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Schutzstaffel cookies edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11381122

>> No.11391001

For everyone looking for dividends on blue chips why not wait till the dust settles?

>> No.11391007

serious question for all of you stock people: do you also own crypto, or trade it? or are you all in traditional stocks? it doesn't make sense to me personally to trade stocks given how less volatile they are and how much less money you could make with them, but i can see holding them as you would a 401k being useful for the long term.

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Can some fortune teller please tell me what price ACB will be when it lists on NYSE?

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What uranium stocks do you hold?

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Digits confirm green monday.

>> No.11391024

>>11391007
20-30% crypto

>> No.11391027

>>11391022
confirmed

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>>11391027

>> No.11391040
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Watching JoJo Golden Wind at 8:00 CDT if anyone else is deathly bored.

People don't panic if you see a little red Monday, next week could seesaw all over the place easily. What matters is how it all adds up in the end.

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>>11391001
Me just debating how much should start CDA
This dip pretty delicious exp since been waiting for buy since 2 month ago

Wish someone knew better buy in strats tho

>> No.11391063

>>11391007
Both.

Traded a lot of shitcoins last year and still holding some aswell as BTC but learning to trade stocks and be profitable on a consistent basis whether it be a bullish or bearish market is a skill that I think is very important that nobody can take from you. You can trade for speculation, you can invest for growth, you can invest for dividends.. there are so many different ways to attack the stock market aswell as futures and forex. Not saying you can't do this with crypto but lets face it, the stock market has been around for a lot longer and isn't going anywhere anytime soon and stocks are attached to companies that are real and are usually making money or in the process of starting to make money.

Also if you don't think stocks are volatile you've obviously never traded penny stocks that are trading under .05

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Just gonna post interesting charts as I come across them

>> No.11391068

>>11391014

Depends whether the indices keep tanking or not. Media saturation levels are high here in Canada, I noticed an increase on dude weed coverage especially today. Lots of talk about potential supply shortage (bullish). If news at the end of the day on the 17th is shops selling out within hours... that'll be some kind of something for market open the following day.

>> No.11391079

>>11391040
what the hell is jojo golden wind

>> No.11391083

>>11391063
i just dont see the point in trading microcaps when crypto exists and fills that niche very well with more profitability.

>> No.11391089

>>11391079
We dont talk about part 5.

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>>11391089

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>>11391079
Vento Aureo, its the shitty english translation of the title. Part 5 of an anime series. If anyone comes early I guess I could play something else that doesn't require 4 previous seasons of viewing.

Stock Related, Earnings Whispers is a pretty good site to check earnings dates, should we add it to the OP during earnings seasons?

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar?sb=p&d=3&t=all&v=s

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>>11391113
I'm retarded someone already did that.

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>>11391064
Any free software out there that can generate Elliott waves automatically like eSignal ala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HjFA1zbtFs

I don't wanna pay $400 for that crap.
Also is it really the premier indicator out there?

>> No.11391131

>>11391083
>i just dont see the point in trading microcaps when crypto exists and fills that niche very well with more profitability.
like i said, learning stocks that are traded based off of real companies is a skill that takes time to learn and is a valuable skill to have for the long run. I'm not saying that trading crypto isn't lucrative i'm just saying that it's not going to be a consistant as the stock market has been over the course of hundreds of years.

If you don't see the point i am trying to make then go ahead and keep trading crypto.. I'm sure 90% of this thread has traded crypto or still trades crypto, just alot of people know that learning stocks is a solid skill to have compared to crypto which is mainly just speculation not really investments also which is mainly still dependent on the price of Bitcoin which has been in a bear market all year.

People here trade both the ups and downs to stocks, they even bet against stock they are panning on holding for a very long period of time.. most people in crypto are just going long. Theres not much skill imo. Most people that got rich of crypto were basically lucky they caught the trend and played the bigger fool theory. I have friends that made alot of money in crypto but refuse to give it up even though they are losing money and have been for the past year but they seem to think they are genuis traders.. they aren't they were just in a bull market. Everyone is a genuis in a bull market. Again, i'm not hating on crypto it's just that money rotates and for the past year it has been rotating out of crypto and into stocks and commodities.. when money starts to get sucked out of stocks and commodities ill try to find where it's going then.. it might be crypto it might not.. but to be fixated on just one thing throughout your whole trading career sometimes is or isn't the best.. gotta adapt to the markets.

>> No.11391170

>>11391131
gambling with microcaps isn't a skill though, they behave almost identically to the pure speculative nature of cryptocurrencies. in fact i would go so far as to say unless you're doing serious amounts of due diligence any "skill" in short term trading on the stock market is no more applicable than the same kind of trading in cryptocurrencies.

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>Colorado game is blacked out here so I have to watch the Leafs and Capitals play instead
At least I get to watch hockey. Literally the only bad part of living in Southeast Texas is the lack of hockey.

>> No.11391200

>>11391170
>gambling with microcaps isn't a skill though
again.. you've obviously never traded them. It very much is a skill. Learning how shells work aswell as different types of debt and how it relates to stock price is something you probably wouldn't understand because you have never actually traded them.

If you think microcaps are a gamble then what the fuck is crypto?

You've never traded a reverse merger have you? you've never traded a microcap that is in line to get government grants for the study of drugs to cure particular diseases have you? or a biotech waiting FDA approval?

You have no clue what you are talking about kid. coming in here to talk about your crypto reeks of desperation.. that bear market getting the best of you? lol

>> No.11391209

>>11391200
Yikes

>> No.11391219

>>11391209
yeah.. he's obviously a troll nobody can be this retarded.. i'm done replying to the kid

>> No.11391233

>>11391200
and yet the price of microcaps is entirely determined by speculative forces. its not like you're betting on some pharma company with fundamentals, you're just gambling away but unaware of it.

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>>11391022

>> No.11391242

No one talking about microsoft in here? Its hitting a trillion dollars by year end. Screenshot this post

>> No.11391243

>>11391235
>>11391022
why won't you guys just let the fucking market crash?

>> No.11391247

>>11391121
She has the best face of any milf I’ve found but sadly her tits are disgusting.

>> No.11391254

>>11391243

Gotta pump those interest rates up, those are rookie rates.

