/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for the GALT pump

Say my name before it's too late

Blindly bought spy calls today. Plz be green

GET OUT OF THE US DOLLAR AND STOCK MARKET NOW.

Ford, jesus christ when will it bottom?

GREEN DAY

>>11451737
Getting my kicked and I got in at 9.20. Stop selling REEEEEEEEE
Ready for GALT rebound!

>>11451729
Blind gamble paid off. Better take my profits before it zeros out again huh

>>11451769
9.20? bro i got in in January because it was a dog of the dow, I have been pricing down to where my break even point is 10.24

my first buy was at 12.58, so i have catching knives all year on this fuck

Soon

>pink wojack intensifies

>>11451778
i hate these screenshots because it never tells you what the stock is. but yeah i'd take the profit and never look back if you consider it a blind gamble

>>11451786
As a noob I think F might be my first case of chasing a DIV. Better than a first case of herpes, but fuck

Short RUB (Russian rouble), thank me later. US will impose more targeted sanctions on oligarchs and their companies, some time before Christmas. Will wreak havoc on Russian economy + productivity is super low before New Year's Eve.
Source: top Russian telegram insider in Kremlin

>>11451858
>telegram
>>11451811 -> >>11451729

>>11451811
Its $SPY you fucking autist and no I wont sell. Never sell at the top.

BTFD ON ATVI

blizzcon, Diablo 4, overwatch league
Comfy hold for all of 2019

>>11451869
Yeah, some telegram channels are top notch, because that's the only way to expose your enemies in Russia, without getting poisoned by KekGB.
I know, I know, pajeets tarnished TG's reputation, but for rusfags like myself it's a beacon of freedom

>>11451881
see you at -$426 bro

>>11451890
Who on earth is this semen demon?

Is EBAY worth picking up while it's bleeding?

Seems pretty stable when it's not involved in lawsuits, despite no divy? Is there something Im not seeing?

>>11451993
people don't trust ebay sellers or buyers anymore. amazon is where it's at.

scammers ruined everything

>>11452000

>Based trips of Truth

Makes sense, is that what they're suing amazon about?

>>11452000
Lots of scammers on Amazon as well.

>>11452027
suing amazon over poaching sellers (amazon stealing sellers from ebay).

ebay earnings didn't look promising.

scammers is more the "social sentiment" beneath the more reliable reasons. I don't know beyond that

>>11452057

Ah. Ass frustration over whose turf lies where. Got it.

is fitbit going anywhere? first positive 5 day in a while

>>11452092
also $GRMN is low, buy the dip?

>>11451881
Absolutely BASED

Guys, i shorted SP500 at 2812, will i make it trough the next week?

>>11452092
I would think the holiday season is good for them, fat people buying them for each other as gifts, used that first sunny Sunday morning after Christmas and shoved in the drawer by the first unforgiving Monday of the new year.

anyone know what the fuck is going to go on with WEED stocks?

We won't get any official sales reports but I'm sure the media is going to jump all over it because it's such a hot topic right now. Everything for the most part is down, good time to buy?

>>11452147
good point, they do probably peak around then. Might buy a hundredish.


Shamed tubbies dont use them. I use a flex 2 to track my swimming and quite like it, silent alarm is a good feature too.

>>11452160

Im new, but isnt the rule
>Buy Hype
>Sell News

Or does that not really apply cause their market is so new?

>>11452160
weed stocks to the moon this weekend as that is when degenerates crawl out of their caves and are gonna be hitting the Canadian shops. Hold till Monday and sell on hype.


IMO idk tho

>>11452175
Weekday's haven't stopped them from being full.

Went last night and it took two and a half hours to buy

>>11452190
True but I know for a fact the weekend is when the corporate type, low key smokers are gonna crawl out. It'll be a better look for the market seeing more normal people buying the product.


I dunno if I'm articulating well but I hope that makes sense

HOLY FUCK!!!! BUY!!!!!

>>11451893
You do realize durov is a gebnya asset, right? You're retarded if you think that telegram doesn't work with siloviki.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

PG, AAPL, KO, MSFT, PFE and SBUX are all treating me well this morning.

>up $1200 already
>all losses from yesterday erased
Jesus I can only become so erect

>>11452260
whatcha holding gaylord?

