/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11455758
well she actually brapp in your face?

>>11455779
Yeah she even does scat. You need to let her know at least a day in advance so she can prepare.

>wasting your money on hedonism and vanity rather than actually building your empire, then getting to fuck better looking women for free
yikes and cringepilled

>>11455788
ok, OP, you're worthless
get gastrointestinal cancer

>>11455789

>>11455758
that ass looks pretty flat and flabby desu senpai, I wouldn't waste my money on that. you could probably find a better brapper on okc for free

>>11455758
you shouldnt reward her hedonist lifestyle anon

>>11455788

Lmao I just laughed so hard. I couldn't stop laughing if a chick let a big ole fart right in my face.

>>11455788
>>11455796
>>11455815
jesus fucking christ m8
fucking disgusting

>>11455789
>>11455796
how do I get a cool name like this?

>>11455758
Ughh, that's the best pics she got?
It's not going to be as hot as you think.
I bet it will kill your boner.

you can't even fuck her or get a bj
what loser pays for this
she also looks kinda average and not even shaved pussy or armpits
overpriced for a no penetration service and gross desu

>>11455829
Step 1: don't

>>11455827
TOP KEK

>>11455810
Clearly, you haven't studied austrian brapponomics.

>>11455811
>boring
/pol/ is here: >>>/pol/catalog

Jesus Christ, get a fucking hooker you can actually fuck

>>11455827


>"chocolate"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11455841
>unshaved pussy and armpits
>implying

You’re a pleb, the hair locks in the pheremones better and sweat.

>>11455868
Im gonna throw up anon hold me

>>11455841
this. it's literally the most blue pilled thing a guy could do, short of voting for HRC

>>11455868
>consume my brown
>don't worry, you won't get sick

anon i...

you want to swallow her poop? i can think of better ways to spend my btc

The real redpill here is if you are even a 7/10 woman, men will literally pay you to eat your poop.

And women say they are oppressed.

>>11455916
Been a fetish of mine since I was like 6. I don’t think I’ll actually eat it though, but a fantasy I’ve had is to have her wear one of my expensive pants, and then threaten to shit in them while making me smell her farts while facesitting me, telling me to do exactly as she says or she’ll mess in them.

>>11455758
how much to get a wife like that?

>>11455941
when i was 6 my parents took me to visit our cousins and back there they sleep in the same room (huge lounge, they don't have separate bedrooms) albeit separate bedding

it was late at night and i snuck into my older cousins bed when she was away for a bathroom break, when she came back she giggled a bit and let me sleep with her for some reason

i shit you not she brapped while asleep and i think that fucked my wiring up because nothing makes me harder than a woman relieving herself of gas

>>11455998
Yep. Oh well anon take solace in that at least it’s a fetish that’s possible IRL and easy to do instead of other shit.

>be me
>post a bobo meme thread
>gets deleted and blocked after just 5 min
>this fucking thread is still up
fucking hot pockets I swear

>>11455998
Wait, I thought brap was a meme.

>>11455827
>many clients consume my brown and none of them have had health complications associated
>eating shit isn't a (mental) health problem
Also why do fetishists phrase their acts in such disturbing ways.
>consume my brown

>>11456062
I think because scat is actually illegal in the US so you can’t straight up say it.

>>11456043
You should be banned. This thread about literally consuming shit is more interesting than the shit you force everyone to consume everytime you post.

>>11455998
I'm convinced I'm into asian girls because when i was like 6 some kids were bullying me then an Asian girl let me ride on her bike and was nice to me. I'm still into white girls just as much but I'm pretty sure that event laid the foundation

>>11455758
Namefags are cancer but this one
>>11455789
>>11455796
Is absolutely right. Neck yourself

>>11455827
Why the FUCK do I come to this website.

God fucking dammit going to bleach my eyes. You fucking autists FUCK YOU

>>11455861
Stop falseflaging people who don't like /pol/. Making it look like we approve of degeneracy displayed in this thread.

>>11455827
What the hell man

>>11456043
Maybe if you would write a longer than one badly written sentence...

>>11456150
Same here actually. Growing up, Asian girls were always nice to me, so I must have internalized that.

>>11456045
No brapping is the temporary culmination of succesfull anal focussed penetration of jew porn in western society.
I don't know where it will end but I'm happy to stop looking.