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>>11391018
UEC, URA, UUUU

UEC goes down to $1.00 a share every new year, so its a nice comfy long term hold

>>11391024
eh, about 10% to 15% crypto for me

I usually buy in a bunch friday after markets close, then selll before markets open on monday, so i can get my weekend trading gambling fix

>>11391121
just write a script for it, it only costs you time, and its not like your being productive with your time anyways if your shitposting on a saturday evening

>>11391209
movie tonight? we should watch Oh Brother Where Art Thou? if theres nothing else lined up

>>11391247
who cares, ass/thighs is where its at

most girls look better if they are wearing a bra/half a shirt when you fugg anyways

>> No.11391272

>>11391243
The market can crash after i cash out, for that i need a bounce back play. Juts give me a green monday. Then you can have your crash.

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>>11391242
screen shotted.
putting 75% of my networth into it.

Later sk8rs.

>> No.11391303

>>11391268
Personally I like a balance and total nudity. I miss squeezing her tit as hard as I can when I cum.

>> No.11391315

>>11391303
Shorting your sex life.

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>>11391303
>>Personally I like a balance and total nudity. I miss squeezing her tit as hard as I can when I cum.
thats what her throat is for

or holding her hair so she cant get off of you while you finish inside her...

>>11391315
agreed

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>>11391268
>just write a script for it
Nevermind, it's useless anyways for DT/ST.

>> No.11391354

>>11391315
T-thanks
>>11391327
Yea that’s where the other hand goes

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Microsoft be a trillion for real. Hope you guys dont get too down when it pops near a trillion after this upcoming earnings guidance. Dont say i didnt warn ya

>> No.11391484

>panick

>> No.11391514

I think an old meme might be due for a pump soon. They recently received a delisting warning from Nasdaq.

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Forex is a scam, isn't it?

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>>11391243
I want it to correct. Not crash.

>> No.11391537

>>11391531
this, but not after I get some pumps out of my tqqq on Monday

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>>11391521
Currencies fluctuating in relation to one another is not a scam, you just don't understand how it works. Moral of the story, don't put money where you don't have knowledge. Many investors won't even invest in industries if they are not intimately familiar with them.

>> No.11391556

if we don't get a lower low before this thing is done I will literally stop investing, and accept it isn't for me. I will be absolutely shocked if it doesn't happen

>> No.11391564

Where do I go to list/filter all stocks by dividend payout ratios and dividends?

>> No.11391576

>>11391068
All signs point to yes. There literally has not been a single place that didnt run out of weed on the first day of rec sales.
Colorado was restricting people to buying 1 ounce per person for $600 and still ran out.
Tuesday funday boys.

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>>11391564

>> No.11391589

>>11391233
still better than erc20

>> No.11391597

>>11391546
Is it "zero sum game"? I mean those exchanges for retail traders, that popped up last years like mushrooms.

Also I watched a vid with Anton Kreil, where he says they bet against you, i.e. conflict of interest.

>> No.11391602

>>11391577
That did not answer my question.

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>>11391602
dividend.com you fucking retard

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>>11391597
>>11391602
In addition to pic related; We have a 'carry trade'. There is even a section in the babypips school on that topic. You borrow money from a low-interest currency (the japanese yen, prominently), and buy money from a high-interest currency (very popular in the last years: the australian dollar).

The classical economic reaction of the japanese central bank would be to raise their interest rates (because more people are demanding japanese yen, higher demand means higher prices, eg. higher interest to pay for the item 'yen'). The japanese bankers don't raise their interest rates because they want to stimulate their economy.

For the carry trade, who pays you your profit? The ultimate answer would be: The populace of Australia (they pay you the surplus interest), and the populace of Japan (by being denied proper interest on their money)

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>up 4.6%
>still going up in after hours
the weekend is the best

>> No.11391670

>>11391621
You have to pay to get the full list and they don't let you filter by dividend payout ratio. retard.

>> No.11391697

>>11391670
If you don't wanna pay money for convenient things you have to dig a little thats life. If you are bothered that much try scrolling down like 1-3 more search results man.

>> No.11391702

>>11391626
TU

>> No.11391725

What do y'all think of owning both the stocks and the etf's that "track" the stocks(more less the sector as a whole but still)?

>> No.11391729

>>11391697
Thanks, was wondering if there was a free option, but I'll just do some digging or pay.

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>>11391725
Its double dipping, I've done it before. Its more or less just saying "I like this stock in particular" while still limiting risk by not having too much weight in it. Like buying SPY, it has like 5% of its value in Apple, so maybe you buy a few more shares of Apple to increase your own personal stake.

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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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>>11391846
>weak hands

topkek, more cheap shares for me

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>>11391846
This is pure speculation and I have no stake in Ford, but if their earnings miss by the already low expectations I can see the decrease in stock price making them an appealing buyout target for all these companies developing "self driving cars" who lack the production capacity of an established car manufacturing brand. In the event this all went down I could see a 10-15% price drop followed by a near doubling in value. Regardless until I have more to go on than a fucking hunch all I'm interested in is stock for the X Pricing plans cause I'm a truckfag.

>> No.11391894

Can we watch something good tonight?

>> No.11391905

Yeah can we watch something trading related?

>> No.11391924

preferably something that relates to my drug/alcohol/gambling addiction

>> No.11391938

>>11391894
I don't have anything ready today because I took a long road trip
We can watch whatever link someone has that works

>> No.11391944

>>11391924
The good thief?

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>>11391867
But I still got my 100 shares with dividends reinvested.

>>11391891
I'm not really worried about Ford. I mean, how can an iconic American company just die? R-right?

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>>11391949
>sears just filed for bankruptcy.

Anon...

>> No.11391971

>>11391949
Trucks are falling out of style, it really only holds markets in the south and even still Millennials don't like them as much as they used to down here. They will always have a niche, but will they ever come back into style?

>> No.11391988

>>11391905
boiler room!

>>11391924
player 5150 !

>> No.11391997

>>11391192
You don't cheer for the Stars?
Also: Go Jackets

>> No.11392014

>>11391938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwWSVON2gF4

probably one of most flashy and highly technical runs of all time

>> No.11392034

>>11391971
That's too bad. I really thought they had something with the C-MAX. I don't own one, but we have a bunch of them at work. Good fuel efficiency, comfortable, good visibility all-around. The only thing I don't like about it is its huge turn radius, especially given that it's such a tiny car.

