/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR KYLIE MINGOUE LOVERS.

ALL TIME THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG ALL TTIME.!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOx0DVF3Dtc

FOR A FIVE FOOT NOTHING BROAD WHO HAD TITTY CANCER, UMM... SHE'S MY SIREN.

In this thread, we mostly discuss the Tootsie roll stock

TR has managed to keep up with the likes of KO and Nestle by keeping there dividends low. Is that a good thing? Is there growth potential? No.

>>11394575

how is the stock market looking for next week
still going down?

>>11394602
For short term, I don't know, but for more long term outlook, my retirement funds are still invested in the market for now.

>>11394602
the SPX is going back to all time highs in no time
maybe it drops 1-2% more so what, fake
we are going to 4000 and beyond
Dont even worry about it. Understand this

how do we feel about avanti feeds

>>11394610
>>11394617
thanks
what are the outlooks for a new recession soon?

It kind of looked like a double top but im 230% invested for now. Looking to unload down to 170%

>>11394624
Maybe in another 100 years we will have a recession

its not even remotely possible anytime soon

>>11394624
Not particularly worried. I have some signs I've been using for the past 10 years. Pulled my retirement funds to safety before the recession and the 2015-2016 sell off. If it changes then it changes. Just gotta go with the flow.

https://youtu.be/hIKVIduaufI

>>11394637
how come?
>>11394641
ok good for you i guess

If this post ends in 0-4 = monday's green.


If this post ends in 5-9 = monday's red.

>>11394662
>how come
How about you state why we would go into recession and Ill shoot down your arguments

>>11394670
unsustainable debt growth in the civilized world i guess i dont know

>>11394693
listen up, neet
its not unsustainable, its the perfect system,
debt isnt a problem anywhere in america right now
We took care of everything, thats why the market has done what it did the past year, and the mechanics of the index will force it up even in its last throws of death
So you buy that dip

>>11394713
Definition of delusion

>>11394768
>average eps keeps increasing to new heights
>companies have much larger cash reserves now than 2015
haha yeah those megacorps will default any day now

I'm saving for a house, I have 5k in stocks/funds and around 8k in savings. Should I buy the dip or keep some savings so I can buy a house in the near future... I wanna invest but don't wanna sell too soon to buy a house once I could .

MONDAY WILL BE GREEN as fuck, unless you like bonds, those yields will be green as well.

>>11394788
you just missed a dip

wait for a real crash in the next couple years

>>11394788
honestly, you're timeframe, and honestly how good is reliiable credit, locking in a low interest mortgage isn't the stupidest thing, shit is getting out of contriol, personally investing in a house or piece of property in this envroionment is fundamentally bad because the rising intrerest rates will depreciate values in home equiities, and sons of fucking bitches are taking lones against pre-existing equity and selling houses to the banks, but thhe banks don't want to sell homes, and the boom of this bust is at hand now, no rates are going strait up. But some nigger Anon said Bonds are about to reverse! He looked at a chart and laughed. Some people aren't qualified to know the difference between put shinoal and get shit off my shoe.

>>11394788
to be honest... lock in your loan but watch home prices depreciate over the next 10 years, and in 20 youll be ok.

>>11394827
Some of my stocks still didn't went up.

>>11394839
Should I buy a home though when they probably will lower in price pretty near future.

>>11394713
I don’t know if over half of college graduates having student debt into their upper 30s/early 40s is a good thing.

How about this:

Buy apartment/house when the market is down but still be signed up for waiting lists for apartments so when the market is up, you move into a rental.

Repeat this indefinitely for every housing crash?

>>11394906
Houses are always a good investment if you are just sitting on mountains of cash/have good credit. You can rent them out to cover costs and sell them when they gain value. The best type of area to buy is something in an area that is undergoing development/is soon. Since I’m in DFW that’s fucking everywhere.

Though when I say best I mean short term, if your looking a decade or more down a line of old farm land or plots in small towns near highways eventually will run for 5-20 times what you bought it for.

Good cheap land can be bought in any environment, but good houses in a town is obviously most lucrative when markets are down.

Can't wait to see all those pink wojacks from the retarded permabulls tomorrow.

Market is officially in a recess.

>>11394937
So this is not the right time to buy you agree, since houses here are at a ath and are rising too fast.

I feel the enormous technological advancements we have made since the last depression will soon lead to an abolishment of the stock market. Smartphones, Youtube, Wikipedia and internet culture have enabled everyone to be highly informed and make educated decisions lightning fast. Imagine how quickly faulty subprime mortgages would have been found by autists on reddit or /biz/ and then propagated via social media.

Wall Street is no longer the playground of the elites and I wonder how much longer they will tolerate us.

>>11395018
There are a lot more People on the stock market which are not always the most educated on the topic. Imagine all the panic sellers elites can profit on now that it takes 10 minutes to invest in stocks even if you know nothing about it .

northrop grumman looks really attractive rn desu

What does it mean to buy or short VIX? What are you actually buying? How is it bad if vix shorts get margin called? Why does it affect the regular market?

