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I am atheist but over time and anxiety I created the God of Forfeit Tickets.
I pray to him, and fines won't come at me. Speeding, red light crossing and parking like an asshole; all of these an more.
He basically is an entity in the space-time continuum and will charge Fees when a particular action traspassed a law AND has reached a peak in attention in more than three humans. He saves you because his worship is not thinking about fees and feeling relieved. once you meditate on this enitity with no more fear and perfect trust in him, the fees and forfeits are cut off from reality.
whichever god is behind chainlink will work in the same way.

>> No.11472009

>>11471997
fuck. I wish I knew about this before the 2017 bullrun so I could have created the god of forfeit capital gains taxes on coin to coin trades and FBAR filing

>> No.11472044

>>11472009
I do not think I have such a thing in italy even if I had to cash out tomorrow. I only made kid trades on binance at market price.

>> No.11472048
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11472048

>>11471997
did all the losses break your brains, anon? you've finally gone coco-crazy.

>> No.11472056

>>11472048
Actually I'm pretty confident for the future.