'm just going to stay a virgin. I know that I'll most likely die a virgin and I've learned to live with it. I feel like I'd get addicted like OP obviously soon will be. Plus, I wouldn't want to contribute to human trafficking or get blackmailed.

>>11489091
I got scammed $700 and I gave them my picture and employer. I am scared just remembering it...... dammmmn it

>>11489061

>>11489079
this
also she will prob love u more than ur money anon

OP you're the same guy posting all these pasta threads at once, aren't you

>>11489061
>finally lost my virginity to prostitute
>im in love with this woman
wew

>>11489061
you've got to be kidding

>>11489061
>falling in love with a prostitute
Anon, I...

You know what, never mind. Grats for the sex.

>>11489081
Next time go buy her something made of gold
did i just real G O L D?

buy this bitch some barrick gold stocks and she will be happy

>>11489081
>Next time go buy her something made of gold
did i just real G O L D?

buy this bitch some barrick gold stocks and she will be happy

>>11489110
>I got scammed $700 and I gave them my picture and employer.
This HAS to be larp. Are you genuinely retarded or am I for falling for this?

>>11489312
>>11489296
Nigger are you just scanning the entire board for the word "gold" to advertise your shit? That's dedication but lurk moar

>>11489081
>Next time go buy her something made of gold
did i just read G O L D?

buy this bitch some barrick gold stocks and she will be happy

>>11489327
dude i had to retype my post 3 times
i hurts

>>11489360
It's ok, you did your best

>>11489061
pasta as old as the hills

Know why street whores and prostitutes refer to the men they see as ‘tricks’? It’s because they’re tricking a man into paying for what a real man gets for free.

I’m a wizard myself and have a bunch of hang ups that keep me from trying, but even I know that you don’t have to pay for pussy if you want it bad enough. Take a good look at all the horrendous looking, stupid people out and about with their significant others when you can work up the nerve to leave your screen.

If they can make it happen, why the shit can’t you?

>>11489465

Most ugly men fuck prostitues or their hands. Average looking men fuck hambeasts. Only Good-looking men (6/10+ minimum) get the sexy bitches.

Also, nice job with your holdings.

The advisor that got me into crypto bought into ether at 8$ for 1000 tokens and cashed out at 1200$ a throw.

He’s living nicely now.

>>11489485
I see tons of overweight men with horrible teeth and questionable hygiene out with their women, hand-In-hand, all the time. The females aren’t anything to write home about, but they have something that TS and any other incel do not; the nerve to try, the nerve to be rejected and the nerve to try again until they get what they want. Like or not, there is some woman out there willing to spend time with you and open your axe wound so you can mush the muffin.

>>11489530

>get what they want

Nobody wants a fat old bitch. OP wants some fine thot with a fat ass. Go be a whiteknight somewhere else

>>11489061
Good job dave man

> all these new fags replying to this ancient bait

>>11489565
Kek, I didn’t know people had their own thoughts on what constitutes attraction and partner selection. So mastirbation, or old, ugly women then? Wow, tough market.

If you think what I said was white knighting, than you’re beyond help. Quit shitting up biz and visit the robot board where you can commiserate with the other self-loathing douche nozzles that attention seek instead of being productive.

>>11489530
Straight G homie. Hot thots are still thots. Fat ladies... can be good friends and some people fuck their friends ig.

>>11489644
I wouldn’t know, haven’t had intimate contact with a female for 15 years and still haven’t felt a boob or been on a date.

Apparently that’s white knighting to some folks here.

>>11489465
yeah anyone can get pussy if they really put the effort in but is it worth all the fucking games especially when the date etc can easily add up to half the price of just paying to fuck. How much is your time worth?

>>11489612

Um no the third option is to pay for prime pussy. Pussy goes bad by 30. Only poorfags have to settle for used up roast beef flaps

Personally I enjoy 17-21 age bracket. 16 is even legal in my state but sadly no prostitutes in that range