>>11395003
Not unless you can find something cheap or in a developing area. Just keep in mind the price for Housing in already developed areas has no guarantee to ever drop.

>>11395018
there's no amount of education that will help people from panic selling or fomo buying.
misinformation travels 100x faster than truth, and many reject truth even when it finally arrives.
the elites, of course would welcome dumb money entering the market, there's no reason they wouldn't want more money in the game to work with.

>interest rates rise
>bond yields rise
>big capital takes profits out of stock markets, puts it in bonds
>economy grinds to halt from lack of capital
>lack of capital ensures no more growth in stock market
>dollar value goes up

That might be our future. Just a steady decline...

>>11395177
Brainlet here, why would the value of usd go up?

>>11395221
Available supply of USD goes down = Value of USD goes up.

Basically, when people can just loan easily from the bank, then the value of USD goes down because each time the bank creates a loan it basically creates new USD which causes inflation.

With high interest rates people will be less interested in loaning which means less dosh is pumped into the economy which causes deflation.

Also if people are reluctant to invest their money, then their money (USD) will be harder to get, which means its value increases.

>>11395221
It does not work quite as he claimed. USD raises in value with the market because yields are forced to rise with it or become irrelevant.

Rising interest rates hurt bond yields and by extension lower the value of currency. Thats how the government fights inflation, but I'm not sure how his thought process developed.

Maybe he is assuming literally everyone cashes out of the stock market, and then literally everyone puts that money into bonds, but that would cause super inflation and USD would be worth nothing. Gold would resurface and multiply in value several times over, as would land, and any physical asset really.

TLDR: Higher bond yields=Higher stock market value
Higher Interest Rates=Lower bond Yields
Lower stock market=less value on the dollar

I just put in some buy orders for ETFs, hoping to buy the dip.
Am I retarded? Will it keep going down for a while or is now the right time?

>>11395314
If anyone knew the exact timing of the market they would be billionaires

>>11395332
Yep, that's my goal.

>>11395314
Just dollar cost average in that bitch if you aren't confident.

>>11395268
>TLDR: Higher bond yields=Higher stock market value
what

higher interest rates means higher cost to borrow means companies are paying more to service their debt, less suitable growth opportunities = lower stock market value

stupid anime poster tripfag

>>11395596
During periods of economic expansion, bonds and the stock market trade inversely as they are competing for capital. Selling in the stock market leads to lower yields as money moves into the bond market. Stock market rallies lead to rising yields as money moves from the safety of the bond market to riskier stocks. Under these circumstances, when optimism about the economy grows, money moves into the stock market as it is more leveraged to economic growth. Additionally, economic growth also carries with it inflation risk, which erodes the value of bonds.

>>11395596

>>11394805
Tlt will go up, screenshot this

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-14/saudi-arabia-says-it-will-retaliate-against-punitive-measures
based Saudis coming in to save my shorts

>>11394864
lock in your low interest rate while you can, i don't fuckiing know what men get off on by dressing as women, when a woman goes through child birth she holds a baby, when i see a mans mascarea running becuause he's crying and dressed as a woman, he's a fucking faggot.

>>11396137
Welp, time to go read back up on the oil situation

>>11396137
Wait what's going on now
Are people still mad that saudis tortured that newscaster guy?

Any tips or a guide on creating a diversified portfolio?
Going for a long-term investing plan.

>>11395784
to where? what's the top? fuckers love claiming shit bottomed, and I see further downward movement which is why I will fucking make it, and you'll just be a pourman.

>>11396188
I don't know if anyone really cares but they'll definitely use it as ammunition.
Trump had to at least act like he cared which in turn prompted the Saudis to talk back.
If they hurt Trump's ego he might actually do something.

>>11396188
They kidnapped him probably on orders of the Saudi gov and cut him into pieces inside a consulate. No trial, pure crystal execution.

Can't let that slide. Sets a dangerous precedence.

I also want to see house of Saud get their shit pushed in for 9/11.

>>11396188
>>11396264
change the narrative goy, oy vey.

i got an idea, lets respect musliims, and call jews the problem with everything everywhere in the world. then while my kid will drive a benz you're kid will have a hard time finding friends.

>>11396264
Why would they do that inside their consulate, though? They could have just snatched im off the street.

>>11396193
Diversify over time by averaging into your positions.
Diversify across the market by investing in different sectors.
Diversify your portfolio by owning between 1-3 dozen companies.

Some people also recommend diversifying across market capitalization, but I don't believe in that. Only buy large cap blue chips.

>>11396307
Arrogance

>>11396317
How do index funds factor into diversification? Are they a good starter investment?

>>11396317
diversity is for losers, who can't pick winners and losers. massive faggots who can't predict vix spikes and profit at the times when others are in a panic.

>>11396328
the dow is the top 30 by market cap, the s&p is 500 by market cap and if you like tech pump and dumps look the the nasdaq.