My fetish is facesitting but I haven't asked anything more degenerate to my gf.

>>11456268
Based, but please instead invest to ICX, desu.

My goodness, people willingly munch on her feces for fetish play? Bring on our AI overlords

>>11455827

>>11455827
I would be very surprised if she does not hate herself in some way.

>>11455827
Kinda wish I didn't read that now.

>>11455758
Dear God that's hot as fuck. I'd love to smell a woman's asshole.

Sometimes I think the muslims have it right with sharia law. I want to see all shit eater enthusiasts and providers flogged for their insanity.

>>11455827

>>11457148
Nothing wrong with female body worship.

>>11456078
>muh freedom, but eating shit is illegal
Sure it's disgusting and weird. Explain that

>>11457143
You have to be a LINK investor

>>11455827

>Men get paid to practice law and medicine
>Women get paid to shit in people's mouths

Gotta pay the bills somehow

>>11455758
> you can't actually fuck her, or even touch her vagina
> people pay money for this

This earth, man I tell you what

>>11455788
>so she can prepare
My sides

shit is this better than the gummies thread? where you at gummy anon?

>>11458229
For people with fetishes, most of the time they get off to the weird thing the person is doing rather than thinking about fucking at any point. Fetishes are also weirder and would gross a lot of people out, thus making it harder to satisfy, so I get why there's a market for women doing them.

>>11457148
>He doesn't know what Saudis do in Thailand

Oh anon.

>>11456150
i've had the opposite experience. asian girls were never particularly nice to me when I was a kid, and I'm not especially into them now.

>>11455758
I've seen this girl shilled on biz before.
I fucking LOVE ironic brap posting was started to scare off the thot posters, and then this IRL braphog sees it and thinks "finally! my people!"
Many keks

>>11455941
>Been a fetish of mine since I was like 6. I don’t think I’ll actually eat it though, but a fantasy I’ve had is to have her wear one of my expensive pants, and then threaten to shit in them while making me smell her farts while facesitting me, telling me to do exactly as she says or she’ll mess in them.
Orbit has been attained. Wonderful thread

Anons desu she's kind of cute.

>>11457233
u sound gay

>>11455758

Jesus, how do people become such sexual deviants?

I'm 32 years old and like vaginal penetration, and that's about it.

>>11458229
What if I roll up in a Mercedes with my big dick and hot body? She will want to bang for free

>>11458871
Women scare me too much to try and my ego can’t stand the thought of being rejected.

Is it true China feels like the inside of your mouth, only warmer?

Honestly, I would rate her a solid 8/10. Face is a bit weird at times but beyond that, her body is insane.

>>11458884

The arousal comes from the site of her pussy lips swallowing your shaft, and her moans, the feeling of penetration itself is rather vague.

>>11458897
Is it true that your hand feels better/tighter?

>>11455789
lol hey bro how r u

>>11458911

No, masturbation orgasm is not the same as achieving one via penetration in an intimate experience.

You should try to find a woman.

Anons, be aware that this kind of sexual "parafilia" will fuck your life in many levels.

May Jesus free you all from that addiction.

Come to my thread and explain your problem and I'll help you to be free.

>>11458821

>>11458889
Body is fine. Not amazing.
>>11458897
lol wtf are you talking about. You may have a legit micropenis anon

>>11455827

>>11455889
It's either the most blue pilled or the most patrician depending on whether you make it political or not. If its a fetish you do cause you're the Wolf of Wall Street, its patrician as fuck, it's actually degrading to the women in its own way. If you honestly believe women are superior (and voted for HRC) then its at the bottom of the cuck pile.

>>11456062
>>11456211
>>11456250
>>11456657
>>11456645
This has been going on since backpage existed at least, welcome to the internet. Stop doubting /pol/ about degeneracy motherfuckers this shit is a whole terrifying cottage industry

>>11456062
>consume my brown

>>11455788
>You need to let her know at least a day in advance so she can prepare

>>11455758
"My hard limits are that I do not allow clients any contact with my pubic region, I do not accept offers of oral worship"

>>11455758
She posts here doesn't she.

>>11459899
>CIA agent/Buy guy
yup

>>11455998
>>11457233
shit is extremely toxic to humans
treating the bacteria you get is difficult, and if untreated it will kill you

>>11460185
you're a big guy

>>11459145
>>11455788
>You need to let her know at least a day in advance so she can prepare
kids these days

>>11455827
She sounds like a delight.

