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ebola edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>11372315

>> No.11376083

>>11376038
>Because a lot of loud liberals think can control countries affairs by shaming them
it's hilarious because they're extremely ineffective at global outrage
>obama writing strongly worded letter's to Putin and more sanctions
The only thing they're good at is destroying innocent people's lives for their beliefs and "implied" crimes against emotions.

>> No.11376089

>>11376054
Shorting the fuck out of all major indexs if opening green tomorrow, will even scale into a short position if the market opens red

>> No.11376097

>>11376054
Still holding strong in my portfolio. Don't have a signal yet to indicate getting out.

>> No.11376120
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The golden bull run continues

>> No.11376129

>>11376120
Full horns to the moon

>> No.11376133

>>11376097
>>11376120
>>11376129
Positions so I can inverse?

>> No.11376176

>>11376133
anal receive.

>> No.11376178

>>11376133
Just a SPY clone. I avoided bear markets and the recession. I'm outpacing the SP500, but not because I'm making huge returns from good stock picks, it's from avoiding large drawdowns.

>> No.11376184

>>11376133
Why would you trade contrarian when futures are this green?

>> No.11376188
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>>11376054
>Suggested Books
>The Wealth of Nations
>2018

Seriously?

Why not Security Analysis, Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits, Common Sense on Mutual Funds, Fooled By Randomness, The Black Swan, Investment Valuation, and Portfolio Selection, Margin of Safety?

>> No.11376198

>>11376188
Wealth of Nations is a very good book, not gonna lie.

>> No.11376199

>>11376184
Up 1% after an 8% drop is not “very green.” It is an ideal opportunity to load more shorts

>> No.11376261

>>11376054
aishiteru yo, ebola-tan

>> No.11376269

what would you recommend for an eurofag, interactivebroker or degiro? is tastyworks the best for option trading?

>> No.11376280

I'm so fucked up right now please someone watch over my portfolio. I bought SPY and SNAP calls and I don't thinking going to wake up before market open fuuuuckkk

Thanks in advance

>> No.11376283

>>11376199
>Trends never change
Still playing with pogs by chance?

>> No.11376291

>>11376283
Don't talk shit about marbles and pokemon cards my dude

>> No.11376304

>>11376283
tap that mana

>> No.11376318

>>11376283
...we’ve been in the biggest bullrun in S&P history without correction for 9 years

>> No.11376321

>>11376291
My holos got stolen as a kid. I had almost the whole alpha set.

>> No.11376326

>>11376318
Which has little to do with your assertion that an 8% drop in a day indicates future decline.

>> No.11376327

>>11376318
Good. Just bought more

>> No.11376352

>>11376318
Maybe those same satanic douchebags that always crush the economy this time are having a hard time to make it crash. And their acolytes and helpers have no more whining power. Like on this board.

>> No.11376359

>>11376318
what are you talking about, we've had quite a few corrections....

>> No.11376380

>>11376318
>2014-2015 wasnt a correction

>> No.11376388

>>11376326
>>11376352
The stock market has benefited from historic year long low interest rates. The FED is raising rates and contracting the money supply, the 10Y yields have almost inverted the 2Y, a leading indicator of impending recession. The bull run can’t last forever, not with rates rising

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https://soundcloud.com/killebov/siren-sounds-prod-kill-ebola-pulse-plurbs

>> No.11376394

>>11376388
>this old argument
sit back and watch the bull kid

>> No.11376402

>>11376280
Don't worry
I will sell them at open for you and dump the proceeds in the picks you have done world classe research on (like HMNY)

>> No.11376414

>Intel sell their ASML shares
They gave up on the 10nm tech node and ramping up their fabs to 450mm wafers.
It's pretty bleak yo

>> No.11376418

>>11376388
The underlying strenght doesnt vanish. Money just becomes worth more

>> No.11376578

"value stocks at cheapest ever" Pearl

>> No.11376618

>>11376388
Recessions historically happened 6-18 months after inversion, and were still at 0.3, hold your horses.

>> No.11376686

>>11376578
A lot of value stock money went straight to bonds in the last few days.

>> No.11376687

>>11376618
i think the next recession will be entirely election dependent, i think that's why the Fed is trying to jack up rates so they have something to cut when/if it happens.

>> No.11376708

>>11376687
>i think the next recession will be entirely election dependent
Doubt it
>i think that's why the Fed is trying to jack up rates so they have something to cut when/if it happens.
Totally agree
BOJ and ECBe don't have that leeway rn, if a crisis happen they will go straight to helicopter money.

>> No.11376783

GBR gonna moon?

>> No.11376808

>>11376708
you don't think these big firms are throwing money into the market knowing that they won't have their taxes raised or some other surprise capital controls, they like it, they had 8 years of caution and Fed stimulus, i think they would choose organic growth over that any day.

