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Dear fellow anons, I bring to you a great debate which has been roiling in my head this past fortnight like a bean burrito in a cyclist's gut, or a bean burrito in a retired stripper's handbag forgotten on a kitchen counter and sitting there, hardening like a stone. A question so deep, yet
so personal, that, I can only turn to the body of bizraelis as a whole to seek an answer.
Why do we care so about Brappers, my gentlemen robots? Is this enslavement to these dewy orbs of flesh our only hope? Our salvation? Do the brappers symbolize fertility, for from them come all life? Or do brappers instead symbolize a dualistic regression to an atavistic tribal appreciation of filth? Do we seek oblivion in these musky crevices? Indeed, "making it" involves brappers, but how are they made? Did not brappers exist before Aristotle, before the firmament?

>> No.11338034

>>11338010
>trying too hard to be funny

just post some brappers, faggot

>> No.11338059

>>11338034
/thread

Just get a qt gf to brap directly in your mouth, that's my. one and only dream

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>>11338034
But it is Brappers themselves which made us, so perhaps to "make it" is to return to the source of our own creation. It is possible that the mythology grown around brappers is the same fertility concept, endowed with rites under the pagan moon, which so entranced the Romans with their brapper cults. Brappers are more than a mystery-- they are, as the Sufi poet Rumsfield said, a known unknown, and must be quantified as such.

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This is Joseph. He thought brapping was as innocent as sexually gratifying the penis skin. We'll, let's just say our friend realized he had gone too far. Highly pressurized PAWG gas can thickly coat the overly curious brapper, resulting in brap cake, or brap caking. Mousey.

>> No.11338290

>>11338072
Hey, we have the same color ID. What the fuck is this broken