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>>11471298
no I had sex the first time when I was 14

>>11471298
>fantasizes about the life should/should have had

Fucking mentally ill virgins, how dare they have hopes and dreams

>>11471298
help this is me what do i do

>>11471298
that's pretty much it, except I don't consume much media, it feels like a waste of time, also someone should stick the JUST hair on this cunt

>should/should

>>11471298
>likely to commit suicide

How can anyone live their life without this attribute. Its impossible to take risk if you actually care about dying. I seriously have no respect for people who arent suicidal

>>11471298
This is just a shitty attempt to replicate the astounding success of pic related. That was a masterpiece of memetic warfare, a precision nuclear strike. By comparison, this is a chimp flinging dry shit.

>>11471298
Yes

actually yes

im 10/10 complete autist but not virgin

it redpilled so much it destroyed my life

i can say to women most creepy perverted things and they love it, while they would call a police if some 5/10 said it to them

all women are hypocritical whores

>>11471298
im schizotypal but through sheer force of will am indistinguishable from an upper middle class normie family man. Even ran for (and did surprisingly well) in a primary race for Congress once.

does get tiring at times though.

>>11471298
Yes is me but with gf

>>11471994
I don't know whether to masturbate or to cry

>>11471298

Smh at all the faggots in this thread saying that it's them but they get laid on the regular.

If you get laid on the regular that means you have a social circle and thus this doesn't fucking apply to you.

>>11471994
what in the name of fuck

>>11472487
i dont get laid on the regular

just when the fate throws a circumstance where females are involved

>>11472503
Just fek off pal, ye?

>>11472512
10 bucks say im here longer than you

>>11471298
I feel personally attacked

>>11471298
every point fits me perfectly..
I am 25 with a masters degree in engineering, have large green, am 6'1'' tall, perfect hairline, perfect jawline, german, ...and i am a virgin.
i have only one real friend who pretty much lives like ted kaczynski in the forrest. i like to talk about philosophy, literature and politics with him.
i dont understand what is wrong with me. i dont even have debt. i should drown in pussy but i dont. instead i am browsing 4chan and youtube all day long, if i am not reading or writing a book.
i constantly phantasize about being born in my parents generation (german boomers), they had it so fucking easy, got everything handed to them on a silver plate,
i am drunk as fuck right now and its only 5pm.
i ask myself if i should jump in front of a train to end this misery, but half a year ago some guy from the netherlands visited our university and talked about how he tried to kill himself with this method - now he sits in a wheelchair.
i am pretty confident, that i would end up like him as well.
i guess i have to wait for a iraqi refugee/islamist shooting me in the head to release me from this hell

>>11471298
This is me. But not undiagnosed.

>>11471298
very close desu except that I was able to use alcohol to talk to women and have sex with them. Eventually tricked one into marrying me but still no friends

>>11471429
delet