>>11396328
yeah they're good starter investments, there's nothing wrong with buying broad arrangements of good companies, like the dow.

good day negroes, whats your gameplan for this week

>>11396328
They are diversified by definition. If you don't know what you want out of investing, then an S&P 500 fund is a safe bet. Historically it's an 8% capital gains savings account.

What's good way to invest in overseas markets? Name I want to focus on China, India and Brazil as (even though they are going through some rough times right now) I see a lot of potential for their growth? Are 'emerging market' ETF's worth it? It seems like the market has been flooded with ETF's of various qualities.

>>11396384
HODL through Earnings and cross my fingers for good news on China relations.

>>11396459
>good news on China relations.
I would expect the opposite why do u think its gonna be good?

>>11396465
I don't expect it, It would just be nice. Trump has been assuring everyone he respects and loves Xi this last week and China has been openly stating they want to come to the table.

Xi and Trump will be meeting next month, I would call it a 50/50 shot at some sort of half hearted resolution/progress IF we don't have significant shit slinging between now and then.

>>11396465
cause, fuck the whole world if it's bad.

>>11396492
your'a definitely more optimistic than me
Looking at what they say and what we have on paper I see no way of warming up on trade from both sides

>>11396532
We don't need to be pals. We need to shake hands once, go home with false victories and pretend everything is fine again.

>>11396538
fairs

>>11396532
>>11396492
i expect them to give each other hand jobs, and the mutual benefit for global economies will be felt after we deliver freedom to iran, screen cap this.

>>11396605
I promised free steak dinners if it happens, so my feelings become more conflicted as time draws nearer.

>>11395268
>Rising interest rates hurt bond yields and by extension lower the value of currency. Thats how the government fights inflation.

WTF???

Bond prices move inversely to their yield. In a period of rising interest rates bond prices will fall until their yield increases to match the market rate.

The fed Fed buys or sells bonds to control the money supply, and helps to control inflation. Since the Fed is letting their bond purchases expire, bond prices are decreasing and their yields are increasing.

Does /smg/ lolis?

>>11396662
Nothing you said is wrong or conflicting.

tfw am still a brainlet and have no idea what bond yield words mean exactly

>>11396704
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bond-yield.asp

>>11396662
wow? so what does this mean for the price of TLT? It's going to the moon right boys?

>>11396687
How so? You said high interest rates hurt bond yields. That is not true. Look at the 1980 volker years where interest rates we over 14%.

>>11396330
Diversity is for people who can make good picks, and winning more often than not, which adds up. Tlt to the top.

>>11396680

Yes. Long DFC. Short oppai piggu.

Daily reminder to buy amazon

>>11396436
>I want to focus on China, India and Brazil
No, you don't.

>>11396940
yes he does

>>11396764
When a bond's yield rises, by definition, its price falls, and when a bond's yield falls, by definition, its price increases.

Interest Rate+ Bond Yield -

I suppose rather than saying hurt, I should have said lowered. I see where that could have caused confusion.

EX:
You've just purchased a bond with a maturity of five years, a coupon of 5.0%, and you bought it at par (i.e.; 100%), investing $1,000. At this point, your bond is worth exactly what you paid for it, no more and no less. Also, just to be clear, you will receive annual interest of $50 ($1,000 x 5.0% = $50), plus a return of your principal at maturity. However, the market value of your bond will fluctuate after your purchase as interest rates rise or fall. Let's assume that interest rates rise. In fact, let's assume they rise to 7.0%. Because new bonds are now being issued with a 7.0% coupon, your bond, which has a 5.0% coupon, is not worth as much as it was when you bought it. Why? If investors can invest the same $1,000 and purchase a bond that pays a higher interest rate, why would they pay $1,000 for your lower-interest bond? In this case, the value of your bond would be less than $1,000. Hence, your bond would be trading at a discount. Conversely, if interest rates were to fall after your purchase, the value of your bond would rise because investors cannot buy a new issue bond with a coupon as high as yours. In this case, your bond would be worth more than $1,000. Hence, it would trade at a premium.

>>11396492

Like all of his other deals, it will be 90% the same as before and Trump will talk about how great of a dealmaker he is.

>>11396884
I don't see a need to diversify across several sectors for swing trading. Long hodl is a different story. For swing i prefer to specialize in a single sector and focus all research efforts on it. If i know the basic DD on all the main tickers it's much easier for me to select positions to enter when good entry opportunities arise. 3-5 open positions plus 30% cash to cost average or jump on occasional day trades is my comfy zone. After buying up last week dip i'm now 0% cash and slightly nervous. Should be fine though. My stuff has catalysts this week.

>>11395268
>TLDR: Higher bond yields=Higher stock market value
>Higher Interest Rates=Lower bond Yields
>Lower stock market=less value on the dollar

mind blown

>>11396922
This

>>11396962
Maybe I'm just tired as fuck still, but I really don't see whats confusing here.

>>11396958
tell me your picks and i can maybe give a evaluation?

