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11349144 No.11349144 [Reply] [Original]

I just convinced my pet chinchilla to go long on TQQQ and FNGU. Am I going to hell for this? All he would do before is trade Bitcoin based on the moon phase indicator on TradingView. He's fond of playing the flute too but that's another story - a nice room mate, no less.

>> No.11349151

>>11349144
Chinchillas are surprisingly large, but the word makes it sound like they’re small

>> No.11349154

>>11349151

Yeah they're chunky. Make sure to keep them dry. Very soft mouse creatures

>> No.11349168

FNGU? Just buy it nya

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>>11349168

I remember you. Fuck off you anime posting retard. You wish you had an army of chinchilla accountants but you don't. Enjoy your overpriced hot garbage cooked up on buybacks financed through debt.