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>>11391949
>>But I still got my 100 shares with dividends reinvested.
very nice, you do know of ford's shareholder prices on dealership purchases right?

>>11391971
>but will they ever come back into style?
they still havnt gone out of style, millennials need them so they can haul their kayaks, bikes, and animals, ectera around (even if F-350's or F-750's sell less)

t. millenial with a crappy truck because cars cant fit shit in the back

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Redpill me about the Ichimoku System.

>> No.11392088

>sell stock
>instantly buy different stock with unsettled funds
how fucked am I lads?

>> No.11392090

>>11392084
its a good trading system that gives you many different ways to enter and exit trades depending on your trading style!

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>>11392090
Sounds like a Japanese scam

>> No.11392114

>>11392036
>very nice, you do know of ford's shareholder prices on dealership purchases right?
I have. I'm not in the market for a car now or in the near future though, and I prefer sedans, so we'll have to see what Ford will be like down the road. I'm hoping that they decide to make cars again.

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Hope youre Ready for the green week

>> No.11392240

>>11392088
anyone?

>> No.11392261
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>>11392112
its nothing special really, its just a modded, pretty version of 3 EMA strategies

>>11392154
100% chance red Monday

>> No.11392262

>>11391971
Ford F150 sales dont come from consumers they come from fleet operation and the f150 is the most cost effective full sized truck around, mellenial appeal doesnt impact comercial sales. Fyi the west that isnt the west coast loves trucks.

>> No.11392271

>>11392240
what the problem here ?_?

>> No.11392282

>>11392240
>>11392088
I do it all the time, you just have to wait the now 2 days for the original funds to settle those stocks are considered "freeriding" look it up

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>>11392261
100% CHANCE OF BLOODY RELUCTANT FACE

>> No.11392304

Anyone else all in on Alteryx?

>> No.11392330

>>11392088
Just down sell it until the proceeds from the original sale settles first. I learned that when I got a warning letter from Schwab when I first started, lol.

>> No.11392335

>>11392330
*don't.
Not "down".

>> No.11392336

>>11391971
Cars are really what's on the way out at the moment. SUV's and Trucks are way more popular now despite being hella pricy compared to cars in the new and especially used market. Ford is smart to get the hell out of economy cars since the market is withering back and the competition has every demographic fielded better than Ford. But Ford has an insane prescense in the Truck space and their plans to bring the damger ranger will help push people who want something even less than the f-150 behind a truck wheel.


This coming from a guy who can not fucking stand the Ford brand it's a very smart move and Ford has weathered horrid times like '08 while declining the auto bailout. I do not get how people see it as a bad move.

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>>11392290
I....it no like me want to get bloody or a...anything @_@

>> No.11392468

>>11391938
In other words, we are watching Ella Cinders

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Big gains soon, we'll all be able to achieve our lifes goal of being late 1800s capitalist caricatures get hype

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylBAiH8tJJ0

Weekly Cio video reminding bears they are retarded and cant SPX
BUY THE DIP

>> No.11392517

recommended etfs to hold for 10+ years?

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TA is a scam.

You will plot lines and when your trades fail will be left insecure and nervous because the bottom line is, this type TA is nebulous in its smoke like habit of making you see figures out of random patterns.

you will spend hours of wasted time trying to make sense of an impending trade because of doubt and indecision

The more time you spend in doubt, indecision, fear while attempting to make senses of 'squiggly lines' which you have plotted, the more you will find your trades become shorter in time frame, smaller in size as fear becomes a bigger part of your analysis.

Solution ?
Be confident.
have simple trade plan based on
simple price action and chart pattern.
that's it.

>> No.11392535

>>11392517
VTI

>> No.11392544

>>11392518
This is probably true in crypto, TA is incredible in stocks. Also you can do simple TA like make trend lines and discover channels to find buy/sell points in like 5 minutes in crypto and no reason not too, or sell when price heads under middle bollinger or wait to buy for it to head over it.

>> No.11392545

>>11392518
Not a scam if you know which combinations of indicators to use.

>> No.11392547

>>11392468
Nooo it’s october we have to watch something spooky
Tetsuo the iron man is free on youtube, it’s scary and violent

>> No.11392555
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>>11392518
>something that can give you +1% odds on a binary option is a scam

>> No.11392566

>>11392547
The Meg

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>>11392566
>>11392547
MOVIE NIGHT IN 22 MINUTES
I don't care what we watch, first one to post the link gets the choice
plz don't be black and white, plz be scary

>> No.11392579

>>11390992
Checkout LILA faggots.

Since it split-off from Liberty Global it's down a good amount and it looks like it has potential to do what John Malone did in America

>> No.11392591

im going into trading stocks with margin with 100k cash, what should i trade and what should i know
>inb4 retards tell me to put it in a fund

>> No.11392599

>>11392591
buy ge puts

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>>11392518
People that think TA is a god send and try to base their whole strategy off TA are most likely new to trading. The only way it'll really work is if you are playing with a large amount of capital.

If trading were as easy as looking at some lines on chart and selling or buying when one crosses another everyone in the stock market would be winners.

When I see people that praise TA and won't show proof of their gains tells me they are extremely new and have no clue whats going on

>> No.11392607

>>11392591
Margin is retarded first of all. But if you're going to do it, buy REITs. They tend to be a little more stable than normal stocks and pay a noice dividend

>> No.11392622

>>11392574
>538
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, get ready for the Red Tsunami, fucker, and the Green years that will follow it.

>> No.11392624

>>11392574
I win
The atomic Brain

randomly chosen from a list

>>11392607
>reits stable
nani

>> No.11392626

>>11392622
t. average T_D user
Via predict it I have money on the Senate staying red and the house going blue, but way more on the senate staying red

>> No.11392630

>>11392601
kinda called ge though, an exhaustion gap and a peak says it was going down. its gonna keep going down so buy puts.

>> No.11392641

>>11392624
Nigga you're retarded. The average reit's beta is lower than the market.

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>> No.11392661

>>11392641
you mean low yielding megacap riets?

>> No.11392697

>>11392480
Im going to order a top hat and wear it when i day trade, thank you anon

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SPOOKY MOVIE NIGHT IS LIVE

>> No.11392712

>>11392626
if anyone votes democrat modern day i think you are literally retarded, or just want to steal other peoples shit. either way its a bad idea. the dnc needs to be replaced by a true liberal outfit. not globalist neo liberals.