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>>11376783
>taking advice on a buy from a tripfag.

>> No.11376822
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Green today?

>> No.11376845

>>11376822
aye shorts cover into the weekend

>> No.11376847
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>>11376822
Dead cat bounce
My thesis fom february about market trading sideways during soft deleveraging still holds imo

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>>11376822
I'm betting for a green open with a flat close but I don't know shit

>> No.11376863

I think we would need to see some bad data points in the 1st-2nd qt to see a real sell off. This blip was just to check some mindless buyers.... hurr durr only one way to go and that's up

>> No.11376867

i wonder how man ARM's there are out there now, you think the Fed just fcked over some bank sheets, not alot, but i bet some....

>> No.11376875

>>11376867
too shame we will see that only next qtr

>> No.11376878

>>11376867
when they are done with the raises another 1.5% to go there will be a shit show of foreclosures again.

>> No.11376882

ugh, i can't type for shit this early in the morning

>> No.11376899

>>11376878
I doubt it, most ARMS have limits to yearly increases but, i thought it was .5-.75%, with a upside limit of 5%, but it all depends on when you got it and what size it is.... i know some friends who were hot on ARMS cause they were getting mortgages at 3.25-3.5, but if that goes up to 6, i'm sitting pretty with my 4.25 fixed, should have been 4 but my banks a bunch of degree holding know nothings....

>> No.11376903
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Whatever happens don’t buy gold

>> No.11376907
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Coffee time for euros
Everything is green, except for health and biotech.

>> No.11376932

holy shit i want to sandwich taylor riggs and alix steel...

>> No.11376957

>>11376932
that's what i call insideher trading

>> No.11376978

Green morning until 1030am. Then massive selloff through the end of the day. You've been warned.

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>>11376978
u algo?

>> No.11377017

>>11376978
i'll take the other side of that, takes two to make a trade

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>>11376957
6.75/10

>> No.11377053

S so SPXL calls right lads?

>> No.11377077
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11377077

BASF why you keep dropping fucking nigger you're down 10% on the month already

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11377092
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11377092

>lights out bears

>> No.11377159

>>11377077
Why do you invest in the German market?

>> No.11377212

>>11376907
Nice
Don't spend all your gains in baguettes and fromages

>> No.11377221

Hope it crashes some more , I need some comfy cheapies.

>> No.11377227

>>11377221
this honestly. I haven't bought anything cause it's honestly just not enough. but another good red day and I'll start buying.

>> No.11377280

this is going to be painful

>> No.11377293

>>11377212
Bought already cheese for a week yesterday. However I've dabbed aggressively all morning.

>> No.11377305

>>11377280
You've made it to Friday.

>> No.11377316

Come on uncle Powell
Inflation is coming out as WEAK everywhere
Please slow down on your rate hike meme ?

>> No.11377323

>>11377316
>Mario already said he won't close the euromonies pipes
based plumber

>> No.11377334

>>11376978
Why? The whole world is green. Face it anon this was just a correction.

>> No.11377339

SQQQ or TQQQ
go

>> No.11377379
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CIFS

>> No.11377384

>TVIX down 8 points in pre-market
so fucking jealous of you burgerpoors, easy short money just lying there on the fucking floor.

>> No.11377436

im outa sqqq. gg raping me.

>> No.11377446

>>11377280
4u

>> No.11377450
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I'm loving all this green.

>> No.11377463

Is it normal for foreign stocks to take 2 days before I can use the funds again?

>> No.11377467

>>11376414
When a chip manufacturer decides to change their wafer size, they permanently lose their position at the front. If they don't focus on development the whole time, they'll get a setback from which they'll never recover.
t. Recently got a lecture from an NXP exec and I asked why they didn't change to larger wafer size because of the lesser waste.

>> No.11377485
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11377485

GREEN DAY!!!!

>> No.11377495
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>>11377485
Dude that fucking gay

>> No.11377499

>>11377467
>When a chip manufacturer decides to change their wafer size, they permanently lose their position at the front
Intel did it a few times and didn't lose their position until they stopped doind R&D on things that matter.
t. microelectronics process engineer

>> No.11377503

Good idea to buy AMD now that they've dipped? Earnings will be published the 24th, I expect them to be pretty green looking back at this year.

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>massive ECC dip yesterday
>panic
>sell half low
>buy near the bottom of the dip
>lower my cost average by over a dollar
>end up making money on the snapback
Don't ever say selling low is always a bad decision

>> No.11377540

>>11377499
I meant a company like ASML or NXP from which Intel buys tech and half fabricates. It doesn't really matter if Intel does it because they focus on what consumers want instead of what chip manufacturers want.

>> No.11377550

So JPM and all the other banks show amazing earnings growth. Everything's gonna bounce back hard today. I'd say guaranteed money today. Who's gonna bounce the hardest?