>>11452268
SQ, AAPL, ACBFF, TLRY, ATHX, AMD

Costco is an unstoppable slow moving money truck

>>11452274
>>11452274
lding TLRY too, cgc is volatile but weekend should do both well via Canadian markets

>>11452279
The best companies always are. I love seeing flavor of the month stocks get bogged while the old guard toots along.

/GALT/ and /VTGN/

>>11451619
buy Clinuvel

get fucked bears

>>11452160
>>11452172

The dude weed is down because speculative money pumped it up higher than justifiable by projected furst year revenue. However, sales appear to be exceeding expectations this week so support is holding, more or less. As for buy/no buy, learn some TA, do some research, see how whatever ticker looks for entry.

Tip for small cap play: keep a close eye on James E. Wagner Cultivation Corp. New company with focus on organic premium boutique fancy pants dude weed. Why? Because the major LPs dropped the ball somewhat as far as quality is concerned for the first run of product. Genetics on the strains may be good but preparation not so good; inexpertly cut, customers across all brands saying the buds received were overly dried out to the point of crumbly. That was my experience as well. Therefore, there is a market for premium craft growers who know their business and can deliver truly top notch product.

Also, cannabis biopharma is a sleeping giant right now.

>>11452248
Thanks, fren. Every Friday the stack gets a little higher.

>>11452319
biopharma as in CGC and TLRY?

Keeping an eye open for new companies too

i recently into a game development company but its only guys working here why did i expect everyone here to be cute girls like it is in pic related
just kill me already

>>11451890
>ATVI

nice bear flag you got there

>>11452344
Guess you gotta go long $SweatyFuckPig
sorry anon>>11452344

>>11452288
I just started trading legacy the week costco dipped to 217 ish , kicking myself now for not just going mostly in on that instead of speculating on more volatile stuff. did decently buying amd on daily td9 but getting rekt on home depot at the moment. doubled down on HD today hopefully it doesnt keep dumping, Puts are way up today though so hopefully we wreck them later today or next week. so much going on in legacy lol

dividendbro here,

thinking about dipping my toes into penny stock trading for shits and gigs on RH (all my other money is with a broker). is $500 enough to start out with trying to get 80% gains in a week or is more needed?

>>11452341
No, i mean yes, cgc and tilray have biopharma divisions, but i'm more talking about pharma labs like Tetra BioPharma, Emblem corp, Nemus biosci, Radient Technologies, and so on.

>>11452406
>Emblem corp
I'm an engineering student so obviously cant throw down on big stocks too much. Is this one worth holding long? I could probably buy about 100-200 at current price

>>11452168
I've wanted to swing it, but I'm not sure when to test my theory. If the (((analysts))) express disappointment over holiday numbers then it could be another bag to hold.

>>11452248
Damn right.
OP here, btw. Apologies for the horrible bake but there was no /smg/. Anyone know why?

>>11452431
All biopharm startups are risky. You're betting on them passing clinical trials and getting DINs for their meds. Emblem is worth trading, sure, but understand these companies can tank extremely hard on bad news. That goes for all early stage pharma research labs, not just cannabis focused.

>>11452380
Put no more than 10% into meme stocks. More than that and you are inviting wojaks for ramen supper.

>>11452470
where is the weaponized autism of the tripfags? usually Texas Anon, Baggie, Comfy or someone will create a new thread

>>11452470
some dumbo made the thread without a title
its active now

>>11452470
There is. It just doesn't say /smg/ in the title. >>11448258

>>11452492
ok, i'm planning on investing less than 1% on memes. need to learn meme lines first and how to read graphs, volume, volatility etc, but once i do that, 500 should be enough?

>>11452485
just bought less than $100 on Emblem and and Nemus, so if they tank I won't die. Didn't even realize this was an upcoming marker aside from the big pot stocks, worth a shot if I can get into a good market before leaving uni.

If not no sweat, I don't need much money anyway. Just food and rent, no booze or nothing

>>11451737
Buying this was a mistake.

>>11452518
*market

god the Surface keyboard is autistic

Is it illegal for federal gov employees to invest in weed companies

have longed @ 277.50 and shorted @ 277.79 like 10 times today
when we gonna break out of this ?_?

>>11452574
Probably won't look good during your next SSBI if you have to maintain a clearance.