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I need a slow-growth blue chip stock to balance out some of the volatility of the rest of my portfolio. Should I look into a company like Coca Cola, which isn't going anywhere anytime soon, or should I just put some money in a fund like QQQ or SPY?

>> No.11392879

>>11392712
>if anyone votes democrat modern day i think you are literally retarded, or just want to steal other peoples shit.
Their entire platform is literally "Someone has something you don't, that's not fair, so let's take it from them."

I'm not even political, it's just cuntish for anyone to act entitled to my gains.

>> No.11392902

>>11392579
Long term? I think it's a very good buy if you buy smart, it has a long way to go. It's oversold aswell which makes me want to buy in for the long term.
Short term? It will test 22.20 again probably reject just before that and crash down to 18.6-19.

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>>11392626
Some THOT I follow on instahoe posted about phone banking for Beto, despite the fact that she lives in Tennessee. Think about that for a minute.

>> No.11392974

>>11392945
That's fucked up.

>> No.11392978

>>11392945
m-me am voting for Beto and life in texas ;_;

>> No.11392989

>>11392945
>>11392978
Beto is the biggest retard on the face of the planet and Based CRUZ will win

>> No.11392993

comfy you try that political gambling site that was being shilled?
is it legit?

>> No.11392998

>>11392993
I'm the one shilling it :)))
It's Nate Silver approved, so it's okay

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>>11392974
>>11392989
His phone banking is past annoying and even some of my liberal friends are complaining.
>>11392978
I know. I won’t hold it against you love.

>> No.11393023

>>11392998
god damnit i wanted to bet on kavnaugh.
woulda made bank

>> No.11393038

>>11393018
>His phone banking is past annoying
It seems illegal, but I know it's definitely immoral.

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What book in the OP/what book in general would be a good read if I have 0 idea how investing works? Not going to invest for a few years until I got cash saved up, just need something to read on my kindle at night.

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>>11392989
rat'ed and cuck pilled

>> No.11393057

>>11392518
>simple price action and chart pattern

That is TA though.

>> No.11393058

>>11393018
i love sending nasty texts back, poor people.
they knew what they signed up for though.

>> No.11393069

>>11393049
>mutilated tranny calling somone a cuck

>> No.11393089

>>11393038
>>11393058
Idk if this happens anymore but back in high school campaigns would get kids out of our government class to man the phone bank. They’d get extra credit or some shit.

>> No.11393105

>>11393069
;_; s-shut up
me doll parts only parts of body that not hurt

>> No.11393108

>>11393089
Wow. I don't know if I am more sick that this happens or that people go along with it because it's normal behavior for politicians.

>> No.11393137

>>11393105
I still want to send you get well cards even if you’re a degenerate.
>>11393108
Was 20 years ago so idk if it still happens.

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>>11392848
defence stocks, BA, LMT, HON are good ones

they are slow steady gains, and they have fat dividends

also stuff like WM are recession proof, they dont drop fast ever, but they dont moonshot either

WM is the perfect slow growth in a bear market

>>11393048
wikipedia would probably be better than any one book

or investopia

>>11393069
"shes" a FtM, so idk if that means "cuck"

maybe benis envy?

>> No.11393347

i blew my last 500 on MNGA shares. somemone please tell me it'll rise within the next few weeks

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>>11393105
excellent
The theory was correct

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>Still patiently waiting on GALT and OGEN to blow their load

You'd never lie to me /smg/. I know you wouldn't.

>> No.11393430

>>11393396
pretty sure ogen came here from a boiler room, and galt is shilled by a single overconfident guy

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>>11393355
>>>

>>11393396
why would /smg/ ever tell the truth?

>> No.11393541

>>11393314
WM doesn't go anywhere and the dividends are shit.

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>>11392848
bowsette thread?

>> No.11393560

>>11393550
are you the new big 5 guy that sucks at construction

>> No.11393573

I will be honest, I went to the trap show, the cover was 3 dollars... I made crowds cheer for these men that were ladies, and won hard ons and families in a way that experienced individuals that, trump and conservatism isn't backwards or even left of anything, except 9-11 was an inside job.

>> No.11393584

>>11393550
Sorry i'm poking fun, you're the only true tripfag i can say was here longer than me... and i've been waiting for a time to accecpt your words.

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>>11393560
what do you mean new? ive been posting here for almost 2 years.

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>>11393573
>>11393586
based old /rhg/ crowd

has anyone seen illegal immigrant or metalord lately? or eternalbaggy?

>> No.11393604

I'm bagholder, and fuck it bond markets are going to suck, foreign investors will leave.

>> No.11393606

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the food sector? What do I need to know and look for so I know what's a good buy?

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>>11393550
NTDOY to the moon

>> No.11393619

how the hell did i get god in my secure tripcode...

>> No.11393628

you know what, people see me see everything that's really going on, and they're upset at what they can't control.

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>>11393610
>>11393619
>>11393628
>>11393604
>>11393634


so its going to be one of those threads huh?

>> No.11393643

>>11393560
Who's that

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>>11393396
>>11393430
You'll all see one day
You can sell your GALT if you want, I'll be holding regardless

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>>11393643

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>>11393641
its weekend /smg/ so all we can do is shitpost and hope for a green monday

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>>11393606
heres the basic gesalt

They pumped hardcore because of low interest rates, now they have corrected back to normal and perhaps even discount

It cant really be identified whats the best because they rely on acquisitions and therefore take on a lot of debt. So you need to decide what the best brands are + best dividends growth opportunities

CAG, KHC, GIS, FLO
These are the best buys in my opinion

>> No.11393668

i accept all responsibililies for everybody who bought VTGN when i was saying just buy 1000 shares and it's easily double.

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>>11393662
good

>> No.11393678

FOR THE RECORD LOOK FOR GOOD PICKS AND NOT SHILL YOUR OWN BAGS...