>> No.11377551

>>11377540
ASML makes the whole industry's most advanced lithography tools. Intel being out of this means that they aren't going to catch up with TSMC's 7nm node now.

>> No.11377553

>>11377540
Consumers don't care about wafer size or a new technology taking a year longer to develop. Intel, amd etc do care about that though, which means the actual producers have a much harder time trying to convert to larger wafers for two years.

>> No.11377574
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IT WAS OUR TURN

>> No.11377591
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Ok, my negroes, sorry about this this stupes question but can you daytrade options or is stricly for phd chans? Ex. I buy a put that expires in a week and trades 1.00 at the bell, it goes to 2.00 by midday, i sell. Or is there something that can get me just’d? I’m just curious.

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gainz and blessings to you all, except bear faggots.
need that vxx to hit 32 today.

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>>11377591
It could go up and expire worthless, but you won't lose more than your principle. Writing options however is an entirely different game in that aspect.

>> No.11377631

Should I buy, boys?

>> No.11377632

ring the fucking bell already the suspense is killing me.

>> No.11377658

oh look red day because boomers and retards dont know how to panic hold a fucking stock.

>> No.11377662

Market's open, let's get to work anons.

>> No.11377676

DEADCAT

>> No.11377685

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

>> No.11377701
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You guys didn't buy the open, did you?

>> No.11377703
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The /dogsofdow/ have awaken....pamp it!

>> No.11377711

its over

>> No.11377735
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>> No.11377737

TIME TO LOAD UP ON THOSE SNAP CALLS BOYOS

MOON MISSION STARTS NOW

>> No.11377739
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Starting to regret not swapping my full position to BZUN at 37. That shit will go back to 60+ easily.

>> No.11377749

PREP IT

>> No.11377754
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Who needs a gf when I can get fucked by the market every day.

>> No.11377763
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11377763

NOTHING BUT MOTHERFUCKING GREEN

>> No.11377767

I like the part where it comes down way faster than it goes up. It's like ride that lifts you up all slow and then throws you to the ground.

>> No.11377778

>>11376054
Oh look, a bounce
Too bad I need 20 FUCKING PERCENT to get back to zero

>> No.11377781
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>>11377754
This is my favorite meme

>> No.11377795
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>>11377778
>77778
I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

>> No.11377807

gay ass mother fucking market
>rally 4% pre hour just to wipe out 1/3rd of gains to panic selling boomers

>> No.11377808
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>10 second .50c swings

>> No.11377811

>>11377807
you should sell to lock in those profits.

>> No.11377815
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>>11377778

>> No.11377817

>It's going back down

We just needed to warm up for the next crash.

>> No.11377821

>>11377807
>Fuck! I only got 2.66% gains this morning so far!

>> No.11377830

CRASH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
CRASHHHHH
FUCK DRUMPF

>> No.11377833
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11377833

So is this shit going up or down
Someone help a brainlet out

>> No.11377837
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11377837

What the fuck, the market is really fucking bulls and bears

>> No.11377845
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Today will be a pink-wojakless day, frens. We're gonna make it. We will all make it.

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550 shares CRMD. WISH ME LUCK SENPAIS!

>> No.11377854

>>11377159
Because I'm from Europe and this is a good stock

>> No.11377861
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>>11377845
I hope so

>> No.11377862

REPEATING DIGITS FOR CRASH AND GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS

>> No.11377864

fake rally crashing again.

>> No.11377886

>>11377846
Fuck it should I buy in on this

>> No.11377895
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>>11377864
Its the fucking kikes

>> No.11377911
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History this is price level where one of best shorts happened
If 275 not hold expecting same thing

>> No.11377916
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fake ass rally

get ready for the 1030 deummpe followed by the 2:00 DUMP

>> No.11377923

bull trap, sell here.

>> No.11377932

>>11377807
dumb money is buying the bounce. smart money is offloading.

>> No.11377934

>>11377923
thisthisthisthisthisthis

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>all these assmads that didn't buy in when they had the chance

we /bull/ now

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>man spotted on the street
>he was quoted as saying "i'm gonna stop this gay ass rally"

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>>11377911
I would be careful, the rebound from FED crash is one thing, but its compounded by positive sentiment towards all these trade wars. Next time we get major news about it will have a big influence.

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>>11377854
>"this is a good stock"
No argument. Most likely you watched some cucky german video about dividend investing.

>> No.11377961

>>11377911
Any way to get that volume by price indicator without paying?

>> No.11377975
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>>11377895
George Soros crashing it with no survivors.

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>>11377975

>> No.11377987

anyone here experienced in the CXW / GEO suite of slammer-centric dividend gawds?

>> No.11377994

Want to see it really crash, I'll close my puts right now!

