/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11391323
Fuck you I live in America too.

I took out a $15K loan to buy almost 50K stinky linkies, man up and stop being such a sissy.

>>11391341
>I took out a $15K loan to buy almost 50K stinky linkies

>>11391323
Then invest it you dink

Iktf. I found out my parents money situation and am shocked at how little they have. It's like 4 million in assets but still I figured itd be closer to $10 Million.

>>11391358
why do you think parents aren't brutally honest with their children regarding their finances? I think if my folks woulda "let me in on it", I woulda been a much more financially diligent individual, learning from their achievements and setbacks.

at least you have a trust fund...mine was forced to pay for higher education at elite colleges. i wish i just got the money and bought real estate instead.

>tfw only 3 million in liquidity
I'm never gonna make it, bros

>>11391341
Jesus fucking christ, you will lose more on interest payments then you will make on link. No wonder jews are so rich, people cannot possibly be this fucking stupid.

>>11391323
Stop whinging, you pathetic man child. Most of us do not have a trust fund.

>>11391413
Yes they do...

>>11391433
Most people's parents try to steal money from them.

>tfw only have $10M in the bank

>tfw only a billionaire in the US

>>11391323
>humble bragging on the internet

>>11391341
>i took out a 15k in loans to buy a shitcoin

man I hope this is real.

>tfw only 4th richest person in the world and will probably never get to 1st

please donate to my paypal pleasesavetheracecars@gmail.com
you could change one life with $2000
Don't throw us away.™

>>11391477
Checked. That's what you get for only making useless luxury goods faggot.

>>11391323
As a neet you could live for like 10 years with that much in the US. Wtf are you complaining about?

>>11391351
Do you want me to screenshot this?

Buying LINK is a meme, yes, but regardless of whether or not it sees mass adoption has yet to be seen as with everything else in crypto.
You would feel pretty silly if you knew an anon made millions with LINK and you posted a brainlet wojack because you can't even afford .23btc worth.

>>11391538
>regardless of whether or not it sees mass adoption

My parents told me I would inherit their house when they moved into my dead grandparent's house. They also got a big inheritance from their dead grandparents. But I said no to all of it because my parents are extremely clingy and kind of stalkerish, and I would not have been happy living under their constant watch.

>>11391394
>tfw 1.4 mil

>>11391323
invest 25k into LINK
20k into RLX
10k into 0xBTC
and put the rest in BTC/ETH/NEO

youre gonna be a billionaire with 250k capital investment

My family is just me, my mom, and my brother.

Mom owns 2 properties worth $2 million and has a stock portfolio worth $1.5 million.

Should be worth at least $6 million in 20 years.

Feels good knowing that I don't have to climb the career ladder at all. Just get a comfortable job and retire at age 40.

>>11391720
Is retiring at 40 considered early?

>>11391720
She might go senile or get addicted to drugs. Have a backup plan.

>>11391720
yah boy. same boat. 3 mil personal, 90 upstream. the joke is im making bank right now with out any nepotism. Im a for fun waggie.

>>11391471
I wouldn't be surprised. I took out a $100k loan to buy ETH and some BTC. Currently I'm down like 60%.

>>11391704
>neo
>rlx
>eth
kys pajeet

>>11391323
Leave. There are countries that you could live with that amount forever

>>11391733
Yes you fat retarded piece of shit

>>11391693

>>11391341
Buy more with a high interest credit card

>>11391323
Move to Thailand. Cost of living is cheap af there.

>>11391323
Buy link

You're not supposed to spend the trust fund, you live off the interest. You don't even deserve it if you don't know how to use it.

>>11391341
this is the /biz/ spirit...
take loan, buy high, sell low

>>11391469
I think you mean LARPing

>>11391538
>You would feel pretty silly if you knew an anon made millions with LINK and you posted a brainlet wojack because you can't even afford .23btc worth.
Except it's impossible to make millions with cryptos. Or better, it's possible to cash out that amount.

>>11391323

DELETE THIS THREAD I LITERALLY HAVE 40K TOTAL ASSETS

>>11391764
care to show proof?

>Get's a quarter mill for doing nothing
>Complains

>>11392498
I wish it was a LARP

>>11392542
now show it next to your binance wallet

>>11392590
So you can add me to come REKT collage? Fuck off lol

ive been a poor fag my whole life. my dad was a poor fag too. i was homeless when i worked my first job

now im worth 10k with 3.5k invested in stocks i feel like im a millionaire compared to alot of people i meet.

>>11392542
>dont pay loan
>they settle for 25% 3-5 years later
c'mon anon

>>11392542
your not the dumbest motherfucker ever but your sure close.

i knew a guy that got a student loan, dropped out of college, laundered the student loan to use as a down payment on a house and then only makes the minimum payment because he believed capitalism was going to collapse in his lifetime.

>>11392682
By the time the 7-year loan term is finished, I will have paid back like ~$123k. That means the value of my ETH needs to at least hit $700 each by 2025 for me to break even. If that doesn't happen, then crypto will probably be dead and we're all fucked.

>>11391341
I salute you for your pure shameless stupidity sir.

>>11391977
I just may....

>>11391323
well you could dump it all into a medical career and at the end earn 200k a year?

>>11391469
250k is nothing bro, one house ,one child and its gone

>>11391720
What a piece of shit. You let her do all that work so you can retire and leave your kids nothing?

Unless you don’t have kids. In that case ur gay.