/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11414328

>bragging about committing a felony on the internet

Good job senpai

>>11414328
No Bitcoin is anonymous. It's why they use it on the darkweb.

>>11414328
Nah he won't know. It's an address just like any other

only stole him 1 btc, dont be too asshole

larp

you both will be reach in 2 years

>>11414328
Yea just send it directly to your coinbase account which has all of your information on file.

>>11414417
Is it a felony if it's over $10,000?

>>11414328
He'll strongly suspect you Anon. Who else would have access to it?

>>11414491
a hacer?

>>11414483
quit trying to trick him let the man get his come up

>>11414491
This.
>>11414417
This.
>>11414483
This. And you're a POS.

>>11414457
>>11414474

Depends. Is he your friend or not? Is he an asshole that deserves it?

>>11414504

You don't sound very smart anon. There is a 100% chance he will suspect you did it.

>>11414526
He failed to protect his assets. He deserves it

>>11414328
>VPN
>dex
>BTC to (your choice of privacycoin)
>Privacycoin to privacycoin- use multiple wallets, only shift 1 or 10 at a time depending on which coin you use to defeat a knapsack attack
>Keep in privacycoin for a month or so to defeat a time attack
>dex to BTC using a different VPN location
>Clean BTC in your control

>>11414328
Why are you even considering stealing from your roommate anon?

>>11414526
college roomate kek. he is a total norman

>>11414602
>inb4 gets his his 2 btc stolen
>everyone in dorm says "maybe it was that wierd rommate of yours, he seems autistic af, could be capable/antisocial enough for sth like this
>anon gets 2 perfectly clean btc sent into his account 1 month later
>when confronted/asked about origin of those 2 btc he starts sweating and can't keep eye contact due to his social anxiety, instantly exposes himself
what happens after that depends on your roomate. if you're lucky you'll go to jail, otherwise he settles it between you both, you get to stay in college without the slightest chance of making friends while being well-known as the sociopath that stole his own fucking rommate's life savings

>>11414328
it depends on the location anon. Different areas have different jurisdiction and caselaw regarding digital asset theft. tell me the state and I can check it out on WestLaw for you. Fucker deserves it for leaving his key lying around.

>>11414328
buy monero and then shapeshift it to my account

>>11414328
You're a shit person. And yes, you will be the first suspect.

>>11414328
Easy game, send it to a fresh btc wallet address on blockchain.info or a hardware wallet. Hold and see what happens. There's really no way they can find out who owns the address if you do it right. Use public wifi to set up the address. After a few weeks or months your roommate will probably just give up hope, and after a year or more you'll be gone anyway. At that point try to sell on a dex or in person for cash, or just keep holding since it's free money

>not having a brain wallet

if you have to ask you won't get away with it

>>11414457
dickhead if it was a hacker he would take it all
now he knows the thief was 'merciful' aka someone close to him aka you dumb cunt

just make a copy of it and wait until you're no longer friends. then steal it all. teehee

>>11414328
>will he be able to tell its me if i send it there or is it private?
this is the absolute state of /biz/ crypto knowledge

Obviously steal it and go long with it 3-5x on bitmex. Close out after BTC reaches 7400 and return his 2 BTC. Congrats, you made 1.5 BTC and your roommate has his BTC back.

Stealing is for niggers. Don't be a nigger anon.

Let me tell you what happens on this situation.

>OP jews out his only friend and lifts his 2btc
>OP is the only realistic suspect and the victim knows it is him.
>OP gets serious head trauma.
>OP friend reports him to the police and looks up transactions out of his wallet.
>OPs exchange is identified and contacted.
>OP goes to prison and gets reamed daily until he's a little girl.
>OPs exchange freezes the account but is "unable" to establish ownership of said 2btc. Regrettably, they are forced to confiscate the BTC and place them in their own funds.
>OP gets stabbed to death at the prison gates on the day of his release

OPs friend goes to prison.
OP is never going to make it.

lol at all the retards here thinking any police will actually investigate 2 btc being transferred.

>>11417162
Grand larceny is investigated by the cops you retard. 2 btc is worth $12k making it third degree with a maximum prison sentence of 7 years. OP will be the obvious suspect since he is the roomate. ISP will provide the detectives with proof of the transaction unless he uses a proxy or VPN. Even then I'm pretty sure they'll find the address where the BTC was sent and they'll moniter it. OP will be unable to withdraw the funds to cuckbase or any other btc to fiat exchange since most of them use KYC. He'll be stuck with 2 btc that he'll never be able to use unless he wabts to get ass raped by bubba. His freind will probably one day murder OP and that may be the end of it.

>>11414328
Convert it all into tether and pretend you were trying to protect him

>>11417211
sure
they will bind resources for years to monitor a btc address. Thanks to left liberal retardos, police hasn't enough resources to investigate shootings, rapes and billion dollar fraud cases, let alone 2 btc. Thanks progressives, you shot yourselfs in the dick, but police is fascist anyway, unless someone steals your shit. Kill All Liberals

>>11414636
Have one of those too... how do you cope? He has so many people over every single evening I can't stand it.