>>11455789
You're probably right but I don't want to be the manager

>there's people who eat other people's shit
>they pay to do it
just fucking kill me already

>>11460480

>>11455827
Unholy diseased roastie degeneracy satan batman!

unironically dont people actually do this if they have gut bacteria issues

>>11460517
Yes, but nobody's going to fire a raw steamy log into your mouth.
The feces have to be treated and prepared in a special way, the patient will then receive something that looks like a pill/capsule. It also has to be from some relative of yours as the gut flora should be similar.

I want to meet and examine the people who pay for this like a scientist that researches dung beetles.

This thread is pure fucking gold

today OP was a faggot.

>>11455758
Her website said she loved tickle torture and was very ticklish.

>>11455788
Is this so she can eat taco bell

>>11460233
>shit is extremely toxic to humans
>treating the bacteria you get is difficult, and if untreated it will kill you
ok i thought and heard this but if these bitches are doing this on the regular wouldnt people be dropping dead from it left and right?

>>11455827
Im fuckin crying

>>11460689
This

>>11460480
powerful image

>>11461552
There's not that many people willing to engage into shit swallowing, shocking I know
and when someone dies of gastrointestinal complications, which may well be from an expired can of tomato sauce, nobody launches a full scale investigation about the fetish clubs they used to visit (at least I think)

But does she eat the brown?

>>11455827
I'm fucking dying

>>11461673
Holy shit. Why are we are stuck here chasing shitcoin pumps and not exploiting these dumbfucks?

>>11461673
Dear god how horrifying, but at least illiteracy is not a problem, that was some clear writing all right.

>>11461696
They are all so flowery and grammatically perfect, either they are rewritten by whoever does web marketing for her, or she writes them herself
Or the romantic hedonism fantasy is true and this kind of garbage really only attracts rich, educated and jaded people, in which case, sign me up for the blue collars

>>11461673
>>11455758
>>11455827
Howdy, boyos.

What's going on in this thread.

>>11461644
>nobody launches a full scale investigation about the fetish clubs they used to visit (at least I think)
But these people have whole communities? And even if each of these girls only had ONE customers (and you know its more than that or they wouldn't have a business focused on it) with how many girls out there are doing this (look it up, its more than a few, especially if you include places like clipsites where its not an escort but you can see its different dudes straight up eating shit in a video), wouldn't these communities have had multiple deaths that were obviously known to be from this? Wouldn't these women know when they killed dudes (if its as guaranteed as you say?)

I'm not trying to defend it or say it isn't going to kill you but it seems weird that there's like reddit posts from communities about cutting your dick off and gods knows what but if eating shit will kill you there's all these women doing it like its no big deal there's nobody writing about how someone they know died from it?

>>11461705
>>11461820
Already almost hoping this crap was banned. Almost. Reading too much about this kind of crap can't be good for you.

i would pay not to be shit on.

>>11461705
these women trade services to webdev guys for work. huge swaths of them advertise that they'll trade their services for useful people, a bunch of them just turn various guys into slaves who do that work and get *whatever* done to them. look it up it's all out there. they get em to do websites, video, be drivers, be personal financial management. honestly if you know enough you start hating women but then realize they're miserable like >>11456657 says and then it becomes kind of equal parts macabre and funny as fuck

>>11461820
this was a mcafee thread from the OP t b h

>>11461920
Thanks, gives some motivation to improve your life when you know that degeneracy does not bring lasting happiness.

Seriously people are fucked up, they literally push themselves into deeper shit (heh) even if every day you could just give it all up.

>>11455827
The scary thing is she's going to retire from this in a few years, and some NPC is going to fall in love and marry this degenerate whore.

>>11455827
>eats a healthy diet
good bacteria. go for it anon

>>11461673
Ho lee fuk

>>11458871
You're the man Steve!

can someone give a brief analysis why these kinda women feel the urge to be dominant? i wanna pretend to have xray glasses next time i meet such a whore

>tfw no bull

>>11455827

>>11455758
>My hard limits are that I do not allow clients any contact with my pubic region, I do not accept offers of oral worship

Fucking dropped

This little crap show has run for enough, don't you think?

How much do you think she makes in a year?

>>11462262
desu would like to know

>>11455758
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>tfw OP is living the dream