>>11452509
If $500 is only 1% for you then fire away once you find something you like. Be sure to share your progress/results. There are actually some good people around here who have been helpful to me, so it would be cool to see them get food advice/tips in return.
My advice as a noob: if you actually see gains on a meme stock, realize them and get out. If you're mooning and want to see the mission through, sell enough to cover your original entry and hold the rest until you're ready to bail.

>>11452574
In Canada, no; i work for the leaf gov in a roundabout way myself. In US, not sure.

>>11452502
I dig it. Thanks. Sorry again for shitty bake everyone. It was an emergency.

surprise Paypal is holding gains and not selling off like Netflix after earnings.

>>11452607
roasties using venmo to trade money for nudes.

>>11452595
That’s what I’m thinking too, googling the issue and it seems pretty ambiguous. US wide legalization isn’t to far out I’m thinking so I’ll just play it safe and invest in other shit

>>11452635
>paying for nudes

why do retards do this? you can get them for free with a simple google search

>>11452708
I think it has something to do with them reallllllyyy wanting some sense of interaction with girls even if the girl literally gives no fucks and just wants their money. Look at how cringy beta orbiters get on twitch, donating hundreds of dollars so some girl with her tits out playing LoL will read their username on stream

>From +$200 day change to +$50
SUCKS
U
C
K
S

I have become one with the ether, and have transcended beyond comprehension. They are allowing me to for lack of a better term feel the future, and it is a RED WAVE. Future growth for American equities are amazing, and this is not the time to worry because volatility is becoming softer, and was able to see and feel through the eyes of a bear. I was tired, fat and found a nice place to stay all winter, it was like a fucking hotel room.

NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!

>>11452756
works for me

all you need to do is go to your local bar, talk to some roasties, exchange numbers to be just friends, show them around town if they're new, ask for Snapchat info, get it, never really talk to them, every once in awhile ask for nudes

probably works once out of every 5-10 times. women crave attention and affirmation.

>>11452771
I also jizzed in this broads mouth it was great.

PAMP EET BACK UP

Tesla just dümpedd it
What did Elon do now?

>>11452780
feels good man

>>11452790
you look like you could use some more rope.

The anniversary of the crash should be a proper one... lets go bois... don't let me down...
Also 10 year yields could spike to 4.5%

> Dump it again.

>>11452795
PAMP EET

you can't make the market at your will, you can only become one with that which is right in front of you, then and only then is it when the finite meets infinity and truth becomes a reality in a space and time that is immediately known, organic free and instant.

reposting morning levels because they became relevant again @_@

there super strong sell interest @ 278.50

>>11452309
You were saying?

i think the mushrooms i ate are like making me sleepy, im just going to close my eyes and watch the market through the vision from the future. take care i love you all

>>11452870
>still green
>just reached the days bottom

>>11452857
Bart up

>>11452877
see you at movie night

>>11452870
its PAMPING

>>11452857
I would kill to see how you set these up, kneepad

Guys, why is AMD performing so badly? Did I miss something?

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a PB&J today, boss is out so I get to wear the pants around here. I'm up today which is nice leading into the weekend!

My fav stock of the day, is Qualcomm
Ticker QCOM

>>11452977
coffee and dividends

>>11452933
Apparently you've missed the last 20 years of their stock performance

>>11452933
>Up 83% for the year
>Performing badly

You bought the top sucker. Buy high sell low it's the smg way!

PAMP PAMP

>>11453034
AMD is going higher.

>>11453037
i love the world and want to share my love and make love to all of the different countries and nationalities, except south american caravans, who claim to be fleeing oppression and can't stay in guadalajara or something.

>>11453054
Maybe next year after they release a real gpu, but they are gonna be stuck under $28 for calendar yr 2018.

>Not buying hclp with that 33% dividend

Stay poor.

ONE

>>11452933
What are you talking about? My AMD shorts are doing great.

>>11453078
I'll go with Germany, thx

>>11453054
rip

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

>>11452933
can wait to buy AMD at $1 again.

[urge to panic sell intensifies]

>>11452977
I want to make fun of your shitty sandwiches, but I'm eating a blueberry bagel and a protein bar so I won't.
Steak for dinner, pretty excited about that.