>>11396982
you are confusing bond prices and yields. and i dont know what you even mean lower stock market meaning less value on dollar. higher rates tend to increase value of a currency if not hyper inflation state

why are so many people against deflation?
it has never made sense to me, and only austrian economics seem to be ok with it.

>>11397118
Id assume its because the process of deflation is not comfy?
>wages go down
>prices go down
theres usually gap between

>>11397118
>money gains value
>people save money instead of spending it cause it will be worth more later
>economy tanks

Any links to good audiobooks?

>>11397118
We want people to put money to work because it stimulates growth, creates jobs, etc. Leaving it to sit in the bank does none of that.

>>11396940
Why?

>>11397177
https://archive.org/details/AdolfHitlersMeinKampf-CompleteAudioBookMp3

>>11397086
>Higher bond yields=Higher stock market value
>Higher Interest Rates=Lower bond Yields
Jesus finally, I was wondering what I fucked up, I kept auto-correcting in my head over and over. I just substituted Yields for price, my bad.

>Lower stock market=less value on the dollar
I was trying to give a bare-bones explanation and ended up confusing. It is much more complicated than this yes.

A strengthening economy could very well lead to both a stronger dollar and a higher stock market. But then it’s the economy that is the cause of higher stock prices, not the dollar.

A country's currency can become more valuable in relation to the rest of the world in two ways: when the amount of currency units available in the world market place is reduced (i.e., when the Fed increases interest rates and causes a reduction in spending), or by an increase in the demand for that particular currency. The fact that an increase in the U.S. dollar affects the value of American stocks seems natural, as U.S. dollars are needed to purchase stocks.

The effect of a significant depreciation in the value of the U.S. dollar on the value of an investor's U.S-based portfolio is very much a function of the portfolio's contents. In other words, if the dollar declines substantially in value against a number of other currencies, your portfolio might be worth less than before, more than before, or about the same as before – it depends on what kinds of stocks are in your portfolio.

I have 60 euro's free of transaction commissions left till 6 november. I, obviously, don't wanna sell my stocks since they all in red.

How make the most of it? Buy little parts of dividend stocks since I don't pay commission? (like 200 euro of AAPL, KO...)
Buying one stock only wouldn't make much since I still have like 60 left then.

>>11394531
The stock market will soon crash and we will have another great depression in our lifetime

>>11397294
what r u using euro boy?

>>11397118
loans are better with inflation

>>11397403
What are some good economic books that have been released in the past decades?

Pic. related is about Romer's ideas IIRC (the one who just won Nobel econ.), wonder if its any good

>>11396680
do you?

>>11397524
The sticky has what you seek.

>Auris Medical to provide update on intranasal betahistine program on Wednesday, October 17, 2018. Zug, Switzerland, October 12, 2018
Who /EARS/ here? Going to the moon on Wednesday.

>>11397790

Im lurking on it. Good week for it last week, news can only help, right?

>>11397829
If it dips tomorrow I'm going in

>>11397790
>Bio that's supposed to moon
I got burned by ADMP, they got FDA approval and crashed, what makes you think it'll skyrocket?

>>11397904

I was thinking around .80 myself. Maybe a tad less? It seems like it rallys in the midday and right before close all last week, shouldn't be hard to snag it on the dips between.

>>11397953
Well that's the game. worst case I lose a $1000.

>>11397979
resistance at 1.67 (200 day). Monday should be fun to watch. very small float so volume will take this big time.

So how is monday looking?
Did everyone bake in the interest rates now?

>>11397357
Bolero

>>11398025

Yeah. Monday is gonna be fun to watch.

Im still really green at trading, but watching this last week has certainly been insightful. EARS has been a meme stock I've been watching since about day 1, so Im kinda giddy to see what happens with it.

>>11397953
Selling medical device is ultimately a business
The company can be good at developping stuff but if it cannot sell them, it means shit

Did the company probide guidance as to how they are going to shill their newly approved product ?

>>11398070
I got all my green wojaks ready.

>>11398176
>Not so fast green boi

>>11398176
Im ready for my green ass week

>>11398100
>>11398154
forgot to mention they rallied because
>Eurobank EFG began coverage on Auris Medical in a report on Monday, October 8th. They issued a “buy” rating and a $2.50 price objective on the stock

Float is super low though, better catch it fast.

Strap in boys! TLT is going to the moon!

mommy please

>>11394556
You’re so basic, and the best Kylie song is “I can’t get you out of my head”

>>11398281
i thought you said it was going down :thinking: I agree it's going up

>>11396708
So is this why Baggie has been going on about yield curves for months now?
Also this thread needs more /k/ommando milfs

>>11398364
>>11394556
now i'm thinking of all the times I masterbated to Britney Spears "Toxic" and that one Christina Aguilera video

>>11398459
i wanna sniff that gun barrel

>>11398442
TLT going up:
do you think it will be mainly because of a technical factor (yuuuge short interest on bonds rn) or something more fundamental (economy slowdown) ?

some of you guys are alright, don't hold your calls too long this week

>>11398540
Purely technical, if I'm right then this is near the beginning of the run up.