>> No.11378001

this is a fakeout. crashes don't just go straight down every day. they have hopeful bounces and rallies. don't be a sucker

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>>11377485
GREEN DAY
ATVI
>ATVI
ATVI
>ATVI

>> No.11378004

Really want to short, but might get fucked badly...

>> No.11378005

>>11376810
It’s actually rising pretty nice right now

>> No.11378006

>>11377950
will do kek, only trading 1/8th normal lot size, this market too crazy @_@

>>11377961
it's simpelyfe's MFI candles or dynamic volume you can probably just ask him to demo it

>> No.11378009
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i hope you shorters lose your ass today

>> No.11378016

>>11378009
screw you! already made money shorting and waiting for 277.3 to fail for more shorting

>> No.11378018

green?

wheres the crash??

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>>11377975
Imagine being George Soros on September 16, 1992.

>> No.11378024

>>11378018
11:30pm like clockwork

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OH GM, YOU TURD LOL

>> No.11378037
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>fuck my shit up

>> No.11378047

The markets are starting to act rationally again, TLT is moving the opposite the SPY, so give it about 15 more minutes and it'll crash like a mother fucker.

>> No.11378055

>>11377984
go back to redit , we don't want your kind here. We like helping the wagecuck, the poor, the disenfranchise, the hungry . WE believe in MAGA.

>> No.11378074

I have about 440 dollars to trade. Anyone have tips for a cheap stock I can buy and swing for profit in a few days or week

>> No.11378075
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>> No.11378078

>>11378074
load up on TBT

>> No.11378083

Surely no market manipulation going on.
surely

>> No.11378104

Yeah that was a bull trap

>> No.11378124

Sideways movement for a full hour. This smells fake and gay.

>> No.11378126
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11378126

Reeeee come on tqqq you were supposed bring balance to my portfolio, not destroy it.

>> No.11378134

>>11377951
when I bought it pe 11.7, pb 2.1, ps 1.1 and debt to equity 0.47, annual capital gain since 1992 12%
but you seem so well informed please tell me more

>> No.11378136

is coming,bros

>> No.11378145
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11378145

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

I'm down 20K over the past 1.5 weeks. Anyone else just waiting for Mr. Bones Wild Ride to go back up?

>> No.11378150
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11378150

first for tripfags are gay

since i missed it two threads ago by sleeping a good 13+ hours last night

also, yay greeb day!

>> No.11378156

>>11378126
leveraging ≠ balance

>> No.11378157

no clue what I’m doing and only down $6. kinda fun but I should probably read a book.

>> No.11378161

If you think the markets are going to crash this week, you're fucking crazy. It'll happen next week if it's going to happen

>> No.11378165

Fuck I placed a limit order a few seconds too late and it’s just going up and up. Worried the order won’t be able to be filled

>> No.11378167

>>11378157
just buy VOO and forget about it

>> No.11378173

Awesome volatility

More weeks like this.

>> No.11378174

>>11378126
why would you ever save that shit cringe image?

>> No.11378176

>>11378074
MNGA

>> No.11378178

>>11378157
i'm with you fren

i put a couple hundred in, half in safe bets half in whatever the fuck and i'm getting whiplash from this roller coaster ride

>> No.11378189

>>11378145
I'm also down ~20k off my peak from early Sept. I'm just looking for a good opportunity to buy on leverage so I can make 30k this time when it runs back up. Literally just a repeat of February.

>> No.11378191

>>11378174
gang weed is old meme news, where have you been?

>> No.11378193

>>11378167
will do rn

>>11378178
I’m in 1k. Figure it’ll be a fun learning experience on the ride and maybe I’ll learn something along the way.

>> No.11378196
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>JAMIE DIMON: The economy is strong 'despite increasing economic and geopolitical uncertainties'

>> No.11378201

Where's the dump?

Bottom out fucker

>> No.11378204

>>11378196
Is this one of those Bog phone calls in disguise again?

>> No.11378210

>>11378134
Do you see any perspectives on their capacity to increase return to their shareholders ? (eg growth)
If not, it is just it, a cheap stock, worth its intrinsic quality

>> No.11378215

>>11378145
I'm down 20k from yesterday!!!

>> No.11378235

Fucking candles damn near vertical,
MARKET MANIPULATION

>> No.11378238

>>11378176
Looks good just bought about 1500 shares

>> No.11378254

>>11378215
you only had 21k though right?

>> No.11378260
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11378260

>spy hits vwap
>falls back down to 275

>> No.11378264
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11378264

>/smg/ was shitting bricks and screaming about the end of the world two days ago

I bet you guys feel really embarrassed now

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11378267

>sell my VXX puts at open for green
>buy SPY puts at the top
All going to plan, goy

>> No.11378277

>>11378254
it was at 35 at one point,

>> No.11378278

>>11378264
didn't panic sell. bought tqqq at 54.