STOP SELLING RIGHT NOW

>>11453160
no

>>11453146
we don't need China they said :^)

>load up on puts
>sell all my positions
I did my part, Sir!

>>11453170
STOP IT

WE BELIEVE CHINA IS CONTAINED

>>11453186
rip at power hour

>>11453172
chinese woman are like good slavic men, rare and should be protected. chinese men are like fertilizer, best to be sacrificed for the glory of the future

>>11453170
*hammers N*

This delicious ATVI dip...

Whats a good price to get in Nintendo?

>>11453203
I don't understand, how many times can power hour fail before people stop relying on it.

There's another red week behind this one

>>11453215
tattoos disgusting, i bet she looks like elizabeth warren, glasses and all in 20 years.

>>11453119
they surely got the skills for it. Their old product lines sometimes had an autistically good GPU

TSLA stop

It's not Going Up

>>11453220
Kek tji

>>11453138
T-thanks for the c-cheapies!

SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
>SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
>SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
>SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
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>SHLD PUMP BEFORE MARKET CLOSE

>>11453231
Keep forgetting your a faggot then you post this reminder. Thanks!

this friday pump is going to go ballistic.

>>11453208
>Implying
It's times like this when the Chinese man brings out the castration scissors

>>11453216
Would like to know as well

>>11453263
ssshhhhh, you're missing the larger picture, take some mushrooms and get a blow job. obviously you're fighting emotion. the markets movement is completely normal and natural.

ቃለ፡ በረከት፡ ዘሄኖክ፡ ዘከመ፡ ባረከ፡ ኅሩያነ፡ ወጻድቃነ፡ እለ፡ ሀለዉ፡ ይኩኑ

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Jesus, AMD is getting brutalized. When should I close my short position, guys? There must be a rebound coming soon, right?
Though I've often lost money by closing positions too soon, so I'm going to ride it out.
>>11453231
elizabeth warren looks fine for a 70 year old.

>-10% on Bouygues
Halp

oh boy

AMD was pumping green a week ago when everything else went red. They arent weak.

Burgerbros, how does it look like ?

IT KEEPS DROPPING.

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rebound. Bear market over, Golden Bull #Forever

MU mid twenties EOY.

>>11453386
Lmao wut.we gojng down

I hate this place so god damn much sometimes

>>11448258

>>11453386
this.

It's going back up!

>>11453392
what the fuck, /smg/ isn't in the catalog

>>11453357
The drops are inexplicable, there's been absolutely 0 changes over the past month. It's highly perplexing as to what's causing this movement.

>>11453411
they put /smg/ as name instead of subject

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

>>11453420
fuck that thread it sucks DICK

>>11453415
Even good stocks go down in a bear market

>>11453424
they both suck dick to be honest

>>11453415
they arent inexplicable, everything in this joke market can be explained.

>>11453420
Ah, no wonder my limo driver missed the turn. I use this link

>>>/biz/smg

>>11453357
>>11453415
Are you guys retarded? Parabolic growth in the last months is what's causing this movement.

>>11453415
Is AMD making eSIM modules ?

>>11452341
CBIS

i will either make 43 thousand, or eat eleventy dozen, but it doesn't matter because i've made the love to volatility.

>>11453440
yes we are, thx for the chart.

>>11453436
I find the most likely explanation to be pack mentality, more of self-fulfilling prophecies than anything related to the company.

>>11453440
>Everything has to be linear or it's wrong.
Shoot yourself retard.

Fuck!

>>11453440
>some faggots actually believed it wasn't a bubble
lel

ITS OVER BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>11452525
>Not checking the all time chart and seeing its been bleeding for years

>>11453478
THE BOUNCE IS OVER SELL SELL SELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11453454
that's what i meant yes, humans are just using many weird financial products to invest. long term investors winning again.

>>11453478
I spent all my money on the """dip""" last week.

>>11453491
work more and come back, invest again.

The second red candles start to form on this current bounce, buy SPY puts 10/31

>>11453454
>a 200% percent rise in a couple of months with barely any fundamentals to back it up is totally normal LOL GO AMD UNDERDOG FTW LMAO
I'm longterm bullish on AMD but I'm not as retarded as you are.