>>11398576
ok thx senpai

remember to load up on this FAANG firesale

>>11398627
but when? what if friday was a bull trap and it keeps falling?

>>11398641
then just buy a little bit at a time

>>11398627
>tfw too poor for FAANG

>>11398664
Dont worry, thats why they invented FNGU and FNGO
it has more than faang though, all that junk is ready for a super bounce anyway

https://bloom.bg/2yEeOvG

> The relentless rise in bond yields isn’t over and investors better prepare for less-than-stellar returns across asset classes, according to JPMorgan Chase & Co.

> The 10-year U.S. Treasury yield should rise steadily into late 2019 because the Federal Reserve will probably hike rates every quarter through the end of next year, strategists led by John Normand wrote in a note Friday. Their target is 3.5 percent as of the third quarter of 2019.

> “The bond market’s behavior and its contagion are symptomatic of late-cycle dynamics that will ratchet-up market volatility over the next year, leading most markets but equities to keep underperforming cash,” the strategists wrote. “Late-cycle vulnerabilities abound in terms of fundamentals and valuations, so justify very low absolute and risk-adjusted return targets across assets.”

>>11398281
I'd like to put 11% of my portfolio in bonds but I'm waiting till the beginning of Q3 to buy any.
Powell should be done raising interest rates by then

>>11398785
Q3 next year, I mean

Development in the dude weed on plebbit today. Evidently the same private jet apparently owned by Altria is en route back to Windsor, Ontario today. The original rumor of Altria being in talks with Aphria was sparked by internet autists tracking private jet flights in this way. That was before the Globe &Mail posted their article. If it turns out Altria really is going to purchase a stake in Aphria, that will be big news on the same level as Constellation buying in to Canopy. Big catalyst not only for Aphria but the whole sector.

Keeping a close eye on news this week for major releases. Lot of buzz going on about deals that have been sealed until official legal sales date (Wednesday).

>>11398785
no dont do that....
at that point you should load up hardcore on consumer non cyclical because thats a guaranteed reversal and youll get higher yields
Listen to buffet: avoid Bonds

>>11398785
Uncle Powell is not done with rate hike as long as there is no sign of a recession

dump on monday so i can buy da dip pls

>>11398888

That's a very dangerous game for the fed to play. Hike rates until clear signs of trouble? Economy moves wave like. If they keep hiking until trouble is apparent, it will be too late to stop. They will have created a pointless paper recession.

>>11398944
He is like 45 and looks 13. what the heck.

>>11398944
better to die before 30 than look like this desu

>>11398587
Mind you, if it gaps up again later on then it'll probably peak out sometime soon, and go back down. 1 gap up already occured, so keep that in mind.

>>11398934
One should look at the mandate of thr FED
There is high chance their main objective is containing inflation

>>11398989
Also a spy reversal is in the works, so the eternal bull may bring back bonds.

HMNY stock is practically free now, shouldn't everyone be buying?

>>11398857
it's his money.. let him do it

Tomorrow will be green!

>>11399034
You still lose 100% of your money when it will go to 0 which it probably will.

black monday incoming

>>11399040
2 more hours until Futures Gap the fuck up

>>11399171
That is one rare greenday pepe

Any dividend stocks that are good to buy tomorrow?

>>11399171
No one likes green day... gonna be a red month now...

>>11399234
F, GE, GIS, GM, AAPL if you can afford it

>>11398857
I will consider this, thank you!
>>11398888
Checked and keked

>>11399253
>GE
0/10

>>11396922
On it already

>>11396922
fuck off bezos shill
amazon is going to get trust busted

I predict a mostly sideways market with a slight downward trend til after midterms.

Then it's green. No matter the results. No blue wave BTW.

>>11398682
thanks for the hot tip
appreciate it anon- just waiting for my money to transfer to my new account monday then make the buys at lunch

>>11399171

>>11399384
I predict a big red cock shattering permabulls' dreams.

>>11399437
Ill be eating Reluctant on the Cob tonight

some people say green monday some red monday, who to believe?

>>11394664
Boom

>>11394839
This depends on where you live

>>11399484
An no corn @_@

>>11399491
>>11399461

>>11399528
Can you explain the "eat the relish" meme to me?
Also, EAT THE RELISH

>>11395125
breddy sure VIX only sells futures.

>>11395125
See Feb. crash. Look at fabled XIV or if you can't find it, check out the value of SVXY to understand the immensity of the short volatility crush.

Hate to do this but if still exists check out
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/xiv-trader-ive-lost-4-million-3-years-of-work-and-other-peoples-money-2018-02-06

It worked for a long time until it didn't!

>>11399461
>>11399384
Doesn't matter what happens.. just trade the trade

>>11399566

>>11399566
>>11399717
one time i made a thread with a picture of a bunch of change and rkg came in saying they wanted to put all the money in their mouth.. don't think it was related but pretty strange considering i wasn't using a trip

>>11399717
c'mon quiz boy, eat the pennies

>Chinese streamer streaming on HUYA platform
>Sign Chinese national anthem with a tone different from the original one
>Being administratively jailed for 5 days for not respecting the anthem

>>11398888
>Uncle Powell is not done with rate hike as long as there is no sign of a great depression

>>11399284
Its probably going to rebound with the new CEO.