>> No.11378279

Can someone explain this to me? I bought $53 DAL calls the other day. Yesterday it was doing well and hit $.93 when I bought it at $.45. Now it's doing garbage. I'm assuming I should have sold? It was more than a 100%+ gain and I regret not selling so much. The volume is low for options but the stock itself is doing well, but now the contract is trading at $.53. Will I ever see gains again?

>> No.11378296

if you think this is gonna be some sort of V recovery with no retest of that giant plunge bottom you're deluded

>> No.11378303

>>11378279
Don't trade options

>> No.11378309

>>11378303
best advice ITT

>> No.11378313

>>11378279
implied vol has dropped bigly after yesterday, if you dont know what that means then drop using options

>> No.11378325

>>11378303
Good advice? From gomfort?

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>>11378309
>>11378303
Or just trade options long out on companies you believe in and don't go overboard.

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>>11378328
>he doesn’t YOLO with every trade

>> No.11378351

>>11378303
I want to trade options though fgt. I'm just trying to learn

>>11378313
I only read the options guide from RH. I'm a hands on learner. I didn't really look at volatility, I ignored it and now have learned not to

>>11378328
I'm an adrenaline junkie that wants to make money

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11378356

uh oh. spy going to triple top,

>> No.11378365

>>11378351
its going to be expensive, but rule of thumb is dont buy options when IVs are high?
how high is a high IV? read up on IV rank.

>> No.11378366

>>11378351
You're going to lose everything please stop

>> No.11378369

https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/live

Watch option traders live. They thrive in markets like this. This is also a more strategic way to manage your own money that just buying or selling stocks.

>> No.11378380
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11378380

Most pretentious and least informative general in the entire site. Thanks for nothing you manipulated losers.

>> No.11378385

>>11378380
Blame the trip fags

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>>11378380

>> No.11378398

>>11378210
No but is doesn't mean that's it's not mispriced still. I'll sit for now, and it fits my portfolio anyway.

>> No.11378405

>>11378380
I'll be sure to send you a post card from the moon.

>> No.11378407

what’s the word on baba

>> No.11378413

>>11378365
I knew DAL was volatile because their earnings were yesterday. I just figured it would remain somewhat volatile until the contract ended (again, I'm hands on learner). What are some companies or ETFs that I should play around with? I'll read up on it. Thanks

>>11378366
I've lost tens of thousands of dollars in other ways. I'm not scared to lose money and I won't go big until I know what I'm doing. I appreciate the concern though

>>11378369
ty

>> No.11378423

>>11378407
Its green with all the other ADR's, but BZUN is leading the pack today. BZUN got dicked harder than the rest in the last month though, so it makes sense.

>> No.11378426

>>11378413
>>11378365
Volatile companies or ETFs so I can yolo and make bank*

>> No.11378437

>>11378303
*dont trade what you arent willing to lose with options

>> No.11378447
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11378447

WHY ISNT IT CRASHING!!!!

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>>11378437
options knock up a rank in risk but allow you to do more with smaller amounts of money. Just as anything don't go overboard and know what your investing in/why.

>> No.11378450

>>11378150
Top 10 anime crossovers

>> No.11378453

>>11376188
>book is too old
>here’s a bunch of old books instead

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>>11378447
Silly man!

>> No.11378470

>>11378313
This is honestly one of the hardest lessons for new options traders to learn.

>> No.11378486

>>11378351
>I’m an adrenaline junkie
>I’ll learn options by trading them even though I don’t understand terms yet
RIP your account

>> No.11378493
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>>11378393
Fine then. I shall remove my name. From now on you’ll know me by my milf posting and Texas memes.

>> No.11378496

>>11377984
Eat pig shit, you filthy kike. I'm long on ZYKB

>> No.11378499

20 minutes to show time.

>> No.11378501
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11378501

>>11378457

>> No.11378513

The (((market makers))) really wont let spy breakout above that vwap, not good

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>>11378493
namefag is not the same as tripfagging

ill always recognize your posts tho texanon

>> No.11378518

>>11378344
I love you, brother. You have a great MILF folder.

>> No.11378526
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11378526

>>11378493
Please no 3DP

>> No.11378527

This is all Trump's fault!! Or something!

>> No.11378541

Should I buy CBRL as a dividend fren?

>>11378493
Don't post these old disgusting women, just leave the name on you stoopid

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>>11378526
>implying 2D is anything besides imaginary


>in the year 2010+8
ISHYGDDT

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>>11378541
> :P

>> No.11378569

>>11378541
Shut up, you goddamned faggot. No one likes you. No one. I hope that nigger from The Green Mile comes to life and takes Reluctant AIDS Faggot's illness an puts it in you.

>> No.11378576

>>11378569
kek

>> No.11378577
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11378577

>the crash was priced in

>> No.11378580
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THESE WEED STOCKS

>> No.11378582
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11378582

Are you guys ready for the bears second assault.