>>11451619
THE JEWS ARE BRINGING DOWN THE MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS SO REPUBLICANS LOSE REEEEEEEEEE

SHORT EVERYTHING, SHORT IT ALL, SCALP LONGS AND BE CAREFUL

>>11453491
trade the trade, it is on you to move losing positions to winning positions. see the old way wasn't working so its on you to do what you have to do to survive.

N-NO STOP SELLING

>chicoms buy shiny Rock for $50m
>stock goes up 509%
>o-okay

>>11453497
>work
Yeah. About that,

Nokia seems like a good buy, considering how well Erickson did

Hail Mary full of Grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed are thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.

Holy Mary Mother of God,

pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death

>>11453506
I don't really know what to say since you didn't really say anything. The company is in fantastic shape, people would've laughed a couple years ago at the prospect of AMD overtaking Intel in anything - now the off-brand is well-positioned to take down the champion and the result is to dump everything? Not buying it. I'm hodling and it will almost assuredly end up a profitable venture. This is noise.

>>11453541
mary was raped and lied about being a whore jesus was an ignorant bastard and you deserve your fate faggot

>>11453543
Hold on dude, AMD still hasn't delivered shit and they have 0 control over the manufacturing of their chips.
Intel has made a lot of mistakes but they are #1 because they have the best production reliability.

>>11453541
>praying to a human
1st commandment heathen

cool death cat bounce, ready for round 2?

PLEASE FOR THE LOV OF GOD GIVE US ONE GOOD DAY!

>>11453543
You don't know what to say because you look at the hype instead of the financial statements. As I said I'm bullish on AMD but the bubble was so obvious to any non-retard that I had to short it. People need to learn to zoom out.

Oh GOD MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

>>11453320
MY FORESKIN WILL NOT HEAL

so if i sell all my TLT and put it all in VXX puts right now, i can get 10000 of these fuckers, and when they go to being worth a dollar, that's what?

O Holy St. Anthony, gentlest of Saints, your love for God and Charity for His creatures, made you worthy, when on earth, to possess miraculous powers. Encouraged by this thought, I implore you to obtain for me (request). O gentle and loving St. Anthony, whose heart was ever full of human sympathy, whisper my petition into the ears of the sweet Infant Jesus, who loved to be folded in your arms; and the gratitude of my heart will ever be yours.

>>11453584
every sideways day during this dip means you can buy even more at crazy low valuations

these are the best weeks of the course of a 10+year period

SO MANY PINK WOJAKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

>>11453594
wait that's a fucking million dollars, that's too much, i only need 100k to win

how does an usa expat buy stocks in the EU? i know some pennystoks/ pink sheet otc that i want to buy here.
degiro doesnt allow us citizens.
how can i enter this market?

Here’s the pasta for the new thread. Pls stop fucking it up.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

>>11453584
Sorry friend

Welcome to the next couple of months get used to it

>>11453610
Where in the EU ?

>>11453610
cant you sign up for robinhood or any other american broker?

>>11453618
>next couple of months
???

>This just in, the fed has declared intent to raise interest rates before 2020.
Post yfi this happens.

I don't know if I want to buy the AMD dip or the atvi dip.

Ooooooooooo

i-is it over?

>>11453571
Production reliability? They can't even deliver enough enterprise grade CPUs. Also They are still unable to produce anything 10nm, while TSMC is ramping up production on 7nm now.

>>11453660
I want Trump to fucking demand a duel with pistols against Powell if this happens.

>>11453662
Duh AMD has the catalyst ATVI doesn't really

>this part was removed from op to prevent faggotry,

List of popular (kikes who will take your money and make it work goy):
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for (entirely removed):
https://pastebin.com/(fuck this op)

Real-time market shills:
https://thefly.com/index.php

(stop being a faggot) sites:whole section deserves to be removed

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com (ok it's ok this can stay)

Premarket Data: for real fuck off just google or duck duck go fuck your self

Earnings Report Calendars: nope

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising: (this deserves a ban for every op that makes a fucking thread)
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books: (by whom nope this part too)
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: what ever.

ITS OVER! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>11453660
But the FED said they will keep on rising the rates until inflation is stabilized at 2%. And since tariffs make inflation grow, well...
What's already sure is that rates will rise in December.

Dip buyers relishing in luxury

Bottom shorter losing the shirts off their back

Shorts buying this dip

>>11453660
the fed has already declared intent to raise intrest rates before 2020

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomcprojtabl20180926.htm

>>11453681
Please leave stuff like the earnings calender and suggested books so we get less spam asking about them

>>11453660
What are you talking about? There plan has been all along to raise rate once again at the end of this year and three times next year.

>>11453635
looking really far back, a lot of these stocks were in 5-10 year corrections. Home depot for example hit an all time high around 1999 and it didn't get back to its ath until about 10 years later. I fear this could be the case with a lot of these extremely overvalued stocks right now and people who bought in the last 6 months or whenever the real top is in might be holding onto investments that could be bearish for an entire decade. The Nikkei index if im understanding correctly took about 30 years to get back to its previous levels in the 80s, imagine if that happened to our indexes here. probably very unlikely but it seems possible

>>11453708
if a fucking faggot can come and ask, they can fucking jewgle it them selves, honestly shilling books deserves a fucking ban from moderators because of board wide rules.

I honestly don’t give two shits about my $200 meme portfolio but you guys are some of the best people on 4chan and I hate that you’re losing money. I honestly hope you guys make it even if I don’t. Now back to being anonymous.

>>11453623
northern italy
>>11453631
robinhood when i checked last time in march wasnt available in europe.
on ameritrade it seems that they only accept bank wires from the usa.
i have my funds in my bank account here, i cant fly to the west coast to get a bank account and come back...

does anybody know where i can find otc pinksheets? are they on ameritrade/fidelity or do people use different brokers for these?
i cant find info on google for this matter

>>11453715
the Nikkei is a joke and should never be bought, US stocks are patrician tier and nothing else should basically ever be owned

>>11453719
I like where your heads at

>>11453719
Little wonder you are against having resources for newbies, considering you never bothered to learn how to make money

>>11453721
last I checked robinhood was avaliable to american citizens living anywhere

>>11453715
stop comparing the nikkei to the sp500
Its all auto stocks and shit tech + yen carry traders knocking it down

>>11453715
>The Nikkei index if im understanding correctly took about 30 years to get back to its previous levels in the 80s
Actually it never reached it's ATH from '89 ever again. It's still down almost 50%. Imagine the JUST.

>>11453730
Newbies getting just'd is an important part of every traders journey

I-is it over?

>>11453730
>considering you never bothered to learn how to make money
we'll see about that.

>>11453662
ATVI

>>11453745
It doesn't seem to have worked out for you in the past 6 months

>>11453662
atvi soon fren.

>>11453721
Your bank doesn't have a stock brokerage service ?

DIE SPY DIE

>>11453720
>I honestly don’t give two shits about my $200 meme portfolio but you guys are some of the best people on 4chan
>best people on 4chan

>>11451737
dividends and earnings for them are next week

>>11453721
>>11453763
Just research banks and online brokers. Look for a trustworthy one with good conditions. Beware of boomer banks as they can rip you off on fees, at least it used to be that way a couple years ago.

>>11453763
it has but they're turbokikes in italy, banks treat you like shit here... its expensive to buy shares from a bank here, its not something the average italian does...
my parents in the us use charles swab.. i cant open an account with them from here...

This is El Liquidador, after killing Sears he is now in charge of SPX

>>11453792
Europe truly is a shithole

>>11453705
>>11453710
>>11453694
Oh fuck I missed that.
Jesus, are we going to be okay?

im going to go spend a bunch of money on over priced raw fish and have a few alcohols.

>>11453792
Check with your advisor, at first my bank appeared just as shitty but my advisor told me thay have a subsidary with a good brokering service.

>>11453814
So should we expect an existential crisis from you by the evening?

>>11453792
robinhood only requires an american social security number, if you have american parents, maybe you have one?

otherwise im not sure what euros use, theres more euros on at early times on here, these american hours may not be that helpful for finding the european alternatives

what the fuck is happening

>>11453812
since its well known for a while now, market has it priced in, so yes

>>11453531
I have 2k worth, just now breaking even after half a year

>>11453814
I can understand that

>>11453812
quite literally priced in

>>11453829
ill try, otherwise ill have to do this when i go on holiday to the us...