>>11414328
if the pks are not password protected he deserves it if they are you are fucked. larper.

>>11417211
You go to a public library or use public wifi and create a blockchain.info address. Hell, use a burner laptop if you're paranoid. Send the btc there. Wait and see what happens next.
If you ever need to sell, you can either use a dex or sell to someone face to face for cash. Or make a burner email and binance account, send btc there, sell for shitcoin, transfer shitcoin to MEW address. Literally untraceable unless you fuck it up.

>take the BTC
>infect normie's PC with a virus
>"I'm so sorry that happened to you anon"

>>11417328
This
Also make him paranoid about viruses, say you had one and got away with a black eye cause you blocked your banking account

>>11414328
use xmr.to

Mark u lil incel faggot u touch my btc ill fuck u up

>>11417162
Cops go after crimes that are easy to solve and get a conviction. OP is to retard to cover his tracks and they will build a certain conviction case built within two hours' desk work.

>>11417211
I can tell you are probably just a kid or have no real life experience. Go ahead and call the cops about a "grand larceny" I absolutely guarantee they will not give a shit. They might let you write out a little police report to make you feel better and leave them alone but 100% no one cares about going after it much less Bitcoin of all things. They will just say it's a civil matter and to call your insurance. Been there before many many times, the police absolutely do not care about these type of things.

>>11417242
You'd be surprised how much time detectives spend on petty shit like this. My boss lost her purse with 8k in it and the cops fucking launched some fucking CSI investigation until they found the guy. Cops don't really give a shit about cases involving some dead nigger.

>>11417614
Who the fuck carries 8k in cash around

>>11414328
Do it and I hope he'll find out and rape then kill you in your sleep

>>11417564
what is the point of the shit cunts then?

>>11417833
>what is the point of the shit cunts then?
To collect fines, get civil asset forfeitures, and in general to provide an outlet for passive aggressive people who need jobs.

>>11414328
don't do this
seriously

>>11414328
Hey OP you know what would be really funny. If your roommate got his 2BTC stolen from you, and then posted about it all confused like he had been hacked on Reddit and biz.. Then we could just link him back to this thread. Have a nice day bro

>>11414328
You could do it and you could get away with it. Everyone ITT is just mad they don’t even have 2 btc.
>>11414491
Literally fucking how? For all he knows OP is a norm who never heard of bitcoin.
>>11417974
>we could just link him back to this 404d thread

>>11418045
>>we could just link him back to this 404d thread
biz/archive NewFag

>>11414483
Anon don't fucking lie to op. He is about to make 2btc for fuck sakes, stop messing with him and be helpful for a change.
Op it is fine to send to your coinbase account, no way it can be tracked back to you

>>11418080
Waste of space to archive this shit. Don’t be a goy

>>11417242

lol at this fag. Cops aren't here to protect you, they're here to protect property. Their prerogative is to make sure you pay your taxes

>>11414328
send it to me i'll wishy washy it clean for you but i'll keep 50%. i think thats a fair price for keeping you out of jail

please steal it I fucking hate college normans especially dumbass ones who would leave over $10,000 on a paper wallet in his dorm room

>>11414328
you're a piece of shit for even entertaining the idea of taking his cone. faggot.

>>11416856
Why would he call the cops? Its not even real money, just some fantasy token. Who gives a shit?

Kill him first, then steal btc. Then kill all his family.

>>11418288

Said it's his roommate not his friend.

If someone is dumb enough to just have $10,000+ laying around then I'd say it's his own fault.

A $25 lockbox is all it would have taken to keep his shit safe. If he found it broken in/stolen then obviously he would blame his roomie. He was dumb enough for OP to just find it.

I say take it OP.

>>11414328
I hope someone near and dear to you kills you in the most agonizing and confusing way, as to completely defy everything you thought you knew about love and trust as the life is emptied from your body and the true suffering begins.

>>11418045
>we could just link him back to this 404d thread
the ABSOLUTE state of stealing niggers

No, he'll definitely be able to trace it back to you, anon. Don't be an idiot. The best way to do this is through an unknown intermediary. Someone he cant trace back to you. I can help you with this. I am trustworthy and untraceable. Send me his btc and i'll send it back to you after he gives up looking.

>>11414328
theft over 10k carries some serious prison time, anon
are u sure u wanna be this absolutely retarded?

>>11414417
I'm a random person and I may or may not have stolen the key from OP. There, now op has an alias

>>11414328
If you take it, at least leave him 2 LINK and explain to him that all you are doing is teaching him a valuable lesson while at the same time giving him 2 coins with an actual use case that will be worth much more than his stupid Bitcoin in about 12 months.

>>11416798
Considering taking a break from here
Old days are gone

>shit

Don't do it. And yes, if you need to ask, you will not get away with it. You're a shit person and even more, a shit criminal.

>>11414328
you need to kill yourself

>>11414328
Effing LOWLIFE.