/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11389335
>retard shoes.jpg
>picture of retarded shoes

What are these retarded looking shoes, shoe guy?

>>11389335
>dont show up
See wut happens they gon be so mad lul

>>11389335
How does that them mad? You're still working the same miserable job as them.

>>11389335
>Retard shoes.jpg
What did he mean by this /biz/?
Please explain. I'm high iq, but retarded at the same time. I love great quality shoes made of leather. Am I based or not?

>>11389335
Show up at 9:30 all the time, say that your kids needed to be driven to school or something. Leave at 3:45.

>>11389390
Those are Alden’s - maybe $500-600 a pair average

>>11389413
>Those are Alden’s - maybe $500-600 a pair average
I still don't understand what he meant, and how it relates to the op? 500-600 is a good price range for a nice pair of shoes

>>11389390
they make squeeky clapping noises when walk around
very annoying have put up with 5 days week

>>11389436
Me neither. Maybe that coworkers would be jealous for wearing nice shoes?

>>11389394

Literally every female at my office

>>11389394
Delet this

>>11389449
I think he means the annoying sound they make on hard floors? IDK, I think playing dress up is dumb as fuck

>>11389335
what kind of cancer have you become..

>>11389335
only the manlets at my office wear heels.

those shoes belong to Indiana jones

google alden idaina jones

also those shoes last 20 years +

they have this option to send them in anytime for free repair up to 20 years

alden

only 1

2nd best

brooks bothers

>>11389335
do silent farts and fuck with the AC temperatures secretly, deny responsibility.

>>11389679
Id take Brave Gentleman over them.

>>11389335
outperform them

just do what i do.

>dept mgr doing training with other coworkers, my training isnt for another six months so i dont go
>dept mgr takes coworkers out to lunch
>i find out where theyre at, show up as a joke
>didnt go over well, apparently i interrupted a super serious lunch meeting thing

>office mgr says we have to use a company phone app to report a few things
>dont want to
>finally forced to use it
>describe an improvement/suggestion using sarcastic truth (stuff getting moved when it hsouldnt, suggested encasing it in cement and bolt to the ground/pavement)
>get told next week that dept mgr is having pineapples shoved up his ass for my phone app submission

>ask dept mgr what projects i should work on for the week since i sent out my last report
>"oh nothing right now"
>get asked halfway through the week why my hours are low
>lolidunno

annual career talk coming up

>>11389775
t. Good Goy

>>11389390
>I'm high iq, but retarded at the same time.

>>11389335
To all the low iqs who dont get ops pic:
Shoes with leather soles are make a typical clack sound when walking around. It's why you usually wear leather shoes with a rubber sole in the office, unless you are a pretentious fucktard. I only use leather soles when meeting clients or chicks

>>11389335
mechanical keyboard

>>11389438
die already

wear open backed headphones

>>11389335
Men put on clothes. Women think about what everyone is going to think about their clothes.

>>11389335
talk politics and controversial topics. talk alot, talk over other people. Make inappropriate comments about weight and other sensible things

>>11389335

Tell them the truth.

Or you can be a passive-aggressive cunt and stop around in your retard shoes. We need more sub-masculine men like you. I bet your spine is made of plastic and tampons.

>>11390948
Just say you have a lot of hobbies and free time to do sports all the while still running a household and constantly make recommendations for them to improve and be more fit.

Works like a charm.

>>11390494

Not knowing about this fact has nothing to do with low iq. Not that many people on /biz/ work in office environments.

never say good morning to anyone and avoid any conversations

>>11390494

Why aren’t your offices carpeted? Wtf lmao

>>11389335
I just take off my shoes at work

>>11389438
You posting here more than once a week is annoying.

>>11389335
>>11389772
Nice shoe boys but us gals need a bit more beauty in the office. I picked up these great guys four years ago

>>11391263
Lol forgetting image what am I like

>>11389436

If you buy $600 shoes you deserve to be shot by your poor descendants.

>>11389335
Overpriced, uncomfortable and annoying retard shoes. Whose-ever idea this was is either retarded or diabolic. If you want to annoy your office workers you can use outdated file types that have to be reformated upon opening. Set the printer's default to something stupid like those double long sized papers. Anything with defult settings really. These are those little insignificant motions we go through without realizing how much we depend on them to run smoothly

Warm up tuna fish in the microwave.