>>11453812
it was priced in... in 2015
Large specs are buying

>>11453843
i have social security, every us citizen has it.
can you buy pennystocks or otc pinksheets on robinhood?

>>11453867
If you want to try, theres also decent brokers in France (easybourse, boursorama).

>>11453843
Personally I'm using ING. Certainly not the best one cause I was too lazy to do research but definitely trustworthy. And I'm not day trading so the order fee doesn't hurt too much. Don't know if they have the same conditions in Italy as they do here.

Guys why are my AMD shares dropping like a fucking rock?

>>11453888
Because they tripled in a matter of months

oh no no no. such a meek day. Don't like it one bit. next week is gonna be dump fucking city...

>>11453888
because you fomoed in at the top when smg told you

Market's trying to shake out shorts. Batten down the hatches

>>11453928
To be fair, when it was prudent to get into AMD people were calling it shit

>>11453888
>he fell for the /g/ discord shills
if you didnt buy at 10 whats the point

>>11453937
>To be fair, when it was prudent to get into AMD people were calling it shit
Everyone calls everyones pics shit, till they make money on them.

The saying goes "The trend is your friend till the end"

>>11453888
AMD is a penny stock disguised as a legitimate stock.

>>11453963
RIP me

look at spy 1 month. today completes the right shoulder and down we go next week

Got some good news for anyone wanting to jump in last minute. Akers is getting bought out soon. Share holder average will be 9 bucks..

>>11453937
THIS
they not letting shorts have it easy, that means there prob gonna be another big drop today

>>11452905
@_@ its not that hard, used to share how do it but now that method proprietary cannot go giving it away easy like used to

DESU should not even be posting these anymore >_>

>>11453988
that is not how the stock market works anon

>>11453928
I've got a clear conscience I've been advocating caution on AMD for months now.

>>11453988
If SPY goes to 272, I'm gonna sell like a motherfucker.

fuuuuuuuuuuuck the MB bag is way heavy. its time to leave it and forget about it until I randomly remember it in a year and a half

>>11453988
the SPY 1 month is teeming with bullish signals retard

>>11453996
This picture you posted confuses me greatly.

>>11453958
I shilled NBEV at 2.23 and even told people when to get out. People only listened when it jumped to 4.20, and then were surprised a known pump and dump dumped on them and they were left bagholding

>>11452790
>>11453573
>>11453702
>>11453937
There is a dire shortage of bear memes. We need to crank out some of that meme magic to keep the party going.

>>11454011
thanks just shorted

>>11453881
not really i dont think, just some above $0.01XXX in value
and some international stocks

But i know a bunch of indian students in america that use robinhood without living here

>>11453996
all large specs know its going to 4k, they arent care about your bart down

>>11454030
PUNK ASS BOBO

I have no positions in AMD. Puts or calls to play earnings memes?

>>11453862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4VlA_9OrI

>>11454058
I wouldn't touch that stock during earnings. They have a lot of good things going for themselves, but also grew way to quickly in value. It will probably trade sideways at earnings and you'll get just'd.

>>11454062
If there was ever any doubt that you were a boomer, your music selection confirms it. I'm glad there are boomers in this thread.

>>11453996
hahaha, shorts are going to have to cover, we're going to have a real tight squeeze. haven't you looked at the calendar.

>>11454030
FRESH. Load up on those puts

>>11454067
Regardless, I think I'm staying out until I see Monday price action in the SPY. I have a bad habit of losing money when I trade just for the sake of it. I'm learning to be more patient and so far it's been working in my favor

>>11453988
>muh patterns
The fact there are so many should tell you how bullshit TA is.

>>11454093
raise asks
slap dat ask HURRRRRRRR

>>11454062
That's not getting us younger.

Aren't you tired of prepping the bull for speculators?

Time to come and chill with smart money.

>>11454136
nature isn't something that can be controlled

>>11454136
>not longing america while shorting europe and china
Bears are mentally ill

>>11454012
Fixed the angle so you don't have to crane your neck to play "Trap or Clap"

>>11454160
>shorting Europe
Why would you short the bottom ?

>>11454169
how's that supposed to be able to breast feed

>>11454169
You're a literal hero anon. Now I can fap to kneepad appropriately.