>> No.11393681

IM SO FUCKING PISSED

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>>11393668
I appreciate you bringing VTGN to my attention, but I decided to buy it for myself, not because you said we should

>> No.11393692

>>11393678
Anyone who actually buys a stock because an anon (or tripfag) on /biz/ says so without doing their own research is putting their money in that other person's hands
They're being retarded and deserve to lose their money

>> No.11393712

>>11393688
>>11393692
WELL HOW DID YOU FIND THIS COMPANY TO BEGINWITH AND WHY ARE YOU SHILLING IT HARDER NOW?1

>> No.11393729

>>11393681
you missed movie night yet again

>> No.11393733

IN JANUARY I SAID SHORT BONDS AND BUY VTNR ARE GREAT YEARLY PLAYS. AND I WAS 2 HOME RUNS ON THE ONLY TWO CALLS I MADE LAST NEW YEAR,

>> No.11393743

>>11393729
WELL IF WE WATCH THE UMM WOLF OF WALLSTREET, I WILL ENJOY SHIT, BUT DAMN I GOT THE TRAPS BOYS DRESSED AS LADIES AND REAL LADIES SUPPORTING A COMMUNITY, AND FUCK IT SUPPORT YOUR KIN

>> No.11393744

>>11393712
Because I'm making money and I want to post about it
I don't claim to be knowledgeable or that anyone should buy anything solely based on my word
I think that you should always do your own research before you buy something, even if Warren Buffett personally told you to buy a stock

>> No.11393751

I WANNA KNOW WHY I ADD A SCURE TRIP CODE AND IT GIVES ME god IMMEDIATELY.

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>>11393743
we're doing scary movie october

>> No.11393767

I EXPECT STRONG GROWTH IN AMERICAN COMPANIES, BUT THE LOOKING FORWARD IS TOUGH BECAUSE THE ONLY PEOPLE UNEPLOYED ARE THOSE WHHOO CAN'T LEGALLY ACCEPT WORK VIA THEIR OWN BULL SHIT.

>> No.11393775

AS A MAN WHO HAS DNA TEST RESULTS AND HOLDS NATIVE AMERICAN IN HIS OWN BONES.... WHAT IS KILLING AMERICA MOSTLY IS THOSE WHO CRY FOR DEMOCRACY.

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>>11393775
Is this you after that guy pantsed you in high school?

>> No.11393790

>>11393754
I WANT TOO BE A MIME FOR HALOWEEN...

>> No.11393797

>>11393789
WELL I WASN'T EMBARESSED AS MUCH, BUT I WENT TO A TRAP SHOW LITERALLY MADE THE CROWD GO WILD FOR TRY HARDS WORKING TO INCREASE UMM EMOTION AND SO MANY PEOPLE GOT ON THAT STAGE EVEN ME, AND WHAT EVER I SAID THINGS EVERYBODY WANTED TO TALK TO ME... I LEFT...

>> No.11393802

>>11393789
uh oh...
>he brought up his darkest secret

>> No.11393809

I WANT TO DRESS FROM THIS VIDEO as the mime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4fp43U2ys

>> No.11393849

THE LAST TWO HALOWEENS WERE TERRIBLE TO ME EMOTIONALLY AND VIGOROUSLY CHALLENGING REGARDING A SITUATION WITH A YOUNG FAMILY AND BAD MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENT AND WHEN I PUT MY OWN CAT DOWN, AND A BAD STORM THAT KNOCKED OUT MY POWER FOR A WHILE.

>> No.11393861

SOME CHALLENGES ARE ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED, AND SOME ARE THOSE THAT HURT HARDER THAN ANYTING ANYBODY THOUGHT COULD PENETRATE YOUR OWN WELLBEING.

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>>11393809
Me want to be lamia and eat brave heroine slowly and humiliatingly with sexy vagina mouth while they still alive

>> No.11393868

I HATE DRUNK DRIVERS

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>>11393849
You killed a family with your vehicle? Christ baggie. At least we're doing late night music, this is always fun. Here check this out, you'll like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5lb1i-jls

>> No.11393871

>>11393863
I HOPE YOU DIE SLOWER THAN ANYBODY I CARE ABOUT.

>> No.11393878

>>11393869
NO I NEVER COMMITED AN ACT OF SUCH, BUT I JERKED OFF THHAT COUNTS FOR KILLING KIDX.

>> No.11393882
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you'll all see one day
every one of you

>> No.11393894

>>11393882
WHY DID I GET GOD IN MY SECURE TRIP...

>> No.11393901

>>11393882
Yes, LABU LABU is going to double
Thats for certain

>> No.11393908

THIS ALBUM GIVES ME SOLACE AND ENCOURAGEMENT TO CONTINUE ON IN MY OWN LIFE.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsokNo3FNC-JqczQgFHdznfqiPjgulmPG

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>>11393894
>>11393901
you're both going to see

>> No.11393914

>>11392993
predictit is legit, it's also a non-profit developed by an NZ school for research

kinda weird how most markets are american, and even when they aren't they're mostly dead outside of brexit gambles, made some money on the brazil election though

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>>11393908
https://youtu.be/oNPCiBY5IZ8
https://youtu.be/fZlNt05dCX8

>> No.11393938

>>11393910
WELL THAT'S OK IM SHORT ON TIME AND HONESTLY I SAW MEN DRESS AS WOMEN AND LOOK AT THEIR MOTHERS AND SISTERS FOR UMM APPROVAL... MOST DEGRADING EXPERIENCE I'VE HAD TO HAVE IN A LONG TIME...

>> No.11393943

>>11393938
embrace your urge to have sex with men

>> No.11393949

>>11393921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqNV5QHy1pg
YOU FIRST

>> No.11393967

>>11393943
YEAH I'VE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT, HONESTLY DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT MUCH, THAT SMELL WHEN YOU REALLY GET A PUSSY COOKING AND GET INVOLVED IN REAL SEX WHERE SHE'S SWEATING YOUR SWEATING AND FUCKING FOR REAL, OK MAN WHAT EVER.

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>>11393967
>that smell when you get a pussy cooking

disgusting
the smell of pussy itself is bad, you're just turned on by the pheromones in her sexual fluids

>> No.11393981

>>11393970
FINE

>> No.11393990

>>11393970
NOT MANY GIRLS WILL BUY YOU A TICKET TO SEE THE VENOM MOVIE AND HAND FEED YOU POPCORN.

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>>11393967
Based baggie admitting he's had gay experiences. Also male pheramones are even better than female IMO

>> No.11394004

>>11393991
I'M NOT AFRAID OF HOMOSEXUALS, I'M AFRAID OF PEOPLE WHO CAN'T ACCEPT NATURE VS NURTURE.