>>11399566
NUUU NO RELISH NUUUU

its something ratsu said, its because relish am a hientz product and ratsu and warrent buffet have hardon for hientz, so naturally because when there am a green day, ratsu and warren buffets wants me for eat relish duh

>>11399729
>he does feel compulsion to stick loose change in mouth
am you even alife

>>11400085
im never going to forgive you, for your inability to adapt, and it's going to take years thatt you don't deserve to undestand, but for thhe fucking record, i went to a trap show, and i'm thhe only guy making the place electric and bringing energy to a crowd that didn't want to be there to begin withh.

>>11400085
I was forced to liquidate all KHC options and shares

buying back tomorrow first thing

>>11400155
dumb ass look at your theta vega greek bullshit regarding time, and always look when earnings are coming out.

>>11400108

those who are ignorant, don't know why they're stupid and broke.

>>11400180
umm jim beam is a hell of a drug.

>>11400165
I profited overall
Dont underestimate me

>>11400180
im literally the only guy going in and out of thhe mens room and one man opened that unlocked door while i was pissing, and he was a guy i hhadn't seen in like 7 years.

>Saudi-Arabia counter-measures present "catastrophic scenarios that would hit the US economy much harder than Saudi Arabia’s economic climate"

https://english.alarabiya.net/en/views/news/middle-east/2018/10/14/OPINION-US-sanctions-on-Riyadh-means-Washington-is-stabbing-itself.html

>>11400198
we're all winners, and i don't doubt you at all. I you.

DING DING DING

FUTURES ARE OPEN

>>11400209
do we really have to start another trade war because some CIA washington post asset got caught and killed?
the whole staff of WaPo should get the same treatment. If I was Trump, I would have thrown Jim Acosta in a North Korean prison camp.

>>11400198
<3 you and everything, bants are bants but from my heart to yours, everbody who influences you in one way or another deserves respect, and whhile I hate these mice, you've been nothing more than genuine, and I hope I diidn't hurt you emotionally...

>>11400209
I don't see how. All they produce is oil, and they have to keep our military bases there or they will be invaded from the south and north.

>>11400233
Its impossible to hurt me, my love

>>11399528
Jesus that looks good. Burn marks and everything

>>11400241
>our military bases
>Saudi Arabia prepares 30 possible counter-measures against US sanctions, not ruling out the possibility of increasing the price of oil over $200 per barrel and a Russian military base in Tabuk
>Russian military base in Tabuk

They don't need our bases anymore. They can just court Russia.

>futures red
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylBAiH8tJJ0
Reminder to watch the new Cio video and BUY THE DIP

I think the designer of the human body, was sick and twisted. Why is the amusement park located in the sewage treatment plant?

>>11400265
>Russia
Not with Russia's ties to Iran.
>1 base vs. a dozen or so
It's not likely.

Saudi tensions

>>11400267
Haha, eat shit.

>implying americans won't bend over backwards for the Saudi's like they always do

Will oil go up or down with saudis fiesta?

>>11400284
status is more of a problem than strategic (dis)advantage in this case imo

motherfuckers put artichoke on my pizza, i said anchoive mushroom roasted garlic.

i hate to admit it, but this flower power pizza, is on the house.

Oh boy, we're going down.

>>11400334
LMAO

>>11400275
I will, but thursday wasn't the bottom shitlord

>>11400379
>>11400339
>not longing the American dip and shorting china+euro
Damn bearfags are truly commies

>>11400399
>implying we can drop more than 1-2% from here
Imao, get your risk reward up to par

On one hand, I don't want my current investments to plunge into the center of the earth
On the other hand, I deposit more cash on the first of next month, so a continued dip would be beneficial for me over the long term
Really makes me ponder

>>11398196
Short the VIX. We're gonna be all right, friends.

>>11400411

all I need to buy is a lower low than thursday. I start my buys is we go down more than half a percent from thursday. so I think they're in line sperg

>>11400414
if they're retirement term you shouldn't even care what happens. up or down this week/month, they'll be higher in 20 years. every dip should make you smile with how little capital you have

>>11400358
>status is more of a problem than strategic (dis)advantage in this case imo
The logistics are already in place to provide supplies and reinforcements, if necessary. The only thing Saudi Arabia has is oil, and the US pulls more oil from domestic sources than it imports.

>>11400404
China already took a severe beating in the last months and the European market is too slow for my adhd. The US market is ripe for some ass pounding.

>>11400423
great, Ill be buying that dip too
Whats your anger about? Its called the golden bull, I dont care if I dont catch the exact bottom because the SPX is going to 4k

free pizza! fuck ignorant assholes.

>>11400339
Seriously who came up with this retarded naming scheme anyway

it needs to be corrected and inversed
Any bear, even a flimsy black bear, could fuck up any cuck bull royally without a problem.

A grizzly or a brown bear would annihilate the strongest of bulls in a minute.

It should really be the other way around
Bear market for strong, proud, majestic gains
Bull market for cucks who love thinking about black dongs all day.

>>11400456
because you said my risk/reward is skewed. I believe this is still a very shallow dip and there is much more risk than you realize and less short term upside than you think. Long term that doesn't matter terribly but I still want to get better buys if I can, that's just common sense. So I didn't rush to jump in last thursday

>>11400420

>>11400466
it revolves around contracting others to do your work before yoou're even done and being obligated, to fill your contracted duties, dumb ass.

>>11400466
it is entirely to do with how they fight, nothing to do with any other characteristic. bears swipe down, bulls gore upwards

>>11400466
bears used to be fur traders, stay warm this winter goy, heat your house in earth wind or fire faggot think you know somethhing.

>>11396922
>no dividend

Hard pass

>>11400466
https://www.bing.com/search?q=earth+wind+and+fire+magnetic&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=earth+wind+and+fire+magnetic&sc=2-28&sk=&cvid=DAE9E14303F24275966F42BA31C4B5E6

>>11400473
so you want to buy at -12% instead of -10%, I feel that, But Id rather continuously buy because I believe this is the fakest dip ever

TLT is going to the moon, interests won't get better than they were 6 months ago, for the rest of your fuckiing life, unless you want more QE and a total collapse of the dollar. We will invade Iran before that happens.

>>11400433
This is true, ty fren
I'm (or was) 50% UDOW and 50% SPYD, and the crash makes my UDOW painful to look at.
But it is nice to average down from the top lmao

>>11400517
signs are pointing for a reversal so yeah, i believe green spy come monday.

>>11400502
>>11400483
>>11400516
I am not interested in your non sense
Take your pills

>>11394892
You are the slave bees for the 1% it works perfectly just not for you.

>>11400537
nope, you beat innocent women with bamboo to get your rocks off, and when they ask too see you tomorrow you kindly say fuck off. That's why I have 0 respect for you or anybody who follows jesus to flames, when through ashes we are truely nurished and thrive.

>>11400537
remember it is only a short term "top." eventually it will be a very good entry price that you can never get again. you really need to understand that you are in the accumulation phase. all of your contributions in dips will really help your cost average. eventually one day you will have enough capital in the market where market fluctuations matter and your contributions hardly do anything, but that is a long way out and shouldn't concern you. stay focused on the goals of the phase you are currently in. protect capital only after you have capital

>>11400551
have you run a business, it's very similar to a hive, and how the hive can still thrive losing a few bees.

>>11400544

Im not too focused on next week
Obviously Im buying, but Im also thinking it might do a sideways to bart up like in June, to really scare the weak hands until next month

Bear market confirm futures is bleeding to death.

>>11400551
>>11400581
who am ii kidding, half of you faggots are soo afraid of bee's you can't imaging being stung again, or seeing some one else get stung, but that honey it's honestly 100% organic, and has a shelf life longer than a human body. Nothing lasts forever, and those who claim shit can't actually provide evidence to substanciate their claims.

>>11400596
depends on what you're loading into, tlt is a good call i think. Ge is a very good put, and so on.

>>11400606
prove me wrong...

>>11400614
Im buying Nasdaq SPX and Faang my friend.

weeb faggots ruined this general.
what a piece of shit.

>>11400625

>>11400625
Biz iz always bad during weekends cause school kids flood here. During weeks they have no time

>>11400635
>underage virgin who watches chink cartoons
>calling anyone a faggot
lol

>>11400625

tomorrow is going to be red, isnt it

>>11400575

>>11400635
that is uncalled for... the only people who should be taking their own lives, are the pieces of trash, and i'm talking about democrats, socialists and those who don't respect what is ours given to us through our own constitution.

>>11400657
Just wait until Bank of Japan pumps us up in 2 hours

>>11400579
>tfw I'm putting as much in as I can in each month to buy my parents house for them
>tfw they are the hardest working people I know but were terrible with money
>tfw I don't finish their mortgage for them they will never retire
That is the sole reason I'm putting anything in the stock market rn. I just want them to retire at 60 and garden and be happy

>>11400668
BELIEVE!!!!!
Send the Golden bull of gains your energy!

>>11400668
>>11400682

>>11400682
cringe.

Does anyone know that website that shows all the market sectors as red or green blocks?

I was called a socialist once, and i took that fucking mic, and said this iis how socialism fails to nobodies tthe wiser, push the entitlementt requiirements, move the goal post and push beneficiaries out of their own control is the only way to truely correct the plague that has been in this country for longer than anybody wants to actually claim they knew a different way.

>save up 1000 bucks a month
>750 into index funds
>save the rest (250) in between 8-10% market corrections (like the one we just saw).

Rate my strategy on a scale of 1 to Boomer.

>>11400692
go buy some FB stock , boomer

>>11400693
finviz bloomberg do some dd faggot

>>11400699
>zoomer can't even aford 1 share of fb
lol, sick burn, dickhead.

i don't even want pizza, but ii got two stupid fucking piizzas, and ate all the fucking fried calamari they delivered.

>>11400698
>save the rest (250) in between 8-10% market corrections (like the one we just saw).

what did he mean by this?

>>11400723
My country's index (eurofag) dipped 8%.

>>11400733

but what do you do with the 250 you didn't invest, and when do you do it? are you saying you save 250 every month and let it build up until a 10% correction?

>>11400698
which index funds?

>>11400698
It's a permabull strategy. Not sure how I feel about it. Might work for the US but if you did that in 90s Japan your money would have been better spent on a rope.

>>11400197
Jim beam is disgusting to me. I’ve been drinking Paul Masson mixed with juice. Usually Minute Maid tropical blend. I don’t mix enough to get drunk just enough to calm me down so I can go to sleep.

>>11400750
Ah, like that.

Yeah, on average the market will correct itself every 8 months or so (historically), so yeah, save up some spending money so i can strike while there's fear and blood in the streets.

But also dollar-cost average with 750 every month.

>>11400750
idk how to buy stock in islam but figure it out bud, its going to be the monopoly in 10 years.

>>11400760
>>11400752
SP500 (30 %)
DAX30 (30 %)
My country index (25%)
MSCI World (15 %)

>>11400790
Derp. NOT MSCI World, I meant MSCI Emerging Markets.

>futures reversing
yes..... YES!

>TLT WILL MOON, US DEBT CAN'T GET HIGHER!!!

So my local radio station has been running ads for High Times magazine’s IPO like it’s the next BTC. Any predictions as to how it’s going to do? I personally think it’ll tank.

>>11400822

>>11400831
these niggers will print us into infinity

>>11400831
you better sell those tlt puts come monday :thinking:

>broke out a downwards channel
>literally the best year the company has ever had
>even more projected growth
>only thing holding it back was shit technicals, but those are gone now
This is the moon mission lads, save yourself from this red market and let daddy Juergen take you to lamboland

>>11400840
High times is losing millions every year. Print is a dying medium.

>>11400698
I keep up with the market regularly and increase my position in individual stocks if they go on sale. I hedged my bets last week and only went in for $2000 because I don't trust this dip yet.

>>11400937
Cmon goy, buy into the market.
Everything is on sale.

>>11400873
I will not give them away for nothing, learn your markets, VTGN is beiing shilled and I called that as my only biotech penny stock pick back in january, i told everybody to buy 1000 of them, those who did profited.

>>11400897
I'm In.

OC incoming

>>11400950
you could atleast paint your happy merchant to the blue board, fucking retards calling jews for being justed, when you're just so retarded its always some one who's smarter or better than you's fault. Yes I said it, Jews are better than any other faith, fuck off.

cmon show these bobos who is boss

>>11401005

i can post memes and fit in right goys? oy vey look at dat Taylor Swift ass, doesn't that make your schlowanger stand on end boy?!!! You don't love red white and blue?

>>11401031
whoops wrong image

>>11400982
you told us a couple of thread ago you were confident in tlt puts would go to 100, that you would go on vacation to Italy after you had made it. So either you're full of shit or took my advice that it would go up.

>>11401040
that's the cunt that set us up for this, and those who don't understand will never know who's truely too blame because those who know, well they accept but never give up, and continue to deliver opportunity.

>>11401005
>jews are good with fina-

>>11401061
the markets hhave been closed, look at china and fuck off, it's an international slowdown and America can give fuck off to those who are feeling hard times because of a lack of respect for boarders and culture.

>>11401029

>>11401038
White, haha

>>11401089
yep you're just a soros shill who doesn't know whats up, and only serve to confuse people here.

>>11401090
TOO FAR.

>>11400790
Thats pretty good, If I would you, I'd pick atleast 1 stock that you truly believe in, and long it(V,and MRST for me). Also a high yield dividen etf like VYM

>>11401038
Taylor is queen unironically

>>11401183
Here's a list of some good dividend ETFs and dogs of the dow I made.
Not comprehensive but I like to keep it as reference

>>11400790
>DAX30
Why?

>>11401118
I am a seraphim.

OK boys, it is finished.

>>11401281
Seraphim only exist for be eaten alive

>>11401216
make the new thread already before we hit Green Day status

Use my fresh meme in the new thread

>>11401332
you're only alive right now because it's god's will.

>>11401313
Based FED pumped my shit up though

>>11401345
r u the real silver shill?
I bought some silver coins on Friday just cause I wanted to buy some silver

New bread
>>11401383
>>11401383>>11401383>>11401383>>11401383

>>11401339
okay

>>11401378
The one and only

It's not archived. Yet. Who is investing in AI stocks? I am looking at Alphabet and Amazon. What others should I also research for this? I don't know if I would long or short the market right now.

Another reply. anyone