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>check into hotel room after flight
>being away from my home I don't have access to my usual sex toys like my onahole to get me off
>start looking around for anything I can use to create a sex toy
>find that my pillows are nice soft down material
>look around for scissors but can't find any to cut a hole
>use my teeth to rip a hole open on the hotel pillow just big enough for my weenie
>load up my favourite mom/son incest porn and begin going at the pillow
>feelsamazing
>dump my huge hot load into the pillow and then stuff it under the bed to hide the evidence

This was 2 days ago. Today I got a phone call from the hotel saying that they would be back charging me for the pillow. I denied the claim and said I didn't do it. Is there any way they can charge me for this? How can they even prove it was me. The hotel is far out of town in another state so I'm not too worried about it. Any advice anons?

>> No.11435978

Just go pick a chick up at a bar loser

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>>11435949
>dump my huge hot load into the pillow and then stuff it under the bed to hide the evidence
>How can they even prove it was me.
you left DNA evidence anon, you already answered your own question

>> No.11436059

>>11435949
You can't use your fucking hand like a normal person you creepy loser?

>> No.11436970
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11436970

>>11435949
Sell some of your chainlink and pay the bill.

>> No.11436980

This is stale pasta you fucking newfags

>> No.11436993

>>11435978
>pickup chick at the bar so anon wont call me a loser
>take her back to hotel room
>afterwards she heads out
>turns out she squirted/pissed all over the bed and pillows
>2 days go by and receive a call from hotel saying they will be charging me for the pillows and sheets

>> No.11437006

>>11435949
All you need is a toilet paper tube, a condom and a sock. Crude but effective.