>> No.11394010

THOSE WHO CAN'T ACCEPT CHANGE, ARE LOSERS, AND THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO LOSE AND WILLING TO CHANGE ARE TRUE WINNERS. REGARDLESS OF STAKES.

>> No.11394020

FOR THE RECORD YES I'VE HAD A PENIS IN MY MOUTH AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW I WILL NEVER EVER SUCK A DICK AGAIN.

>> No.11394039

>>11394020
gay...

>> No.11394041

BEING GAY FOR A MOMENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ENJOY IT, BUT FORGET ME.. I'M ENCOURAGING YOU ALL TO DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO HELP THOSE WHO MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE.

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>>11394020
Nice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB6bj9EFUSI

>> No.11394047

>>11394039
YES IT WAS GAY. IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE, AND I HATED THE EXPERIENCE.

>> No.11394052

When is the right time to start name fagging in /smg/? Looks like I am FOMO on this right now.

>> No.11394053

>>11394044
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL... THANKS I'M ASSUMING RATSU..

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>>11394047
Was it a tranny or a real man? You can tell us baggie we're here for u

>> No.11394057

>>11394044
NO IT'S FUCKING SPIN!!! THANKS FRIEND!

>> No.11394059

>>11394053
No Im ratsuchanh
fuck, I mean Im nikkeibro
When you call me ratsu people like reluctant think Im a girl

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>>11394053
No I'm Sundown, Bk87UIwO is ratsu

>> No.11394069

>>11394056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV40NzkqJrw

>> No.11394074

>>11394066
no thats the Galt poster

>> No.11394086

THOSE WITH NO RESPECT FOR WHO THEY ARE DESERVE FATES WORSE THAN DEATH.

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>>11394074
Oh right you are. I hope the galtposter is cute, I like him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Yg9-j0CRI

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>>11394066

>>11394074 is right

>> No.11394102

>>11394097
i never even played this game I just like the smug dance Lolol

>> No.11394108

>>11394074
WELL, I WILL LIVE FREE... AND IT'S COOL YOU POST OC AND COOL STUFF.. I STILL REMEMBER ONE ANON, HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE WATCHING, BUT INSPIRED ME DIFFERENTLY.,,, I'M CONSTANTLY THINKING AND FOR THE RECORD, I KNOW IM NOT GAY BECAUSE IF I ENJOYED SUCKING DICK, I'D CONTINUE THAT LIFE. CALL ME GAY, BUT FOR THE RECORD IM 100% NOT GAY.

>> No.11394115

>>11394102
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BUT I'M WATCHING INTEREST RATES AND OIL AND MAKING A PLAY AROUND NATURAL GAS, AND SHIT.....

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>>11390992
>That 30 year old boomer who trades stocks and tries to become friends with his broker like a faggot.

>> No.11394126

>>11394102
MY PLAY IS ALL SHORT TREASURIES, BUT
GIVE ME MORE CAPITAL I'D GO LONG GAS AND NAT GAS, BUT MIDLINE STREAMS LIKE MPLA.... FUCK EVERYBODY WANTS MY PICKS I GAVE LIKE 3 TRUE PICKS FOR LONG HOLDS

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>>11394108
>>11394115

Is that so

>>11394126
What is the play for Natgas over 3
To short it? Yes yes

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>>11394124
>his broker

you don't need an actual human broker to trade stocks, child
go back to gambling on your dead speculative bubble tokens

>> No.11394144

SHIT I TELL PEOPLE TO SELL WHEN THEY WANT TO BUY, BUT WHAT HAVE I TRULY CALLED, BUY DOUCHE BANK, AND HONEST BIG FUNDAMENTALS AND VIX SPIKES, I CALLED EVERY FUCKING DAY... I HATE BEING RIGHT AND CALLING EVERYBODY OUT HOW RED SHIT GETS.... FUCK SOME ASSHOLE SAID BONDS ARE REVERSING.... FUNDAMENTALS AREN'T MEMECHARTS AND BULLSHIT YOU CAN LOOK AT AND UNDERSTAND.. WHEN I GET REALLY RICH IM GOING TO GO FISHING.

>> No.11394148

>>11394144
I think teh profit is banned again lolol

>> No.11394151

>>11394138
SHORT NAT GAS INTO WINTER CAN FUCK YOU HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVEN KNOWN, I DON'T KNOW THE LOTS AND SPREAD YOU WANT TOO OTRADE... CAN YOU PICK A POINT TO TRADE FROM THAT WORKS BETTER.

>> No.11394157

WINTER ISN'T HERE YET, YOU'RE ANXIOUS UNIGNORANT.

>> No.11394159

>>11394148
I thought he wasn't actually banned, he was having some crazy captcha problem instead? He was back for a little while but I haven't seen him and I recognize his posts instantly. Spooky

>> No.11394160

>>11394151
Yeah but Ive traded natgas the last 2 winters and cold weather was the biggest pajeet meme every single week
its manipulated to range

>> No.11394170

>>11394159
yeah he was only back for a day
They got him

>> No.11394181

>>11394160
IM JUST SAYING WAIT TILL AFTER BLACK FRYDAY AND CYBER MONDAY BULLSHIT TO PLAY HEATING PLAYS.

>> No.11394189

HONESTLY IM PROBABLY A GREAT ARTIST AND MAN, BUT WHAT KEEPS ME ALIVE IS ENCOURAGEMENT THAT TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT.

>> No.11394191

>>11394181
speaking of black friday, I hope you Long TSN for thankgiving

>> No.11394202
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>>11394189
Post your art baggie, I wanna see

>> No.11394203
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FUCK YOU ALL, I'M GOIING TO ONLY BE ME, I HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN TONS OF YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU ALL FOR YOOU LIKE SHIIT LIKE CARTOONS, AND REMAIN ANONYMOUS, BUT I'LL NEVER BE AFRAID OF WHO I AM, AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THOSE WHO MADE ME WHO I AM.

>> No.11394211

>>11394159
why does he always get banned?

>> No.11394214

>>11394202
I DESTROYED MOST OF MY ART, FUCK IT....

MY ART ISN'T TO BE SPOKEN 'BOUT,

>> No.11394219

I POSTED AN IMAGE OF MY OWN PENIS AND WASN'T BANNED. SHIT ENDED ARCHIIVED...