>> No.11378584

>barely up a fraction of what was lost the last week and already out of steam
DEAD CAT BOUNCE CONFIRMED, ABANDON SHIP EVERYONE WE ARE GOING DOWN.

>> No.11378586
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>>11378569
>Mfw

>> No.11378591

>>11378545
Mama gib milkies

>> No.11378599

This fucking bounce is so fake and gay, just wait until next week when the bottom is truely found.

>> No.11378603

>>11378584
anyone with a brain knows this. deep sudden plunge doesn't just recover without at least establishing a bottom through one or more retests

>> No.11378616

>>11378344
>>he doesn’t YOLO with every trade
Who's the sexy mamacita?
>>11378393
>Outting yourself as a /v/ user

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>>11378582
NOT SO FAST, PAL

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>>11378586

>> No.11378638

>>11378580
why is mjna an otc then? if it had any real value or even a bank account it would be on a real exchange

>> No.11378652

It's show time!

>> No.11378659

>>11378638
Idk man, just riding the CGC wave and trying to hop off soon

>> No.11378664

Where are the bears?

>> No.11378670

Why did it dip?
> Everyone knew about incoming interest rates, was it not baked in?
>Was it all because of Tech Stocks / FAANG?

>> No.11378675
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>>11378664
right here, waiting for the rest to arrive

>> No.11378682
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11378682

Is it the time for the fire to rise?

>> No.11378685

>>11378670
It wasn't baked in. Everybody assumed some one had baked it in, but nobody actually did the baking because we were all greedy pushing new all time highs.

>> No.11378693
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11378693

Feeling good today

>> No.11378695

>>11378685
>It wasn't baked in. Everybody assumed some one had baked it in, but nobody actually did the baking
kek

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>>11378675
The state of SOXL right now.

>> No.11378703

which finance/economy twitter accounts do you follow?

>> No.11378709
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>>11378616
>>>Outting yourself as a /v/ user
>implying I wasnt former /b/ lurker/poster from back in oldfag days
i could show you the cringiest memes, some literally a decade old

>> No.11378712

>>11378457
Why isn't the US - CN trade war shaking the stocks or economy harder? or is the trade war reason why the economy is going good?

>> No.11378718
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11378718

Green. Aphria's earnings turned out to be fine. There was some rumor they might miss. No problem on that now.

Someone at CIBC is heavily accumulating Tetra BioPharma shares today. Reason unknown. They're doing it carefully so as not to cause premature price spike it looks like.

If HVT warrants could tick up another couple cents that'd be fab. I want to skim off some early profit to replenish my cash position.

>> No.11378726

Mild concern

>> No.11378727

When is the housing market gonna collapse? I have enough savings for a good down payment on a mortgage, I just don't want to get fucked

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>>11378709
I'm not a new fag, i've been here for 10 years.

>> No.11378739

>>11378703
@realDonaldTrump

>> No.11378743

>>11378709
That pic isn't proof of anything. Please indulge me

>> No.11378744

>>11378727
Wait for next rate hike in December. After midterms there won't be as much need for market manipulation. WS will be on winter break until the new year and all the weak handed normies will panic sell like you've never seen. Screencap this.

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$160+ CMND now.

>> No.11378749

>>11378664
Where are the bulls?

>> No.11378750
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11378750

How's that rally lookin?

Boy I sure hope nothin happens this afternoon.

>> No.11378765

>>11378712

"Trade war" with China isn't much of a war yet. It's mostly a bunch of feints and jockeying from both sides with the appearance of sincere intent to reach a deal. I dunno why people still fall for this kind of hysteria. Trump has repeatedly produced improved trade deals for the US since taking office.

>> No.11378773

>>11378749
They had to go back further after the bears operation scoarched earth salted all their green pastures and shit.

>> No.11378774

>>11378712
because the trade war was fake and gay? we rewrote nafta with a little taken away from farmers and a lot given to pharmaceuticals. canada got all of their demands met from what i know. it was a bluff by trump that trudeau called. no consequence, just trump trying to take credit for nafta.

>> No.11378775

This is the time to bottom feed on companies trading low.. that being said.. check out LCI

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OH NO NO NO NO MUH RALLY

>> No.11378781

>>11378328
just sell covered calls and companies you have a good DCA on, everything else is a gamble with huge downside

>> No.11378787

>>11378765
define improved? improved for pharmaceutical companies?

>> No.11378792

dropping quickly.

>> No.11378793

>>11378576
Quiet, Jewbag! No one likes you either or that goddamned faggot font of yours.

>> No.11378795

>>11378351
learn what a covered call is.

>> No.11378797

>>11378765
>recent korea deal
>secured a steel deal that would have happened regardless
>american car cap in korea increased even though the amount sold has historically always been much less than the cap

Yes, he is truly the master of deals.

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11378804

Getting comfy

>> No.11378811

>tfw didn't buy the dip

Time to buy the top I guess...

>> No.11378815

>>11378793
I'll be sure to send you a post card from the moon too.

>> No.11378818

Told you guys yesterday.. early morning pump then sell off into the weekend. Beginning of next week some more dumping and then consolidation for a week and a half

>> No.11378820

>>11378774
>>11378765
So when will the actual trade war commence? or will China and US decide not to?

Funny you both agree it was fake and gay yet for different reasons.

>> No.11378829

>>11378765
How about you look into the deals and his policy instead of slobbering up propaganda from his cock riders.

>> No.11378834

>>11378797
Meanwhile the left would have you believe that Trump would burn bridges and destroy US trade position. You don't get to then change tune after the fact along the lines of 'yeah well the deal isn't really amazing or anything'.

>> No.11378838

>>11378773
Bears have retreated to fortified positions deep in the cold wasteland

Will bulls press on? Their supply chain grows thin, no land to forage on, general winter will make quick work of your grand armee

>> No.11378840

>>11378818
What do you think bonds are going to do by 11/2?

>> No.11378841

>>11378829
You got a lot of nerve talking about propaganda, Lefty nigger.

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>>11378733
that must be why youve always seemed a gentlemen of fine tastes

>>11378743
most pics are 4chan posts from other websites, or not blue board appropriate

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>>11378820
Interesting thing to watch for is IF (like don said they will) the aluminium tariffs will upgrade to 25% at NYE

>> No.11378869

>>11378841
>criticize my daddy means you are a left!1!1
Trump could release a sextape of him sucking goat cock and you still would try and rationalise it as 4d chess

>> No.11378873

>>11378844
Was that China specific or does it hit aluminum coming in from other countries too?

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11378875

Spx got your name on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPn8OoOWPEs

>> No.11378881

>>11378829
>being a leftist communist cuck

back to r3dd!t

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11378886

>>11378516
>>11378518
It really is attention whoring but I can get way more (you)s as anothermoose
>>11378526
Yes. I shall take my Milf posting to levels never thought possible.
>>11378541
Fag
>>11378616
Some RangeTHOT. She shills CC clothing on normiebook. Has a strange stance but she thinks she’s Mrs. Tacticool.

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>>11378841
Fuck Drumpf and his kike family.

>> No.11378897

>>11378869
If he did that I suspect you'd end up with a piece of cucumber stuck in your ass.
The only propaganda anyone sees on a regular basis comes from the Left, but don't worry! You've convinced me to vote for Hillary next time! Soon we will work to do whatever the Chinese want us to do!

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11378899

I'm either going to make it in 3 weeks or I won't. It's fifty fifty.

>> No.11378903

>>11378873
It's already affecting Mexico (I think steel is at 25% and Aluminium at 10% atm) but it's more important for the tariffs for China, they're waiting until Christmas shopping ends before they implement it.

>> No.11378904

Why does wall street hate IVZ so much?

>> No.11378909

>>11378899
> That font & rendering
Please!

>> No.11378915

>>11378903
Someone said it gives time for manufacturers to find new supply chains, is that possible in couple months notice? I guess it depends on the size of the corporation/manufacturer..

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11378921

I can't bear to watch you goys.
Anyone with half a bearn could see the recession and prepare accordingly. Time to bear the consequences of your stupidity.

>> No.11378936

>>11378899
Monday/Tuesday will be February 2.0

Get ready to pay the butcher for the exact cut of steak you want for dinner every night for the rest of your life.

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It's gonna crash again isn't it...

>> No.11378941
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11378941

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a fresh honey whole wheat, ham, marble jack, and famous Dave's devil's spit spicy pickles! I'm barely down today, MSFT was a good pickup.

With all this red, dare I ask. What does /smg/ do when they LOSE a dollar?

>> No.11378944

>>11378797
US cars are shit so no surprise. It would have happened regardless.
Honestly. Asians do cars better now

>> No.11378951
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>>11378915
Probably not easiest thing, and it gives a lot of power to American manufacturers. That's why I started keeping an eye on Alcoa, after I saw them highlighted on Zacks.com

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>>11378897
>>11378881
It's almost robotic how you guys cycle through the same old rebuttals time and time again, none of them contain even a nugget of intelligence.

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>>11378921
a recession? bah

>> No.11378955

>>11378921
you mean continue my twice monthly investments as I've done twice a month every month, collect dividends and cost average for when the market inevitably goes up again?

Taking emotions out of it is step 1. step 2 is knowing that there is always money to be made, even in a recession, especially if you're a LONG

>> No.11378961

still.lots of selling pressure, get ready....

weve lost 1.5% of the overnight gainz already, dont be fooled by green

DIX index still going lower

>> No.11378962

>>11378941
reverse dab

>> No.11378963

>>11378938
yup fucking soros is so gay. when he is finally dead. trump is going to tweet "MAGA wins again"

>> No.11378969

>>11378941
I'm still in bed. Going back to sleep until power hour. Green across the board. The dude weed trading in tight range likely to break some kinda way in a day or three.

>> No.11378970

>>11378961
That was the stop-loss hittin'
There'll be blood

>> No.11378975

Your little golden bull run has stopped. Big surprise. The market will finish in the red today. You have been warned

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>>11378941
Based activated almonds poster

>> No.11378982

I've gotta say this is excellent trading by the Bears. Driving the knife in, just as people have hope, I'm getting absolutely fucked and will end my streak of always finishing a Week of Trading up, that's been going on for several weeks now. But I still have to admire it for what it is.

I reverted to holding smaller long Swing trade positions, while doing short term mean reversion based scalping with larger long positions.

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ENOUGH!!!

>> No.11378997

>>11378921
show us your short position

>> No.11379004

Anyone buying acrx? After the meeting with fda, I have a feeling it will follow through this time.

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>>11378938
yes dead cat bounce.

>> No.11379024

great now I've got nothing to do for 3 fucking weeks but sit and fucking wait.

>> No.11379027

>>11378145
I fucking love dividends!

>> No.11379035

>>11378941
Remind myself that there was an anon who put 8500 into HMNY and it is now worth pennies

>> No.11379037

>>11378953
>self portrait
Who did you vote for, faggot? I'm guessing you and you boyfriend watch Jimmy Kimmel every night before bedtime.
I guess we should keep importing shitskins to drive down wages. That will do wonders for the economy.

>> No.11379054

>>11379024
You can go outside and get a life.

>> No.11379060

>>11379054
im already dead on the inside though...

>> No.11379067

>>11379060
So are all NPCs.

>> No.11379094

HERE COMES RED

>> No.11379104

Sears is alive again?

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>>11379104
there nobody in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l7U_RnUmHM

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>he didnt buy FAANG
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11379137

You fuckers better VIX your shit up in 3...2...1

>> No.11379151

The Russell is at the lows of yesterday,

SPX just bounced against the 200sma

Naq, barely green. The bottom isnt in yet.

>> No.11379156

I try to read Zerohedge but I understand maybe 1% of it.

All I know is that since the housing crash of 2007, the Armageddon has been just right around the corner.

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>>11378941
I went from +$500 at open to now +$200

>> No.11379181

>>11379104
Theres a lot of crazy shit going on today. Sears is up and theyre declaring fucking bankruptcy. Snapchat has gone up by like a dollar. Dividend friends like BUD and MO that would be the best store of value in a recession are down today. Nothing has been done about the China hack. Rate issue is still present.

Something doesnt smell right.

>> No.11379191

>>11379156

Something incredible happened in the CA bay area lest weekend, a house sold for under asking price. While that doesn't sound like a big deal, it hasn't happened for like 12 years.

>> No.11379196

Let it rip already.

>> No.11379198

>>11379191
Can I get a source on both claims

>> No.11379206

>>11379151
if we stay below 200 EMA on any index for a week+ its basically RIP for the next 12-18 months

will provide us some tremedous sales if you got iron hands to hold for 10+ years

>> No.11379209

>>11379181
wash your vagina better next time

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Oh no no no...
Not again mommy it hurts...

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[urge to post pink wojaks intensifies]

>> No.11379251

Goodbye.

>> No.11379263

red day confirmed.

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>>11379266

>> No.11379281

>>11379209
KEK

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>>11379249

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just healthy correction goyim

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LOLOL wallstreet thinks they can fool the golden bulls with this fake ass dip

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not again...

>> No.11379313

NDX hit a 10% drop during lows yesterday, officially a full correction

means buy more boys

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>>11379313
Here comes the double bottom
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.11379329

This thread is gonna get archived before a new one is made isn't it?

>> No.11379336

>>11379329
oh ill make it

>> No.11379338

NEED NEW BREAD

>> No.11379340

>>11379296
lmao

>> No.11379343

has the new thread been baked into to he baking baking economy of threads

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when will me learn for hold shoorts longer

>> No.11379348

>>11379346
>>11379346
>>11379346
NEW
NEW
NEW

>> No.11379358

>>11379296
i want to literally kill this mother fucker

>> No.11379469

>>11378303
Rare good advice from Comfy. The rake is too large, it's almost certainly too expensive to be consistently profitable. You'd need something like a 20% over average edge to make money off of them - and then you're better off buying the stock anyway at that point.

>> No.11379482

>>11379358
Ever since he was held down and scalped hes carried that scar across his true hairline

>> No.11380028

i have 100k cash, should i use thinkorswim or robinhoob, for full time trading