>when you lose it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zQiHQrFMlM

>>11454181
If america hasnt hit bottom, europe and asia isnt even remotely close :)

Good thing they are all at the bottom so you should go long on America

>>11454185
it looks like it's like 14 years old

>>11454200
Europe has been only marginally affected by the correction in the last few days.
After all Europe isn't in a bubble like US stocks are.

I'm not even mad anymore. Let it all crash I say.

sell everything

why do people keep spamming this girl in this thread

if its actually a poster then thats ganna be a YIKES from me dawg

>>11454201
he doesn't even have pierced ears for fuck's sake, it's a dude look at the bicep, and tell me thats not a mentally ill individual who's got low-t

>>11454201
And that's a good thing

NUKE IT

>>11454217
are you joking? Europe has been in a downtrend since february while america kept hitting highs

American stocks arent in a bubble, thats small spec thought

I swear I have the weakest fucking hands when it comes to profit. I'll soldier through bagholding until the shit either breaks even or goes bankrupt, but I can't STAND holding past +10%. I could have made so much more

>>11454228
Kek. /biz/ truly is the smartest board.

>>11454219
>tfw I don't give a fuck anymore about my losses
JUST TAKE IT ALL

>>11454227
My 14 year old sister has waay bigger titts than whatever that thing is

>>11454226
Because that is kneepad.

>>11454255
I dont wanna go back to my day job.....ughhh :/

>>11454248
>litteraly proving my point

There's a reason "She" doesn't have any tits anons

>>11454277
it means people smarter than you with more money are buying American stocks because we have better buisness and make more money

If you account for earnings we are priced to perfection with plenty of room to grow. Euro is literally recession tier

>>11454300
Wait, people thought this wasn't a trap?

>>11454300
Well imagine my shock

goddamn it, i go to lunch and come back and were at even

although KO is making my day uber GREEEEEEN

>>11454256
proofs?

>>11454277
let me spell it out for you. the largest three european company are all OIL COMPANIES
the largest American companies are tech companies that Europe is currently regulating into perpetual existence
europe is going to zero because the most innovative thing they've ever done is Spotify

>>11454249
never be upset taking profits.

but another way to approach is to buy stocks for holding long term. it takes the emotion completely out of it. i've sold one stock in the past 5 years and that was WYNN after he got MeToo'd and ousted.

i just come here to shitpost and watch people trading post pink wojacks

>>11454322
and AAPL music is taking over market space in that sector as well

yuropoors are going to be the new japan, stagnant, if not falling

i feel like a nigger

>>11454350
whats in your current portfolio

this is mine bro

>>11454093
Anybody wanna buy my IMO (Initial Meme Offering)?

>>11454366

>>11454375
impressive

>>11454366

Bulls will get it green by the end of the day.

>>11454366
i have 350 vxx puts that will expire in less than 2 hours.

>>11454380
thats pretty based, needs more SP500 leveraged not just FNGU TQQQ SPXL

>>11454395
Whats your strike price?

>>11454366
my 4 mutual funds are divided into growth, income, emerging markets and a bonds/largcap mix

my divvy portfolio is: AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, SBUX, T


V and MSFT are really good stocks and the rest you have looks like steady future growth gains. me like

>>11454403
34 and 35

>>11454404
>>11454404
>>11454404

New

>>11454404
>>11454404
>>11454404

>>11454405
also V and VZ, not sure why i left those out

>>11454375
based

>>11454405
im 25 looking to retire at 40 or 45 at the absolute maximum, so im currently as you can see basically all growth/i can take all the volatilty in the world for a while

divvys seem really annoying to deal with, WHY is there not a solid ETF to buy into for that, it seems like you have to buy all the various aristocrats yourself and that seems dumb and like a waste of time

>>11454420
just buy SPY and DIA if you want dividends based on broad market

>>11454395
based ascended pure energy vol trader

If you are daytrading, do whatever you will...

But keep in mind: The Bull market is dead. It died the 2nd of February - and it's death was confirmed the 3rd of october - DJ 23K is the absolut MINIMUM goal. Could go much deeper than that. Remember when the stock market more than halfed from october 2007 to early 2009 - the world did not end. Everything was business as usual - I guess average people did not even notice.

>>11453440
Tell me about it - bought AMD for $1,80 in 2015 - sold it a couple months later for $2,50

What's the index fund's name that's like MIO or some shit?