>> No.11394221

>>11394143
>you don't need an actual human broker to trade stocks
some stocks you do.. i talk to some of my brokers all the time.

>> No.11394226

>>11394203
remember
C=cartoon=Child
A=Anime=Adult

>>11394211
he explains it on the infintychan bunker

>> No.11394233

>>11391014
ACB TO DA MOON

>> No.11394237
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>>11394211
CIAniggers hate him, also he posted the truth about Kerry Thornley one time.
>>11394214
But you just spoke about it! You shouldn't destroy the things you make ;_;

>> No.11394238
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>>11394020
>FOR THE RECORD YES I'VE HAD A PENIS IN MY MOUTH AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW I WILL NEVER EVER SUCK A DICK AGAIN.

>> No.11394241

FOR THE RECORD... WHEN YOU STICK YOUR PENIS INTO TONS OF COOTERS AND THEY DRIP ONTO YOU AS YOU'RE HAVING THE SEX, HONESTLY SHOWER AFTER AND WASH YOUR BALLS CLEAN DISINGECT YOUR SERB ASS CUNT FUCKING IRANIAN LOVING MOTHER FUCKING DEATH TO AMERICA MOTHER FUCKERS, FUCK THE WEST COAST BAD EARTHQUAKE IS COMING AND FUCK IRAN, WE'RE GOING RIIGHT THERE AND STARTING A NEW WAR WITH THIS BROKEN ASSHAT OF A COUNTRY, IT NEEDS SOME DEMOCRACY.

>> No.11394251

>>11394238
YEAH I DIDN'T LIIKE IT, AND I TRIED IT AND NOW I KNOW.

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>>11394143
If you think stocks will actually work then how come you own shit stocks like all these start ups and sub fortune 500 companies.
If you were smart you would own stocks in banking dynasties and weapons manufacturers and defense contractors and big funeral business and have your own company in the stock market but instead you are pleb trying to get lucky on a company with debts and dues instead of just getting a job at a bank like real people do when they want stock opportunities.

Listen to me I am a financial advisor.
Leave me your email and I'll make you rich.
Walk away and you are never going to make it.

>> No.11394264

>>11394241
WAIIT DID I JUST SAY THAT.. FUCK MAN I SPILL THE BEANS...

>> No.11394265

>>11394241
after you fuck girls unprotected you should take some caprylic acid to fight off yeast and the cats claw to fight off herpes (the cats claw should be taken for a few days) no guarantee but it can help fight it off before it incubates.

>> No.11394270
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11394270

>>11394241
TOO FAR BAGGIE!! IRAN WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES IN ANY CONFLICT! MAY NEGERASTANI HAVE MERCY ON YOU (HE CAN'T)!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ35kYrpZUQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ35kYrpZUQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ35kYrpZUQ

>> No.11394281

>>11394265
ACTUALLY WHEN I HAVE VIRAL HERPES I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO SCRATCH THOSE OFF INSIDE OF VAGINAS.

>> No.11394284

>>11394270
YEAH LETS DO IT, CHINA AND IRAN VS NATO....

>> No.11394293

>>11394270
LETS FIRST AND FORMOST RECOGNIZE THAT ACCEPTING PALESTINE AS A STATE WAS ONE OF OBAMA'S BIGGEST BLUNDERS.

>> No.11394295
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>>11394281
and they're trying to scratch theirs off with your dick

>> No.11394298 [DELETED] 

>BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh

>> No.11394304

>>11394295
IT FEELS REALLY FUUCKING GOOD TO GET OFF DON'T IT.

>> No.11394309

HOW DID I DRINK AN ANTIRE BOTTLE OF THIS, AND GO TO A BAR AND DRINK, AND STILL GET HOME.

>> No.11394311
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>>11394284
TRY IT! ISRAEL, SUADIS, AND AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS WILL PERISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvd05o6R10o&t=29s

>> No.11394315

>>11394304
I don't have herpes.. i wouldn't know..

>> No.11394319

FOR THE RECORD CONDOMS SUCK DURING SEX. THE FEEL UNNATURAL AND PLOOW

>> No.11394323

>>11394309
serious question, how long can we alcoholics go on from here? The amount of gin bottles piling up over here is ridiculous. Im starting to worry about organs turning to mush

>> No.11394326

>>11394311
IF YOU WANT IRAN TRADING OUTSIDE THE PETRO DOLLAR, AND VIOLATING OUR SANCTIONS, WE'RE GOING TO DELIVER FREEDOM TO THAT NATION, AND RUSSIA AND CHINA PICK A SIDE.

>> No.11394333

>>11394323
I UMM TAKE BREAKS FROM DRINKING, I EAT HEALTHY, AND I DRINK MORE THAN YOU SPILL.

>> No.11394341

>>11394333
>>11394323
you guys should take some milk thistle... look it up...

>> No.11394342

>>11394333
I doubt that

>> No.11394351

>>11394342
YOU NEED A VACATION, EVEN IF ITS A 20 DOLLAR TICKET TO NO WHERE, GET OUT AND WALK AROUND BEYOND THAT ONE STORE, MAYBE ASK THE CLERK FOR A DATE. I GOT SEX DOING THAT MORE THAN ONCE.

>> No.11394352
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>>11394341
I've been taking milk thistle, it makes my liver feel a lot better. I think it interacts weirdly with testosterone production though?

>> No.11394356

>>11394341
thank you very much
anything that can help last organs long enough until immortality is invented
thats my whole purpose, thats the whole reason

>> No.11394359

SERIOOUSLY BROAD IS LITERALLY THERE AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET HER NUMBER, AND DUDES SUCK AT THAT, AND THEN SHIIT SHE GAVE YOU HER NUMBER SEAL THE FUCKING DEAL.

>> No.11394361

>>11394352
i'm not sure desu.. i always take a bunch of different herbal supplements and probiotics and i've noticed the most benfit with milk thistle and cats claw so far.

>> No.11394374

>>11394341
THAT'S NOT NATIVE TO ME, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO EXPERIENCE IT. DRIED OUT BULLSHIT, BUT HONESTLY YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT MAPLE SAP FOR THE SAME HEALTH PROPERTIES.

>> No.11394375

>>11394351
This might be hard to understand, all sexual mortals are below me, like insects
Theres no more reason to interact with the outside world

>> No.11394379
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>>11394361
I really like zinc, it's definitely good for men. I've been thinking about trying SUPER high dose niacin, like 2 grams at a time. Apparently it makes your entire body flush and your temperature rise and you get all prickly, but once that's over your'e feeling good. It can maybe cause liver failure though?

>> No.11394384

>>11394361
THEY CALL IT CHICKEN OF THE FOREST... MUSHROOMS. I EAT AS PART OF MY DIET, GIVE ME NUTRIENTS...

>> No.11394386

>>11394356
yep.. the liver is an important one.. also a good idea to have a good amount of soluble and insoluble fiber in your diet.. you don't want to let stuff sitting in your intestines too long or it'll cause leaky gut esepcially if it's sitting in their with alcohol.

>> No.11394387 [DELETED] 

>>11394374
Isnt Alcohol Haram, Inshallah brother.

>> No.11394396

>>11394374
na man.. milk thistle all the way for liver. I'll probably take it the rest of my life now that i know how much it has helped me.

>>11394379
i need to try the niacin thing.. going to have to look into it more though.. friends used to take it in high school to try to pass drug test.

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>>11394384
Don't eat portobellos, they cause cancer due to their secret toxins and hatred of human fallibility.
>>11394375
You understand a lot of things nicky

>> No.11394405

>>11394375
OK SPEND MONEY AND MAKE MONEY AND DIE LIKE MY FRIEND,,, IT WAS A HORRIBLE FUNERAL, BUT I SHOWED WHO I WAS AS A PERSON TO SHOW UP TO HIS FUNERAL..

HE REMINDS ME OF YOU, HONESTLY WHAT KILLED HIM HE WAS BUYING DRUGS POT AND THE 3RD FLOOR APARTMENT HE BOUGHT IT FROM COLLAPSED, HE WAS WALKING OUT A BACK BAD STAIRCASE, AND COLLAPSE, DUDE SPIILLED HIS BRAINS ON THE PAVEMENT, HE DIED ALMOST INSTANTLY.

>> No.11394416

THE WORST PART, THE BUILDIING WAS CONDEMNED.

>> No.11394424

Eminent domain, also called condemnation or expropriation, power of government to take private property for public use without the owner's consent. ... Confiscation is the term most often used in contrast to eminent domain to describe the taking of property by the state without compensation.

>> No.11394428

>>11394405
that sucks but... I dont think its possible to actually die

>> No.11394429

hope someone makes a new thread soon..... baggie is going to shit this one up with his sex and drug stories

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>>11394405
He became a Body without Organs just like Gilles Deleuze. Was he a communist?

>> No.11394432

HHE WASN'T MY BEST FRIEND, BUT AS YEARS WENT ON THAT LAND WAS USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

>> No.11394441

>>11394428
HIS DEATH WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT, OK IT WAS A BAD ACCIDENT, AND THING HE WASN'T AS THIN AS ME, IM MOR UNDREWEIGHT THAN OVERWEIGHT, AND HE WAS A HEAVY SET DUDE.... AND DONNING A SUIT AND SAYING OR ACTUALLY I DIDNT' SAY ANYTHING I JUST SAY WITNESSED AND WAS THERE FOR MY FRIENDS.

>> No.11394447

>>11394431
I WIILL ALWAYS CHECK NO FOR ORGAN USE, I WAS AN ORGAN DONATOR, BUT CHANGED THAT THE FUCK OFF.

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>>11394429
>>11394441
my face when slept all day so I could be awake for Comfys movie night, now Im wide awake stuck with the jew crew

>> No.11394463

IF IM HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL WHO HAS BEEN EXPIRED VISA FOR OVER 7 YEARS, AND SHE CAN'T GIVE ME CHILDREN BECAUSE OF OVARIAN CANCER, AND SHOWS THAT CUT AND THAT CUT, LIRERALLY REMOVED, FUCK....

>> No.11394472

THEY STOLE ALL THE EGGS..AJGIF'AFGJIDSJKIOLRGAKJLSDGKJ'LASK'DJLGAKJ'LSDGFVKJL'ADSKJ'LGJK'LASDGJKL;'ADSKJL'GAKJL;'SDGKJL'AS'KJLDGA'JKLSDGKJ'LASDKJL'GAK'JLSDGKJ'LAK'GJLDAKJLSDGJKFV'LASDGJKLAK'JLSDTGJK'LAGKJD'LQWEIJHU4GON 'AIJOSEG'IJ'AOE4 IJO'

>> No.11394477

>>11394452
lol wtf is that picture?

>> No.11394478

>>11392599
It's scary man, the company is so old and it already dropped so much... In my eyes it's at a proper price right now

>> No.11394481

I JUST WANT TO BE A GREAT FATHER REGARDLESS OF THE BABY, I'M THE DADDY.

>> No.11394487

>>11394478
>In my eyes it's at a proper price right now
?
they are losing money.. i think they see single digits.

>> No.11394492

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6zw4yQPMLw&list=RDQ6zw4yQPMLw&start_radio=1

>> No.11394501 [DELETED] 

Fuck man this loser keeps posting.
I hate people who blogpost on 4chan and tell everyone how drunk they are.

>> No.11394509

>>11394501
cool story bro.

>> No.11394512

THIS SONG SUCKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yiQHtBFYkg&t=0s&list=PLPHCxTkFNs-wxF3XmgMTg3rYlXvFfLfTU&index=3

>> No.11394518

>>11394512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O5Jp6ogH5A

who else remembers this gem

>> No.11394529

HOW WAS IT THE MOMENT I WANTED TO HAVE A SECURE TRIPCODE, AND NOW IIT HAD god IN IT

>> No.11394533

Sorry, here is the New thread
>>11394531
>>11394531
>>11394531

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>>11394509
>Death to amerikkka reee reeee takbir I hate israel but I dont actually go to war with them I just cry on the 4chan finance anonymous board

>> No.11394538

SOME ANONS SAY I'VE SEEN TRIPFAGS COME AND GO, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T THINK OTHHER THAN LUNCHBRO IN MINNISTOTA, AND TEXAS ANON TRU-TEXAS DUDE, AND I KEEP MY PROMISE.

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>>11394538
TL;DR
You need to stop posting on 4chan.
It's time to stop.