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11483867 No.11483867 [Reply] [Original]

Millennials think the 10-20% per year returns on stocks are not enough to pay off their debts, so they're prone to look for bubbles like crypto. Which means you should invest in whatever millennials gets hyped about.

They specifically liked crypto because they thought it was something high-tech, fast, would make transactions more convenient...etc. They wanted to get in it early because they thought it would be the next Facebook, the next Apple..

But of course it isn't any of those, its a digital token with no value beyond being collectable. Now that crypto has been exposed as the pyramid scheme it is, what's the next ponzi that will allow us to sucker in naive millennials?

Maybe weed stocks?

>> No.11483889

Crypto again

>> No.11483898

>>11483867
It's literally still crypto. Less than 1/3rd of millenials are investment age.

>> No.11483923

>>11483867
>Now that crypto has been exposed as the pyramid scheme it is...
Citation needed.

>> No.11483931

>>11483867
Fuck I live in NYC and it's annoying how many of these fuckers there are. Buncha basedboy pussies

>> No.11483961

>>11483889
yeah this isnt done, yet
every fool will look back at september buyers, look down on them, and think to himself

>>ill know when to sell how could they not sell, lol

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>>11483867
more like 6 to 8 %.

Even warren buffet does not make 20 %

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>>11483867

Lottery tickets. Crypto credit cards. Junk computer parts and the desperate idea to sell 'the good stuff' on ebay for a profit. Penny stocks.

Also all the fags who think they can 'minimize living expenses' by living in their car for 5 years.

>> No.11484159

>>11483867
>Weed Stocks
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

>> No.11484177

>>11484115
>more like 6 to 8 %.
No. This is nothing. You don't even cover the inflation with it. Even I manage to gain at least the triple of it, and I'm no expert.
>Even warren buffet does not make 20 %
That's because he's rich. It's harder to double your patrimony when you have money as fuck. 10% of 1 billion is 100 millions, but 10% of 1k is only 100, and it's easy to gain 100, but 100 millions is still a huge amount no matter how rich you're.

>> No.11484196

Lol. You think you can average 10-20% annually in the stock market.

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>>11484177
>Even I manage to gain at least the triple of it, and I'm no expert.

So what did you invest in ?

>> No.11484205

>>11484177
Was a long time ago that i have read so much BS

>> No.11484207

>>11484177
>t. complete retard on all counts

>> No.11484213

>>11483867
holy fuck, i'm a male millennial yuppie

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>>11484177
>he thinks inflation in the western world is 6 to 8 %

>> No.11484244

>>11484219
> Thinks measuring inflation with cpi is a measure of inflation

>> No.11484261

>>11483867
Also fuck you OP, it's not a pyramid scheme you faggot banker shill cocksucker

>>11484115
Warren Buffet is a corrupt old piece of shit

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>>11484244
>He thinks hidden inflation would even before close to 8%

>> No.11484271

>>11483867
it's not a pyramid scheme, it's a buy the dip scheme

>> No.11484301

>>11484205
>>11484207
t. "I can't beat the market so no one can" bogleheads

>> No.11484315

>>11484177
Impressively wrong. Where do you get your news? How are you in this bubble they you're in?

>> No.11484508

>>11484177
>Even I manage to gain at least the triple of it, and I'm no expert.
Hurr durr I am a genius in the longest bull market in history where literally every asset class is in a bubble

>> No.11484545

>>11483898
We are talking about millenials, not zoomers.

>> No.11484552

>>11483867
I got in because of the memes faggot

>> No.11484589

>>11483898
literally 100% of millennials are investment age

>> No.11484798

>>11483867
Beer, weed and the food items here are all legitimately good though.

>> No.11485153

>>11483867
>muh lenny alls.