/biz/ - Business & Finance

You do this just to piss me off don’t you

I would castrate him right then and there

This legit happened.
I lost .1 btc or something like that.
I pay a cleaning lady clean the house every month or so.

>>11438976
I followed this chick on Instagram, I still can't tell if she's a boy or not

>>11438976
That's what you get for keeping your shit on your desktop.

>>11438996

>>11438990
its a boy but whats her IG?

>>11439017

>>11439007
Fucking print them out and put them in plastic bags in a fireproof safe with a second backup on a USB offsite and a third backup in an open source program you compiled on your computer. This is the ONLY non-meme "just generate your own public key from a randomly chosen private key in a dark room and memorize and eat the key" answer. It's basic security for your own sake I genuinely hope you do this. A safe, a USB, and Keepass but modified to be more secure by you. And make damn sure the printer overwrites your key from its memory after you print it. Good luck.

>tfw literally nobody will read this
I tried.

>>11439137
what do you mean? i thought leaving my 50k link on binance would be fine...

>>11439145

>not using binance in 2018
fucking plebs

>>11439137
I read it thx anon

>>11438976
you deserved it for not having a backup at at least 2 physical places far away in case of a fire or nuke.

>>11438976
>not just emailing your wallets to yourself

>associating with mentally ill traps

>>11439673
This. Not based or redpilled.

>>11439137
>I read it anon! teehee

>hasn't imprinted his wallet into his brain
>doesn't recite it once a day to ensure longevity
Lmao, this is why you'll never hold onto more than 1 btc even if you make it

>>11439735
>1ce a day
I receive it Everytime I eat

>>11439137
or just buy a ledger
fucking poorfags

>>11439735
what if you die and your family want to use your money?

ledger + 24 words in a bank safety box you erase one word and tattoo it beetween your balls and your ass

>>11439866
>b-but muh backdoor!
To be fair, I wouldn't bother buying a Ledger either if all I had was a 1k LINK "stack".

>>11439886
I have 11 BTC

>>11439137
>print them
>not advising to use copper plates and metal stamping tools to engrave your pk into a truly fireproof material
>relying on a safe's protection from fire
>paper

>>11439932
But 0 reading comprehension.

>>11439137
lol
Book cipher with personal flair on encoding. The encoded key is unbreakable. Only worry about backups, not hiding it. Easy peasy.

>>11439962
Why use copper? that shit reacts with everything. Use a stable material like stainless

>>11439873
One word can be brute forced no problem.

>>11438987
Who throws away peoples papers without knowing exactly what they are and what they are for? Fuckin retards.

>>11438976
Is that sminem?

>>11441552
copper has the best heat transfer and doesn't bend out of shape when heated, unlike stainless steel.
there are some articles where those purchasable steel wallets are tested under fire. result was basically that they deformed enough for the letters that you insert in the rows to move around and thus resulting in an unrecoverable private key.
and while you are correct in that copper reacts with oxygen and builds up an oxidized surface, it's also the easiest material to completely clean through chemicals or other means.
check out this neat video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrB62cPPNxc

>>11441552

>not using gold for imprinting your hd seed

>>11438976
I would give hard punishment. Like really, really hard and deep.

>>11438976
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>>11439709
"""she"""

clone my hdd then recover them
make her think theyre gone forever
hate fuck her everyday making her do every act possible to please me

>>11442359
KEK

>>11438976
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGGOT. THAT WAS ALL MY BAZINGACOINS. I SPENT ALL MY LIFESAVINGS ON THOSE AND NOW IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID SHIT YOU MENTALLY ILL CUNT. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF

*GRAB*
"OH NO PLEASE NOOOAAAAAH-"
*RIP*
*SPLAT*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I FUCKING RIPPED THE HEAD OF A USELESS MENTALLY ILL FAGGOT OFF HAHAHHAH THIS IS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY

>>11442359
Rent free and seething
>>11443128
>teeheee

>>11443140
I'm shocked how much his/her facial structure has changed. I assume she just took hormones but the transformation is incredible. That smile man and those eyes - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? How is this possible?

>>11438976
punch him in his fat cheek

Everyone report this tranny obsessed faggot please

>>11442359
wow, she pulls off the tomboy look really well

>>11438976
BITCH FINNA CATCH THESE HANDS

>>11443290
Makeup and angles, you retarded homosexual mongoloid.

I would unironically kill her

>>11438976
>>11439092
>>11439260
>>11439709
>>11442359
>>11443140

STOP POSTING THIS FAGGOT IT IS MAKING ME A FAGGOT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE